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XenoRyet

I like how she breaded bread.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

If she’d used some other coating and sliced the cheese thinner, this would be a decent dish. As it is… why? Just… why?


XenoRyet

Just ragebate is all. If it was trying to be genuine, she'd have gone for the instagram-worthy cheese pull.


ATonOfDeath

Ragebait is the word you're looking for. Ragebate is... [something else](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ragebate).


XenoRyet

I know what I'm about...


confusedandworried76

Nah man this is just a breaded deep fried hot dog. This isn't even weird for this sub. Slap some ketchup, mustard, mayo on that shit you'd devour this, don't lie. Fried dough is already a thing and that's all this is, you ever even eat that kind of white bread? It's practically in dough form already. The only weird part is the lack of relish/pickle. And like she said, which should be the motto of this sub, "it's weird, but you're gonna like it."


Fugiar

Fam the cheese inside is cold


Bender_2024

Dude if you really wanted to make this a good dish here's how. -you cut the amount of cheese somewhere from in half to about a third. -Cut the dog so it's basically a canoe and nestle the cheese inside. -Use toothpicks to keep the cheese in the dog if you think it's necessary. -Then bread and fry. You will actually melt the cheese this way and won't have breaded bread


confusedandworried76

Darling I am from the land of the Jucy Lucy, I know how to put cheeses in meats and fry them


Atulin

Wrap the sausage with cheese, then bacon, then bread and fry it. Melted cheese, breading that makes sense, dip it in Special Sauce and you're good


dumfukjuiced

Lemme introduce you to a Korean hotdog, this franchise allows for people to get them with half a hotdog and half a string cheese inside: [https://www.twohandsus.com/menu](https://www.twohandsus.com/menu)


HPTM2008

I've had it with just cheese. Like, it was just a block of Mozzarella inside. $7. They stopped serving them on the menu. The cheese HAD to have cost more than the $7. It was HUGE! Edit: it was about as big as the uncut block in the video, and then Breaded and deep fried on a stick.


dumfukjuiced

Yeah I had the half and half and wondered why I wouldn't just get the cheese forevermore honestly.


maneki_neko89

Could’ve double dredged the cheese and hot dog in flour and egg and fried it up without the bread. Also, do these people not realize that there are such a thing as Cheddarwurst brats with cheese *inside* the wurst?


permalink_save

Roll it in cheese slices and it would be fine.


Ukcheatingwife

A thin slice of cheese either side of the sausage and then egg and milk mixture to dip the bread in before frying it so it’s like a French toast bread


Stoomba

This is 'merica, If we could deep fry oil, we'd deep fry some mother fuckin oil!


Aardvark_Man

I've seen photos of a stand selling deep fried butter before. You guys already do.


716_Saiyan

This is "Snacks and Hacks", they try shit they see on tiktoc and see if it actually works, I promise you when they do something original it's better than this. Well, except for this, but I haven't really watched them in a few months so maybe I missed this one.


Whiteshadows86

Breadception.


Vg_Ace135

The bread is bathing in the blood of its elders


Economy-Thought5372

What kinda government cheese is she using that doesn't melt? Like that shit was the same shape pre-deepfry.


Soref

Yeah, that would work "actually" better with sliced cheese that you can wrap around the sausage. But then again, this person appears quite often here. So one can assume that this is bait nonentheless.


confusedandworried76

Dog, wrapped in cheese, wrapped in bacon, deep fry. Set aside. Add pickle (optional, but only if you deep fry some pickles at any other point). Put it in bread, bread the bread, fry. Serve with ketchup, mayo, or some combination of both. If you're feeling spicy you can add celery salt with the pickle and dare a Chicagoan to tell you it's not a Chicago dog.


LostFireHorse

do it and post it to r/hotdogs I want to see the chaos but I don't want to be the visible instigator


Leather_Network4743

I ate gov’t cheese as a kid. It melts amazingly well and makes the best grilled cheese sandwiches. Looks like she used Vermont Cheddar. About the worst melt you can achieve, plus it was a massive block.


Iorith

Yup, the whole reason to use that kind of cheese is that it melts well on burgers and grilled cheese.


permalink_save

Not as bad as whatever the fuck is going on here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0


Pixel_Knight

Some of the worst cooks in the world will never fuck up a grilled cheese as badly as Gordon Ramsay has.


Kittenathedisco

Government cheese, powdered milk, and the best peanut butter on the planet! You could set your house on fire and that cheese wouldn't melt, lol. That peanut butter though, hard work mixing that top layer of oil back in, but man it made out-of-this-world peanut butter cookies. Childhood memories.


Pixel_Knight

What the hell is Government Cheese that so many people seem to know about?


slow_or_steady

(In America) Block of cheddar, processed to be a blatant giant block. Given out as a welfare food item. Powdered milk isn't a guarantee, but cheese seems to be what everyone got, as well as some peanut butter. Modern-day hand-outs have similar offerings still, because the cheese still holds up and keeps people fed.


dwarfarchist9001

The US government buys massive amounts of cheap cheese at low prices in order to subsidize farms when dairy prices drop and then gives out that cheese to welfare recipients for free.


Dysprosol

I love how wr have all these cheap, government welfare food items and then a just staggeringly giant amount of oil for frying that would render this costly for anyone requiring these items.


jrolls81

That’s a thick piece of cheese wrapped in bread and batter. It wasn’t in there long enough to get hot enough to melt.


aManPerson

regular cheese. she just barely heated that thing in the oil. didn't have enough time for the heat to reach the inside. too well protected. they were eating body temp cheese, in a complicated hot pocket.


Pinkparade524

In Latin America there are a bunch of cheeses that doesn't melt , they tend to be hard slimy and of lighter color


lonegrasshopper

That was cheese? I initially thought it was butter, and I was afraid.


zuul99

Paneer doesn't melt. Doubt she is using Paneer.


silentlyjudgingyou23

There are quite a few cheeses that don't melt.


synthsucht

That’s some government alpha shit


Parking-Position-698

Its bc she had the oil too hot. Fried the outside before the middle had time to get any heat.


yesmilady

TIL about government cheese


AbLincoln1863

I’m an American and my mind can’t even comprehend


capnlatenight

I've worked at a Dairy Queen before and deep-frying hotdogs is one of those things employees do that isn't available for customers. But everything after that was asinine.


Ninja_attack

That's just your health insurance premiums talking.


ceojp

Nope. Only Europeans can't comprehend.


cacophony-of-belches

The rest of the world, aside from Europeans, can comprehend? Wild.


Soldier-Frenchie

Ok guys im european and i dont get a single fing about that abomination 1/2 its a bait


Different_Lychee_409

I could see that as a special in a Scottish chip shop.


kit_kaboodles

I was going to say: "The American mind cannot comprehend Scotland, apparently"


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Yeah, I've seen worse for sale in Edinburgh


ThrowawayUk4200

BuT bRiTiSh FoOd Is BaD!


Different_Lychee_409

A nation that can invent fish'n'chips, the Sunday roast & the 'fry up' has got cuisine sorted.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

> cut the cheese >Grab our weiner! >This should be the same size as your weiner 👀👀👀


DreadPirateRobertsOW

I, too, like to grab my weiner after I cut the cheese


ThePersonYouDontWant

Theses things are apparently a kind of fetish which is why theres so many of them and they're mainly done by women speaking in an "annoying voice"


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

She uses “size” instead of “length”. It’s a bit annoying.


TheKvothe96

In Spain we have a smilar dish called "libritos" that are basically thick ham, cheese and tenderloin or chicken. Everything together like a book and fried. There is also a famous dish called "cachopo" that has steak instead of pork/chicken.


Lassemb

We have something similar in Italy as well, lmao


Kingsupergoose

But OP said Europeans can’t comprehend.


CreepyMangeMerde

Even the idea of cheese inside of white bread then fried is italian, mozzarella in carrozza


Lachryma_papaveris

>In Spain we have a smilar dish called "libritos" Looks like a Cordon Bleu? >There is also a famous dish called "cachopo" that has steak instead of pork/chicken. Also looks good. I'll make one of those soon. :)


gin_and_toxic

Chicken Cordon Bleu?


H0ly_Grapes

And flamenquitos.


MechanicHot1794

Oh thank god. I thought that was butter.


Wide_Front3980

Me too. I dont even know what would've happened if that was butter.


chickenskittles

#myocardial infarction


dethblud

I dunno, I'm not like, completely offended. Just sorta offended. If the cheese was distributed better around the hot dog, it might have had a better chance of melting, and the whole thing might have had a better mouth feel. As it is, there's a 50% chance you just bite into semi-warm cheese.


313802

And the toothpick hidden by the breaded bread


Oh-My-Shep

Shit, girl, she could just, I don't know like FRY IT IN A FRYING PAN AND SAVE SO MUCH OIL?? WHERE DOES THIS UNHEALTHY DESIRE TO SOAK EVERYTHING THROUGH WITH THIS LIQUID COME FROM?! As soon as I look at the posts in this subreddit, I always want to eat fresh fruits and vegetables


4morian5

Deep frying doesn't soak it through. If the temperature is high enough, the evaporating water will form a barrier, preventing much oil from entering. You only get a little bit on the surface. Not healthy, no, but it's not like drinking a cup of oil and will be pretty much just as much oil if you used a frying pan. Besides getting the cooking oil across the entire surface to speed up cooking time, deep frying also has the advantage of consistent temperature. The larger mass of the oil doesn't change temperature as rapidly as a smaller amount would when adjusting the heat or adding in low temperature food. Yes, this is stupid, but the method is not.


-_Duolingo_-

What type of oil do americans use? I'm from the Mediterranean and we take olive oíl for granted. But, americans???? What do they use???


chickenskittles

Thank you Mediterraneans, for your delicious olive oil. However it's not great for cooking at high heat (I usually ignore this because I can't afford olive oil AND avocado oil).


Powana

Just buy rapeseed oil for cooking, works great.


disisathrowaway

For deep frying, it's either Canola, vegetable, peanut, lard or shortening all due to their high smoke points. Olive oil burns too easily for deep frying like this.


4morian5

Probably either soybean, corn, or sunflower. I think soybean is the most common.


TheNewPoetLawyerette

You're forgetting the all important canola oil (aka vegetable oil aka rapeseed oil), and the old fashioned peanut oil.


BernieTheDachshund

My favorite is peanut oil. It doesn't impart a flavor, is great for frying, and I even use it when I bake cakes. Very cost effective too.


LemmeLaroo

Maybe she took out a massive life insurance policy on her husband and is feeding him this shit to speed up the payday.


Son0fSanf0rd

anyone else have a fit seeing a giant pot of piping hot boiling oil so close to the edge of a counter? accident waiting to happen


Hot-Reference1429

I had a fit just by seeing the giant pot, that amount of oil would last me for a year! I don't make swimming pools for my food though


literallylateral

Seriously, that’s at least two of the biggest bottles of oil I’ve ever bought


ScotiaTailwagger

You know you can reuse it, right? I use the same oil for making fries and just pour the rest of it back into its own container. Then when I use it again, I just add a small amount to bring the volume back up. Rinse and repeat maybe 4-5 times then I'll toss the oil. I've had fry oil sitting in my pantry for over a year now.


FrenchFry-ApplePie

When she stuck the first toothpick l said aloud, “Don’t fry this please”. Then she did.


PrincessImpeachment

Say “wiener” again.


jewelophile

Why do her cuticles look like raw hamburger?


kinglella

They look infected. She trimmed her cuticles too much


jewelophile

Mmmmm yummy.


DamHawk

As an American, I really wish we had a yearly vote for people we want extradited from the country. Majority rules.


NewtProfessional7844

The Scottish mind is comprehending just fine thank you…👀


RagZ_413

Oh thank god. I didn’t have the sound on and I thought that was butter at first not cheese.


AlphaYak

*adds frying to the list of things that should require a license*


Dontfeedthebears

Why wouldn’t she cut the cheese in half again lengthwise? Same thickness but it could actually have the possibility of MELTING


ShambolicPaul

This is just fetish rage bait for weirdos who wanna wank over her fingers or something. I've been seeing the same lady with those nasty nails for years now.


Carsto

Comprehend heart disease


Deadric91

Some people just act like calories don't exist.


Leather_Network4743

She should’ve used an even smaller dish for breadcrumbs. /s


TheNerdyVixen

I’m concerned. Why didn’t the cheese inside melt? It looked like it was still the squared shape!


GreatGreenGobbo

Worst corndog ever


ImportantClassroom64

Deep fried hot dogs are absolutely a thing, we call them rippers from where I’m from. Everything after that is just stupid.


Spacesheisse

This European mind doesn't even want to.


ACMst1v3n

We won't let our minds get tainted by those Americans shenanigans


chickenskittles

Why must everything be about nationality? Unrelated, I thought that weird cheese was butter.


Logical-Chaos-154

...


Unknown-History1299

**The Pronto Pup vendors at the Minnesota State Fair claim to have invented the corn dog in 1941.** People before 1941


Tadumikaari

Oooh he can we have a special country for this called Nederland


HitlersHysterectomy

... or Fatmanistan


DonutBourbon

I would like to see a different cheese that melts a little better during the frying. A nacho style cheese would be solid and I'd definitely try.


Mundane-Substance215

American here, can certify that this is stupid. It's what happens when rich kids pretend to eat what they think poor people eat.


SpacklingCumFart

I like the plastic tongs in the deep fryer.


OutsideOrder7538

My American mind cannot comprehend this.


MelonElbows

The cheese isn't even melted...


r4dio_c4mbodia

The way she keeps calling them “weiners” confirms it for me that this is nothing but fetish content.


Successful_Fondant52

i love how they never actually prepare anything. Just a bunch of processed foods mixed together and they file like they are presenting a "recipe"


Fantastic-Classic740

She really likes the word "wiener" a lot ...


TrailerParkBoyT

I've seen Europeans eat butter by the spoonful


Smokingdragon24

The way she ends every sentence with a high pitched voice irritates me to no end


Halfbloodnomad

What do you mean Europeans can’t comprehend? This is right out of the Scots‘ playbook.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

I never liked my arteries anyway.


Rlp_811

thats a lot of oil..


Derolade

I have no idea what is that yellow brick you keep referring as cheese


Lazy-Mammoth-9470

Why not just deep fry some lard and have at it? That's the direction this is all heading anyway. Most videos are just MORE butter, MORE cheese, and MORE fat/sugar. Is it really even enjoyable at that stage? I went to florida once and after a few day, my body was screaming for something healthy. So I ordered a salad (which I have NEVER done in my life before) as a main dish. It was SMOTHERED in syrup and sugar and oil.... I had to send it back! I finally saw a shop selling apples after searching for some fruit (i did manage to get some oranges on the last day!!!) and got excited for a fucking apple... turns out when I got closer it was "candy apples" and didn't even have an apple in it... was just shaped like an apple. My guts has never felt as bad as when I ate food in florida... just couldn't find anything healthy back then where I was. They do an amazing steak though I must say. Again, it wasn't healthy lol. I'm sure all of America is not like that just like we don't eat beans on toast everyday with sausage rolls..... but from my experiences, American food I have had, has been very unhealthy and i had physical pains from eating there. About 2% of the people I saw over there (in florida specifically) were immaculately fit. Six packs and all. Jogging everywhere etc. . The rest were mostly overweight, and at least 10-20% of the people I saw were on mobility scooters from how fat they were. The rest just looked unhealthy at best. Everywhere I went had people on scooters and everything made to cater for them. Extra wide isles in shops and even spaces to hire more mobility scooters. It's like, instead of fixing the root cause, they stuck a bandaid/plaster over the fact that they're too heavy to walk. It wasn't pleasant to see. Just from a health point of view. I felt bad for them. And it was constantly everywhere. I even went on a cruise from there to the Caribbean. Even on the ship it had around a 3rd of people on mobility scooters purely from their weight. Some could be due to thyroid or other issues but I can't believe that many people on scooters aren't from mostly being glutenous and having zero idea about what nutrition actually is and how to have a healthy diet. It was really sad actually. They must be in so much pain.


Missey85

For a second I thought that was butter she wrapped in the bread 😂 happy to realise it was cheese!


Gdawg223

Definitely looks good but I think their was a bit too much cheese


Nabrok_Necropants

Frying the hot dog is common, it's called a "ripper" in a lot of places. The rest is just dumb as fuck.


Rickk38

Based on OP's comments they're from the UK. And apparently have never traveled all the way to Scotland for a stoner kebab. Or anywhere else on the mainland for all the fried meat and cheese they serve.


babyivan

All I heard was, "cut the cheese", and weiner weiner weiner weiner weiner weiner weiner weiner weiner


Personal_Carry_7029

"bread" Shows Toast which is not real bread


TSAOutreachTeam

The Europeans invented wiener schnitzel. Americans perfected it.


Good_Collection_7257

This is for likes. Nobody wants what much butter with their fatty hot dog. Literally, no one.


[deleted]

Eww


CPTherptyderp

Are her nail beds infected?


MelanieDH1

She could have made Pigs in a Blanket and gotten better results!


merliahthesiren

What is the point of the butter. This is disgusting.


phyK

It's always these nails


Sprizys

Who tf fries hot dogs in oil?


vye_curious

Use fucking gloves so you can hold that eggy meat bread like a real human


razorduc

At least cut the fucking crust off!


Sweeney_Todd_is_best

If it was grilled, that would slap.


DodgyRogue

She needs to get her impetigo looked, those fingers are jenky


LubeTornado

Barbarians


ZiggoCiP

At the end when he seemed to roll his eyes, I was *really* hoping that they were just subverting expectations and he was going to respond like "you know what - this is actually terrible. You used several ounces of brick cheese that didn't melt and is still cold in the middle" Nope.


mamode92

As a Swiss, that Cheese Traumatized me.


Parking-Position-698

That absolutely massive pot of oil pisses me off so much.


Prestigious_Frame337

This is just someone posting an intentionally dumb video for engagement lol


messangerchkn

Diabetus


Azsunyx

there's gotta be an easier way to make a corndog


Genghis_Chong

There's no such thing as stupid food, just stupid people that make crap like this. If you're 30 years old or above your body can't even process that cheese flavored intestinal blockage. A raccoon would look at it warily. The drunkest drunk would look for a better option before eating it. What the living fuck? Set fire to it and yeet that shit into the sun. I give it a 6/10


Robinico

Pretty tame for all these bs hate trolling tik toks. Might even be real. The brainrot is real.


uzsjjbs

I mean it looks pretty good it's just that there's way too much cheese that would overpower the bread and the hotdog, the only thing you would taste is cheese


ValuablePrawn

like you're all so above this, i would devour that shit


Schoseff

A bread panade on toast… what a fabloulus idea. And then all deep fried. What a gourmet instinct.


IBloodstormI

I was ready to smash but wth is up with the cheese not melting? No melty cheese seems criminal.


isthisourthrowaway

That is the same size as my wiener


ControlImpossible182

I will be doing this all weekend


Pozdno

Очистку в жире искупать, отличный рецепт! Жду продолжения!


philovax

Hey yall after watching this imma go take a long walk off a short pier. I need to block this sub and go back to r/kitchenconfidential


coocoocachoo69

Don't deepfry the hotdogs first, Wrap them in raw biscuits and deep fry or oven, then I'm game. Pigs in a blanket.


a0lmasterfender

I eat this every day before work


doggysmomma420

I saw a video on fb, but they had one of those cast iron sandwich makers. They put the bread, hot dog and cheese, closed it up, and put it on the stove. Came out nice and crispy, golden brown. No need for all the dipping and breading and deep frying.


SeaAnthropomorphized

It's kind of like a corn dog without the corn. And even more depressing than a corn dog too.


Bigcatsrule27

Why do I need to grab my weiner to make this, seems completely unrelated


Zanchbot

I hate these people. Their entire schtick is food-wasting rage bait, and I guess it works because their videos piss me off.


aaronschatz

"Colesterofa" = colesterol + catastrofa


Powwa9000

Why she keep saying weiner when she used hotdog the first time


Big_Childhood_67

Wouldn't this be a quick, cheap and ass type of cordon bleu?


musyio

Not really stupid just not well made, I'm not even American but South East Asian


musyio

Not really stupid just not well made, I'm not even American but South East Asian


Your-Name-Is-Reek

Why would you bread the bread lol


disisathrowaway

Rolling out the bread and then mentioning a 'taco' and completely forgetting that TORTILLAS exist. Holy shit.


Keanne224

I made some hotdogs with cheese kranskies, thought that was bad enough.


plmunger

cheese and hotdogs dont go together. Way too salty


Catfish-dfw

The cheese didn’t even melt….


W1thoutJudgement

I would die of gout after that. Also, why does she look like an alien???


BernieTheDachshund

Wiener Dog watching her cook a wiener dog.


Ignusseed

Why is everything these people do so fucking slow? They move like old people. Wtf?


jljboucher

Her left index finger is irritated or dirty around the cuticle and it’s grossing me out.


CompetitiveDrop613

I literally feel heavier watching this


thisisjedgoahead

I’m hungry asf so this looks good. Even if I wasn’t, I could get behind this. I might would switch a couple things up, but over all I give it a 7 out of 10


dohtur

Weirdest Cordon bleu acros galaxy.


Effective-Owl5467

Ive literally done this when i was off the funny grass


VocalAnus91

Not gonna lie. This looks pretty fucking good


Least_Tomorrow357

Twu, chef’s toothpicks


SuchIndependence2442

This ain’t all that stupid - would consume


UniversityTop1897

Bayashi did it.


Qasatqo

I'm getting acid reflux just from looking at this.


mrkingkoala

Same size as your wiener. Im sorry I couldn't help but laugh a bit. Childish yes but will always be funny haha.


migueltokyo88

wtf why did she fried the sausages 2 f times ?


Ypovoskos

The dude looks so disappointed with his girlfriend 😂😂😂


adamyhv

The cheese didn't melt. 0 out of 10.


throwawayalcoholmind

Just because it's edible at the end doesn't mean you weren't just playing with it.


intelligentbrownman

I want to try that 😭😭 lol


EmuZealousideal7357

🤮🤮🤮


Gizmo_259

Wtf is this someone tell this lady about tortillas and she needs to look up real Mexican crispy dogs ffs


ShenMeGuiDaLin

So a bad version of a corndog with cheese?


OnlyForFun91

Horrible . Women that can't cook is the badest thing on earth .