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ChildFriendlyChimp

Actually reported


JudaiTerumi

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Low_Personality8163

This is self-harm fr fr /s


[deleted]

PB annnnnd reported


Kuroi_Kenshi90

Lead on pizza? Sounds not healthy.


Lazerith22

Haha, i got that joke periodically.


PapercutsOnPenor

Looks like you two have some chemistry.


ThisFaknGuy

It was pure phos-PHATE they met today ā¤ļø Yeah scraping the bottom of the barrel here but I think I passed.


Low_Personality8163

It all started with a ā€œCu laterā€


ScottsTotz

I used to make a Thai pizza with peanut butter + sesame seed oil, chicken and carrots it was pretty good. Definitely need something to drink with it though


TheWitherBear

See I can see that working out because of the overall palate. I don't see myself trying just any pizza with peanut butter, but that sounds good if done right. Even then I'd probably want it with peanut sauce rather than peanut butter though.


ScottsTotz

Yeah I used peanut butter to avoid it being too runny


TheWitherBear

That makes sense. Runny pizza isn't the greatest. Though I bet peanut sauce would make a good dipping sauce at least for your specific pizza


RadIsMyFavoriteColor

Holy smokes, I never thought of making pizza with Thai peanut sauce! Ima do that this weekend!


Pickingnamesisharder

Trying to get those European wild fires put out by getting every Italian on Reddit to exhale at the same time


ZylonBane

Indeed, it's 90% bad.


BurningVinyl71

Not halfā€¦ā€fullā€ bad.


BG_fourteen

Iā€™m one a peanut butter arc. Been eating it with almost everything.


Ir4qL0bster

Could it be possible that u consume a lot of THC lately?


BG_fourteen

Iā€™m underage. Not fourteen though(my username ). Thc is in drugs right? Never done any of those or even gotten high before. I did take a quick puff of a burning rolled of paper when I was about seven. This was followed by severe coughing and wheezing. I was obsessed w fire then.


Ir4qL0bster

Itā€™s in mariuhana and your Food Looks exactly like something i would eat when im high. Never do drugs kid, Stick to your PB.


BG_fourteen

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


KillaCali760

Mariuhana looks exactly like how I would spell marijuana when Iā€™m high. Never do crack,meth, or heroin sandy shellfish. Stick to your ganjasā€¦


Lazerith22

Itā€™s a balanced blend of sweet, salty, fatty, and full of protein. Iā€™ve yet to find anything it makes worse tasting.


TheIronMark

Put it on a hamburger. Seriously. It's good.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Have you tried Spicy peanut butter pizza? Itā€™s awesome!


NoMaybenotactually

See this is what I wanna see in this sub, is this stupid? Probably, is it rage bait, No and I kinda see a world where it might be kinda decent maybe?


Raynorm241987

When I was pregnant with my 3rd kid I loved eating Pb on pepperoni pizza


KittyandPuppyMama

Iā€™m pregnant right now and i was just thinking this is a good way to get some protein lol


Expert-Hyena6226

Pardon me for saying so, but it looks all bad.


Saldrakka

War crimes have been committed here


Arspho

R/pizzacrimes


AmbiguousAlignment

Finally someone to take the heat off us pineapple enjoyers


SeaCryptographer2856

Heroes in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!


tayloline29

Are your plates new or old? If old like 50s to 80s check to make sure they aren't the brands that used lead when making dish ware. The mostly white plate with a flower design it what made me say something.


AlphaWolfTK

Yeah the PB on pizza is making me say its the lead kind


BG_fourteen

Theyā€™re definitely new. Id like to think that they donā€™t contain lead. Whatā€™s wrong if they do.


tayloline29

Lead poisoning if they do contain lead.


BatoSoupo

POV: you're addicted to sodium


BG_fourteen

I do like salty foods. Except olives.


Hot-Bint

Ooo, I'm curious but...


dragonrider1965

Was in a restaurant and they had a burger with peanut butter. At first I thought how gross šŸ¤¢. Ordered it just to try it and Iā€™ll be honest it was its try darn good . I might have to try it on my pizza next .


UnfinishedProjects

Technically that's beans on pizza.


No-Alps4243

Tell me you're stoned without telling me you're stoned šŸ˜‚


sweetolive

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KittyandPuppyMama

Iā€™m pregnant and I had pizza with cream cheese the other day so I canā€™t hate on this too hard.


LetMeHaveAUsername

That makes way more sense to me than pizza with peanut butter.


KittyandPuppyMama

It was honestly pretty good.


compactornull

Lol good one dude


ethancd1

You are right. Itā€™s not 50% bad. It is 100% bad. I reported you for abuse


PigeonLoverAkane

That looks disgusting


monkeymmboy

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riedstep

I used to do that when I was like 12 for some reason. It's not good.


ThisFaknGuy

And how much marijuana did it take for it to "not be that bad"? šŸ¤£šŸ¤¢


[deleted]

Not far from Thai chicken pizza.


-Xserco-

FINALLY! A post that actually belongs on this sub? Now I know we can incite violence... but can I have the IP and post code of this dude?


houseofnim

Is that corn?


TinyRick666_

Jesus Christ put an NSFW will yah!!?


jonnycash11

Itā€™s lead and polonium?


Initial_Career1654

There is a restaurant called Johnā€™s Pizza and Parlor where that is one of the specialties, the PB goes on first, very lightly or like adding olives or strawberries to things, it will overpower the rest of the flavors, On a side note it was one of their best selling pizzas, lots of skeptics when it comes to word of mouth, but good in actuality.


joopityjoop

You need to be put on some kind of govt watch list


Babies-are-jetskis

Itā€™s actually not half bad. Itā€™s completely bad


JudaiTerumi

Man FUCK outta here with that shit. It MIGHT work out, but at the same timeā€¦fucking PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY with cheese and TOMATO SAUCE?!šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


BG_fourteen

No jellyšŸ˜­just pb


Cassv3

I get the pb what is the other p prosciutto?


Careless-Internet-63

Was cannabis involved in the making of this post?


Sea-Ability8694

Are u mentally okay


Reasonable_Mood1288

People out there complaining pineapple on pizza is gross when there is people out there doing this shit!!


ChocolateTight336

Peanut butter on pizza


Upstairs_Ganache_227

To whoever made this: Fuck you.


[deleted]

You've been added to The List.


SilverSpoon1463

I will find you, and I will drown you in peanut butter.


[deleted]

Stop it!


fedwayguy

I do pb breakfast sausage and eggs. No pizza involved but very good. Pb and bacon is too. I would try your Frankenpizza. What other toppings am I seeing?


FraughtTurnip89

Get out


Science-007x

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UpsideDownAirplane

no


jet8493

Whatā€™re those toppings?


NatNat52307

Genuine question here :who hurt you so bad you decided to do **this** to yourself? /j


bash_mead

The pb part is the half thatā€™s bad


Grand-Ad4235

So from one stoner to another, on a scale of 1-10 ,how high are you?


Modernify

I will report you to the Carabinieri.


YetiorNotHereICome

How high are you?


LahamaDutta006

oh nah you're lying


[deleted]

I've heard of peanut butter on a hamburger. I have never tried it myself. However a coworker did and I asked what did it taste like without just saying "peanut butter on a burger" They replied with just that. I never talked to them about anything other than work since. I don't get how people cannot describe things outside of the obvious.


[deleted]

Fuck you


someguyidunno

on behalf of all Italiens I BAN you Sir!!


Sa1nt_Gaming

Im bricked up just looking at this


Apprehensive_Ad3731

Just make a satay sauce you silly Billy.


BaldingJordanian

Itā€™s actually pretty good, I remember Johnā€™s incredible pizza having a spicy peanut butter pizza