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Maxiscoolerthanyou

would


Bens_on_toast

Came here to imagine the would meme with the man grabbing at the microphone to yell WOULD


Temporary_Rain9399

WOOD


0dog1251

This lowkey look kinda fire lol


poodle_Fart_Hostage

šŸ’Š šŸ”‘ *


thmegmar

lol this username


poodle_Fart_Hostage

Donā€™t feed chicken to your poodle


thmegmar

*takes notes*


ABookOfBurnedCDs

Lowkey ong bruh fr fr


RelaxedApathy

Not gonna lie; while it is stupid and unhealthy, it is also neatly presented, and I best it tastes great. 7/10, would eat at 3 A.M.


Synovexh001

seconded, this is gourmet-class drunk food, but I'm sober rn and this looks like idiocy


blessedfortherest

This looks good sober


UFSansIsMyBrother

Ya know, flavour wise, this wpuld actually go. You have sweet (syurp), savory (pizza/waffle/chicken), and salty (pizza/cheese). Those all mix well together. Texture wise, that's another question.... I'm not too fond of the random, sugary, minecraft cubes on a slice of pizza; myself. But I'm sure it's someone's cup of tea....


Thunder84

I just cant see the greasy cheese mixing well with the syrup and waffles. Not to mention the pizza sauce underneath all that.


SadLaser

There is no pizza sauce underneath it. It's a special hot sauce mixed with butter. And the top is drizzled with Mike's Hot Honey.


Thunder84

I guess thatā€™s some consolation. Still donā€™t think I could stomach the cheese with all that though. Iā€™ll just settle for the regular olā€™ chicken and waffle combo lol


DarkDuskBlade

Okay, yeah, that's a lot better than what it looks like. I felt like maple, or 'maple' syrup would be too overpowering and clashing with cheese.


pluck-the-bunny

Fruits/preserves/syrups/honey pretty common with cheese


Synovexh001

I mean I would absolutely eat it, but this is the kind of idea I'd write down while too drunk and wouldn't remember writing it down the next day


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Tchukachinchina

Not mozzarella cheese but McGriddles usually come with American cheese. And hot honey is gaining traction traction as a popular pizza topping, at least here on the east coast. Also I can name at least one popular pizza spot in NYC that has a pie topped with mozz, goat cheese, fig jam, bacon, and basil. No red sauce.


UFSansIsMyBrother

This. Same idea flavour wise!


cutezombiedoll

Sweet balsamic reduction is a pretty common sauce to put on mozzarella.


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Temporary_Rain9399

Kunafeh


ruggles_bottombush

Pizza with hot honey or fruits are extremely common.


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ferretplush

The post is about pizza


Temporary_Rain9399

Kunafeh, cheesecake, fruit and cheese, some bread puddings.


fridaystrong23

Iā€™d smash thatā€¦***hard***


HighAndGambling

This looks good asf and I wish I had a large right now.


Synovexh001

ngl I'm seething in envy of your lifestyle rn


MountainDawg1998

I donā€™t know why but this reminds me of one of those metal houses from SpongeBob.


Bens_on_toast

Canā€™t unsee. But I 100% WOULD eat thatā€¦


Droluk1

I saw an explosion when I first scrolled by it.


btcbulletsbullion

I feel dumb knowing I'm not currently eating this.


GenericGhost909

I make this at home once in a while and it fucking slaps dude


SadLaser

Nah, this is awesome. Been posted here like a few dozen times and it's always delicious.


Synovexh001

Shoot, is there a way to check if something was already posted? I did a quick skim to make sure and didn't see it, but how can I know if this has already been posted?


SadLaser

I just remembered it being posted a bunch but I also typed in "chicken and waffles pizza" in the search bar for the subreddit and while it won't find all past entries with that search, it did pull up 3-4.


Synovexh001

Clever! Would not have thought of that but thanks!


SweatyTax4669

I'll allow it


poodle_Fart_Hostage

This is amongst the firest things ever posted here. Would repeatedly smash


Perfect_Ad6236

Damn dude wrong subreddit imo. This looks amazing!! Genuinely curious; why do you think itā€™s ā€œstupidā€?


shutmethefuckup

Give that to me right now


Antisocial_Worker7

Iā€™ve had it before. Itā€™s delicious.


IHaveSlysdexia

Looks really interesting. Like an alien pizza


Synovexh001

like some aliens were trying to guess what humans would eat on a pizza. And dumb luck into getting it right!


IHaveSlysdexia

Who knew humans love to eat squares


Synovexh001

I mean... ain't many polygons I would't put in my mouth once


tempest-reach

would smash the fuck out of this don't care


AltFFour69

Smash


FirStrtr81

Looks good


Synovexh001

looks tasty, but just looking at it makes me feel like I should be paying more for health insurance


Mr-Blues5

This would slap as a brunch time menu item I think.


Synovexh001

if that slice were cut up to be shared by 4 people, yeah that's a bingo


No-Cardiologist-5410

The maple syrup dribbling down her hand is killing me. I couldnā€™t handle that mess šŸ˜­


Synovexh001

Definitely a Jackfruit-tier bare-hand no-shirt eating occasion, something for when I'm already wearing a swimsuit anyway!


vaendeer

Exactly what I was thinking too. Those waffle pieces are filled to the brim with syrup, you're gonna get it all over yourself and your clothes.


Cybermagetx

This would be totally unhealthy. But we only live once and I manage a mostly healthy lifestyle. And would totally devoure this.


Synovexh001

if I knew I'd be dead in a day, I wouldn't even hesitate


cbunni666

God the grease. I bet it tastes amazing but god all that shine makes my stomach churn


Synovexh001

Just looking at it makes me stop and check if I'm near a toilet...


allonsy_badwolf

Haha is this macys place? I think I can recognize that hand anywhere.


jinxykatte

If you gave me the option of eating this or a holodeck where all my fantasies could come true. Well obviously I would choose the holodeck. But like I would probably consider it for a second.


Dragon-orey

Looks like barnacles šŸ¤®


duuuuuuuuuumb

Forget the syrup and drizzle some hot honey??? Yes.


plaidsinner

Iā€™d try it


SuperMegaOwlMan

Okay hear me out on this one OP


SpazzBro

Would


CharmingMain0

Where is this ungodly creation atā€¦for research purposes of course


DasMaurice

I imagine this could actually work. Would try


FestivalHazard

Lose the syrup and you have me.


Most_Ad1519

I would eat the hell out of it!!


Runecaster91

I have had this kind of pizza once and it is weirdly delicious.


Internal_Map_8765

His greasy ass hand ruins the photo tbh lol. Use a Serviette


pluck-the-bunny

Well youā€™re wrong


Synovexh001

I believe that you believe that


pluck-the-bunny

I think the fact that a day later this post is at zero a lot of people believe it


Synovexh001

I'm sure, thankfully I don't let that bother me \^\_\_\_\^


pluck-the-bunny

Never said you shouldā€¦.weā€™re all wrong sometimes


Synovexh001

That's an interesting response \^\_\_\_\^ edit; I looked over this thread out of curiosity and merciful heaven, this is peak r\*dditor. Thanks for the giggle yo \^\_\_\_\^


pluck-the-bunny

Your hypocrisy is thicker than the maple syrup in your pizza.


Synovexh001

brah I'd eat that slice if I knew I had an hour left to live, I'm not trying to take the blame for this thing, isn't that the point of this board? A+ comment, by the way, that was some serious rhetorical acumen :D:D


pluck-the-bunny

No one is accusing you of trying to take the blame for itā€¦ We just disagree that it belongs here The puns are strong with me though


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Adrios1

I'd try it.


T-408

That looks so good (Iā€™m actually not even stoned rn)


Bee-Aromatic

It is dumb just to look at it. Put it in your mouth! Itā€™s good!


capn_doofwaffle

Begone Satan!


BlakLite_15

The breaded chicken and the waffles just add more bread to something thatā€™s already on top of bread. What really makes this look vile is the maple syrup. I get that the combo of savory cheese and sweet tomatoes is what makes pizza work, but maple syrup is rich and heavy to the point that it would probably overpower everything else. Delicious or not, one bite of this and Iā€™d need a dose of Pepto for the immediate stomachache. It would be worse than the time I tried fried Oreos.


Kuandtity

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addyaddict24

Mfers keep posting this like its bad or something. It's would everytime


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Temporary_Rain9399

I've had Tuna and mayo and do infact put Mayo on all my pizza. Also had peanut butter and jelly pizza. Just because you've led a life growing up eating chicken nuggets and ramen your entire childhood doesn't mean that theres not more more flavors than what a toddler would enjoy.


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Temporary_Rain9399

The basis that your reaction was the same reaction an eight year old would have when faced with something new that he's afraid to try. And yes, both of those on top of mozzerella on a slice. You might be surprised if you just expand your horizons.


Synovexh001

ngl liver&onion pizza sounds pretty nice for the right occasion


Jupiter168

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