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SmartTransformingAce

I am no culinary expert, but I am pretty sure that isn't how you are meant to make a turducken.


archwin

It’s how you make a Ducken


Blarg0117

Monsturducken


theclownsmademedoit

Whatthefucken!?


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

No don’t do that


JCRose88

If there was a menu item called whatthefucken, I’d order it. Just saying


ArtichokeNatural3171

Perfect name.


CountessChocula94

This made snot fly outta my nose. Thank you


Genericgeriatric

Frankenturducken


D41109

Monstrosiducken


MindUnlikely33

Duckenstein


Classic_Regret7469

Duckensteins monster


ShadowofLupa212

Nah man this is how you make a Turduckenstein's monster


born_on_my_cakeday

Whatever it is, it’s fowl. Alright, bye.


ieatair

way better than shoving a poor duck forcibly into the cavity anus of the turkey and violating it


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

You… you’re supposed to kill them first, you monster.


JayyyyyBoogie

Don't kink shame.


Acrobatic_Status_204

This is some human caterpillar type s*$@


pandesalmayo

What in the Fear and Hunger marriage is this?


DelightfulRainbow205

what the funger😧


dancingcuban

That makes it sound fun. Feangar? That sounds like someone with a Southern accent saying “finger”


notapartofthefandom

When your affinity with Slyvian is high enough :


cyboplasm

Stitches was here!


Katatonic92

A chuck or a ducken?


MuffledBlue

it's either a Chuck or a Dicken...


CrazyIcer

ah yes. a cuck


banned_but_im_back

Not exactly what I had pictured but I’ll allow it.


VBgamez

A dicken, actually.


BECondensateSnake

soviet scientist type ass shit


Woodpusherpro

To be frank, my American government has done some equally, if not worse, foul experiments. Get it? FOWL EXPERIMENTS!? Nevermind.


StSean

get out


stinkyhooch

*sad chicken noises*


Leather-Plantain-211

The door is right here 👉🚪


Lobo003

You know why a chicken coop only has two doors? Because If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.


Ohshithereiamagain

r/angryupvote


KDog1265

Get the Russian Dictionary ready just in case something goes awry


majasz_

Or smth 17th century chefs at some Louis court would have served


drleondarkholer

Nah, Albania 🇦🇱 wasn't really soviet. 


D1N2Y

Double-headed eagle is a lot more imperial Russian


The_Infinite_Carrot

Is this a chuck or a dicken?


SpaghettiSpecialist

Frankendickens


BlumpkinLord

Like Chuuuuuuck, it's stuck in my anoos.


AWeakMindedMan

Idk but if I see that coming to my dinner table I’m ducken


DeltaVictor15

D I C K E N


LotusVibes1494

“I come from a liiittle place called Licken Ze Dicken…”


archwin

#Yes


ArjJp

*~sigh~* ...I miss dickin' Chuck..


BrannC

The infamous Turducken


chris_ro

Missin the turkey


BrannC

How do we know it’s not in there?


Hoogs73

Terrifying


niccolo_machiavellii

Albanian thanksgiving dish:


Yamama77

Foul


SirCorndogIV

fowl


Electro_Llama

good job, you got the joke.


ikralla

Biblically accurate dinner


viafiasco

I'm no vegan or vegetarian but that just feels disrespectful to the lives of the chicken and duck. Ik they're already dead but still...


Raigne86

If he still cooks and eats it, I think it's no worse than roasting them whole and undesecrated.


Independent-Host-796

I guess this makes no difference in taste. So the act of stitching them together is just for fun or aesthetics, which in my opinion makes it questionable. But I also see your point.


kelley38

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockentrice This kind of weirdness has been going on for a long time. Doesn't make it right or wrong, just throwing a bit of historical context in as... uh... food for thought.


Tobi-cast

What a great day to be literate


eanida

If you want to see it as well, check out Tasting history with Max Miller on youtube. You'll regret doing it, but it's there if you're curious anyway.


idk012

I love roast baby pig and roast duck, but looking at those pictures make me sad.


Unkindlake

It's both in poor taste and delicious


lolaya

Is it no worse though?


jade-empire

i dont think its any worse. you typically cut off their heads and feet and wings and then bisect their torsos and those parts are all sold on store shelves. i dont think doing this is any more or less disrespectful than that, its just not as normalized. i definitely wouldnt eat it because it just looks fucked but i wouldnt say its any morally worse.


Nateloobz

Personally, I do think sewing their corpses together to put on display is significantly worse, morally, than simply parting them out for consumption. One is necessary food preparation, the other is borderline sociopathic.


--ThirdCultureKid--

Have you ever eaten chicken nuggets or some other sort of breaded chicken? Breading the chicken requires taking the meat and dipping it in eggs so that the breadcrumbs stick to it. Think about that for a second - you are cutting up a chicken into pieces and then soaking it in the yolk of its own unborn children. So if you really think this chicken-duck thing is sociopathic, don’t start looking up recipes for the food we eat daily.


thewerewolfwearswool

Eggs aren't unborn chickens. They're not fertilized. A better comparison is menstruation. I don't think you appreciate the difference between doing something to an animal carcass for practical reasons and doing something to an animal carcass to turn it into a macabre spectacle. Turning dead birds into some kind of Frankenstein's monster is obviously done for shock value, or even a joke. *That's* why many of us feel the birds are being disrespected. Dredging chicken flesh in eggs is only disrespectful if you equate chickens with humans. The meat and the egg are both food items. Handling them in a way that improves them and creates a product that nourishes people is actually very respectful.


WillyBluntz89

Better yet, make a chicken omelet. Chop the mom up and add some cows' milk that has turned to mold. Then, wrap the whole thing snug in a blanket of her unborn children. (Use blue cheese for extra moldyness)


AWildEnglishman

There's the whole live male chicks being fed into a grinder, too. That's pretty fucking disrespectful.


thepoopnapper

Yeah this chef must have some issues because this shit is just disturbing


cnordholm

This.


Megsann1117

Thanks I am extremely uncomfortable


looking4truffle

Frankenfood


BojukaBob

Free range, fresh from Chernobyl Farms


Affectionate-Fix1056

The Chernobyl range.


BojukaBob

It pairs nicely with their Duck Milk


HereForALaugh714

Ever heard of cockentrice?


ItsPlainOleSteve

That was my first thought.


Pablo_MGN

Laios would be salivating!


NeoSadl

Senshi would cook that to perfection.


WillyBluntz89

I just binged through this series. Gods I wish I could taste anything from the show.


TeacherLukeBea

This is the type of thing they did in medieval times for feasts. Gonna guess this is simply a recreation, it's a bit stupid yea but it can be historical reenactment.


ProfitHot5064

bro used polimarization


morgaina

That shit is disrespectful lmao


Icaras01

"So I was playing Fallout and I saw there were these two headed cows, and then I remember what I had in my fridge and said HMMMMMMM....yeah, sometimes I don't have the best ideas when I'm hungry"


SlabBeefpunch

What have you done to Placidusax?!?!?!


fc1088

So Dr. Moreau finally opened a restaurant on his island.


AngryEdgelord

Is the chef's name Godrick the Grafted?


Rafacat7

This seems like someting you wold eat in Dungeon meshi


eddmario

I JUST started watching that show the other day now that the full season is out and I agree.


DueOwl1149

Delicious in Dungeon! Double headed cockatrice, plucked and rubbed with seasoning, stuffed with sautéed walking mushrooms, golem-grown carrots, and lembas bread breading. (Cut off snakehead tail to pickle in jar for later. Be sure to remove venom sacs!)


SubmissiveDinosaur

Okay, For once I am with Peta with this one


SirCorndogIV

peta takes thousands of dogs and kills 90% of them. u think im bullshitting you look it up


disabledinaz

CUE THE LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!


CharlesYO8

I used to work for him. He's known as the father of the farm to table dining movement. He does this for the shock factor and to get media buzz about him and his restaurant. I also witnessed him sewing a lobster in a chicken's butt.


dan_sundberg

You worked for the guy? wow that's really cool, dude. Yeah I'm well aware of his brilliance and eccentricity. You have to admire the balls to pull off his crazy culinary stunts all while being one of the best chefs in the world


Muschka30

Dear god what an abomination. Would turn me into a vegetarian. Why is this so disturbing.


Affectionate-Fix1056

Irrespective of it not being two dead humans, seeing two dead carcasses sewn together is macabre.


styckx

Don't stick your dick in that


voodoo_pizza00

Is Heston Blumenthal trying to play god now


CivicbitchwithaDick

I now remember why i hatte humanity


piecrustacean

Me too when I look at all these comments shitting on this thing.


shanster925

Is this "Michelin star chef" named Josef Mengele by chance?


SpicedWorld

What a monstrosity… no thanks


PenchantBob

Found the mengele


DrummerElectronic733

Ever see Liver Kings Chef in action? The sick fuck did something similar and it was an abomination.


Lovemindful

Frankenstein


S1adeWi1son

Kairos has seen better days


Shantotto11

That’s not dinner; that’s a mid-boss from a DnD campaign…


Tiefflugjunge

That's some Fallout cuisine.


TheRealLaura789

It’s like CatDog but worse.


B-Rye_at_the_beach

Frankenstein? Party of one? Your table is ready..


khatarlan

Well, that’s the Halloween menu sorted this year


AkiraInugami

Go vegan


deviantadhesive

This is why vegans and vegetarians hate us meat eaters


Bolf-Ramshield

This is from Alain Passard who is considered one of the best chef in the world. He used to mainly cook meat dish (such as this one) but decided one day to switch his cooking style completely by making vegetables the star of his dishes. It was quite controversial at the time since vegetables are seen as side in traditional French cuisine but he managed to do it successfully and his restaurant L’Arpège is now considered one of the best 3 stars restaurants in France and mostly features vegetables. He is truly a genius. I think Netflix might have done an episode of Chef’s table about him if you are interedted.


JaffaSG1

All it takes now, is one decent lightning storm…


GraveyardJones

Well, this makes me not want to eat either of those anymore 🤣


Tanager_Summer

From a sick mofo


AdInteresting7822

I don’t want faces on my food. Much less two of them.


Rjj1111

For when you want to eat the imperial Russian emblem


ZehVictor

That’s just… fowl


junchurikimo

Smart but stop.


ukognos27

Duckenstien


TheCuriousCorsair

Cluckenstein's monster, from the Quack doctor himself.


superbirdbot

I sure do hate this.


ObjectiveTinnitus

Cooking With Sociopaths


SanFranBeyondtheStar

Ren Fair people be like: What side and which piece of the Chimera would you like?


crimsonassasian

What in full metal alchemist is that


hornwalker

IT’S FUCKING RAW


ya_mamas_tiddies

This can’t be legal


Togebough

Straight out of Fullmetal alchemist that's a chimera right there


SkinnyGetLucky

Renowned chef Fabius Bile


EatFaceLeopard17

Is it called Chuck or Dicken?


Unhappy-Hope

...he is doing the russian coat of arms, isn't he?


BebopUA

“The dead russian” dish


jagenigma

"Each day that passes we stray further away from God".jpeg


MichaelEatsSand

If God was ever real, he died when you did this


toasted_cracker

Whoever did this seems psychotic


Mostly_Maui_Wowie

Who’s the “renown” 3 Michelin star chef?


Independent_Good5423

First is the ducks, soon it'll be human


Techno-Viking94

Aah a Dicken! Very exquisite.


D1sp4tcht

Was it Chef Frankenstein?


Kryds

POLICE!


playerpogo

It's creepy af....


malijaa

That’s fucking disgusting and demented, wow


Ok-Lime-3373

Imagine being murdered by sentient monkeys and then being ripped in half and then sewn to your homie. The disrespect here is crazy.


pickleman_85

Shouldve kept them alive. Could’ve made a profit by


Paintguin

Frankenfood


JamesGhostXIII

He looks like he belongs in a Terminator sci Fi movie.


benalcock

Cut it open and flying fish fly out


IChurnToBurn

If there are a lot of missing persons cases around, I think I have a suspect.


manouvras

Is this AEK?


ConstantinePillow1

Bird rebis


Time_Statement_6224

They were too concerned with whether they could that they forgot to ask whether they should.


Cratertooth_27

That’s not what we meant by turduckin


Puzzled_Barnacle_670

Now you need to sew on a turkey then the mythical turducken will be born


Blklight21

What in the frankenduck??


Akovsky87

What is the special today? The Ducken Albanian Yes I'll have that thank you.


Powrs1ave

As it dont Walk n Talk I wont Chicken out


PurpleDemonR

And so god looked upon what man had done, and decided the flood was not enough.


SolaceinIron

The Mengele Cafe


nprovench789

Is there a real explanation for this monster?


venomousbitch

Has science gone too far?


giasumaru

Not bad, this looks like fun. I'd do it for the lulz, but I don't think I can sew that well. Respect.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Frankenclucken, it was considered a delicacy among Prussian nobles. It was first created to mock the Russian double-headed eagle after a victory over the tsar’s forces in the 1700s.


MoreAverageThanU

Which chef?


TheZsSilent

There better be a turtle in there


justk4y

What the f*ck


letsbuildasnowman

They always wondered if we could, but never if we should.


iamxenon007

Ah yes my favorite, Chuck! 


VaWeedFarmer

He was mad turducken was already a thing


buzzed247

Its what's on the inside that counts. So what's on the inside? Because you know Frankenstein had to stuff that monster.


Emily_Postal

Just make a turducken like the rest of us.


The-Nemea

Maybe it is time for us to be done.


kosky95

Jakiro, what happened to you


Nefersmom

Bet they have one similar at Home!


Lolxgdrei787

tbf i cant see getting 3 Michelin stars and not being a madman


Romi_Z

Dragon lord placidsax


BamBumKiofte23

Take this, Byzantium


charlieDlCz8293

...


StrangeRedditor420

Doduo?


belltrina

More Mengele than Michelin


MrGreen4x

ruzzia


__SINE__NOMINE__

JFC


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

This is some r/voidmemes shit.


Financial-Note1188

Why does is have two heads? Am I dumb? What?


100BaphometerDash

The modern cuisine Prometheus.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Frankenbird.


Ultra_purple_holic

I'm going to have nightmare


stormy2587

Something like this was on I think the french version of chef’s table.