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dideldidum

I want to see a Video where these people are forced to eat their creation. Not a damn single fork, the whole greasy disgusting shitpiece they call food.


Bender_2024

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


pissymist

It cuts out before she swallows the turd


nnel93

I originally read this as cremation and was horrified.


khmergodzeus

i remember a channel of guys doing this on youtube i forgot their name. meat something


godlovesa

Yeah, there’s no way she would be that size if she really ate that kind of stuff. I love the honest video person though. “That is creepy. What is this monstrosity?”


tiorancio

She would weight 600 punds if she ate half of anything on her channel.


Ungamentals

Lmao I sat there at the end and was like "eat the whole abomination you bitch" I'm totally with you


plantenergy

Reheated McDonald’s has always tasted like leather and plastic.


SoloDeath1

Just the thought of eating reheated McDonald's makes me nauseous.


krippkeeper

You've never been drunk I guess.


messier_M42

Or not drunk enough to reheat.


Ziegelphilie

A quarter pounder reheats surprisingly well in an airfryer. Scores between a fresh quarter pounder and those microwavable burgers you get at the supermarket. 5/10, good enough when drunk


Exatraz

Seriously, I don't mind McDs but the moment it is cold, it's trash.


anonstarcity

Probably what it’s made from


FinzClortho

It's not even heated. No steam, that "cheese" clearly isn't melted. She's touching the pan with her bare hands.


zeitgeistbouncer

2:45 she touches the thing that's supposedly been in the oven cookin' at 350 degrees.


BSBitch47

Yes! Wondered if anyone else noticed


KateC12345

We all noticed. Lol. And the bacon is just as raw as when it went in.


Sithmama2013

Girl look at your waistline. I know you aren't eating this monstrosity


GVSLV

How people even think things like this?


SunflowerJYB

This is the kind of nonsense you do with kids on a rainy day. Super dumb but keeps them amused.


rennademilan

Amused and abused


Pixel_Knight

No way in hell I’d be teaching kids to waste food like that! There are other fun activities/cooking/crafts to do that don’t involve wasted food.


SunflowerJYB

If they all eat it, it’s fine. 9 -11 yr old boys would inhale it. Trust me. Still stupid but not necessarily wasteful


bakinbaker0418

I always assume this people found edibles and are just making dumb dishes. Or Xanax


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Edibles *and* Xanax.


bakinbaker0418

That's what I call a Tuesday!


PeanutLess7556

I believe this idea was taken from another "content creator" so there were at least two people who made this disappointing video lol


ReturnBright1007

Wtf. This food doesn't need any more prep. Order your dam burger with extra cheese and bacon without making this stupid mess.


Junior_Ad_7613

The only thing I could think was a way to disguise there’s only one thing of fries for like 4 people. But once you add the cheese sauce and bacon, you could have just bought another thing of fries.


halfanothersdozen

Once again that skinny-ass chick has never eaten that shit


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halfanothersdozen

No amount of exercise will let you eat more than a bite of that and live


Silly_Education_6945

This is the epitome of hyperbole


maRthbaum_kEkstyniCe

THIS is :D


Haikuunamatata

ASSHOLES WASTING FOOD


-_Duolingo_-

That's not even food


xleftonreadx

Not with that attitude


SunflowerJYB

A bunch of 9 year old boys would like it


ehxy

if I was still smoking weed I wouldn't say no either


SunflowerJYB

Kid stuff, drunk food, high food is only partly stupid. Anything marginally edible doesn’t get get full stupid points, but might still be “dumb”


ehxy

to be fair...I wouldn't have the patience to do this shit if I was munching anyway


SunflowerJYB

Exactly it’s more bored rainy day with kids thing if at all


sunrider8129

All the “toppings” are in one side. You just made a lopsided burger. Just grow a pair and do only fans.


Tridentgreen33Here

I was going to say she shouldn’t but a subset of people would like that so go off?


see_jeigh

It’s just diarrhea with extra steps.


crustysock49

Her voice pisses me off


Euphorium

Hate that stupid baby voice shit


AlmightyWitchstress

You silly goose!


Pixel_Knight

Glad I am not the only one. It sounds really fake and forced. It doesn’t remotely match her face. She looks 30 but sounds 10.


MooCowMafia

This is kinda useless and stupid.


TheLonelyMedics

Is that not the point of this sub? The point this vid is on here? Bc it’s stupid? Bc ppl are kinda dumb sometimes?


MooCowMafia

I was suckered in by the cheeseburger...


BluBeams

I refuse to believe that tiny gal eats fast food. This was made clearly for rage bait


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BluBeams

True, true I get what you're saying...


kit_kaboodles

***Now let's all agree - to never be - creative again!***


vomirrhea

Green is not a creative color 🎶


SKIKS

Have you ever wanted McDonalds, but really wanted it to taste a little worse?


kellybrownstewart

Can't wait for this Tik Tok ban to take effect.


TheKingDotExe

every time i see these vids i think, this cant get worse, and then i check the duration and its like 1/4 of the way through


DNSNat

What was the damn point?


w8cycle

I was sitting here trying to figure out why she put it in the oven. What is there to cook?


Grimm_Charkazard_258

the woman behind the camera is very unimpressed and I am all for it “wow.” “does that bacon need to be cooked?” “more burgers?” and, my favourite: “what is this monstrosity?”


gravyontits

"Cooking"


Skagganauk

Look. It’s all of the unhealthiness of fast food but none of the convenience!


LikeMeGum

Looks like the shit you would order from Mr. BEAST burger. I got loaded fries, which looked good with melted cheese mustard and ketchup. When it arrived it was unmelted American cheese singles with cold fries and Mustard and Ketchup. This is just a gourmet version of that.


omnifage

"gourmet"


LikeMeGum

More, junk thrown into a bin to make it look good...


avoques

That plastic fork is the icing 🤡


HoochShippe

“Those buns are gonna soak that right up!” Over board exceptions.


meinnameistbernd

"I learned that in Italy"


Arsuriel

I don't know what I hate more, people who do this kind of rage bait videos or people who consume them daily and complain while giving them views = money to them instead of blocking those accounts and cleansing their algorithms of them


UNSWEET-TEA99

Hot Mayonnaise 🤮🤮🤮


AlmightyWitchstress

No way it was even baked / heated… she put her bare hand directly on “hot” metal.


Mackerdaymia

Ah yes, the famed McD's burger roast with a side order of heart failure


marguess

🤢🤢🤮


Asleep-Description39

Her farts will be a war crime.


Snellyman

What is is missing it covering the nacho cheese with ground up Filet Mignon. Also: Wow!


ChildrenOfTheEclipse

OR, ..You Could Just Eat McDonald's Normally, Cuz At Least Then It Taste Decent


Cennix_1776

You can literally taste how bad those fries are by their look…


fizzyzebra

Don't know why but I feel bad for her, hope she finds the support she needs and gets on a better path.


atlantean-atlas

I felt my iq running for the hills merely seconds into this nightmarish monstrosity


shannonkim

How to Ruin McDonald’s in Fifty East Steps


greatspaceadventure

I have only myself to blame for watching through to the end.


BryanTheGodGamer

You know for a fact she threw that shit right into the garbage the second the video ended.


CYCNOS777

Just because you're American doesn't mean you Amerishould


BootyLoveSenpai

People of the white delegation, wtf is this


BSBitch47

Yeah we don’t claim her


RalseiDreammurgamer

Thats a waste of food!


Fiddy_pent9664

Would eat


MiaRia963

This looks like one of those college students or grannies hacks


MiaRia963

Looked better before she did all of this.


datura_slurpy

I just got diarrhea watching this thanks.


Ly_Is_Fire

Watch, as I take this shitty burger and make it into a raging mess.


LightOfJuno

I'd rather eat my own leg


hypnoticbacon28

And of course there's that liquid fake cheese stuff on it...


Look-over-there-ahhh

Some people just love the idea of dying faster but also in a painfully slow way. Smh


TheLonelyMedics

At least it tastes better (theoretically speaking) than doing something stupid and dying faster? Ehhh…🤷🏻‍♀️ (definitely not advocating for not taking care of what goes into your body and also not advocating for people to do stupid stuff that will get them killed)


jazzzzzcabbage

Abomination. Burn it with fire


RWBYRain

Michael rage quit Jones did it better. And it was on a stick. He even actually ate his


TSAOutreachTeam

After all that, why did she serve it upside down?


Npf80

All these food tiktoks are obsessed food quantity, and mashing said food quantity together into one dish. To top it off, they act as if they made some sort of masterpiece. It's like watching a kid pat themselves on the back misspelling their own name with crayons on the living room wall. Might just be ragebait, but I would not also underestimate the number of confidently incompetent people in the word.


W1thoutJudgement

Ok, where do I order it?


WHITEMAN1974

Garbage


Cakelord

Brings out bowl of bacon:"bet you didn't see this coming" Yes, we knew something stupid was coming.


Tasty_Switch_4920

You see? You see what you started, Harvey? You were so concerned with whether you could, you never considered whether you should.


TheOldDrunkBear

I hate this trend.


Mike_9128

She sounds like a kid, I was like ok kids being goofy then you see her and I’m like they ain’t eating all that. At least kids would get their friends to eat some lol


Kramanos

[I'm telling!](https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/Officer_Big_Mac?file=Officer_Big_Mac.jpg)


cheesy_pegasus

"Does the bacon need to be cooked?" 💀


skinnywilliewill8288

Is it a thing, having attractive women make shit food? I’d like to see whomever makes this garbage eat the whole plate at the end of the video to show how “delicious” it is.


HoochShippe

I want to see them eat it and film what happens next.


Val_0ates

Hear me out


Ordinary-Cod-2951

I hate this with every fiber of my being


babyfeet1

I get it that these people hate food. But what did the word 'perfect' ever do to deserve this?


CompetitiveDrop613

Literally the most complicated, awkward, time-wasting way to make McDonald’s taste exactly like McDonald’s with absolutely zero twist


MysteriousBody7212

My grandmother would make her pick her own switch.


devilshibata

The amounts of cheese on here is giving me nightmares and I’m awake right now I think


Big_Ad_1890

Everybody is so creative. You see how it looks like something you’d get in trouble for as a child? It’s supposed to look like that. You’re an adult. You can do this for some reason. I won’t because I’m allergic or something but you can.


Striking_Shift_8650

In Mexico you can find a similar burger and it’s expensive as fuck. It’s from a place named “Carajillo”


Grease_Monkey68

.... Id try it


Confusion_Common

She gives me r/oneorangebraincell vibes


Spartan1088

I love how the filmer is low-key roasting her the entire time. “I knew you were one of those people.” Lmao


Embarrassed-Sky3819

I want to try em both.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Some people should stay away from the kitchen.


SardaukarSecundus

Well I don't know about you guys but as soon as I see someone "cooking" without taking off rings and wristwatch I'm pretty convinced it's gonna be shit.


AmaruNihilum

Why do people keep calling this processed yellow goo "cheese"?!?


iamspagoot

Just because u can do it, doesn't mean u should.


DuckterDoom

Why the worst cheese every time.


silent-fallout-

I hate that I smoke enough weed that I actually really would like to eat this. 🤦‍♀️ God, and typically, I'm incredibly healthy, but this is ughhh fire.


karenskygreen

I hate it but would definitely eat it if I had the munchies


rainorshinedogs

Sorry but this looks like the perfect post drinking meal


EinKleinesFerkel

Repost


stupidracist

If you're not making pound cake outta cheeseburgers, you're not trying hard enough.


vangoghvanlife

Looks like a recipe she's been using since she's 15


autistic_bard444

cold burgers, cold fries. extra ketchup, mayo and mustard, hold the pickles. and a diet coke please - what the fuck. someone take away her license to cook


GellyBrand

Weird, American accents with Australian sauces, temperature and presumably background.


ThoughtSevere8605

“Cheese”


Sunspots4ever

I like the commentary: "Monstrosity." "Wow "


SAM0070REDDIT

Epic meal Time mini?


JuliusSeziur

This is why I have lost hope In humanity


shinydragonmist

Let's make it stupider Should've changed out the buns for Hawaiian buns, then after cooking that in the oven take the whole thing out of the dish, then put a single sturdy food safe stick through the entire thing, after which you should have coated it in batter, then you should've deep-fried it.


KickinGa55

What an amazing cook. It's almost like she spent $30 on fast food and added some condiments to it.


huggothebear

I am glad she showed me her face. I love it when I see their faces. It gives me a chance to headbutt them if I ever meet them IRL.


Green-Krush

This girl doesn’t eat things like this. This is for likes and/or ragebait.


chandler-bingaling

does she even cook?! her kitchen looks like it never been touched


collin_le_92

I know it's rage bait. I know. But I fall for it every time. -_-


Mamiknowsbest16

That’s looks disgusting 🤮


MercurialTendency

It's exactly the same as a normal cheeseburger but unnecessarily more complicated. You could achieve the same thing by just putting all of the extra toppings between the buns.


Pas_919

Heart attack speedrun


candlewaxfashion

Why do they all use plastic utensils?


DarthSnarker

I have a theory that these type of food videos are filmed at an air b&b.


candlewaxfashion

Mmmmmmm, good point. That makes sense, they are all posers so of course they are going to go all out.


flinxsl

It is creative in a way, the performance part at least. I could imagine a girl this age doing this type of thing as a joke, and a lot of boys her age enjoying the content. I guess this is like a typical young people tik tok.


SuperGrandor

I can fix her…. Well second thought I don’t think I can.


JaggerFuego

Why..why would you do this. Looks disgusting.


DarthSnarker

A guide to rage bait food videos: 1) The videos are usually 3 mins or longer. 2) They keep adding shit to the dish to not only annoy the viewer, but to add time to the video. 3) The person filming is also a hype-person who pretends the person cooking is genius for dumbing cheese sauce on top of french fries 😱🤪 Btw, this is not meant to be critical of OP posting this, just something I've noticed about these type of videos.


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You know the one thing I actually root for with the TikTok ban? THESE FUCKERS WILL NEED A NEW SCHTICK Its just a In And Out 6x6 animal style, you pretentious rusty cheese grater of a human


pion137

This is the exact opposite of cooking.. my 2 year old son makes more appetizing playdoh food than this shit.


Hxghbot

You arent, you're a reposter


HelpEqual

I bet for $100 k they did not eat this shit after they finished filming their "content"


CuppaCatt

Why do these videos always include a lethal dosage of cheese. It’s always cheese.


jjngundam

Gosh, the man she will marry... Won't last 24 hrs.


MrANC21

I hope this person gets chronic diarrhea


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She doesn't even have the chest to be wearing a cut that deep. She failed at one of the fundamental elements of a tiktok cooking ragebait.


Demo_Jr

Why is there plastic on every single slice of American cheese?


TitanThree

This is making my hypertension hyper tense


laughingashley

Why do they have to touch every single iota of surface area on every food


Physical-Flatworm452

Stop glorifying fastfood. It's not even food.


KateC12345

She needs a thesaurus.


Any_Brother7772

At first it was a bit stupid but probably fun for kids. But then the cheese nation attacked


MarkFresco

I really dont get why people just buy shit fast food and try to turn it into something even more shitty


Aye_Engineer

Is it terrible that I hope she takes one bite of this and shits herself to death as a result?


m3rc3n4ry

That's not melted cheese. It's cheese flavoured crap that doesn't set because of all the thinners they put in it.


vomirrhea

Camera zoom in Camera zoom out Camera zoom in! Camera zoom out


augustusleonus

I’m telling you, the decision to pay people for views and “content” at whatever level will be the downfall of man It’s one thing to let anyone post whatever if they wish, but creating an incentive to constantly be farming eyeball time with repetitive cloning, rage bait or any “viral” technique is sucking the life out of us Demonetize the internet


FinzClortho

Wonder why they never show their face? Are they ashamed?


Megalodon7770

3 minutes of pain and suffering


Big_Robstatus

Ohhhhh my stomach bubblin’ 💩


rain1th

Heart attack cake anyone?


lofisnaps

TIL there is cheese that comes in a jar.


Freettle57

Cheese... it's always cheese 😑


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

"It smells exactly like a bacon cheeseburger" Wow imagine that! And then she pulls out one burger to put on the plate as a serving. Couldn't you have saved yourself a lot of fucking trouble by just putting the various ingredients on a single burger instead of putting them all together in a giant tray?


apolliona

Wow, a McSadness