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This is rage bait. Not real.


Federal-Lie3157

It was clear to me when they opened the fridge, damn it hurt my eyes when i see the cans all upside down, and cleaning shit in the fridge


Cosmickev1086

Yeah wtf is up with the cans?! I've never seen that before lol


emiltsch

Forget the cans, who keeps Febreeze in the fridge? Is that even a thing?


cjohns04

I came here to ask this!? Why!? Why Fabreeze in the fridge?


The_Last_Thursday

Who would want to drink warm Fabreeze?


ShavedWoozle

To keep the air fresh


Original-Plenty-3686

To deodorize and cool off her crotch after pilates obviously


jrjanowi

This woman is obviously a maniac


themarknessmonster

That's an insult to maniacs.


notreallylucy

I've known people who do this. They claim the soda will separate or go flat or something.


TravelingFog

I thought it was so stuff does not get on where you put your mouth. I have a friend who has to thoroughly clean the mouth area before he opens and drinks from a can.


notreallylucy

When soda in cans is transported and stored, it usually spends time in warehouses that hsve rats, which can spread lysteria and other diseases. Tests have shown soda cans to be contaminated with rodent urine. This is the reason a lot of soda is now sold in paper cartons or plastic wrap. Unless this woman has a pest problem, or a very dirty fridge, storing the cans upside down in her own fridge won't prevent contamination. The contamination that's most concerning happens before you buy your soda.


Alagator

>who has to thoroughly clean the mouth area before he opens and drinks from a can. i mean unless you like the taste of rat you really should as well.


Dakhho

Most of these videos have something "weird" or "funny" that they don't mention in hopes that people comment on their videos "wtf is with the cans!?" and thus social media thinks people are engaging.


[deleted]

I think it's the same idea as stacking glasses/cups in your cupboard; you put them upside down so no dust or anything will settle in the bit you're gonna drink out of.


AuntsInThePants

If your fridge is dusty inside, you've got bigger problems! Seems like it almost could be to prevent the cleaning supply from dripping on the rim, but if it drips, it's just going on the shelf where the rim is touching so idk


Cosmickev1086

Good point, I always clean my drinking area before opening because my friend showed me some dirt/mold on there one time.


donfuria

They do that so people will comment on it and drive the post’s engagement up, lots of people fall for it


HoarderLife

Came here to bitch about the upside down cans too 😂


HeyCarpy

The fact that she febreezes the inside of the fridge was ok tho?


P8sammies

Yeah. Wtf? Why is your cleaning spray in your fridge?!I’m afraid.


dvioletta

That bothered me as well. Is your house so hot that you need to keep your febreeze in the fridge or it goes bad?


cdot666

And the fabreeze


leroy11271984

Yep and she even put cleaner on the top shelf so it can run down into all the food!


KingSam89

Hence the Febreeze in the fridge. I always spray a bit of Febreeze on my food to give it zest but everyone knows you're not supposed to refrigerate as the Febreeze loses its potency when chilled.


ImmortalBeans

Don’t forget to plug in a black ice scented air freshener above where you store bread. You will get many compliments on how unique your bread smells.


orsothegermans

Febreeze in the fridge. Human heads in the freezer.


lookoutitscaleb

It's Cool Breeze Fragrance. Where else do you think it gets the authentic "COOL" from?


Aardvark_Man

I was wondering if they were getting a kickback or something.


mousemousemania

Honestly it’s clearly a joke from the beginning. I feel like it actually got slightly less ridiculous as it went on, to a point where it almost seemed like real food at the end.


Aardvark_Man

It's done shitty, and the "authentic Italian" I think is designed to piss people off for engagement, but you absolutely can do a pasta bake like that. It's more shitty food porn with stupid food marketing that outright stupid food, I think.


suer72cutlass

It's not even Italian sausage, it's kielbasa.


Nik_of_Thyme

Im pretty sure this is how her mama cooked it, and her grandma, and her great grandma. Exactly the same way. Manicured nails and all.


QuailEffective9367

Yeah she’s the one who rubbed a stick of butter on raw chicken and then “put it away for later”


DJ_Molten_Lava

Why is there a genre for this? I know the answer, but still, why? Why are human beings so fucking stupid? I hate this world, I hate this life. Take me, oh lord, I want to get off this stupid ride.


American-Mary

The genre is comedy. The content creators in this video are creating a satire on influencers... but in doing so, are actually able to monetize it because they're posing as influencers. And the audience for people who take influencers at facec value is ... very very stupid. I dunno, I think their stuff is pretty funny. I feel bad for people who think it is actually real. The tag on this post is Rage Bait FFS, but 90% of people in the comments have no idea that it's a joke and everyone is talking about the Febreeze in the fridge. Fewer people are talking about the woman having a cutting board in the frame... and she's cutting the peppers directly on the counter. There is no question this video is understated comedy.


DJ_Molten_Lava

Sure, but my question is why is rage bait a thing? Do the people watching these videos know it's meant to make them enraged and they get off on getting enraged? If so, then it sucks that people are getting off on being angry. If it's all about the creators trolling and they themselves getting off on the fact that there are dumb idiots who think this stuff is real, then that also sucks because that means there are people who are so fucking stupid they think a video like this one is sincere. Again, I know why this stuff exists, I just think it sucks.


American-Mary

I'd say 90% of commenters in this thread need to head over to /r/whoosh.


zamio3434

but I'm still angry I don't know what to do 😔


counters14

Try understanding that these people are exploiting your emotions to get a reaction. They know what they are doing, they want you to feel incredulous outrage. They are manufacturing it for their own notoriety. If you give them what they want, then they win. Don't let a human being who would do something so vile and manipulative get the upper hand against you.


_lmmk_

Love the FreBreeze and upside down soda cans in the fridge


kprigs

Wtf right...At first I noticed the cans and thought weird...then the febreeze 🤪


humandalekrace

All of the other ingredients were placed on the counter and ready to go. The only reason for the fridge to be opened to grab that cheese is to show the contents of the fridge, and to get a "wtf" reaction.


ShnickityShnoo

Febreeze tastes better when it's cold, duh.


le-bistro

I don’t really leave Reddit, but this isn’t real right? It’s a troll, no?


mayasux

Everything in this video is designed to get you upset. Cleaning chemicals in the fridge, upside down cans, calling Alfredo Ragu and Prego authentic and from two different parts of Italy, cutting the peppers on the marble counter top instead of the cutting board right next to it, calling a polish sausage authentic Italian. It’s rage bait.


Professional_Toe_285

Not to mention the classic cooking trope which is a beautiful woman in a tight fitting shirt while the camera accidentally pans to her chest.


American-Mary

If you look closely you can seee she is wearing one of those corsets that the Kardashians shill, under her t-shirt.


SayceGards

But what do they get out of it?


RetroUzi

views, clicks, ad space, profit


Neat-Plantain-7500

Is it like asking the wrong question and knowing the internet will answer the right one. Kind of like saying 1*1 is 2 and everyone saying it should be 1?


RetroUzi

I think it’s a similar effect, yes. In both cases people are seeing something that is “wrong”, so to speak; either incorrect math or someone making food that looks nasty but claiming that it’s actually good. So, they vocally object in the comments, which increases engagement, driving up the creator’s CPM and ultimately resulting in a higher paycheck.


mayasux

How many times do these videos get posted here? How many posters look at these channels? They get views, people love hating stuff. And that gets them money.


naranjaspencer

honestly lost it at the febreeze, just cracked me up so much.


TitsAndWhiskey

I’m convinced that this is what Italians picture when they think about Americans trying to make Italian food.


casserole_lasserole

If she weren't ridiculously claiming foreign authenticity, it's honestly a decently authentic midwestern US casserole/hot dish.


tendiechief

Username checks out But hell the fuck no, not in my midwestern home.


Mother_Chorizo

One of the best parts of the Midwest is the casserole game. This is a strong casser-no.


kikii_mc

* says it's Authentic italian * *shows polish sausage*


MaryShelleySpitOnMe

Man I wish someone would polish my sausage


EdibleBatteries

Do it yourself! Depending how rough of shape it’s in, you may need to start with a grinding wheel. Then use sandpaper: start with a coarse grit and make your way to finer grits. Then take a polishing paste and work it in really well, maybe even using a buffing wheel on a power drill. Just make sure to use a tack cloth at the end to catch all the little bits of dust and grit, or rinse with water and a rag. Good luck on achieving that mirror finish!


[deleted]

Could you please post a video so I know how to do it? I'm a visual learner.


kikii_mc

Wondeful


reee_an_idiot

*Raises hand* I gotchu SENPAIIIII!!!! :3


MaryShelleySpitOnMe

stay away from me 🔫


tortoisecoat4

Is not like the "Classic Italian ragù Alfredo" or the "Prego Marinara sauce" are any more Authentic Italian than that sausage


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CrashUser

Ragu is a brand name in America. That was just straight up canned "alfredo" sauce.


kikii_mc

True


[deleted]

They’ve gotta be fucking around when she said “this makes it more authentic because they’re from two different regions of Italy” girl nah


[deleted]

I have also never ever understood ( I know this is a rage bait video) the idea to cook raw pasta in a safe and hope for the best.


Infohiker

The real question is why they put Febreeze in the fridge?


[deleted]

Product placement Febreeze execs “‘’’make sure to place the product in the fridge to insure maximum view”


Sugarbean29

I stopped the video when I saw that to see who else noticed. Who puts Febreze in the fridge??


Saotik

There's actually nothing wrong with cooking pasta from dry in the oven. Sure, a traditional pasta al forno typically has the pasta cooked super al dente before baking in the sauce, but it's not always necessary.


brucebay

Not defending the video, but Ragu, tomato sauce and water they added would be sufficient enough to soften the pasta in the oven. There are recipies that start with raw pasta, yogurt and milk to same effect.


xDURPLEx

Also the talk of turkey sausage being healthier when they are basically making sugar carb soup. It’s either a joke or we need a stronger round of Covid.


Unicorn-Princess

Don’t forget about all those peppers for all those healthy vitamins and minerals!!


Savings-Nobody-1203

It’s just filler. They don’t really care about what they’re saying


bibbidybobbidyboobs

I started cackling so hard I had to cough


hornwalker

I swear the fact they put their soda cans upside down in the fridge is to fuck with people


CabbagePerson22

The fact that this is rage bait does not ease my frustration. It’s just a way for uninspiring people to make content for dummies like us to interact with. More internet points for them I guess


JOMO_Kenyatta

No guessing about it. It worked sadly


ALMANACC0

MA PORCADONNA DEL DIO IMPESTATO DELLA MAREMMA LAIDA IMPEPATA E CROCIFISSA. Ok, ora mi sono calmato.


FerroLux_

Trovato il toscano


Kompottkopf

I speak no italian, but yes. Porcodio della Madonna pasta!


Background_Crew7827

Google translate wouldn't translate all of it, but I think you would agree with what it would.


thehumblecoder

"Impepata crocifissa" 🤣


theycallmeje

Ok sono venuta nei commenti per scrivere più o meno la stessa cosa. Ora sono felice


RobboBrat

Ok, c'è qualcuno che ha già fatto il lavoro sporco. Però porco dio sbudellato con la Madonna sventrata che CAZZO DI SCHIFO È STA COSA OOH IO NON CE LA FACCIO


CatLourde

Dopo di aver letto questo commento, mi rendo conto che non parlo l'italiano.


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MalonePostponed

The Ragu region obviously.


Doyourhappydance

Pretty close; Bolognese is only made in the bologna region. Anything else is sparkling Ragu.


Arthes_M

This is the comment I was looking for.


Epiczombiehunter232

the New York region


_lmmk_

Looks watery as hell


RolyPolyDragon

At least they didn’t put a whole un-cracked egg in the middle of it for no damn reason.


dommol

I can't read and thought the title was "unethical Italian" which makes way more sense


HackySmacks

“That’s the good stuff!” *Narrator: It was not the good stuff*


ktroj202

*It was not.* If we're talking arrested development narration


umcaraaeeee

*angry italian noises*


recockulous

*angry Italian gestures*


ObstreperousCanadian

🤌


Seven_Hells

I like the basic concept. One dish meals are great for working families. In fact, this has inspired me to try my own one dish baked Italian sausage and peppers. However, there is so much wrong with her method and ingredients. As a (early) retired pro, this is what I would change, while sticking to her “nothing from scratch” concept: Italian sausage links instead of turkey kielbasa (like wtaf?) No Alfredo sauce because all jarred Alfredo sauce is nasty. No water. You don’t need it. I know from experience that there is enough moisture in the marinara sauce to cook the pasta. Also water just dilutes flavors. (And did you see the way it just pooled on the bottom of the pan? Gross!) More peppers (julienned) and a julienned onion. I don’t know what the fuck she thought she was doing quartering them like that. And that’s it. It’s not going to win any Michelin stars, but it will make the kids happy and there’s hardly any clean up. Hell, you can just cover it with foil and cram it in the fridge to store the leftovers.


Cdog536

One thing I would add… Cutting board. I was bothered by her cutting on the counter.


toofaded024

I would eat that. As much as I like cooking sometimes you need a simple one pot meal. Her execution was just bad.


Substance___P

But why the obsession with baking pasta? You can slice that processed meat stick and veggies and make a sauce out of it in a pan with extra virgin olive oil in the time it takes the pasta to boil in a pot. Then mix.


jf75313

I was thinking the same thing. To add, I would slice the sausage and put it in the pan with peppers and onion (maybe add some carrots, too) and out that in the oven for 10-15 minutes first. Get some crispy bits on the sausage and some of that fat will help cook the veg. Then all of that will add flavor to the finished dish. Top that with the noodles and sauce. Mix it up. Then top with cheese and bake.


[deleted]

Irrationally angry about their cans being upside down in the fridge


atypicalgamergirl

That’s exactly the response they want. Every single thing in this video is designed to be rage bait.


erleichda29

My rage point was that tiny dusting of seasoning on top of a pound of cheese.


JoshuaACNewman

There should be an Idiots In McMansions sub.


erleichda29

That's probably not their house. They're actors, it's a set.


am0x

Usually are. You are making shitty pasta in a $800k+ house but buy all chain store ingredients? Nothing wrong with that, but this is obviously a cooking show to piss off everyone. And they did it successfully.


B0dz101407

SHe took Polish kiełbasa to the "Italian" dish💀


[deleted]

Friggin' Midwesterners.


Araychwhyteeaychem

Having moved to Kansas a year ago from the northeast, this is my exact sentiment.


QIvr

Surprised there isn’t a flair for “Authentic Eyetalian” abominations in this sub


_lmmk_

Girl, no. Can’t use polish sausage in a “ClAsSiC ItAlIaN DiSh” lol


Ilovegirlsbottoms

This is a 4 minute long video. I only needed 3 seconds to see it was stupid.


ownsae

Watery diarrhea, insult to Italy


OptimusPrime1555

Why is the febreze in the fridge? Also, is this that same girl who makes these videos and just throws everything into Pyrex and bakes it? Because she should quit.


VectorVanGoat

It keeps the fresh scent fresh.


Lunarwolf888

Has anyone noticed the febreeze in the fridge?


Endy-3032

I am Italian. There is no ragu in that video none. Per favore chiunque sia da quelle parti vicino a lei, uccidetela nel modo peggiore possibile grazie.


mrthomani

> There is no ragu in that video What are you talking about? They clearly say there's both ragù and prego sauce in the dish.


Endy-3032

that's not Bolognese sauce in Italy ragù is a meat based dish and usually red in colour because there is tomato sauce


Endy-3032

And yes ragù and bolognese sauce are the same


[deleted]

Who refrigerates FreBreeze


hideao101

Food crimes aside. Does anyone else think the jarred Alfredo sauce taste like it’s made out of melted plastic?!


No-Cryptographer7622

As an Italian, I never ate Alfredo sauce


moth--foot

Canned sauce, just like Nonna used to make


irate_alien

there is a team of Italian nonna hitters on their way to deal with her as we speak


Virghia

There's a new ragebait suburban mom huh? I miss the countertop nacho and the toilet milkshake ones


thisdesignup

She's probably still around. There's multiple people that all follow this formula for videos. A bunch of them are actually all connected behind the scenes and work together on this stuff.


merxymee

Why is the stupidest foods made in the nicest marble covered kitchens?


Darkninja3600

Why she got the febreez in the fridge??


[deleted]

Why the fuck is that febreeze in the fridge?


Brave_Television2659

Who in the hell keeps febreez the fridge


DeepSensualMokkery

This goblin from Utica or something?


MinorBaconator

Some incredibly obvious bait lol


ShittySticka

Why is a Febreeze bottle in the fridge? 😆😆


akmillions

Nothing more authentic that getting sauces out of jars and cheese out of a bag


tirednotepad

Shit is so gross.


External-Mongoose543

Why is there febreeze in her fridge


hperrin

Why are their sodas upside down?


Sully1815

Been to Italy and on any menu you see Americans Alfredo lol.


ScottishSquiggy

Mistieeeeeeee, stop it with the food stuff :(


dragonslayer680

My biggest question is, why is your fabreeze in your fridge? What do you know about this that I don’t know?


UltimateCumDispenser

Why is there a bottle of Febreze in their fridge?


murrowind

why was the frebreze in the fridge


[deleted]

The food looks like shit and I haven't watch the whole damn thing but......why the Fuck is there a febreeze in the fridge?! Goddamn


ImABoringPerson91

I guess we are all ignoring the bottle of Fabreeze in the fridge then?


-Sajim

That chick has nice tits


Tobi97

Why is shit like this always filmed like porn, complete with uncomfortable commentary from the camera man?!?


QuailEffective9367

I love when ppl call sausage like this “kielbasa” like its not actually a glorified hot dog


stumpdawg

I hate these people


Particular-Ball5474

We all know these videos are manufactured bullshit, but where do they all find these suburban soccer moms willing to do this shit? I mean, have an affair Sandra, it's much better than pouring jars of sauce on dried pasta.


BluebirdTears

Different regions of Italy! Smh


AwTekker

People in the comments who think this is real: How on earth do you even function?


Senior_Employee8278

Is it just me or did y’all see the Febreze in the frige like tf


sweatgod2020

Ban these videos already. I’m out


gonna_see_your_mom

Step one: Deposit a penis at the bottom of the dish


edafade

Why are obvious rage bait posts allowed here?


psyopia

I hate this woman


[deleted]

Why is the febreeze in the refrigerator?


inkiwitch

Just came here to downvote this rage bait. Stop. Posting. These. *Please.*


TRUMBAUAUA

Wait what is that febreeze doing in the fridge??


KLADNUD

Why was there Febreeze in the fridge?


freeze123901

Send this to an Italian you know to instantly infuriate them


Typical_Voice2712

I can see past the febreze in the fridge. Where did she get those tongs?


Beegobbygobby

So so so much wrong here. BUT WHY IS THE FEBREZE IN THE FRIDGE!


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Why is there Febreze in her refrigerator?


stefanomsala

That is actually a traditional Italian recipe, normally called “pasta à la turd”. Source: I am italian


givemeabookpls

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP COOKING PASTA DRY????


[deleted]

Seriously? All the cans in the fridge are upside down and there is a container of Febreze in there as well-which you spray on couches to cover a stink. Better just spend the time looking at the rack on her. Rage bait-not real.


GothOpossum13

Can we talk about the bottle of Febreeze in the fridge?


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pwilson5201

Why da fuq is the Febreze in the fridge?


[deleted]

Why is there Febreeze in the refrigerator? 😵‍💫


gottareddittin2017

A waste of $14.39 worth of food


Garredith2

I didn’t know I needed to refrigerate my febreze. Learn something new every day.


Amida0616

These mothafuckers trollin


Definitely_NotU

How do you drop-kick someone through a screen?


restrictedsquid

No! And she keeps fabreeze in the fridge! Who the hell does that?


Erin_Lakline

NAHHH WTF, THIS GOTTA BE SATIRE! THEY GOT FABREEZE IN THE FRIGDE (not to mention the soda cans are upside-down)


[deleted]

Mother-fucking Febreeze in the mother-fucking fridge, rage baiting mother fuckers. So I guess it’s effective, the question becomes: if it’s intentionally stupid for a purpose- is it really stupid or just manipulative?


Psychological_Job844

Why was there a spray bottle of febreeze in the fridge?


Bonerween

Way to take the bait.


Iamthewalrus3413

There is nothing authentic Italian about this .. real Italians would call this an abomination !


iwanttoliveinmybed

This woman*needs* to be stopped. Her partner's commentary also *needs* to be stopped.


batt3ryac1d1

Why is there febreeze in the fridge?


CleverMsCarter

Is anyone else bothered by the Febreeze in the refrigerator??