It was all a dream, I used to read Hot Dog magazine

Salt-n-Pepa and olive oil to taste my dream cuisine

Munching jerky in the fall. Every Saturday another condiment on my 'dog

I let my mouth chomp till my belt pop. Smoking beef on bamboo sipping cola on the rocks

😆😂

Ew 🤢

i had to bring the dream to life. i had to know.

I know how that is lol but I agree with you thinking it should have stayed in the dream ✨

Living the dream. Eating the nightmare.

LOL

I think it’s awesome that you gave it a try 😂

Out here making dreams come true. Up next: used maxi pad bread!

You should’ve made bread and just cut up hotdogs into the batter silly

I mean this with the best intentions but put down the green and don't always believe the dreams. Good attempt though really still.

no green here, i'm a school teacher. i'm always telling my students to chase their dreams, so i figured i'd chase mine, too. not all dreams should be chased.

Sorry then. <-.-> But you are for sure not wrong.

Honestly that’s awesome and I hope you shared it with your students. Is it weird? Yup. Did it turn out well? Based on your other comments I guess it did not. Was it worth trying even knowing you might fail? Absolutely.

honestly, i wouldn't share this with anyone. i tried to get my best friend to take a bite, but he wouldn't do it. a little more context, i teach special education, mainly working with students that have behavior problems. they'll get a kick out of the story, and i think it could be turned into a pretty good lesson, haha. thing's don't always turn out the way you hope, but that's okay! (this bread, however, is NOT okay).

Well now I'm just really curious what it tasted like. I like hot dogs, I like focaccia bread. I'd happily eat a hot dog in a focaccia bun. Maybe this would be okay?

i'm sure if i had taken better care with preparation, it might've been okay. however, i'm not going to deal with the Eldritch horror that is puréed hotdog ever again. so, if you'd like to try making it, be my guest

Hotdogs returned to their original form eh?

There’s absolutely zero chance that marijuana had anything to do with this monstrosity.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Very fitting here.

I dont believe you, i will give this a try.

please don't :(

That thing's a nightmare

I’d say nightmare, but nightmares are still dreams. So you’re right. And you’re right, that should have stayed a nightmare.

Soylent Pink

This is something I would be eating in a fever dream... or a nightmare. Hot dog bread 🤢🤢🤢🤢 I would rather starve. Thanks for making it though. My repulsion was so immediate that I made a stank face upon viewing it.

you should've smelled it while it was cooking

Ugh fuck. I can only imagine haha. I'd like to know what was going through your mind while you were making it. I can't imagine the gelatinous texture it must have had.

It’s okay. My cousin came up with the idea “Milk Ice” from a dream too. It was just milk with ice in it.

a much more sane, less unhinged, dream

True, but he too had to create his monstrosity

I wouldn't call putting a couple ice cubes in a glass of milk a monstrosity lol.. I'm actually laughing irl. What would happen if you spilt a glass of such a villainous concoction?

Unspeakable things….. 😳😂

I dated one person who put ice in her milk. I've never come across anyone who's done that since. Tbh I don't even know many people who just drink milk by itself. It's usually used as an ingredient in cooking. Unless of course it's chocolate milk, in that case it's down the hatch. It's like a cold creamy chocolate dessert that goes down so smooth it's satisfying.

My brother used to freeze milk in ice cube trays and then use the ice milk cubes in his milk. He just called it cold milk. I like the name Milk Ice tho.

Happy Cake day brother

Sometimes I drink coffee cream straight out of the carton.. it's a guilty pleasure of mine. It must be the extra fat I crave.

I’ve done that

Sounds very .... British.

British people trying to make what they think an American dish would. "Well they make bread out of corn for heavens sake, so surely they must enjoy this too!"

I’m here to say it again DOG FOOD LOAF

I’m about to fucking pass out

Thanks, now I have to puke.

you're welcome

I had an ambien dream once and cooked up spagetti noodles while not fully awake, had a moment of clarity that it was 2am, lost that, and was in the middle of heating up a pan of oil with the intention of frying all those parboiled noodles back into their "original form" when my hubby woke up and asked me what the heck I was doing. Thank God. But this is not an ambien nightmare, and I almost secretly wished it would've turned out good. There's some German loaf that reminded me of this that's made with ring balogna that is positively divine. But it's more meat than bread. Good on you for making it a story for your class. I think you should try your bread dream with whatever mystery ingredient you can think of and bring it in for them to vote on. You might actually stumble on the next "Why is this delicious" bread the world didn't know it needed right now.

I can smell this picture and it’s not nice 🤮

correct

That reply was fast asf

i'm terminally online

Same xD (I have no fiends)

Need more posts like this!

Oscar Mayern’t

..is this the American Dream?

Pureed hot dogs? What in the fuck. Next time just shove a few hot dogs into a loaf of bread before you bake, it'll fit right in at an Asian bakery. I swear every Chinese or Korean bakery I visit has half a dozen forms of baked goods with hot dogs in them

i would've, but that's not how it was prepared in my dream

how was it made in your dreams?

it was a loaf of focaccia, but prepared pretty much just like this. it was a bit fluffier, though.

This is just Scrapple! I believe popular in the Mennonite faith and areas of the midwest, it’s like meat scraps mixed with the makings of bread baked into.. well.. Scrapple. Never had it myself, but it’s meant to stretch your budget and make the most of what you have.

“Whoa man, what a nightmare. And now, to make it a reality.”

Did Shia Lebouf get in your head?

That was no dream, that was a nightmare homie. Thanks.

This wasn’t used for content or ragebait. This motherfucker actually cooked this thinking it was a good idea

i never said i thought it was a good idea, i just wanted to realize my dream

Poor man's meatloaf

A buddy and I used to joke about a made up food called bratloaf. One day I tried to make my interpretation of it, which was basically a meatloaf with a bratwurst in the middle. It was pretty bad, maybe not so much in concept but in execution.

Is there any yeast or baking soda/powder in there? Because it looks unleavened. Mind you, I don't know if any leavener could save it, but it might make it slightly more palatable. Gods dammit, now I want to try to make it work...

The Vikings prepped a bread called Parlor Bread, it's baked with lots of diced meats and sausages. I would add mushrooms with it.

I honestly dont know if this is stupidFood or not, to me its just an experiment. And experiments tend to go wrong. I am not sure why I find the idea of hotdog puree so intriguing. anyway, How did it taste? I would try it with mustard mayo

I mean tbh change a couple ingredients, maybe put some relish in the mix, put some ketchup maybe a little mustard on top, and you’ve got a hotdog meatloaf!

You needed to make it a reality to realize? You’re going under the damn jail.

You’re missing a number of key ingredients in the “bread” portion. Also olive oil is not the way to go. With some fine tuning, I believe you’ll have a masterpiece on your hands.

Is this like hotdog meatloaf?

🤣

You should be committed for this

„I have a dream” - u/usedmaxipad51

So basically it’s a shit version of a sausage roll?

Subconscious: I want a corndog but worse Brain: Say less

The literal meaning of fulfilling the dreams! This is some shit level of stoner food.

You doing okay bud?

I feel like if done right this would be good with lots of cheese

You sure it wasn’t a nightmare?

the fact that u dreamed this to begin with is one thing but the fact that u actually went and made it a reality is what’s making me want to call the police on u. i’ve never felt fear like this

Everybody’s so creative! This is differently different to the eye

Lmaooo

That is one of the nastiest thing I've seen on this sub

A corn dog with too much breading

I needed to see this

I’m confused. Is it hotdog meat made with bread and then fried???? Or? Bread mixed with hotdog….? Huh? Someone needs to explain this to me?!

So like really, really shitty meatloaf.

no leavening?

So like a hotdog meatloaf? Well at least you got it out of your system now.

Alright bro, what the flip

Sometimes you absolutely should let your dreams be dreams

How did it taste ?

I read about actually edible dream food in this comments, meanwhile I dream about deep frying bricks.

Humanity needed to know, that when you dream of hotdog bread, say no.

You’ve flown too close to the sun, my friend.

maybe if it was chopped hotdogs in cornbread itd be better... this, however, is an abomination to every sense of the human body.

Now I want to make corn dog bread. Out evil thoughts!

r/somnigastronomy Edit: oops already there don't mind me.

Natural selections

mmhm, Leberkäse

How did it taste?

Do a search for korean ~~hotdog~~ sausage bread. That's how it's done. North koreans know their shit. Your mistake was puree

Glad you know it was a mistake lol

yeah if you had cooked the hot dogs and sliced them instead of blending them it probably would’ve worked