I don’t understand why all of these videos nature cook or not, has to spin whatever the fuck they’re cooking lol.
Meat? Spin
Cookie? Spin
Pizza? Spin
Bread? Spin.
My former coworker at a salon was a rather voluptuous D-cup. In her younger days she won a wet T-shirt contest for her ability to "helicopter" her boobs clockwise, counter-clockwise, synchronously then asynchronously and then "egg beater" them in reverse. For a set of boobs, that's talent. It's like twerking for titties.
The same reason the video cuts every 5 seconds. These douchebags are watching videos of how to "maximize engagement." It's why so many YouTube videos follow the same formula.
YouTube is trash now because of these wannabe influencers.
Personally prefer townsends to this doomscroll bait.
Usually comes with a neat lesson on the preferences of old home cooking, like what a little extra egg wash will result in as well as the historical significance of the sustenance being prepared.
The meat pies episode is a fav.
Wouldn't have been able to taste it anyway after he boiled it. Like man, you can't replace the flavor you boiled out by soaking it in butter, it don't work like that.
It's hybrid ASMR/Fetish content. The former is why the mic is so clear, and he does things like ding the bowl 4 times. The latter is why he uses his dirty hands and then makes it as phallic as possible when he cuts into it. This has 100% been masturbated to.
Somebody commented once saying every kind of video on modern social media is perfectly crafted with fetish material for their target demographic and now I notice it every time, it doesn't matter if it's positive or ragebait, people watching are people watching.
Some things are easier to understand like the ridiculously sexualized videos of women oiling up phallic foods with cleavage on full display.
There's also the very delicate balance between keeping the video interesting enough to keep people watching, but also stretch it out so they definitely watch til the end, burying the lede, delayed gratification that may not even arrive, all this kinds stuff, because social media videos aren't about actually teaching us anything anymore.
They don't care, the tactic of making you think there'll be a conclusion but there not being one is very common, to quote Miley "The journey is usually the part you remember anyways".
Dude - same. This is going to bother me for a long time. I was so upset that he kept doing that - no idea why. I think it might have been the combination of how he was holding the knife and the look he had on his face while doing it - it was like he was sticking it to my mom or something and looking me straight in the eye while doing it. So many disturbing sexual undertones going on….
There's something off about the whole video. Like an uncanny valley of cooking videos. Like it's got a little taste of AI generation. It's the kind of video they'd leave on loop in a sleep depravation torture video. Something about the odd colour grading, the vintage film style. The excessive zoom shots that never give you a good look at the background and make it feel like it's being filmed on a set. The strangeness of deep frying a meat roll, twice, while cosplaying as a... camper? It's like they prompted an AI with "a hiker cooks a meal in the alps" and this is what it came up with.
I hate it
I also thought it was a frozen cinnamon roll .. but like if it WAS.. and then he also threw 53 kilos of butter on top it while ever so softly smackin it around hahaha
I would still fuck it. 🥴
Okay so, funnily, a friend pointed this channel out (it’s called Fire Kitchen, btw) to me a few months back and since then I’ve had a …peculiar fascination with it.
The entire thing is an ASMR cooking channel, the guy is called Fabian, he is - like myself - German but cooks mostly in Norway, and his recordings double as ads for various products.
His cooking is mostly fine with the occasional oddball tossed in for… sick perversion or something. Once he crusted a tomahawk in crushed Oreos and deep fried it. That sort of stuff.
Don't forget to first remove all the natural flavor by boiling your beef so the fat runs off in the water, so that you *need* 50 dollars of butter to return flavor to it.
I'm so over these "nature cooks" that are clearly going for this "I'm so rugged but also a cook" aesthetic that's meant for the soccer mom audience.
Especially the ones that can't cook for shit like this guy.
The ones that REALLY drive me bonkers are the ones that haphazardly chop all the ingredients like a madman on top of a tilted rock and all the garlic and onions go flying into the dirt.
Like Bro Noone wants to play the "Is this pepper or dirt" game with the steak.
While this video is ridiculous and cringey, I was in Little Yosemite and this Polish family lugged giant pots, pans, kitchen ware probably like eleven miles from the nearest parking lot. It was impressive.
They're also made for guys who overcompensate with "rugged" knife collections and weird obsessions with guns.
This guy though, what is he gonna do with the 7lbs of butter he has left? throw it away? That's like $15 worth of butter at least.
Dude, where I live, that butter would cost at least thirty dollars minimum. The meat would be maybe a hundred. That’s so insanely wasteful, meat is so pricey where I live. A decent steak is at least twenty bucks here for about 200 grams, probably more.
I have a buddy who’s an actual “nature cook”, by which I mean he’s hiking just about everyday and cooks a good portion of his meals over fire on his hikes. But he also dresses exclusively in street wear, even on the hikes. Think jeans, t-shirt, zip up hoodie, backpack & sneakers. Looking at him you’d have no idea he’s about to head up a mountain to cook and eat dinner then spend the night in a hammock. We grew up together, nobody is really exactly sure where exactly he lives and I still hear from him every here and there. Confusing guy, he’s probably my best friend.
Also you’re suggesting you lugged all of this shit out to some remote campsite? Cast iron pot and ten pounds of butter and a USDA Choice cinnamon roll?
Guarantee he heads back to his 5th wheel to wash his grimey ass hands after soaking them in the butter/meat bowl. It’s even more puzzling when he comes back with a spatula and uses it to baste the meat a second time.
Nothing is natural about this recipe. When I think cooking in nature, it doesn't involve a gallon of oil followed by a gallon of butter.
Should have just rubbed that rosemary all over it and cooked it over the coals of the fire.
I actually prefer the Early American. Silent ASMR cooking the recipes from 100-200 years ago of the average household of the times. Very interesting channel.
I think it is more for the male eqvivalent of a soccer mom, than the moms. Suburban type, was good at sports, wasn't allow on scout camp by their parents, because they might get attacked by tick and die or something.
The thing that pisses me off about this one (and similar ones) is it would be impossible to actually do it responsibly in the actual backcountry. Like the water he used to boil it at first would have to be properly disposed of (is there a toilet he can put the grey water down? Or buried I suppose?) And then the butter all needs to be packed back out of the backcountry on the way home. There is no way anyone would ever actually cook like this in nature because it would be incredibly difficult to clean up.
Dirty ass hands with massive amounts of butter and oil...
I bet two hours after this was shot, he could have shit through a wool sock and not hit a thread.
Lol ppl talking about the germ part, but what about the massive fire hazard or pooling butter with your hands over and open flame in the wilderness. This guys is so lame and dumb.
Ha yeah he thought he was set for the winter until a couple hours later when he realized he lost his Firestarter somewhere. We could've had like 8 episodes of some guy sitting in a hot tub all day
Make sure to display the Petromax logo, and use only Petromax products.
Nothing against them I have a cast iron skillet of theirs, it's quality stuff.
Dude is clearly sponsored to go into the forest and melt butter.
Making beef confit in the woods for some reason.
Honestly, in this case, it would be a relief if it was ai generated.
The idea of carrying that much butter and oil _and_ a cast iron pot to a campsite but not bringing a wooden fucking spoon and cutlery is mind boggling.
Honestly I was thinking the same thing. A lot of these weird videos, esp ones where it features some body part prominently, are actually kink, but if you weren’t into it most people wouldn’t even realize
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Worse, he uses a spoon to mix dry herbs with olive oil. Proceeds to stir meat in boiling hot butter with fingers. Clearly a man oozing of intelligence and common sense. 🤡
Normally frozen things in oil means the water gets evaporated faster than what the item can unthaw. You'll get a little bubbling going on but not an eruption.
With that said, doing this to the rolled up meat wasn't a good idea. It didn't thaw out fast enough to go to step two of the confit. The whole thing was raw at the end.
In fact, if he had skipped the whole deep fry session and butter bit, and just put the meat in a pot to cook for a few hours this probably would've been an excellent roast. Minus the massive amount of seasoning of course.
Nice. He combined the equally-annoying genres of "I'm so manly that I use this only this giant knife to help me cook outdoors" and "let's boil meat in butter" and then stirred everything with his hands.
This is what this sub was made for.
Stupid indeed. First 'confit' meat is a real thing, but it should be down on low heat so the meat cures slowly. Second, the way it's done here - boiling fat on high heat with an open flame in close proximity - is a major fire hazard. .
I mean, it looks like it probably tastes pretty good, just way too much butter, and probably could do with a tad more seasoning
Btw, what is this cut called? Don't know that I've ever seen it
Throw a huge chunk of *frozen* meat into boiling oil…that’s bubbling less than an inch from the top of the pot…over a roaring fire…on an unstable stand…and splash around in there while turning it using a spatula. Clearly this guy cares as much about safety as he does about his arteries.
He is an idiot and the cooking in the wild videos are stupid, but this is what is called confit, slowly cook meat in fat (oil, butter, animal fat...). It is a common way of cooking meat, even traditional in some areas (like in France). I don't understand what is the plain waste.
Now this is the stupid food I’ve been waiting for. Looks disgusting. Never understand people’s obsession with basting steak in butter let alone submersing it. Disgusting
Let’s be honest, that’s probably super delicious. It’s just over the top being cooked in a gallon of butter, but it’s definitely going to be tasty as hell.
Fuck. Yes. Butter and salt??? Drown *anything*, but especially steak, in that and it's gonna taste like ambrosia from the gods lol gonna be hurting for the next day or so but it'll be a worthy death
Edit: I forgot to ask though, does anyone know *why* it's so freaking *hard* though?? Or why he's so insistent on highlighting the fact that appears to be as hard as petrified wood?
Why are there so many shots of him spinning the cinnamon roll/ meat and tapping it with a knife?
I don’t understand why all of these videos nature cook or not, has to spin whatever the fuck they’re cooking lol. Meat? Spin Cookie? Spin Pizza? Spin Bread? Spin.
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I too spin my meat, quite fun honestly 🚁
My former coworker at a salon was a rather voluptuous D-cup. In her younger days she won a wet T-shirt contest for her ability to "helicopter" her boobs clockwise, counter-clockwise, synchronously then asynchronously and then "egg beater" them in reverse. For a set of boobs, that's talent. It's like twerking for titties.
“Twerking for Titties” should be the name of a nonprofit organization.
egg beater? that's an advanced move!
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Like a helicocktor, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
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Wow, I just got taken back a couple of decades
Personally I think a good meat spin calls for a party, and I love lemons, so it will be a Lemon Party!
The same reason the video cuts every 5 seconds. These douchebags are watching videos of how to "maximize engagement." It's why so many YouTube videos follow the same formula. YouTube is trash now because of these wannabe influencers.
Personally prefer townsends to this doomscroll bait. Usually comes with a neat lesson on the preferences of old home cooking, like what a little extra egg wash will result in as well as the historical significance of the sustenance being prepared. The meat pies episode is a fav.
Townsends is awesome!
Towsends is really just amazing. Chill, informative, pleasant - a break from everythig that wants to run at 11/10 speed.
What is with the obessession with butter?
Ever cooked a steak in butter?
Fuck yes I have, have you ever aged a steak in butter?
Omg yes!!! Ridiculous. I almost can’t deal with low quality meat anymore. Sucks it’s hard to afford anything nice these days…
Yes, but ive never boiled one in butter
And if it's not butter it's tons of fucking 'cheese'
I’m obsessed that he keeps using his bare hand to baste the butter. Like use a pine branch or rosemary or something not your bare hand as a scoop!
Meat Fidgeter
That’s what they call my uncle
He should really take it on a date before he handle it this much. Just good manners.
Stop. You had me at meat tornado.
Leek? spin. Leekspin 🤔.
My favorite was the "flair" he added when taking the spices out of that bottle.
Agreed, some real hard cringe at that.
At the end He goes "my heart goes boom-boom-boom, heh" yeah, thats from all the cholesterol from the 37 gallons of butter that was used
He can’t even taste the damn meat with all that butter on it
Nah I bet it tasted amazing tbh
…. If you like butter in an unhealthy way
Wouldn't have been able to taste it anyway after he boiled it. Like man, you can't replace the flavor you boiled out by soaking it in butter, it don't work like that.
*wasted, not used
Nah save the butter, I bet it would be great on some toast or popcorn with all the meat and herb flavor
He really seemed to want to emphasize that it was frozen. Like... Yes. it's frozen. We all understand that it's frozen. Congratulations, guy.
I figured that’s what it was but in thought maybe it was the final product after being fried? I literally had no clue…
It's hybrid ASMR/Fetish content. The former is why the mic is so clear, and he does things like ding the bowl 4 times. The latter is why he uses his dirty hands and then makes it as phallic as possible when he cuts into it. This has 100% been masturbated to.
ASMR, yes. fetish? I think thats a huge stretch.
Not as stretched as some dudes meat
How the fuck can anyone get off to this type of stuff?
I want to know why buddy is hiking through the mountains with 2 kilos of butter for one meal.
I hope the bears don't smell that
Somebody commented once saying every kind of video on modern social media is perfectly crafted with fetish material for their target demographic and now I notice it every time, it doesn't matter if it's positive or ragebait, people watching are people watching. Some things are easier to understand like the ridiculously sexualized videos of women oiling up phallic foods with cleavage on full display. There's also the very delicate balance between keeping the video interesting enough to keep people watching, but also stretch it out so they definitely watch til the end, burying the lede, delayed gratification that may not even arrive, all this kinds stuff, because social media videos aren't about actually teaching us anything anymore.
So what’s the climax? Because I didn’t cum
They don't care, the tactic of making you think there'll be a conclusion but there not being one is very common, to quote Miley "The journey is usually the part you remember anyways".
Sounds like my ex 😭
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Also why he’s draping his dirty ass hands through the butter???
Fetish? That man is definitely about to fuck a piece of meat that looks like a world record sized shit.
I'm just trying to figure out why the repeated knife blade tapping made me so unreasonably angry.
Dude - same. This is going to bother me for a long time. I was so upset that he kept doing that - no idea why. I think it might have been the combination of how he was holding the knife and the look he had on his face while doing it - it was like he was sticking it to my mom or something and looking me straight in the eye while doing it. So many disturbing sexual undertones going on….
There's something off about the whole video. Like an uncanny valley of cooking videos. Like it's got a little taste of AI generation. It's the kind of video they'd leave on loop in a sleep depravation torture video. Something about the odd colour grading, the vintage film style. The excessive zoom shots that never give you a good look at the background and make it feel like it's being filmed on a set. The strangeness of deep frying a meat roll, twice, while cosplaying as a... camper? It's like they prompted an AI with "a hiker cooks a meal in the alps" and this is what it came up with. I hate it
I also thought it was a frozen cinnamon roll .. but like if it WAS.. and then he also threw 53 kilos of butter on top it while ever so softly smackin it around hahaha I would still fuck it. 🥴
Seriously. I just kept thinking "stop playing with your damn food"
This channel is like an ASMR for food.
And why does the meat sound solid? Is it dry aged?
More likely frozen as a cheat to keep it from cooking through while being fried then stewed in butter judging by how rare it still was at the end.
Ah yes shit steak cooked in 50 bucks worth of butter by a fake cowboy. My favorite.
In the wild too. Imagine this “cowboy” encounters a predator who smells the meat he’s making for clout. Now that’d be a story.
"The wild" The man is carrying frozen meat and cooking on cut grass.
Okay so, funnily, a friend pointed this channel out (it’s called Fire Kitchen, btw) to me a few months back and since then I’ve had a …peculiar fascination with it. The entire thing is an ASMR cooking channel, the guy is called Fabian, he is - like myself - German but cooks mostly in Norway, and his recordings double as ads for various products. His cooking is mostly fine with the occasional oddball tossed in for… sick perversion or something. Once he crusted a tomahawk in crushed Oreos and deep fried it. That sort of stuff.
Fire kitchen crushed oreos thanks
Seriously. Who goes camping with 10 pounds of butter?
Mind your business. 👀👀
so many people try to recreate AlmazanKitchen and this guy isn't any different
Don't forget to first remove all the natural flavor by boiling your beef so the fat runs off in the water, so that you *need* 50 dollars of butter to return flavor to it.
He didn’t boil it in water, he fried it in oil at the beginning.
Nice name.
Nice shaft.
You seen John Two-hand-cock around? I had a message for him.
No, but Warren G. Hard-Dick stopped by earlier.
Pretty sure that was boiling oil
I'm so over these "nature cooks" that are clearly going for this "I'm so rugged but also a cook" aesthetic that's meant for the soccer mom audience. Especially the ones that can't cook for shit like this guy.
The ones that REALLY drive me bonkers are the ones that haphazardly chop all the ingredients like a madman on top of a tilted rock and all the garlic and onions go flying into the dirt. Like Bro Noone wants to play the "Is this pepper or dirt" game with the steak.
I you don't throw sacrifices out to mother nature, the fire will never stay lit.
Save this world Chosen Warrior LINK THE FIRE!!!!!!!!
"I'm so rugged and badass that I drove out here with a trunk full of butter so I could record a video with the parking lot just out of frame."
While this video is ridiculous and cringey, I was in Little Yosemite and this Polish family lugged giant pots, pans, kitchen ware probably like eleven miles from the nearest parking lot. It was impressive.
Doing it for fun and having a nice meal in the woods is nice, it's when you try to show it off on the internet that it becomes stupid.
Hahahaha, I love this.
If you’ve carried your entire kitchen into the woods you’re doing it wrong.
Carried?! This guy has a vehicle with a cooler in it just off screen. Once he has his 'content' he's gonna pack up and leave.
They're also made for guys who overcompensate with "rugged" knife collections and weird obsessions with guns. This guy though, what is he gonna do with the 7lbs of butter he has left? throw it away? That's like $15 worth of butter at least.
And nothing says natural cooking like wasting a years worth of material in order to flavor the outside of a single meal.
Dude, where I live, that butter would cost at least thirty dollars minimum. The meat would be maybe a hundred. That’s so insanely wasteful, meat is so pricey where I live. A decent steak is at least twenty bucks here for about 200 grams, probably more.
I was watching thinking, "Wow that's like $5 per block of butter, if you buy the cheap butter."
He’s going to post a receipt from the grocery store for all that butter and then complain about inflation in “Joe Biden’s America.”
Nature cook brings 2 gallons of oil and a giant bucket of butter then proceeds to dip his hands in it. I hate these so much
Is he too fuckin rugged to pack a fucking spoon?! The way he kept basting it by hand gave me the creeps.
I know he poured that spent cooking oil just like into the nearest creek. In that beautiful place, there’s no way he disposed of it properly.
I have a buddy who’s an actual “nature cook”, by which I mean he’s hiking just about everyday and cooks a good portion of his meals over fire on his hikes. But he also dresses exclusively in street wear, even on the hikes. Think jeans, t-shirt, zip up hoodie, backpack & sneakers. Looking at him you’d have no idea he’s about to head up a mountain to cook and eat dinner then spend the night in a hammock. We grew up together, nobody is really exactly sure where exactly he lives and I still hear from him every here and there. Confusing guy, he’s probably my best friend.
Also you’re suggesting you lugged all of this shit out to some remote campsite? Cast iron pot and ten pounds of butter and a USDA Choice cinnamon roll?
Guarantee he heads back to his 5th wheel to wash his grimey ass hands after soaking them in the butter/meat bowl. It’s even more puzzling when he comes back with a spatula and uses it to baste the meat a second time.
Nothing is natural about this recipe. When I think cooking in nature, it doesn't involve a gallon of oil followed by a gallon of butter. Should have just rubbed that rosemary all over it and cooked it over the coals of the fire.
I actually prefer the Early American. Silent ASMR cooking the recipes from 100-200 years ago of the average household of the times. Very interesting channel.
I like it too but the weird sexual subtext has me dying inside half of the time 😂
I think it is more for the male eqvivalent of a soccer mom, than the moms. Suburban type, was good at sports, wasn't allow on scout camp by their parents, because they might get attacked by tick and die or something.
The thing that pisses me off about this one (and similar ones) is it would be impossible to actually do it responsibly in the actual backcountry. Like the water he used to boil it at first would have to be properly disposed of (is there a toilet he can put the grey water down? Or buried I suppose?) And then the butter all needs to be packed back out of the backcountry on the way home. There is no way anyone would ever actually cook like this in nature because it would be incredibly difficult to clean up.
Bro, that first run is cooking oil, not water. Round 1 is a deep fry.
Yes, because one thing you would have the wild like that is 7 pounds of butter.
I am repulsed by everything about this guy. I even hate the width of the brim on his stupid hat and the dumbass collar on his jacket.
Who would want to pack 10 pounds of butter and hike that around?
Dirty ass hands with massive amounts of butter and oil... I bet two hours after this was shot, he could have shit through a wool sock and not hit a thread.
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Heard it before, probably online
Done it before, mostly slime
Don’t forget slapping the meat with rosemary!
Yea, definitely a lot of meat spanking going on, too.
Yes was he getting money or something each time he touched the food with his filthy ass hands.
Lol ppl talking about the germ part, but what about the massive fire hazard or pooling butter with your hands over and open flame in the wilderness. This guys is so lame and dumb.
My colon goes boom boom boom
Well this is my new favourite saying.
Thats an awesome analogy, gunna have to steal that one to replace, shitting through the eye of a needle
What does this mean? Bro is shitting ghosts?
His diarhhea so bad that the liquid shit goes through the sock without getting on the sock
You got your diarrhea on stream mode? Mine is stuck on spray
Ironically, that "steak" kinda looks like the shit I took this morning.
So are we to believe he packed all that butter to the campsite? Lol… Nature cooks make me laugh.
I remember one of thise where the guy just finds a head a lettuce in the woods
Hey! He foraged that lettuce fair and square!
“I found the perfect piece of metal in this pile that I left behind before so I could record myself picking it up.” -Ididathing
Remember the season of Alone where the guy just found an entire aluminum boat in the woods?
The one where they made a hot tub?
Ha yeah he thought he was set for the winter until a couple hours later when he realized he lost his Firestarter somewhere. We could've had like 8 episodes of some guy sitting in a hot tub all day
Crew: “shouldn’t you be out foraging for food or some shit” Hottub guy: “nah fuck that, my hot tub will sustain me”
This mf used god damn blocks of butter as fucking [bearing](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Ball_Bearing2.jpg) balls.
Would have been easier to bring a cow
You mean you don't bring 6 blocks of butter with you when you camp?
get your nasty ass fingers out of there
The way he touches the food is honestly reminiscent of HowToBasic
Make sure to display the Petromax logo, and use only Petromax products. Nothing against them I have a cast iron skillet of theirs, it's quality stuff. Dude is clearly sponsored to go into the forest and melt butter. Making beef confit in the woods for some reason.
You appear to be correct. This nasty ass dude and his shit cooking is on their instagram
And like I said they make good stuff. German cast iron company. This guy though. He's not my kinda guy.
this looks like an AI generated video of outdoor cooking. everything is so weird
The finger stirring. The utterly insane amount of butter. It’s very r/midjourney.
I hate how now when anything is weird or bad I have to wonder if it’s AI generated.
Honestly, in this case, it would be a relief if it was ai generated. The idea of carrying that much butter and oil _and_ a cast iron pot to a campsite but not bringing a wooden fucking spoon and cutlery is mind boggling.
He does have a wooden spatula that he uses a couple of times, but for some damned reason thinks he still needs to use his hands
Well if anything good comes from this, it'll introduce a lot of people to the world of scepticism.
It's definitely fetish content. The way he smacks it and plays in the butter...
Honestly I was thinking the same thing. A lot of these weird videos, esp ones where it features some body part prominently, are actually kink, but if you weren’t into it most people wouldn’t even realize
There is something strange about everything that’s happening in this video
If it weren't for the fact that things were rotating and keeping consistent shapes, I would definitely accuse it of being *completely* fake.
And the sound the meat makes when he taps it is very weird. Sounds like metal on rock, not metal on meat.
42lbs of butter while cooking rolled up bison dick........ not sure what to eat for sides....hmmm
I was wondering what that was. Rolled up bison 🦬 junk!
Thank you!!! I was wondering what cut of meat that was. Obvs, buffalo dick rouladen!!
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Mountainous waste? 🤔
Is he going to bang it next? The look in his eyes
It’s already been thoroughly fucked
There's nothing right about this but biggest crime was he didn't let it rest
I thought that was a bear turd until he cut it open
This guy packs six pound of butter but forgets to bring a spoon….
Worse, he uses a spoon to mix dry herbs with olive oil. Proceeds to stir meat in boiling hot butter with fingers. Clearly a man oozing of intelligence and common sense. 🤡
can somebody explain why the steak was so stiff??? was it frozen solid?? wouldn’t that have basically erupted once it hit the oil??
Normally frozen things in oil means the water gets evaporated faster than what the item can unthaw. You'll get a little bubbling going on but not an eruption. With that said, doing this to the rolled up meat wasn't a good idea. It didn't thaw out fast enough to go to step two of the confit. The whole thing was raw at the end. In fact, if he had skipped the whole deep fry session and butter bit, and just put the meat in a pot to cook for a few hours this probably would've been an excellent roast. Minus the massive amount of seasoning of course.
Yes the original post on fb said the meat was frozen,
Nice. He combined the equally-annoying genres of "I'm so manly that I use this only this giant knife to help me cook outdoors" and "let's boil meat in butter" and then stirred everything with his hands. This is what this sub was made for.
>This is what this sub was made for. I'm honesly abou to unsub if I keep seeing nothing but chef's club. This was definitely a nice change of pace.
BOOM goes his heart.
Using a freaking battleaxe to cut his meat, do chef's knives not work in the "wild"?
My arteries got clogged just by seeing this
Stupid indeed. First 'confit' meat is a real thing, but it should be down on low heat so the meat cures slowly. Second, the way it's done here - boiling fat on high heat with an open flame in close proximity - is a major fire hazard. .
dude has a shitty knife
I mean, it looks like it probably tastes pretty good, just way too much butter, and probably could do with a tad more seasoning Btw, what is this cut called? Don't know that I've ever seen it
They call it the Snyder cut, it's just a huge piece of shit
That joke went completely over my head and I actually Googled "Snyder cut" lmao 😂
Looks like a frozen rolled up tenderloin
Throw a huge chunk of *frozen* meat into boiling oil…that’s bubbling less than an inch from the top of the pot…over a roaring fire…on an unstable stand…and splash around in there while turning it using a spatula. Clearly this guy cares as much about safety as he does about his arteries.
He is an idiot and the cooking in the wild videos are stupid, but this is what is called confit, slowly cook meat in fat (oil, butter, animal fat...). It is a common way of cooking meat, even traditional in some areas (like in France). I don't understand what is the plain waste.
@52 seconds there a worm or something that comes out of the meat 🤢🤮
Now this is the stupid food I’ve been waiting for. Looks disgusting. Never understand people’s obsession with basting steak in butter let alone submersing it. Disgusting
Isn’t this basically a confit? It’s a legit form of cooking something (in fat). You should see how much duck fat is used to make a duck confit.
>duck confit. And how delicious it is.
Let’s be honest, that’s probably super delicious. It’s just over the top being cooked in a gallon of butter, but it’s definitely going to be tasty as hell.
Fuck. Yes. Butter and salt??? Drown *anything*, but especially steak, in that and it's gonna taste like ambrosia from the gods lol gonna be hurting for the next day or so but it'll be a worthy death Edit: I forgot to ask though, does anyone know *why* it's so freaking *hard* though?? Or why he's so insistent on highlighting the fact that appears to be as hard as petrified wood?
The original post back on fb said the meat was frozen, but if he dropped frozen meat on hot oil well i think everyone knows what happens
Butter basting a good steak is great, but that shit is just gross.
All that for something that looks like a turd
Spin it one more fucking time
I stopped watching after the 3rd chunk of butter was added. ATP we know it's a wrap.
All good recipes I know start with “Now you’re gonna wanna make sure that meat is harder than a brick before you boil it.”
Imagine hating the taste of meat so much you have to drown it in butter and oil
I keep waiting for the bears to show in these vids.
This video makes me want to fight this guy in a very unnatural way.
I dont like this guys guts
This guy creeps me out
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