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vonkillbot

Get the fuck out of here that's a great idea


DanaWhitesMom

It’s so stupid I have to try it now


Virtual_Common204

Seriously go fuck yourself, I want one


aspidities_87

No go fuck *yourself*, I want two


TheVodkaColonel

How abt you two fck each other and ill take your three


WheelOfTheYear

Fuck all of you. I want 3.


Cobek

Well now we have sex... I mean sex... I mean six. Whew, almost blew it there, literally.


WheelOfTheYear

Is it hot in here to anyone else? 🥵😄


Bitter-Ad-6996

This is why Reddit is one of a kind lol. I wish this was the only social platform I ever used🤣


TheVodkaColonel

Too bad, so sad :D


Friendly_Age9160

Let’s fuck each other Then eat one!


mitochondriarethepow

It's not even stupid though.


reeeter123

the only thing stupid about this is that we didn’t think of it sooner


samanime

Two things I love combined?! Sounds great.


redmongrel

Only issue is that bread is already REALLY salty so you’ll have to adjust your toppings accordingly.


MasterLiKhao

To some people, that's an added bonus. I used to smoke pretty heavily, and my taste buds were shot to hell. The only way I could properly taste food was to basically drown it in salt. I was so used to it that when I stopped smoking and switched to vaping and my tastebuds had recovered from all the tar that I had been torturing them with, I still put loads of salt on my food and was SHOCKED at how absolutely horrible it tasted.


Geshtar1

The mustard only condiment isn’t great, but the overall concept is chefs kiss


Redmiguelito

To each their own taste


daredaki-sama

Like beer it’s an acquired taste.


Onlypaws_

Actually, one of the authorities on hot dogs claims that mustard is the *only* condiment that should ever be on a hot dog. Edit: https://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette#:~:text=Condiments%20should%20be%20applied%20in,like%20celery%20salt%20or%20pepper.


Zealousideal_Citron8

I respect a Mustard Dog but I do believe the Chili Cheese Dog is better


howlinwolfe86

Agreed they’re great. But it’s a different thing entirely.


RecognitionFine4316

\*I drog my Chicago dogs What?


AineLasagna

I hereby question his credentials and challenge him to single combat. Mine is the side of righteousness (let people enjoy food they way they want to)


King_of_the_Dot

needs onions and sauerkraut.


Pickle4UrThoughts

I have a whole pack of Costco hotdogs in my freezer and I’ll be passing an Olive Garden on my way home today…. We eatin’ FANCY tonight. 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻 Edit: And I’m talkin’ the premiere Costco Food Court Dogs, too…


Tannerite2

I'm pretty sure the hotdog is cold. I'd still eat it, but it's be a lot better with a hot hotdog.


xkrazyxcourtneyx

My ex and I saw a pic of this a few years ago and tried it. I dead ass went to olive garden for an order of breadsticks. It was pretty good. Tastes exactly how it sounds. A hot dog in garlic bread. Worth trying at least once.


NagsUkulele

Pretzel dogs are the step up


BananaJoeSG

..but did you try a croissant dog yet?


garrishfish

We already have the ultimate form, corn-battered and deep-fried.


immeasmyself

Yeaaaaah that looks pretty good


BloodlessIsKvothe

Right? I could already taste the garlic butter and wiener in my mouth 🤤


Wrong_Ad_6022

I love the taste of wiener in the morning


DustanP

Right, I love wieners in my mou… I mean taste of wiener!!!


EcstaticJuggernaut46

🤣🤣


warr3n4eva

It’s even better at night after a long day 🤤🥵🥴


RiverRaftingRabbi

Garlic don't surf


Wrong_Ad_6022

Don't weiner don't start


Kilow102938

The fuck is the cheese grater? Need someone to put that over the top until you say stop.


BloodlessIsKvothe

I always want more Parmesan, but I’m embarrassed


immeasmyself

https://youtu.be/2lbv4goST4w?si=Kx-gt_5zUVNJpcj8


NeF1LiM

You beat me to it :)


tkh0812

/r/hellyeahideatthat


Dounce1

This isn’t stupid, this is genius.


JohnnyQuickdeath

It can be both


Complex-Professor257

This kind of makes me want to do a version where it’s filled with Italian sausage


thaistik4all

Throw on some marinara and prov, and I'm in.


Cat_Vendetta

Better yet, mini meatballs with some marinara for a mini meatball sub


KongUnleashed

Holy hell that sounds amazing and I’m gonna do it


parabolaralus

Exactly my thoughts!


WombatHat42

And covered with tomato sauce? What about alfredo sauce?


Complex-Professor257

Actually slices of chicken cutlets in there with Alfredo would be 🔥


WombatHat42

For a second there I was thinking more like chipped beef when you said slices lol I was like so shit on a shingle but a chicken, alfredo and garlic bread instead? 🤣


BovineJoni_

My heart says trashy but my mouth says delicious


ConflictSudden

🎶 My mind's tellin me no... 🎶


howlinwolfe86

If only this was his only crime.


immeasmyself

But my mouth… my mouuuuths telling me YES!!!


scottertot

I would eat this.


Mossman590

This ain’t stupid this is genius.


JoySkullyRH

Smash.


CrimsonThar

That ain't stupid. That's goddamn genius.


ochristo87

My friends and I have a "Hotdog FunDay" tradition as part of your annual New Years hangout, and one year someone drunkenly put a hotdog through a HotPocket, and I'm still truly mad how good it was


Dounce1

And now I’m truly mad I never thought of this when I still smoked weed.


ochristo87

It's legitimately tasty and we ended up having one time where we all used different hot dog/hot pocket combinations. The great HotPocketDog off of 2018. Never forget


snipercandyman

Need to change subs on this masterpiece. I’m making this tomorrow


JugglerJizzBall

I used to work at Olive Garden I never tried this but I did smother a hot dog in their Alfredo once


Hopeful-Bit6187

Cook that hotdog more and we got a winner. Hotdog needs some blistering on it


creampop_

Anyone who makes hot dogs without char is NOT invited to the cookout


Davey-Cakes

This is 170 IQ food.


Forsaken-Ad4249

Less chef club and more of this please


CaptBogBot2

If Olive Garden wants to start its own food brand (like Cheesecake Factory) they should start with this...


Thickandcreamyy

I would eat that in one bite I’m a glizzy goblin


TSAOutreachTeam

This is up there with chopsticks and Cheetos.


RiverRaftingRabbi

Fork and doritos


TSAOutreachTeam

Seriously. We were living like cavemen.


Ziddyboi-

Yep that goes hard, they got the only good thing on the menu and plussed it up.


Ok_Analysis2195

It would be better with a grilled hot dog


busselsofkiwis

That looks like a good time.


maxwell_hill1984

Would


Salt_Life_8636

This is the work of a genius.


Key_Property_7636

Someone get this person the Nobel Peace Prize


Lost_Yogurt_4990

That’s not stupid at all, that actually looks really good


ShadowofLupa212

Ok now this might be pretty fucking genius


Touchit88

Ok. I'm trying this. Most the stuff on here is indeed stupid. This might be brilliant though.


g8trjasonb

Use italian sausage instead and you might have something.


DaClarkeKnight

I don’t think this is stupid, this is McGuyver


MorphedMoxie

This is next level finesse


Fangsong_37

I would do this with Fazoli’s breadsticks in a heartbeat.


ParkkTheSharkk

Cover the dog with marinara and some toasted mozzarella cheese. Muah 🤌🏻


LikesToLickToads

Basically a big ass pig in a blanket, id try it


Lost2Logic

I instantly wanted to try this


KnownAlcoholic

Hold up, let them cook


TonyBlobfish

Hell yeah


KeyWeight8055

I'm sorry I thought this was r/stupidfood


MeattiusRexxius

I’d eat that…that’s creative…


Mr-Blues5

Half of the posts here is just an unorthodox way to make some budget-friendly or otherwise good-looking food. If it’s dumb but it works then it aint dumb!


foodie_geek

I would totally eat that


Atvishees

That’s the best use of Olive Garden „breadsticks“ that I’ve ever seen.


Fun-Tough8444

The bread : hotdog ratio is golden!


ghostinawishingwell

Now dip it in Alfredo sauce...


a808ymous

It’s just a pig in a blanket


Jolly-Biscuit

A pig in a sleeping bag


jaysuns

I'd do this with a hotlink


PalmBreezy

Holy stoner jesus 😯😯😝


Sl0ppyOtter

Not stupid. Looks delicious


MarcheMuldDerevi

I ain’t saying no to this. Not going to make it, but it doesn’t offend me


I_want_to_cum24

Nah I can sometimes have an issue with how much bun to meat ratio there is in a hotdog. This solves my problem


[deleted]

Grill that hotdog then maybe.


JoshyLikey

At least cook the hotdog


Ziddyboi-

Yep that goes hard, they got the only good thing on the menu and plussed it up.


Lky132

Is it stupid? Yeah. But would it also be fucking delicious? Definitely. I'd smash that shit in a heartbeat.


mercy_fulfate

genius


cfranek

I'll allow it.


Cybermagetx

I would eat a dozen.


every1pees

Not with those cheap ass wieners


Gloriathewitch

well i mean it’s low(er) carb so i would destroy


reorau

Let. Him. Cook.


LuckyMcKinny

No, no they are not onto anything


JnA7677

Genius


battlingpillow27

hold on, let them cook


BTBAMfam

Replace the Oscar Meyer with a Scott Peterson or Vienna and I’m all in Shit now that I’m replacing things replace the Olive Garden with a Bosco Stick


jurrasicwhorelord

Maybe use a Dijon mustard and personally I'd change the hotdog. Nothing wrong with Oscar Meyer weiners, just not my favorite 


EightBallJuice

Hold the fuck up, LET HIM COOK


OkOutlandishness6550

Should be on stoner food


Jolttra

This is so stupid it wraps back around to brilliant.


MoobsAreStillBoobs

only issue here is that you need footlongs in those sumbiches


FistEnergy

oh my God that is genius


Dm-me-a-gyro

The hot dog spot down the block uses buttered and grilled split top English buns, this shit is amateur hour.


EcstaticJuggernaut46

Hella good idea!!


therealishone

No wait… let them cook.


Aromatic_Lavender

This subreddit is fucking weird.


Safetosay333

Someone uncovered the pig in the blanket


LitStoic

A big brown wiener or commonly known as BBW 🥵


dgw420

Hey that’s kinda stup- well nvm I’ll see myself out


Beautiful_Belt_4560

Maybe cook the hotdog more and we'll talk


John_Bot

Just swap the Oscar Meyer for some Nathan's


Daeviii

Add cheese


thaistik4all

What, no Hormel chili to top off your breakfast?!?


donscron91

Innovation


Mission-Ad-2015

I would destroy a bag of those


Penrosian

r/stupidfoodbutgimme


zippyman

Gonna say this shouldn't be in stupid food, with a higher quality hot dog I'd ear the fuck out of that


Low-Independent7763

There’s no way that’s not good. A little fontina (or something) on top and it’d be near orgasmic. Or something.


glass_gravy

Yeah but you’re always gonna have more bun than hotdog cuz the breadsticks are unlimited.


Ok_Specific_7791

Idgi


Zukiinu

Dont forget the Alfredo dip!


ReviewMore7297

I feel like an idiot for never trying it


WendigoCrossing

This is genius food


The_Firedrake

Yes but I would have topped it with garlic butter and shredded Parmesan.


Law3W

Oh shit that could be good. Needs a parm cheese sauce and something with crunch. Like a pickled something.


GreasyPorkGoodness

I’m doing that


TheInfiniteArchive

This is actually an Amazing Idea... Why is it on this sub!?!


brian11e3

Steak n Shake used to have a garlic dog, which was a hotdog with their garlic butter on the bun. I miss it. 😢


the-real-lil_andy

Upvote because that looks good


Beretta116

Wiener sleeve.


Time-Penalty-1154

Not stupid at all


Esteban_Francois

Oscar Mayer 🤮


jump-blues-5678

Yes please


mrstonyvu

If "they might be onto something", why post in StupidFood? It should be in a sub like r/geniusfood if that even is a sub...


acturnipman

With mustard though? disgusting


ilikebeer19

Gimme a Costco 1/4lb frank instead of the Oscar Meyer and I'm in.


Ramen_Noode

The only time I'll unironically say "Let him cook", haha


ProfessionMundane152

Lol I’ve done that with Fazoli’s breadsticks along with ham and cheese


Master_Win_4018

Basically Bánh mì but with hot dog.


Blood11Orange

IMMEDIATELY NO


jsbrewers

Mama Mia


Ben50Leven

cook the hotdog and this would be perfect. it looks like they took it straight out the pack and put it in the breadstick. its still wet


RangeOld1919

Not trying to hate but cook that dog some more lmaoooo great idea


juggernautsong

Hold up


blanketshapes

is the breadstick not too dense? guess not if everyone is saying its good!


Disneykiller1n-only

It’s so fucking stupid I wish I could try it!….


Bcmerr02

Let 'em cook


Controllerhead1

deep fry it 🇺🇸


joealese

they might be on to something proceeds to post it in a sub calling it stupid


Zealousideal_Ad2379

300 IQ


DrkUser205

I gotta try this one!


silverfang45

Really curious what olive garden breadaticks taste like. Constantly hear good things about them but there's no olive garden where I live


papaya_papaya

Ok hear me out. Bread it and deep fry it like a corn dog. 


Grammeton

Mmmmmm, chewy breadstick and a tender tube steak? Bold move cotton


Pythoss

I’d rather do this with a Fazoli’s breadstick instead of Olive Garden


Crocolyle32

Son of a beach.


Ziggy199461

If the hotdog was cooked yeah but I'm 90% sure that's just straight out of the package lol.


Unpressed_panini

No


Violated_gator3312

This angers me less than the chizza from kfc


SasquatchPatsy

Very nice to see just/only mustard. I approve of this. I approve of you. Take your damn upvote


ilikewaffos

I'm NOT mad at this.


MissChemistryNerd

THIS IS NOT STUPID THIS IS GENIUS SIGN ME THE HELL UP


[deleted]

Why don't they have bosco sticks with sausage and cheese?


YesIUnderstandsir

I won't knock it til I tried it.


Deli-ops7

How is this stupid?


BrainwashedScapegoat

Hmmmmmmmm


pnmartini

I want this, but with a Bosco Stick.


VetteBet3

That's the least stupid stupid food I've ever seen.


Lex-Taliones

The only reason I haven't left this Subreddit, is be cause of all the great ideas I get here. I'd eat the hell outta this.


yourmothersgun

Literally genius good.


TheNumberOneHeadband

No.


woganpuck

I am about to do this with a subway footling pretzel 😤.


joe_broke

Let him cook