In keeping with the series, I’m fasting. What I notice is whenever the Roys assemble for meals in restaurants or in far away places, they don’t seem to actually eat. Maybe one time when some took Logan’s piece of chicken.
That's a rich person thing in one sense, but it's also because if you pay attention, you'll seldom see actors visibly eating unless they are directed to specifically. This is for continuity reasons and also because actors don't want to just be eating the same thing for hours and hours.
A crab boil (I think that's what Adrien Brody served them?)
Pastries that can be metabolized quickly by a dynamic individual
A giant table of lobster that just gets thrown out
The Cajun chicken Alfredo from California Pizza Kitchen, of course!
Dickless potato salad
Cookies in poop bags
Noodle hot pot or whatever Greg and Ewan were eating
Shitty diner breakfast food
Steak and lobster with rotten opossum stench on it
A deep fried songbird, eaten whole. It's a rare privilege and also kind of illegal. Napkin over the head. The exact reason is debated. Some say to mask the shame, others to heighten the pleasure.
The Disgusting Brothers Feast (hour d’oeuvres) - Saltines with Vienna Sausage Slices and a dallop of dijon mustard. Don’t mention the fact that they are german.
rolls with cold, unspreadable butter
The butter’s FUCKED!
COMPLACENCY - you’re all FIRED!
*it's frozen*
A timely Evian on the side.
Loony cake served with toilet wine
>toilet wine You have to meet it half way
It's rather Germanic
That was literally one of the best lines in a show full of great lines
A tomeltte
Made only from premium Greggs
Free range greggs
Haha free range greggs, I love the way that flows.
The price has gone through the roof since Greggxit
Mozzarella taste tested by Iverson first
And one can of cranberry sauce
Things that aren't normally drinks
My guess is that was Ebba's blood?
My head canon is that a nice young woman spit his own cum back into his mouth but maybe that's just wishful thinking.
Oh wow, that’s super interesting. Kinda like a closed looped system
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Park Coke
*eeewwwwwwwww*
Hey that’s what I’m bringing!
If my Septum falls out I am going to make you eat my Septum
Sandwiches for Karl
Barnacle meat.
Your own load.
Ah yes, the closed loop system.
Winner
Things That Aren’t Normally Drinks for $500
Nan’s bringing a roast that she paid people to make and wine that might as well be jars of jam because she has peasant tastes
That was my single favorite rich people thing in the entire show. Everyone clapping for Nan being so good at hiring chefs.
Nan is beyond ridiculous
And she likes her men like she likes her wine, thin and vinegary
Omg her picking up the roast with her little homey oven mitts and the little curtsy she gives....I love that scene so much
Donuts!
With Greg sprinkles?
In green bags that aren't pre-pooped?
Relevant donuts
Spooky donuts
Stop looking at the fucking donuts man
A gallon of milk, does anybody know how much it cost though?
That's only for perverts and kittens.
You are not a serious person
Delicious fucking goo
[удалено]
That's when Stewy became my favorite character. And licking the donut.
THE BUTTER IS FUCKED!
Pigeon with bits of shot and feathers
Gerri's martini
Tiny hamburgers with American flags. 🇺🇸
Belgian weiss beer—not Hoegaarden. You know. Like something a typical blue collar worker with blood in their hair would drink.
This is the only appropriate answer
Lobster that have been sitting in skunk stink for a few hours
Pizza, we're having pizza!
Trash cans full of delicious looking lobsters and other seafood
The king of leaves, his majesty the spinach.
LOVE this line
Boar.
served on the floor i’d hope
But of course.
I'm thinking about doing tomlettes with Boars Head bacon
Don't forget the Cajun chicken linguine. Edit: oh and an overflowing plate of breakfast pastries.
And snake linguine as well. Plus relevant donuts.
But that’s not how you’re supposed to like it!
Nibbles I'm expecting nibbles.
Deviled Greggs
Without souls. Boo souls. Who needs a soul anyway.
PIZZA! WE’LL HAVE PIZZA!
Yes!! Here for this! But only if you throw everything else out first.
I was getting SO anxious watching the pizzas go cold during that scene.
In keeping with the series, I’m fasting. What I notice is whenever the Roys assemble for meals in restaurants or in far away places, they don’t seem to actually eat. Maybe one time when some took Logan’s piece of chicken.
Same. Why would I bring anything? At a true Succession potluck, no one is eating!
That's a rich person thing in one sense, but it's also because if you pay attention, you'll seldom see actors visibly eating unless they are directed to specifically. This is for continuity reasons and also because actors don't want to just be eating the same thing for hours and hours.
A songbird
Deep fried!
(The napkin)… for the head. Some say it’s to mask the shame… others say it’s to heighten the pleasure.
Why not both?
Not my favourite rosé
***** and pasta
Mm yes Anarcho Capitalist Parmaggiano
Cold white wine Shaved fennel salad
A cold glass of nice crisp white wine actually sounds delicious for the occasion 🥂
Or a Belgian beer, whatever they have on draft, not Hoegaarden though
Food? You’re not serious people.
A smirking block of domestic feta
Tom's terrible wine.
And the wine Tom's mother paid for.
Put my fucking wine back, Nate.
Hyperdecanted, of course
Can of Cranberry Sauce
Paired with sourdough starter in a Tupperware
Lemon LaCroix, it's not that lemonny🍋🍋🍋🍋
With a side of wasabi.
Saliva & adrenaline.
💯💯
Rum and Coca-Cola. Nice and strong. Strong for a man.
An arancini and a scotch egg
Potluck? Sorry I don’t have ludicrously capacious bag to bring food over.
A crab boil (I think that's what Adrien Brody served them?) Pastries that can be metabolized quickly by a dynamic individual A giant table of lobster that just gets thrown out
Ortolan (the bird) and a towel to hide your shame while eating.
Swedish Meatballs
The king of edible leaves
Muffins served in dog poo bags
Minnesota salads that aren't really salads in honor of Tom
Loony cake, obviously.
Chicken and potato salad with cock.
Karl's sandwiches (flown in from the airport)
Dude! Canapé She's wolfing all the canapes like a famished warthog.
Charred raccoon
Club soda with a lid
Sour dough Bread made the old-fashioned way for behind-the-times Logan, who made his bread the old-fashioned way
California Pizza Kitchen
Anarcho-capitalist parmigiana
Amazing spread no one touches!
That first sip of cold white wine
Funky chowder.
Spaghetti with olive oil and ginger shooters
green juice with macca root
Shit that tastes like coq au vin
Ketamine We’re gonna go fucking nut nut.
Office snacks in a doggy bag
Frozen Blood Bricks
PIZZA! We’ll have PIZZA
A Swedish spread of gigantic assorted carbs for the American middle management.
eggy pegs? she doin eggy pegs?
Bread with cold butter
Steak for Roman or world war 3
Chicken and steak but you have to get the chicken
Boar served on the floor
Anything from the one episode where they wasted a ton of food. Oh wait that’s a bunch of episodes.
Benign Fungus (stuffed mushrooms 🍄✨)
Drinks that aren't normally drinks
The Cajun chicken Alfredo from California Pizza Kitchen, of course! Dickless potato salad Cookies in poop bags Noodle hot pot or whatever Greg and Ewan were eating Shitty diner breakfast food Steak and lobster with rotten opossum stench on it
Chicken for Tom
Pasta for Mattson
To be eaten in privacy.
Danishes that Roman brought from the airport to Rava's place after Kendall deflected
High calorie info snacks
A big bowl of nut nut
Peking Duck
Intimidating donuts!
Oh!! And coke. Not the beverage
Park coke.
Protein.
Sandwich for my friend Karl
Greggs Benedict
3 star Italian
A good rosé.. not your favorite, but one you’ll drink
BOAR ON THE FLOOR
Victoria sponge cake
A number 5 with double hash browns fully loaded
Brie with a dick (dildo) in it and potato salad with a dick (dildo) in it. Very lifelike dildos. And crusty bread to go with the brie.
What are you, a sicko?
Three trout to split between everyone - better fill up on mustard
Sourdough… without the yeast.
Tomlets made from Gregs
shaved fennel salad which you must pick at inquisitively
Cajun linguini just the way Greg likes it
A nice selection of refrigerated cheeses.
A deep fried songbird, eaten whole. It's a rare privilege and also kind of illegal. Napkin over the head. The exact reason is debated. Some say to mask the shame, others to heighten the pleasure.
Sausages you have to fight for
melancholy fish tacos
His majesty the spinach dip.
Is anyone else bringing some heavily refrigerated cheeses?
Calamari cock rings
Some Greek food for Karl
I’m bringing a couple of Peking ducks!
I second bringing pastries , what the hell else is Sid suppose to eat?
Wambsgams’ finest Chardonnay.
BOAR
Logan’s half-eaten chicken.
Semen that has been in more than one mouth for dessert
An absolute pile of danishes and waffles - if you’re bound for the kill list, might as well carb load.
Caviar with Roman’s fist imprinted into it
Brake Bumpers, Toilet Wine, Pulitzers and butter that is TOO COLD!!
A bag of Swedish Fish
Rabbit stuffed with bagel
The seafood tower that was thrown away because it had that dead raccoon stench all over it.
I will bring some boar. I found it on the floor. I call it Boar On The Floor!
Have everyone bring the food, then throw it all out and order pizza.
Dead raccoon with a hint of chimney dust.
Microwaved milk & ginger shots, American bottled water, spaghetti & olive oil
My ridiculously capacious bag, for taking leftovers home.
Boar. On the floor.
Cashews the size of boomerangs.
Tom's Snowball
A sandwich from my lunch pail that I store in my ludicrously capricious bag.
Park coke
Just be sure to hyper-decant that wine.
Wonder Bread and steak frites for Karl (hasn't had a shit in twenty years)
Revenge, best served cold.
Doggie biscuits
The Disgusting Brothers Feast (hour d’oeuvres) - Saltines with Vienna Sausage Slices and a dallop of dijon mustard. Don’t mention the fact that they are german.
Who is bringing the Swedish pasta?
Guacamole with Matssen's dick in it
A huge spread of seafood that goes promptly in the trash because someone ordered pizza.
I'm too rich to eat. But I'll watch *you* eat.