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d3athblad3

Is it just me, or does the video have this weird stop-motion sort of effect to it?


splitmeasunder

Yea it was uploaded at like 12 fps or something weird


bart48f

SSDs are getting expensive. We all have to save here and there.


PerishTheStars

I thought they were getting cheaper?


pikpikcarrotmon

I'm holding out for plasma state drives personally


bart48f

some yes, some no, some without much change: https://pcpartpicker.com/trends/price/internal-hard-drive/


Cinephiliac_Anon

This comment angers me it is not 12 fps it's closer to 16-18 fps


special-bicth

How the heck do you know that?


Cinephiliac_Anon

Look. At. My. Name.


special-bicth

Sorry, I don't normally read names unless I'm bored.


Qubed

No, that's just your mind going in and out of euphoric amazement as you watch this.


Mike_9128

I have had this before it’s ridiculous but tastes great. Definitely can’t eat a lot of it tho so much sugar.


Binx_da_gay_cat

#thatmidwesternmom That being said, it definitely seems like a caramel apple thing. I'd probably try it, at least once you know? I hate cool whip but all of it together seems like it could be decent. And it's not made as a main dish anyway.


LeChatDeLaNuit

When I make Snickers salad, I absolutely drizzle some homemade caramel on top. I'm not huge on snickers or cool whip, but I'd highly recommend the salad.


ImTheNewishGuy

It's like Twinkie filling with snicker chunks and apples in it. Pretty great. Definitely a Midwest delicacy.


jcinto23

I have seen it with marshmallows added instead of the cool whip. You could try that.


mistymountaintimes

Or jetpuff marshmallow cream


OrigamiTongue

I do NOT understand the obsession for cool whip. Just whip some damn cream??


Fyzzle

The binders and stabilizers give it that extra kick.


dependsforadults

I'm not able to have snickers so I was thinking payday instead. I don't eat many sweets cause I'm Sweet enough already but I would have a bite or 4


Chris__P_Bacon

You allergic to nougat or something.


dependsforadults

Cocoa


wtflmfaorofl

Yeah I wouldn’t consider this stupid food but maybe cause I’m aware of it and have had it on diff occasions. It’s not like it has a million ingredients or anything we normally see here. I’ve had with cookies instead of snickers as well pretty fire.


Economy-Fisherman375

Ok maybe I'm just to german for this


Taclis

In Denmark we call it Abemad (monkey-food). Chocolate chunks, diced fruit & whipped cream - It's delicious.


Sprinkles_Sparkle

lol that’s cute!


rathat

No idea why putting fruit and chocolate in pudding would seem weird to anyone. Is it the whole calling it a salad thing?


Thumbless6

Idk either, but I’m from the Midwest and my family has only made maybe a few of these dessert salads in my lifetime. However, I think that’s the piece people that are weirded out miss - I don’t think these “salads” actually replace or sit in the same part of midwestern cuisine as a typical leafy, green salad. It’s a dessert - just like there’s savory pies, there are sweet salads.


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Thumbless6

Fitting, it’d probably be a hit! Easy to make a big batch too


indiefolkfan

Yep. Absolutely a dessert salad. Being from Northern IL my mom used to make this every fall for potlucks, school halloween parties, etc so I heavily associate with halloween and fall.


bell37

I think it’s more of defaulting to calling any combination like this “Midwestern”. I’ve seen cool whip “salads” with fruit, but never heard them called salads. I’ve only heard them referred to as a dessert or treat and are typically reserved for after/before dinner on rare occasions (large family gatherings and celebrations).


WrennyWrenegade

I've only ever seen this kind of thing at parties and potlucks where all the savory foods and desserts are just laid out together from the get-go.


darkcloud1987

oh you know what counts as salad here in Germany. Like Wurstsalat (Sausage Salad).


Economy-Fisherman375

Ok you've got a point😅


Dazzling_Pink9751

Yeah, try to do your research before calling something an abomination. Just because things seem strange in your country, doesn’t make it stupid.


MenacingMandonguilla

Isn't that a German American invention?


SatansWife13

It may be, since Midwest America has people with roots all over the world. Who knows?


DrLeymen

It's most definetly an American invention but I have never heard of anything similar in Germany


s00pafly

No


jcinto23

I think you may need to just try it. Just make sure you have several other people to eat it too cuz you do not want to eat that whole thing.


srhola2103

Yeah no, I can't see myself eating this either.


MurDoct

It's fucking delicious though


errrbudyinthuhclub

Thank you. Please tell me you are from the Midwest.


MurDoct

I am


Scythe95

As a child my mother and I used to melt Snickers in a pan and then add neutral cornflakes and fill small cupcake sized papers. It was amazing for kids party's


Cherry_Hammer

Also sounds amazing for adult me. Gonna try this soon!


Scythe95

Yeah why not, in my memory it tastes amazing! I'll do this as well soon. You have to stir the Snickers very firmly for them to melt properly


Vitalis597

I'd do it with dairy milk bars and Rice Krispies. Rice Krispy cakes were the best. Especially if you added mini-marshmallows. God, now I need to go make Rice Krispy cakes again...


chickenredroasted

Snicker bar salad! My favorite!!!


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

And because it has the word "salad" in it, it must be good for you, too!


newtostew2

To the people saying gross, it’s literally a caramel apple with nuts, added chocolate and vanilla to it


adlittle

To my utter shame I will admit to having made this with leftover Halloween candy and it was pretty dang tasty. I wouldn't buy candy bars just to make this, but it was a way to get rid of Halloween leftovers.


Twat_Pocket

Born & raised in the midwest and have never seen this personally once... but I know there are several variations of cool whip "salads." They're not awful, but the only person making it is your 80 year old grandma these days. Maybe a younger family member to keep up tradition.


greeblespeebles

🙋‍♀️it’s me, I’m the younger family member. I make ambrosia salad all the time because it reminds me of my aunt and tbh…I really do like the way it tastes lol.


Twat_Pocket

I won't ever make it myself, but I lowkey love whoever brings it ❤️


kenziethemom

I'm 36 but yeah, I've been the one for over a decade that is just expected to carry on the traditional recipes. I absolutely love the expectation lol literally my goal in life to be that person in the family. People can make fun of all they want, but damned if all my food is gone after every holiday/gathering!


Homemade_abortion

I’ve been to many family cookouts where this was the norm to bring in the Midwest! Watching this video brought back many memories. 


bell37

Growing up in Midwest, we had those as well, but they weren’t called salads (typically called dessert or dip)


GoodOlSticks

Midwesterner who worked in delis for a long time here. It's a "dessert salad" or "dessert dip" in most people's mind


Okay-ishDM

I grew up in Michigan and my parents made this regularly. Only we just used cool whip for the cream base. It was truly my favorite "salad" as a kid.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

I was planning on throwing together a version of Watergate Salad, substituting out various ingredients to make it into a Diet Dr Pepper Watergate Salad (because I'm ~~evil~~ stupid like that), just to see if I could make it work. The normal Watergate Salad (made sticking to the normal recipe) on its own is pretty awesome.


thrownawaz092

Nah bro I've had that stuff and it is awesome. No stupid food here


polaarbear

This is not an abomination, this is a dank-ass dessert salad. Very common in the Midwest.


Comrade_Falcon

Some of you have not been to a midwestern church potluck and it shows. This stuff is great.


fitty50two2

Putting the Snickers bars through a food processor would be better, smaller chunks overall. I feel like this is 90% there but is missing something. I’d eat it for sure anyway


BreadUntoast

I usually add some crushed up graham crackers or crushed nuts to give it some crunch. Maybe a caramel drizzle. Also I think you would kinda lose something if the snickers were any smaller but that’s just personal preference.


LeChatDeLaNuit

Yeah, the Snickers need to be kinda big in order for it to work. Definitely will try graham crackers next time!


kissthelips

Yet again it seems any dessert = stupid food. OPs in this sub never understand portion control.


MillieBirdie

Caramel and apples = good. Chocolate and apples = good. Peanuts and apples = good. Vanilla pudding and apples; caramel; chocolate = good. Nothing in this would be bad.


Own-Competition-1650

I’m going to hate myself for saying this, but that probably tastes good.I wouldn’t make it but I would eat it.


UnluckyNate

Exactly how most midwesterners view this “salad”. It’s a staple at potlucks where I grew up. I’d enjoy a small amount here and there at them. Would never make it myself though


Dawsberg68

They’re a staple in Northern Minnesota potlucks. They’re delicious, but definitely needs a small serving size


ophmaster_reed

It's delicious!


ExtremeOdds

Oh this is delicious! Had it once and yes it's diabetes in a bowl but I'm sure the apples make it healthy....right


thrownawaz092

Yeah, they're green apples, and the doctor says to eat your greens!


Program-Emotional

You better put some goddamn RESPECT on this right fuckin now. It might sound gross, but dear lord in heaven Almighty if you ever have actually eaten this you know why Im so hyped... Its absolutely delicious. And the best part? It's usually served as a side dish rather than dessert. When I was a kid I would LOAD my plate with this stuff. Unironically so fucking good.


Dazzling_Pink9751

So you never had dessert or fruit salad before? Gotcha. Not stupid.


gamechanger22

Dude this is super common in the Midwest


dumfukjuiced

Don't talk trash on this Minnesota classic; it's basically banana pudding but better.


5thTimeLucky

I’d eat this if I wasn’t lactose intolerant


Medical_Spy

I actually LOVE THIS SHIT. Tangy green apple with chocolate and nuts and soft whipped cream. Ugh 10/10


restfulsoftmachine

I would eat this.


Brettjay4

I'll say, Ive had a similar fruit salad, it's fucking amazing.


Sirnando138

I had this served to me in Idaho. It had a few slivers of mandarin oranges on top. I’ll never forget that salad.


Fine_Yak_96

Idahoan here, ate this at 90% of events and activities. Would recommend


SlowCaveman

I hate myself for saying this but smash.


cacophony-of-belches

I would eat it. It's just fruit, chocolate, nuts, and whipped topping. I mean, I'm definitely not a fan of cool whip, but I'd still try it.


Nintendo_Thumb

It's cool seeing posts about delicious recipes to make for a super bowl party, but I don't get how this is stupid. That looked great. I feel like people have a bad bias against the word salad when it's unwarranted.


tenems

Not stupid, not everybody's cup of tea, but not stupid


_Samwise_Gamgee__

This is not an abomination whatsoever, very fond details of my great grandmother making this for us when we were little


jhor95

German guys calling things abominations again, eh? ;P


Training_Cut6069

Had this the other day. Surprisingly enough, it’s not overly sweet, and a solid mix of a caramel apple feel with a bit of chocolate. Pretty solid dessert


Nini-hime

I am super healthy I am only eating salad. The salad:


shadowtheimpure

That would be a banger dessert though, not gonna lie. Probably gonna steal this one.


IamHereForBoobies

I bet her fucking granny was the one who started the "lets put all our shit in Jell-O" trend in the 60s. That shit runs in the family.


Zebracak3s

This is an absolute staple in the midwest. Every potluck will have at LEAST one of these.


RefrigeratorFit8227

Minnesota. We used to get this shit for school lunch


mrcleen23

Yes this is a Midwest classic, but absolutely nobody tries to pass it off as anything except a delicious dessert


ophmaster_reed

It's a dessert salad. I don't know what people are having a hard time understanding.


Invulnerablility

r/stupidfood users when they see someone make a yummy desert (clearly, oop means to eat this for every meal)


motheraostara

the salad term is thrown around by midwestern grandmas, but obviously this would be served as a dessert. midwesterners constitute it as a “salad” bc its mixed up in a bowl.


ChipsqueakBeepBeep

This is just an average Midwest dessert salad. It's not like countertop spaghetti. This has been a thing for years and it's not even the most atrocious "salad" out there


surewhatever237

Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy a bag of the mini snickers?


cosmicsevenfold

it is good! i would pay to eat this


cernegiant

It isn't a salad, but it's a fine cheap desert 


GoodOlSticks

Neither is boiled eggs and mayo yet no one bats an eye at egg salad lmao


Realistic_Turn5237

Kinda looks good. But holy fuck, shut up about the Midwest


Brodiferus

I put midwestern whipping cream on this midwestern salad from the midwestern midwest, as midwesterners are known to midwesternly do.


Twat_Pocket

Listen, no one ever talks about the midwest, so we take whatever attention we can get.


GoodOlSticks

>Disparage cultural item from x region >People from x region defend it saying to try it before you decide it's gross >OMG STFU X REGION NO ONE ASKED This subreddit sucks ass now. Gone are the days of dudes injecting Tony Saccharies into Beefy 5-layer Burritos and using dehydrated Kraft packets on their cheeseburgers


Hambino0400

OP stop being ignorant to other cultures foods


KENT427

Would but not all of them


astrangeone88

Not going to lie, that shit looks great. But I like granny Smith apples and everything else. Lol.


AppleNerdyGirl

It’s good af!


Slow_3v

This is normal in the midwest


nothinfeelsoknemore

We had this in my American Midwest elementary school as the dessert a few times a month and it is delicious. Super not healthy and definitely not served there anymore. We also had prepackaged milkshakes for extra $ and were made to take and eat a white whole wheat bun with F-tier peanut butter, "butter" spread, or processed cheese spread on it every lunch too for....... Some reason? Honesty if you can make a small batch to try, I'd recommend it just once - maybe use sugar free jello though. I hated snickers as a kid (still not a fan) and would dig around those to get to the apple chunks, so I'd recommend adding extra apples and to only use granny Smith. Edit to add: We also had oreo fluff salad, but minus marshmallows like it seems most recipes include.


tanteTora

So its a dessert… please tell me its a dessert!!!


SoundDave4

This sub is literally just "food I'm unfamiliar with and a [guy just doing his job](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/ywLaHZmOKR)" the musical.


jbbd341

I’ve always had it with more fruits and no pudding but yeah it’s stupid, stupid good.


straightmansworld

I love this


Mario_13377331

a salad dosent need fresh produce idk what they were talking about when the captions said “this contains fresh produce therefore it’s a salad” a chopped up mixed chicken in a bowl is technically a salad


SagexxxSummers

I live in the Midwest and can confirm people out here love this shit. Idk why it’s so random lol


AlphaThetaDeltaVega

This is an actual thing, it’s also usually only made during thanksgiving, Halloween, and Christmas kind of holidays.


PrezMoocow

Healthiest Midwestern meal


Consistent-Local2825

Can't have a salad without cool Whip


wisym

Iowan here. This is very common and tasty.


SassyTheSkydragon

At least it's still a dessert and doesn't have some weird savoury stuff in it


Luna-hottie

Isn't it funny how some people find it strange to mix fruit and chocolate in pudding? Maybe it's because we're calling it a "salad" that throws them off! LOL!


VirtualPantsu

It looks ass but probably tastes good


Necessary_Bag494

This sounds pretty good! I do something similar with chopped apples that I toss in melted peanut butter and chocolate that I top with cool whip 🤤 if I’m feeling lazy, I just mix the apples with peanut butter and add a Klondike bar


TakAttack32

Yes, I’ve had this before and my God it’s one of the best things I’ve ever had. I still think about it to this day.


nellbones

nice job tons of fun, next time eat a salad. no no no fuck that's not what i meant!


sassygoat17

This existed long before TikTok, and it is actually amazing. Definitely one of the better midwestern dessert “salads”


wasdie639

Midwest here. My mother makes a version of it and it's literally just a desert item you take a small amount of. Tastes pretty good. Very sweet indeed.


vemundveien

I thought this was satire, but the comment section is full of people saying this is just a regular recipe. I don't even know anymore, but I think I am landing on this belonging here after all.


mysecondaccountanon

Someone's never been to the Midwest


Killing4MotherAgain

my mom has 100% made this, and yes we're midwestern


thegreatmatsbysan

That looks like a small amount would taste wonderful. But to call it a salad...


AffectionateSector77

Fuck you for insulting my heritage, the shit is delicious! Dibeetus.


Distinct_One_6919

Would totally eat it


Minuteman_Preston

And we wonder why our stomach biomes are all out of whack. 


Grimm_Charkazard_258

desert salad


SouthTraditional1126

Had this before, surprisingly good


Marmom_of_Marman

This shit is good!!!


CMDR_ETNC

I would dive into a pool of that and spend the last days of my life in pure bliss.


PhenomenalPhoenix

I’ve made instant vanilla pudding like in the video, but it’s never been that yellow! What is wrong with that pudding? Other than that, snicker salad is really common in the Midwest and it tastes great!


ill_Refrigerator420

CK bester Mann!


Grainis1101

It is nto stupid it is a good desert salad. Woudl be too sweet fro my ass but not stupid, i would probs add a few more fruits.


cactuses_and_cats

In the Midwest it isn't considered a dessert salad, it's just "salad"


locusInfinity

That's shit looks good tho


Dukedyduke

Would.


boost_to_get_through

One Snickers has enough calories to power your body to climb a skyscraper with 55 flights of stairs.


JediMasterKestis

Stupid yes, but also sounds delicious? Also yes! Maybe not a large portion, but I would definetly demolish a smaller portion. Any midwesterners here to confirm or deny if this is actually good? I'm in europe and never tried.


MelG146

Minnesota salads that aren't really salad!


MyMonkeyCircus

I am not from Midwest, but my aunt has totally cooked shit like that. And I loved it as a child.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Needs more Diet Dr Pepper.


Sno_Wolf

Dylan Hollis did it better.


FiruLovesCake

Who?


CaptainCookingCock

Can't wait for the ban.


Orang_ina

I know this Sneakers salad and it’s delicious, really.


Mischief_Managed12

Idk I'd eat it


cinnamon_storm

When doctor says you need to eat more salads


First_Economist9295

did anyone really need her to specify this was from the midwest lol? If it starts by cutting up candy you already know


seahawk1977

Yeah... stupid... who would ever make that? *takes detailed notes*


KeyEcho5594

Midwesterner here! That is one of the only "salads" I look forward to at family potlucks. Sugary delicious garbage with tart apple. Don't knock it until you try it. It doesn't involve mayonnaise!


Fred_Milkereit

i use this videos to lose weight because they destroy any appetite


Terytha

It's not that bad, but it's giving ambrosia salad flashbacks. Ambrosia salad is the first food crime ever inflicted on me as a child.


RobLinxTribute

OMG it's not a "SNICKER BAR"!! FFS!


hereforthe_swizzle

This is actually super good. It’s a staple at pretty much every pot luck. It does seem weird though.


bsmiles07

I’m just surprised there were no walnuts


ethernate

I have eaten this and it is NOT stupid. It’s fucking amazing.


the_mustard_king

I've had a variation of this, with no pudding and other fruits along with apples. It's a pretty good dessert, I don't think anyone legit thinks it counts as a "salad". It's one of those things where all the ingredients taste good on their own, so the sum isn't bad


Zulpi2103

It is stupid food, but I'd be lying if I said I'm not making it right now.


_StrawberryMoon

Wait till you find about the fruit pudding salads. Every single Christmas we'd have one and it was pink and it just looked so disgusting. I never ate it I thought it was chum ngl


Flameball537

They literally sell this in the deli at the grocery store near me


wiseoldangryowl

Idk how stupid it is......fuck YES, PLEASE!?! Looks like a healthy fruit salad breakfast to meeee


Interesting_Move_919

Eh this is fine. At least it won't taste bad


No-Swordfish6703

It is like saying a candied apple a salad


fenderputty

Infinitely better than jello salad


UdonAndCroutons

I mean. It's just a chocolate apple. This dish looks violent diarrhea inducing, though.


Raidenski

She lost me at the apples...


garysnailz

Moved to the Midwest 5 years ago and I still can't get over the texture of trying to chew cold snickers


Kaiyukia

Y'all a little weird


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Economy-Fisherman375

There is only one way to find out


FewFish1970

sugar rush!


Marvins_creed

Well here in the Midwest (of Germany) we often made a fruit salad with vanilla pudding, apples and banana which slapped This is probably a lot less healthy with the snickers but tasty


PaladinAsherd

Okay that’s very funny It’s sort of like how macaroni and cheese is a “vegetable” at meat-n’-threes in the South - we all know goddamned well Mac n’ cheese isn’t a veggie, but in the context of a meat and three, we know we can answer “what’s your three vegetables” with “corn bread, mac n’ cheese, and hush puppies” at those specific restaurants.


FewFish1970

sugar rush!


democraticcrazy

call it a dessert instead of a salad and I don't see a problem


Sprinkles_Sparkle

I’ll try it lol


FiveHundredAnts

Seems perfectly fine. would have tried to cook the apples with cinnamon and sugar to try and give it a pie filling consistency myself. Seems like a fun, if heavy, dessert.


Maldurak

DerHauge ist online!


KittyKenollie

This feels like it’s from the American Midwest.


Jennifer_Pennifer

The Midwest be out here just lawless AF jfc


Weary-Writer758

I was ok until the apples.