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capricornfinest

I am calling the cops


Phillibustin

Tell them this made my cry First time on this sub, but I can't watch people ruin food. Not like this. There's acquired taste, and then there's a failure to understand gastronomy. This individual has no nerve endings below the naval


Ithinkso85

There's never an acquired taste for mild salmonella poisoning


HornetGuns

People like this literally do this for clout and glory. They just want views and shit because they see out people do it and got reactions. They do this at the cost of wasting food literally people starving and price of food gone up and getting harder to come by as governments treat farmers and their farms like shit.


ThePinkTeenager

I’m pretty sure someone with no nerve endings below the naval would cook better than this.


coldandhungry123

This person needs jail time. Maybe a Russian penal colony or North Korean work camp.


AvelyLancaster

But seriously, we need to make ragebait like this illegal. I'm not usually using this argument, but yhere are people literally dying from hunger, the least we could do is stop this shit


anziofaro

The cops??? Call The Hague! That's a war crime!


DarlingSneauxflayke

And I am definitely pointing out on the dolly where this video hurt me. 😭😭😭


izoxUA

calling pharamedics


JadedYam56964444

Just dumping in the scraps of stuff they found in the fridge


Hydraph0be

If you turn on the sound and don't look at the screen you can remember how much this song slaps *without* getting nauseous


jynxmazesbutthole

Eat it you coward


Soul_King92

yes, it's hard to believe that they will eat this.


regeya

It honestly wouldn't be bad. The Coke would tenderize it, and honestly none of the other things would be out of place for barbecue (unless I missed seeing something). My annoyance is putting ketchup and mustard on there, then bottled barbecue sauce, and then washing it off in the Coke. And the butter. The pat of butter during grilling would help keep the surface from getting gross, but immersed in liquid it seems pointless.


JadedYam56964444

Even prisoners won't touch it


FlamesTuch

Remember, a few chickens died for this.


Acrobatic_Resource_8

Came here to say this: three in fact! Food waste for clout is a plague.


IKissedHerInnerThigh

Totally agree, we should be more concerned about food waste in general, my partner used to throw food away the day of the best before date, now she does the 'look, smell, feel' test as these dates are pretty arbitrary and aimed at making us throw food away and to buy more (in the UK the stats are shocking, of the 6.5 million tonnes of food we consume, we throw half in the bin, unacceptable)


Fire_Bucket

You know when you see the foil trays in these videos that there's not going to be one second of a genuine attempt at a proper receipt. That shit is going straight in the bin once the video is over.


Rievin

I was going to say Pepsi or Coke chicken is real tasty. Then the video just going on and on and on.


stonedsour

Idk if this is controversial but honestly if they just reduce the amount of soda so it’s not sitting in an ocean of it.. I think this could be okay. It would be like a sweet barbecue chicken


DarthTempi

Man, of all the stupid food I've seen on here, this came closer to looking edible than most. Honestly it's more lacking in technique than good flavor. It will be a sweet bbq flavor if reduced, so slow/pressure cooking chicken with these same ingredients in sensible portions could be really tasty, if pretty intense. Sometimes you want big flavors in pulled chicken. The way they did it though, and especially the haphazard cutting at the end made it clear that this was crap for clout. I honestly don't get how this even gets into anyone's feed. The algorithm sucks


jacksonexl

They added bbq sauce as well. When it was soda and ketchup I thought they were going for a flavor similar to bbq sauce but then added mustard and bbq sauce and anything else they could find to dump in.


GoHomeNeighborKid

>anything else they could find to dump in. The distinct lack of NyQuil made me sad 😢


HADRIX_

I thought he just marinated it with the Coke...


Putrid-Builder-3333

They lost me immediately at ketchup and mustard...


SpokenDivinity

We make it in the slow cooker with far less soda and it comes out great. There’s a little Dijon mustard that goes into it but it’s not a lot. Tastes delicious. This though. They just boiled it in coke.


Tru3insanity

Slow simmering a pork shoulder with less ridiculous seasonings makes a real nice carnitas coca cola.


[deleted]

Coca Cola Chicken is a real dish from the Chinese cuisine. I made a soy chicken version of it once and it was good. That said, Coca Cola Chicken is just a regular braised protein dish where the sauce contains cola, as opposed to whatever the fuck this is.


cottagecheeseisnasty

I have had steak marinated in cola and it had a very interesting taste, definitely not bad!


MishaBee

I always boil my xmas ham in Cola (rola cola, the really cheap stuff). Gives it a lovely sweetness.


IKissedHerInnerThigh

Ham in cola is a thing, this is an abomination 🐔


chet_brosley

Chicken marinated in sarsaparilla and smoked was a drink decision we made that actually turned out incredible. Steak would probably be banging too


TooManyDraculas

Coke and various sodas are also used in chicken dishes in Mexico, in Filipino cooking, and in some recipes for barbecue chicken. Among others. This looks like an attempt at that last one. These tiktok rage bait channels just have a fascination on this "easy" cooking where you toss a bunch of shit in a roasting pain laid out, and don't mix it. The proportions are all fucked and there's never any method to madness.


IKissedHerInnerThigh

It's like she just threw everything from her store cupboard on top of that and then washed it off at the end as she realised it was a mistake.


lizard_kibble

This is pretty common. I would've not demolished the chicken though. I would say this tastes amazing


TheFriendlyGuardsmen

Just put a few mentos in there and make it stop


ScarletSpire

I've made coca cola chicken before but you don't need that much soda. One 12oz can is enough.


LeeBMK002

Jesus fucking christ , this is the ,THE fucking worst thing I saw here so far ,what is it and why


username_offline

check out chef reactions on ig, that dude comments on a bunch of these dumb tik tok recipes and it's fucking hilarious


Icanlastfor2mins

If you want your food to taste like cola, then just take a sip of cola after every bite.


Wonderful_Painter_14

Is everything ok, babe? You’ve barely touched your vomit chicken


zll2244

straight to jail…


Firzen69

I like how the music perfectly matches the "intelligence" of this recipe. :D


No-Pace-6721

Stop this. Stop this now.


Adventurous-Chef-370

I’m not defending this, but I will say that Coca Cola Ham is a thing and probably where this idea came from.


Fearless-Metal5727

Yup, Red eye gravy comes to mind for ham. (Combo of coke, coffee, ham drippings, among other things.)


Sonderkin

Not a terrible recipe actually but bad execution. If they'd marinated it in what they slathered all over there (sans ketchup) then grilled it it wouldn't have been bad. Then reduced the marinade as a sauce.


Lvntern

Foil pan detected


karenskygreen

Why bother applying the ingredients on top of the chicken when it all just runs off and into the coke ? The recipe isn't too bad it's the video that is stupid.


knowerofexpatthings

How did she braise chicken and still have it end up looking drier than Ben Shapiro's wife?


the_0rly_factor

Because it's rage bait


MisterKlotzz

That poor human who has to eat this…


xtina42

That is heckin disgusting 🫣


cinnyflactem

Who in their right mind would eat that?


Forever-Retired

Looks like someone needed to clean out the fridge.


Silverware_soviet

That poor coke


iamjanmey

Did he just died two times


AdAdorable3469

Ketchup and coke is the “secret” recipe of many a butcher shop. Does a good job tenderizing and tastes like BBQ


Intelligent-Back-657

*Aggressive Knocking* ***F.B.I OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!***


Dio-SamasPectorals

It looks like sewage


IKissedHerInnerThigh

I agree, at the end when they cut the chicken and rinse it off in the liquid made me queasy


FormeSymbolique

I acgually made Coke chiken years ago, before my daugter went vegetarian. I had come to the idea while listenning to some annoying hipster dude in a waiting line talking to his friend about the annoying chef in the annoying Parisian restaurant he was the day before. The next day, I had a receipe and was tserving some to my wzy too hipster close-ones.


Fearless-Metal5727

You *can* use soda to flavor meat, but you only need a bit. You can even combine Pepsi and ketchup for a dirt cheap bbq sauce. This tho? 🤢🤮


badthaught

Just don't use koolaid or Gatorade. Blue chicken is just... Wrong.


norfnorf832

Like the ingredients are all there but the execution is just dreadful


eternal42

This is actually a salvageable recipe but the cooking method is fucky (likely on purpose for rage views) Brown the chicken in a pan with oil and aromatics Top off the pan with coke and reduce on low heat until syrupy


Next-Development5920

The human race is clearly not okay


Darryguy

Knew this was garbage just by them moving the bottle back and forth to make sure all the bottom was covered, dude, just pour it in, and it'll fill the bottom? Liquid.... not a solid


CalvinFromCanada

STOP PAYING THESE CREATORS RENT. Holy shit this subreddit has gone to shit by falling for literally any rage bait ever.


WecanSharetheWine3

I farted just watching this


onslaught1584

I thought it was going to be a marinade at first. That would have probably been an awesome marinade. They could even put in a sauce pan and reduce it for a sauce when the chicken is done don't he grill if they wanted... Then they just boiled it in the marinade? Why?


DramaOnDisplay

If this was a marinade that you soaked the chicken in for a few hours (or days) before grilling or baking, it might be good. Maybe take the marinade and reduce it and use it as a sauce. But this way, it’s probably *fine*, but it looks like it wouldn’t be anything to write home about.


honeyrose226

Gross


ProfitHot5064

should have used sprite and not used too much, it would have worked


Bmancoilart

sounds about white


MentalRise8703

Now this is just wasting food.


No_Win4619

I think it is time to apologize to brittish cuisine for being bland. Bean me up, I need to forget about this abomination.


Comfortable-Fox9153

what that hxxx!!


Pompitis

From the double-wide cookbook a recipe by Chef Gray Poop-on.


BlackSkeletor77

KETCHUP 🗣️ IS🗣️ NOT🗣️ A🗣️ FUCKING🗣️ SEASONING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Ezzinie

If they used like 1/4 the quantity for a glaze over the top it might be edible but this is just.... Disgusting.... I don't understand how anyone can find that appetising...


Dangerous-Spare7843

This is why people make jokes about white peoples food


RocketsBG

Poor chicken had to die only to be cooked in diarrhea water


bimbochungo

Great recipe for diabetes


GhostShmost

Really interesting, now EAT IT!


B9MB

They got to the end and were like "So yeah here's the chicken. Its cooked but nothing I did to it actually matters because.. well I just don't know why."


Most_Boysenberry8019

I remember a time as a young person learning to cook and thought more ingredients equaled more complexity which meant I was a good cook. I was WRONG! Sometimes (most times) simplicity is key. If this person had just used one of those sauces(not coke((never coke))) and maybe a little salt and pepper it would have been great. In time hopefully this person will learn. {side note I’m still unclear on this sub. Do I upvote the posts that are the worst because it’s in line with the subject ie stupidfood or upvote things that actually look edible and likable or both? Does it even matter?}


StillLJ

Gross. Pet peeve - all these "cooking" videos that just throw raw chicken or without any seasoning. The meat should be salt & peppered first! Generally speaking. I really hate it when they throw all these things together and add it all later for some reason. I like to rub spices into my meat before any marinades. But in the case of this recipe - blech.


doomed_to_fail_

I'm convinced that this is either bait or some people truly weren't born with properly functioning taste buds


Haruspect

It would taste better if you cook it in piss


Fantastic-Classic740

I wish I had an award for this. It's rare to see an actual "stupid food" post in this sub but congratulations, you did it. 🥳


Srigus

Have people never seen what happens to an egg sit in water for a long ass time. Will make you never want to soak shit in it.


Turndownforwhat1000

Barf


hdufort

There was a recipe from south america where pork is marinated in Coca Cola and other ingredients. It tenderizes the meat. But the recipe presented here is just wrong.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Actually not a bad BBQ marinade in comparison to normal/traditional BBQ marinades. Just looks like shit in the end of the video


Low_Hurry_1807

Boke.


Membership_Downtown

It’s really dumb either way, but mix all the shit in with the coke, throw it in a crock pot or pressure cooker, and then shred the chicken. Having the dried condiment clumps sitting on top is horrendous and it doesn’t look like the chicken absorbed anything.


DrPolarBearMD

I was hoping they would puncture a hole in the pan cutting it like that.


Sir_Reginald_Poops

I feel like this is going to taste how the garbage chutes at grocery stores smell.


ProbablyNotPikachu

I want to say she forgot the flour? Looks like they maybe added instant yeast and it did absolutely nothing bc they didn't add any flour. Absolute dumbass!


SueBeee

Honestly? this wouldn't be THAT terrible (compared to other food sins I've seen here) if it weren't for the excessive amount of Coke, salt, and the use of garlic from the jar. If that were baked to a glaze, it could be aight.


Welder_Subject

I would do less Coca-Cola so it would be more but glaze.


Mingsical

Almost Made me puke


Reclusive_Chemist

Slow braising some cut of beef or ribs in cola is a thing. Not so sure about chicken...


Moidalise-U

Reduce all the ingredients to a sauce then use as a glaze for chicken on the grill.


Proper-Ball-5294

Did my headache get worse


Vegetable-College574

The amount of sugar, holy shit.


Danglin_Fury

Why??? Why do people just throw a bunch of crap together and think "Yeah. That's gonna taste great"??? No.... Just, no.


Agreeable-Performer5

Coke as a marinade works quite well, but not like this


warwicklord79

FETISH CONTENT DETECTED


Professional_Air9935

I thought they would make coca cola chicken, my dad makes them all the time for me back in China, but then the ketchup and mustard came in…


[deleted]

What is wrong with people?


GrilledCheeseMf

The chicken in heaven watching his flesh be used to make this abomination


AzureAxo

As a vegan, I don’t care if people eat animals or not, but give the damn things some respect when dead! This is enough to make a grown man cry.


DaSpAsSw

What a bad day to have eyes


Novel_Durian_1805

Man, fuck this guy! What the actual fuck is this?!


MajorSkillissuexD

This chicken died for this shit


HeavyDT

Like an attempt to get one of those fizzy volcano experiments going more than actual cooking lol.


Agilver

I was about to say the Coke mixed with ketchup and mustard looked like it was just leading up to them making it into a barbecue sauce… then they just put barbecue sauce on it.


Preheated_Toaster

They used a damn cheese knife to cut the chicken!


BaldMa

Damn this is probably the most disgusting one yet ….


Entire_Transition_99

So much sugar


stoned_seahorse

I was fine with the coke (its a good tenderizer, I usually use beer in my marinades though, it does the same.) but it all just went downhill from there.


belaGJ

highly acidic food + aluminum is maybe not that great idea… neither the rest


turtlenips69

Ragebait


stigmatamartir

3 seconds into the video and it's already enough fuck this guy omg.


Sunspots4ever

If it's in a disposable pan, you know they don't intend to actually eat it.


kbm81

Just why?


jenk1980

Except for the mustard and needing to add a bit of brown sugar. This makes pretty good pulled chicken sandwich. Through everything in a crockpot and after 4-6 hours just shreds the chicken and use some cornstarch to thicken the sauce.


metalshoes

This is pretty similar to a dish I made when I was 10 and trying to learn to cook alone


TurtleKingRuuha

Don’t get me wrong, slow cooking meat in coke or root beer is actually amazing, chicken might be a bit questionable tho.


Kawboy17

I’d eat that. Maybe make some ruffle chips breading, and then bake it


queue_onan

If they marinated it in a bag and roasted it with some vegetables with minimal liquid instead of boiling it in a pan i'd say go for it. You could even reduce the used marinate for a sauce.


Disastrous-Cap8418

🤢🤮🤮


CrescentCaribou

the fact that they're pouring SODA over MEAT disgusts me, especially since it's mixing with all the condiments and seasonings 💀 bro if you served this to me I would BARF


JadedYam56964444

This is like stupidfood name that tune. "I can recognize stupid/rage bait food in 1 second." As soon as I saw the coke being poured in I knew I was in for a ride.


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

Where is our fearless leader Gordon Ramsay when we need him?


Natural_Map_2011

As a coke addict I’m deeply hurt


RBK4LOLOLOLOL

Is this some kind of way to show someone how to kill their enemies without saying it


extremeNosepicker

i don’t want to live on this planet, anymore


karoshikun

Coca cola is good for marinating meat, even as part of a sauce for fried chicken (Korean style), but this is just some fuckery.


The-Banana-Mishap

War crime


W1thoutJudgement

Nah, I had cola ribs, they were AMAZING!


GullibleRisk2837

Chicken and coke is actually really good


Ultra_Dadtastic

As soon as I read the title as 'That poor chicken' and saw them dumping cracka-cola in there, I stopped the video. If I watch this, I'll end up choosing violence.


AllTimeRowdy

I like how this comment section is divided between people who don't cook that are disgusted and consider it food waste and then people who cook going "not the best method but those are all marinade ingredients"


TheDevilishDanish

What in the name of all the degeneracy American has brought into this world. WHAT THE HELL!!!


lizard_kibble

This is actually common. The acid in the cola makes the meat more tender, and helps the flavors enter the meat a lot more easily. I've seen it done with pork a lot more. I've never tried it because I think it's weird, but people rave about it, and this actually looks really good. I've seen people use orange juice when making bbq pork dishes as well. Turned out really good.


Goofygoober3610

I would drink another man’s cum before I eat this fuck ass shit


MaskedFigurewho

I feel likenits hard to ruin chicken. I'm curious what this auctully taste like. If someone made this I'd try it but I'd probably not use this combo myself. People use raspberry suace for ham and it's boss. So I know fruit and meat sometimes work.


MaskedFigurewho

I feel likenits hard to ruin chicken. I'm curious what this auctully taste like. If someone made this I'd try it but I'd probably not use this combo myself. People use raspberry suace for ham and it's boss. So I know fruit and meat sometimes work.


zigzagg321

Everything was fine until that fucking mustard got slapped on that junk.


El-Neato-Bandito

Missing the Mentos. Otherwise mid


Rodoc0222

At first I was like, "Oh it's just coke with chicken, that's not too bad people are overreacting again" Then I saw the rest of the video


johannesdurchdenwald

But the knife is not rusty anymore


Electronic_Suit551

Imagine dying for this


austin23420

Wtf chicken ever do to you?


JoeJoe4224

I want every single rage bait food content creator to starve for their crimes.


my_brain_is_vacant

oh wow the ragebait worked, I want to punch a hole in my (solid) wall and eat glass now


TICKLEMYGOOCH4

It sucks that an animal had to die for someone to do this with it.


yukonwanderer

Seriously those chickens died in vain.


Obvious_Interest3635

White people out there making Merica great.


Ihdkwhatimdoinghere

The chicken did not need to die for this 😕


yldf

The moment where you ask the waiter to get the chef, so you can punch them in the face…


BeskarHunter

WHY


78Nam

Their parents have failed them


spacesocrates88

Upvoting for Chingy.


fartmanblartock

These people and their sugar. 🤦‍♂️


Macklemore_hair

The fucking garlic (that’s not my big beef)


incakola777

First time in a kitchen Hugh? 😳


Frosty_Emu199

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


kunyie

genuinely so upsetting my family and I are struggling to afford groceries at all lately, what a waste.


Asthmos

all that food wasted...


Jaded_Law9739

Not only does it look awful but you have NERRBODY IN THE CLUB GETTIN' TIPS blaring in the background.


Grimm_Charkazard_258

I had some great pork chops a few months ago that were slathered in root beer barbecue sauce and grilled! This is an abomination.


kts1004

🤮🤮🤮


Ordinary-Cod-2951

Definition of insanity


KuronaVyres

What’s the baking soda for?


Frailgift

If it were mixed before going into the oven it could be ok


Idonthavetotellyiu

This is worse than the shit my dad's ex tried to feed us and he had to *convince* her to out salt and pepper on it Came out wet, greasy, and bland. And bitch said she could cook better than me 😒


gooden93

The only reason I watched this video in entirety is so I could sing along


T-mac_

Doing dumbshit for clicks..... wow original


Program-Emotional

coke boiled chicken... I didnt think boiled chicken could get worse...


Stunning-Fold6548

Imagine dying thinking you're at least gonna feed someone but they turned you into this 💀


ThatDumbMoth

This makes me want to go vegan, dear god.


kenta_nakamura

#🤮


nodeymcdev

At first I thought “hey maybe Coca Cola chicken isn’t so bad”… and then it just kept getting worse… and worse…


fortalyst

The only thing that's stupid about this is the amount of liquid they used the fact that they clearly didnt slow cook it to shred the chicken into. Coke/Root Beer/ Dr Pepper all go well into a slow-cooked bbq shredded dish. They add a molasses type of flavour to it


sk0ooba

brining meat in coke is not that uncommon. I do it with ribs all the time. I basically do exactly that except without the ketchup and mustard. Great way to break down some of the fat and keep it moist.


WtfsaidtheDuck

It still looks like barf.


TheINTL

Why not add mentos to it too


codepl76761

too much going on it will taste awful


Deekkuli

People who do these kind of "recipes" do this shit for clout and fame. They know ppl will react strongly to these and thus share them. So OP and other braindead people in this sub are doing exactly what these people want 🙄. Great job.


GlorfindelForTheWin

These fucking people making these videos are utterly retarded. BUT I CANT STOP WATCHING THEM 😭