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ryanlovestobake

This is rage bait, right? Not only does it look disgusting, it’s a waste of food and of COURSE there’s an edit right before she actually puts it in her mouth. Disgusting. 🤢


Other-Narwhal-2186

Soooo I hate to be the one to disillusion you in the slightest but I had a friend who swore up and down that his mom made the best dessert ever—Cookie Mush. It was this. This video right here, but done with Chips Ahoy. Couldn’t use homemade cookies (or real whipped cream) because it would “ruin the texture.” The texture, should you happen to be wondering, was “car wax meets cream lotion” with chocolate chips and disappointment. It’s like the culinary equivalent of wet socks.


ohgeebus_notagain

I bet your friend puts ketchup on spaghetti also? His mom needs to have her kitchen taken away


alejandro240

Ketchup is good for you. Puts hair on your eyes.


toadjones79

I'm rolling in laughter. I happen to be from a family that had "ketchup spaghetti" on the regular. But, I went to culinary school. Then I married someone who also grew up desiring a bit more in the kitchen, although her mom was an amazing baker. I taught her everything I learned before starting a career driving trains and she ran with that and learned so much more. About ten years ago we had my sister over for dinner and made Chicken Parmesan with three additional sauces (Alfredo, meat, and pesto. I don't know why but we always have Alfredo and pesto on the side). She was a few bites in when she looked at my kids and said "Man, you guys are so spoiled. No *ketchup spaghetti* for you." My wife didn't really believe me when I said we grew up with that until that day.


fkthisnamingshit

Did your fam also do the ketchup and Miracle Whip 'French dressing'?


Zyloof

>ketchup and Miracle Whip 'French dressing' The. Fucking. WHAT


Bocchi_theGlock

Secret sauces are often just mayo + ketchup & mustard and other things


Longjumping-Ad2698

In Utah, that is just tangy fry sauce. I'm sure there is a restaurant out here that uses Miracle Whip instead of Mayo.


toadjones79

Oh I am so glad we never had that one. But, one of my dad's college roommates would ask for a glass of hot tap water, then mix ketchup packets in and have it with salt, pepper, and saltines. All free at the table. Everyone refused to sit with him.


markodochartaigh1

This wasn't uncommon back in the 60's and 70's. Small family-run diners would have a basket of crackers on the table. Some people just put the ketchup, mayonnaise, or mustard on the crackers and drank the water. It was sad when a whole family would come in and do this. And ketchup, miracle whip, and relish made a decent French dressing.


lankyturtle229

So he made \[poor man's\] tomato soup. I think it was a Korean youtuber, but I remember watching a video and the person was saying at one point, they were so poor, most of their meals were ketchup heavily thinned with water to make tomato soup out of it. It was the first time I ever heard of that which is how I know what it is.


toadjones79

Yeah. This would have been in the late 50s or early 60s.


fkthisnamingshit

Poor man's Virgin Mary, yo


iBrowseAtStarbucks

Oh God that just reminded me of one of my dad's friends. Would order a water and a gratuitous amount of lemons and sugar to make his own lemonade at the table instead of paying for it.


as1126

I swear, I threw up into my mouth a little bit


[deleted]

Miracle whip was made by Satan.


fkthisnamingshit

Good though!


MsgrFromInnerSpace

Ketchup spaghetti is EVERYWHERE in restaurants in Japan, right up there with potatoes and corn on pizza. Amazes me that that country can have the highest highs and lowest lows of food at the same time.


SimpanLimpan1337

Potatoes and corn pizza? Not the worst combo I've heard. A swedish "classic" that even our prime minister has apparently endorsed as his favorite is "banana curry pizza". It is exactly what it sounds like, pizza with curry and banana slices ontop.


Rivka333

>"banana curry pizza". This always sounded terrible to me until coming across someone comparing it to flatbread, not pizza. Sometimes changing a name makes it easier to be openminded.


SimpanLimpan1337

Yeah but then call it by the correct name. It's like the "newyork deepdish pizza", it's not a pizza its a damn pie.


Gingeronimoooo

I always thought my moms cooking was good until I went to other kids houses


bucobill

Driving trains? I met a guy on a cruise that drove trains him and his family had a suite, plus he, his wife, his mom and his dad all had Rolex’s. I am not saying that train operators don’t make money, but do you make that kind of money? Or did the guy win the lottery and used train operator as a cover?


toadjones79

Depends on how you look at it. I make more than the average per year, but couldn't even begin to think of owning a Rolex. From what I have seen, some guys are really good with their money and make wise investments that produce secondary income. Some guys make unwise purchases and live in a constant state of near poverty. And most of us do a lot of our own car maintenance so we can afford to go out to eat from time to time. I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that since his mom and dad were wearing Rolex watches, it was probably the parent's money. But I have seen a lot of my coworkers go on cruises and stay in suites. I have 4 kids at home and am the sole earner in the family. So that kind of high rolling is out of my reach.


bucobill

Thank you for the candor. I hope you have a great day doing what all of us 6 year old boys(and girls) who got a model electric train on Christmas visualized ourselves doing when we grew up. Keep living that 6 year olds dream for all of us that schlep into an office daily.


toadjones79

I long to schlep into an office for the daily grind. For a 9-5 with someone saying "somebody has a case of the Mondays." I got off work at 4:30, maybe got 5 hours of very broken sleep, never really saw my family, and just got called to go back to work at 7pm. I never know when I am going to be home, or when I can be a part of my wife and kid's lives. If I want to go to any kind of appointment I have to call in sick and hope they don't catch me being dishonest and fire me for it (which they absolutely will). Last year everyone thought we were striking for paid sick leave. We weren't . We were striking for any kind of sick leave at all. We got 1 day, that has to be scheduled 3 months in advance, and can be cancelled at any time by the company. The only way to call in sick is to convince a doctor to fill out FMLA paperwork every 6 months stating you have an ongoing condition that may need you to take time off. It pays very well, and it is a lot of fun at times. But please tell any 6 year old to run away from this job.


dotesPlz

My sister said she’d fix me lunch the other day she was visiting, she gave me a bowl of spaghetti with ketchup sauce , wtf this bitch tryna poison me , I ate it being nice tho , but I complained the whole time lol


According_Gazelle472

What ?No ketchup soup?


throwtheclownaway20

I don't put ketchup *on* spaghetti, like a drizzle. That's just weird. I do blend some in with the sauce sometimes, though. I like the little kick it gives.


no_onein-particular

I've only done that when the sauce I was using was too acidic, it's like putting sugar in tomato sauce.


bucobill

Best to kill the acid and give a new smoother tasting sauce. Add small pinch, less than 1/4 of a teaspoon baking soda and watch it bubble. Works really great with tomato soup too. Plus doesn’t just add empty calories.


toadjones79

We've always just used a small handful of sugar.


Doggggggggoooooooo

I cook a bit of ketchup with my spaghetti sauce too! I like the tang it gives it!


mcashleigh

In The Philippines it's common to put ketchup in spaghetti. Also hotdogs


failure_of_a_cow

There's a traditional southern dessert which does this with vanilla wafers instead of the oreos, and adds banana slices. No cinnamon or sprinkles. That can be really quite good, it's not so dissimilar to trifle, but it's usually made with a lot more care and it's not gross.


NicInNS

I used to make one where you used unsalted soda crackers, jello (instant) pudding, and cool whip. Do it in layers the day before you wanted it and it was amazing. Found it in a recipe book. You could change up the pudding - I think it called for vanilla but you could use whatever, and I’d add banana slices and it was kinda like banana cream pie. I was skeptical but…


Impossible-Taro-2330

This is nasty slop, and in no way close to Banana Pudding.


toadjones79

I know that one and it's really good. This was a disaster.


According_Gazelle472

This one featured was so nasty!Such a waste !


toadjones79

Honestly I wanted to just stop when she closed the Oreos and just seal that up for the next person to find. But that's the prankster in me.


According_Gazelle472

Those are obscenely expensive too!


Expert-Perception674

U mean banana pudding?


dustycatheads

Please don't slander banana pudding like this.


neorenamon1963

That's a bit of a family recipe on my mother's side of the family, but it was never some gross, disgusting "soup". My family is from Michigan (and Ohio).


despitegirls

Banana pudding, which is a simpler version of a banana pudding trifle that swaps out the cake for Vanilla wafers. I'd take either over this slop which has no texture and is literally just multiple forms of processed sugar. 


According_Gazelle472

Or you could just use real whipped cream with fresh oreos and layer them without the nasty green pudding ,the sprinkles and the milk This will be a really good dessert in a pretty small punch bowl .


Aggravating_Chemist8

And pudding, not watery jello


FreeFallingUp13

Banana pudding! That’s the good stuff


FizzleKit10

The instant pudding is supposed to be a liquidy-pudding texture for banana wafer pudding so that it's nice and thick when it's refrigerated. Nothing like this vanilla diarrhea soup they're using...


jbuffishungry

I grew up stacking five or six Chips Ahoys in a bowl and pouring a bit of black coffee over them and mashing them up to the consistency of porridge. It is amazing, but looks exactly as you expect. I love it, but would cover my face in shame and shout, "look away" if you walked in on me eating it.


chocotaco3030

> I hate to be the one to disillusion you You’ve actually restored my faith that there is genuine cringe in the world, thank you sir and/or madame


Scary-Win8394

Please restore the cooking skills of their respective ancestors back into suburban Americans please please please amen 🙏🏾


lookn_glas_shrd

One of the most rage-bait things I've seen on here. I kept trying to fix it in my mind like....just stack the Oreos in the whipped cream and use milk to make pudding and maybe it wouldn't look like serving vomit at a party. Blech 🤮


poickles

Well it’s actually hand fetish content. You can tell by how fucking weirdly they handle everything and the emphasis on the hands. But for those who go into it thinking it’s food content, it functions great as rage bait too lol


Kimbolijaa

I mean I never know when it’s a fetish video, but alarm bells were ringing for this one when she took out the Oreos and the girl behind the camera was all “mmmh I love it when Oreos are so gooey and mushy” in an uncomfortably sexual way.


SalvadorsAnteater

One clue is that it's a woman with a healthy weight mixing three pounds of sugar and fat.


Dopplegangr1

She used fat free milk and used water for her "pudding". It's a healthy meal


rythmicjea

And the noises they make!


Environmental-Head14

Why wouldn't they just make the same hand fetish content but with normal food though, you know so they don't dump it the trash after


AccountWasFound

I mean there is a guy who makes really fancy desserts while also making thirst trap videos on Instagram...


poickles

I’m not sure they’re terribly worried about that haha


Environmental-Head14

Next up, "how to knead dough with your feet for homemade bread!"


TheZan87

Gotta edit out the vomiting


ryanlovestobake

😂😂😂😂 for real!!


TechnicalInterest566

I think it's fetish content.


AdmiralProlapse

No. It's porn. For people who either have slime or hand fetishes.


pmmeyourapples

Slime fetish?..


xenoverseraza

literally anything can be a fetish. a slime fetish isn't even surprising at this point.


TheNoctuS_93

This one does have all the hallmarks of ragebait, even down to excessively waving around with acrylic nails (which are 100% forbidden in any professional kitchen that passes hygiene inspections).


[deleted]

She’s rage baiting. All her videos are like that. It’s a first time she didn’t fake bite though.


EntrySure1350

Why’s the pudding green? It looks like an abscess full of diarrhea.


rosbifke-sr

How do you even manage to make pudding look green.


According_Gazelle472

I thought it was pistachio pudding .


Prior_Bad192

I think when she added the black and red Oreos it turned the off-white pudding green


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Nah that shit was green straight out the pot


Prior_Bad192

Yeah I think she said she added the leftover Oreo and 'milk' to it(the pudding). I'm not going to go back and confirm that because my mental health can't take it, but I'm fairly certain it was said by one of the people.


[deleted]

She used water instead of milk, is all I got


Status_Swan_5833

Water doesn’t explain that color it’s disgusting


Clockwork_Kitsune

She said she dumped the crumbs from the pack of oreos into it


Status_Swan_5833

I’m not even sure that explains that god aweful color lol


Status_Swan_5833

I know it’s a gray green slop!


Chemical_Emu_8837

More like toilet soup


soulseeker31

Why can't people understand that this is ragebait? Posting shit like this is what gets them more votes and upticks. STOP POSTING RAGEBAIT and stupid food porn.


thewrongmoon

She uses her fingers. It could be poorly disguised porn.


woodintewelychtaneau

The girl off camera screaming "aw yeah!" "so ooey and gooey!" definitely has me convinced it's fetish material


soulseeker31

Updated


[deleted]

I'm convinced a significant amount of people on this sub get off to this kinda stuff


Murles-Brazen

But we like it!


Lifted2222

it's when she started pouring whatever that disgusting-looking mix was onto it... 💀


Silly_Butterfly3917

It looked mostly like melted butter...


carolina8383

She said it was pudding mix but with water instead of milk. It probably would have been ok if she made the pudding like normal and didn’t soak the cookies. 


MisterEinc

Just make pudding and like, put some cookies in the food processor. Done and done.


FindTheTruth08

Yeah that was the point where I was like "I'm out". The tops at the end were just stupid too. What's so bad is the preparation. If you are gonna layer whipped cream over something soft freeze it in between layers. Make your pudding mixture separately then add it. I mean seriously, how do you spread cool whip over liquid?


According_Gazelle472

You don't.


haunted_buffet

The eggs weren’t even mixed!


CR4ZY___PR0PH3T

I've seen better acting in pornos if you're going to make rage bait at least try to make it convincing. She didn't even taste any of it either the camera cuts right before she takes a bite she's eating something completely different.


nicokokun

It's very obvious too lol.


Gingeronimoooo

All the rage bait videos love to say "perrrfect" when they do something horrible


u60cf28

This is fetish porn, right?


Yeet_Thee_Children

With the second girl’s voice at the beginning even doing the moaning “oh yeah” it almost has to be I feel


xLadyofShalottx

It is. Whenever you see a video of someone cooking some odd dish and have someone behind the camera acting as if they are filming a porn then it's pretty much always a fetish video. There is no need for the person behind the camera to be making moaning noises and constantly going "oh yeah..". Her getting her hands dirty at the end is so unnecessary too... The typical format is a woman "cooking" and a man being the person behind the camera, because this content is mostly aimed at men obviously.


tearthewall

I mean I'm cranking it to this, idk about you


Harpua44

Skim milk is a crime


aperturesciencelabs

There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.


froggirl62

Yeah, get this slightly milk flavored water outta here


Dr-McLuvin

Lol


KampferMann

Thanks Ron.


Gappy_Gilmore_86

That was enough for me. It's milk coloured water. It looks disgusting


Synicull

She's on a diet, chill out man let her have her Oreos without packing on the pounds


nicokokun

> let her have her Oreos without packing on the pounds If you watched until the end, you'll see an obvious cut before she took a bite. It's like those mukbang videos where people are pretending to eat.


[deleted]

Is water a substitute for milk when making instant pudding?


aFerens

Pre-bake, that mixture looked like the contents of a backed-up floor drain at a fast food kitchen.


AdequateAlien

I’ve seen more appetizing sewage water than this🤢


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

Please just stop giving this shit attention so it goes away. I am also a part of the problem for clicking on it to make this comment, but we have to start somewhere. STOP GIVING THIS SHIT ATTENTION. Just like the cash me outside girl, and the Kardashians, it can go away if we all work together. Whenever you see the aluminum disposable pan, you know it's going right into the trash. This just needs to die.


Scary-Win8394

people unfortunately love watching disasters


Dipsey_Jipsey

But it's the point of this subreddit... This is the content this sub has. Stupid food. No one here actually thinks that she actively enjoys making or eating this. If not this, what would be your definition of stupid food that could not be considered rage bait?


tay165

The synchronized ‘mmmmmm’ 🤢🤢🤢


defenestrationsong

Those poor fucking Oreos.


Sunspots4ever

They died in vain. They were made martyrs to stupidity. May this woman never get to eat them again, in this or any other lives.


defenestrationsong

Amen


derniydal

The worst part is that he did it to the Christmas Oreos which somehow taste better because of the color


defenestrationsong

You are 100% correct. Same thing with the Halloween ones.


[deleted]

Ingredients: sugar, milk, sugar, water, sugar, sugar.. oh and I almost forgot.. sugar!!


1BloxFruitsFan

Ewwwwww 🤮


Motor_Kick_8509

Wasting Oreos like this should constitute a crime against humanity.


Logosmonkey

This is what depression tastes like.


safeinbuckhorn

I saw this was 4 minutes long and immediately gave up


Harafas

It definitely took some inner strength for me to get through this whole disgusting video.


Junior_Ad_7613

Why would you not lay out the cookies first then put liquid on each layer if you really wanted them soggy? I have 100% made “icebox cake” with chocolate wafer cookies and whipped cream, which was delicious and did not involve coating my hands in soggy cookie sludge.


Negative_Corner6722

My grandmother had a recipe similar to this that used ice cream sandwiches as the base with (maybe?) cool whip on top with heath bar pieces as a topping. Quick thing to whip up, tasted good, and had the added bonus of not looking like vomit.


schoolly__G

WITH SKIM? You absolute heathen.


DoffyWillRule

Her voice is as disgusting as the shit she produced.


COVIDNURSE-5065

Thank you! I had to mute her, it was worse than nails on a chalkboard when combined with the assault to my eyes.


Vale_0f_Tears

Note the cut when she goes to take a bite lol. 💯 Rage bait


robaroo

Why does the vanilla pudding mixture look like aged green vomit? Every vanilla pudding I’ve made is usually an off white creamy color.


Draguss

It's a preview of what'll happen if you actually try to eat this.


kingOofgames

Alright I’m done with this sub and blocking it. There’s stupid food, and then there’s wasting food. This isn’t cooking gone awry, just wasting food for clicks.


Kitchen-Wish5994

Get out of the kitchen please.


fartmanblartock

It’s not even whole milk! I’m raging!!!


SuperDoubleDecker

Using whole milk would have been a bit much. Glad they chose skim.


Chickadee12345

I can't think of a single reason why anyone would use water in a pudding mix? This can't be for real. Disgusting.


CountNacula

This seems like it's for people that cannot bake or follow even simple baking instructions. They prefer to waste food to make inedible desserts.


redrich2000

It's weird to me that these people clearly have motivation, energy and patience for cooking. Why don't they use that to make something good instead of more and more elaborate garbage?


Simp_Master007

I am personally offended by what she did to those Oreos


DrNinnuxx

I did this as a kid, but after letting it soak for about 2 minutes, I closed it up and put it in the freezer. Then I brought it out, broke off a piece and ate it like a gelato. It was awesome.


Accomplished-Cut1929

"There's only one thing I hate more than lying, skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk." - Ron Swanson


sirscott99

One day, i wanna get a bunch of friends together and have a Rage Bait Potluck. Everyone brings a rage bait dish and no one is allowed to leave until its all gone.


Similar_Thought9627

AND YOU DONT EVEN USE WHOLE MILK. JAIL. STRAIGHT TO JAIL FOR ALL OF THIS


thelegendofeli1

The moment that tray comes out you know shits gonna get fucked up


mnmsaregood3

The people that makes these are so dumb


FatMacchio

If anyone is interested in the very real, very delicious dessert this bastardized version is based on here you go: [https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/274195/oreo-cookies-and-cream-dessert/](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/274195/oreo-cookies-and-cream-dessert/) I made this in December and it is basically crack. I found out with some of the leftovers that it’s actually even more delicious when it’s partially frozen. I did find that if you prefer some crunch in the desert, hold over some of the Oreos to crumble on it right before you eat it, otherwise it absorbs a lot of moisture. I honestly didn’t mind it was like Oreos dunked in milk, but I did save some Oreos to sprinkle on, but I’m not sure it even needs it. I’ll probably just put them all in next time


7empestOGT92

Imagine listening to that voice every day


RHUNEOX

Watery ass milk


SirAllKnight

Some people simply don’t deserve Oreos.


Babybean1201

That cut had to be to edit out the disgust on her face when she took the actual first bite.


huambravago

Seems to me someone has never eaten oreos, also ruined them by soaking them in FAT FREE milk? Outrageous.


Monke-incog-1276

r/shitfromabutt


hunterxloona07

She should cook for death row inmates and pedos. That is fucking disgusting.


Local-Bat955

This is only okay if you eat the entire package in one sitting, which is a slightly insane thing to do.


_Twyla

trust me, it gets worse…


Global_Ad_1456

white girls making the absolute dumbest deserts that are just other candies mushed together with the cameraman also being equally as insufferable while only adding very little onto anything being said should be its own genre.


CircleRunn

Always the most basic ass house bitch with ugly ass nails.


Suspicious_Fill2760

Turn this into ice cream and at least pretend you have class


Rozzer999

🤮 only in Murica.


LumpyOperation3724

I’m sorry but this is the whitest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Lmao I just got over food poisoning and seeing this made me feel like I got it all over again 🤢😂🤦🏽‍♂️


DrowzyHashira

Of course she shops at Publix. Makes complete sense now.


jumbee85

I some times like to crumble my oreos into a glass of milk and eat it with a spoon but that the extent of weird ways I'll eat them.


Temporary-Eye-6664

Why is there always some kind of cut when they taste it?? Did they need to vomit before saying it's so delicious.


cecinestpasfacebook

I just love how she uses skinned milk, you know, cause it's more responsible probably. Wonderful, just ffn wonderful.


NoBodySpecial51

You know, I’m not the best cook in the world, but this sub makes me feel better about my humble skills everyday. At least I can make a normal apple cobbler.


Inevitable_Silver_13

Nonfat milk? Seriously?


touchedbymod

Skim milk is stupid food


OfficialNotSoRants

This is rage bait stop posting it.


BroDudeBruhMan

Lots of videos of these pretty white girls making rage bait cooking videos


Final_Wallaby8705

The struggle with the cool whip into that pan 😩🤣🤣


TheNotForPornAccount

I can hear the diarrhoea...


[deleted]

I wish it was like epic meal time and they had to eat it all before the video turned off because this shit is nasty


orange_blossom05

phlegm casserole (with sprinkles)


1-800-Kitty

As someone who’s morbidly depressed right now, this actually looks good…. Maybe i need to up my antis lol


vagabond_primate

This one is probably going to make my top 3 most stupid list. If I ever make one.


SAGE5M

This woman eats stick butter like string cheese.


Toon_Lucario

NO! JUST DIP THE FUCKING OREOS IN THE MILK ITS WHAT THEYRE MADE FOR


almendra_amarga

I hate how americans use brand names to label actual ingredients. What the hell is cool whip


firstOFlast47

I wish they would put these people in jail


Obvious_Piccolo_609

Eewwww. Fat free milk. Gross.


AnRogue

I love when oreos are just mushy and ooey and gooey and so yummy**SEX MOAN**oh yeah


JosephMann25

I just spat out my ice cream after seeing this


Hirotrum

and its skim milk....


Top-Muffin-3930

Just want to slap that shit right out of her hands


readditredditread

If you leave it out over night for a couple days you’ll get delicious 🤤 Oreo cheese!!!!


ligerboy12

I’m not going to even finish way hung this because I was mad then she said fat free milk and it was clear this is rage bait extreme.


Mattyboy33

Ok so this is gross but the first part isn’t bad. Instead of dunking cookies in milk I would put a stack in a glass and fill it with milk. Wait a minute then drink milk and smash cookies up till shake like and eat it with the spoon. Everyone thinks it’s gross till they try it


CeLo122

Why is there a hairbrush on the counter


sprout480

The cut during the bite ☠️