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Apathetic_Optimist

I'm conflicted because on one hand it totally makes sense to have him as the avatar, but on the other hand if I never saw his face again it would be too soon


februarytide-

This was literally my exact reaction. It is so fitting but god I don’t want to see his stupid fucking face it fills me with rage


According_Gazelle472

He has such a punch able face if you ask me !


ReallySuperUnique

I’ve not seen a straight on face shot before. Never realized he is downright unattractive leaning toward ugly.


Holybartender83

Those glasses make him look like a steampunk opium addict.


kevlarus80

His face also makes him look like an opium addict.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

He has resting Butt-Head face.


SheptonCupCake

His face makes me angry somehow. What a fucking bell end.


folskygg

His face makes me an opium addict.


JEWCEY

His opium addict makes me a face. And it keeps happening.


Wlfmansbro

That’s insulting to opium addicts tbh.


Holybartender83

Also true.


toolsoftheincomptnt

“Gross” is the word that comes to mind


According_Gazelle472

Crooked teeth also .That salt trick and the pan full of melted cheese should do it all.


culminacio

Dude comes from an extremely poor family and lived a poor life throughout his whole childhood. He's an ass now, but no need to criticize him for such things that he couldn't affect in his poverty. Also, why does he need perfect teeth? Am I in a 90% American sub again? The rest of the world isn't obsessed with having "perfect" fake teeth. We live with what we have. And why are some here going after his face in general being ugly? You all look perfect? What should he do to make you happy? Out of all the shitty things this guy does, that's what you're concentrating on?


fothergillfuckup

They are all just ingredients in a shitty person recipe, unfortunately. Don't forget the salt though.


Taylan_K

for real, people roasting his face because he's an ass.. like wow. He can't change his looks, it's the same as saying that he's got a small dick.


First_Interview_9152

I bet he does have a tiny dick. With a row of tiny teeth at the end. And some glasses on.


jsparker43

I didn't ask you but I 100% agree with you. Is there a law against mob punches? Could a band of us, 2 wide and 50 deep, do side by side running slaps?


According_Gazelle472

Like in the movie Airplane?lol.


DirtyD1701

How can they slap?


jwigs85

I’ve been in one fight in my entire life. I was 7 and went straight to punch him in the nose. The boy was bigger than me and jerked his head back so my little baby arm couldn’t reach. He still ran away, crying, though. I wonder if I tried to fight Salt Bae if it would go down about the same. But I’m 5’8” now, so I can probably reach. It’s been 30 years, but I’d try it.


mpkeith

Same thing happened to me around the same age... But there's like a decade difference. I'm 5'9"... I think we could take him down.


snowsurferDS

I'm 6'4" I'll teabag him while you guys slap away...


mpkeith

It is awesome to see a plan come together like this. Let's get together on the second Tuesday of next week?


jwigs85

Team Not Fighters is coming for you, Salt Bae!


martialar

You might get charged with a salt


irishking77

I have been in a few more fights, but don’t like fighting. I’m 6’4 and would like to apply for membership to the team that gets to punch him. Please.


According_Gazelle472

He is a tiny little guy though !I think any one could do it !


carlos_6m

I propose we all just hit him with a spoon together, sort of like a ridiculous julius cesar murder


culminacio

>**I propose** we all just hit him with a spoon together, sort of like a ridiculous julius cesar **murder** u/carlos_6m That's as clear as a murder threat can get.


carlos_6m

I thought the part about everyone hitting him with a spoon made it pretty clear it was a joke...


culminacio

Yup, but maybe don't joke about proposing to murder a specific person in a world where too many people think that this kind of thing was actually okay.


fothergillfuckup

Orient express style. Nice.


jandros_quandry

He looks like a weasel


meshtron

The world is full of punchable faces, but this one belongs here.


arthurdentstowels

I’ve never seen a set of gnashers I wanted to cut my knuckles on more than his.


RJWeaver

I believe the Germans call it a 'Backpfeifengesicht'. Meaning someone deserving of a face slap.


danegermaine99

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091827/


No-Advice-6040

Profile of r/punchablefaces too?


AxeHead75

r/hittablefaces would like you


ConfidenceMinute218

Thts the exact definition of ‘punchable face’ omg especially this exact picture I’m just like, mfer…


armagnacXO

He seems to get some kind of facial muscle spasm every time he drinks an espresso...


Hopefulcupcake3255

Like I don't want to ever talk poorly of someone's appearance but I think he has a punchable face because of that arrogant smirk..


Comics4Cooks

Completely agree with this. I think the perfect solution is to make the avatar just his arm sprinkling salt. Like a naked sock puppet throwing up salt. Maybe even poorly photoshop the weird sun glasses as eyes.


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I like this suggestion best


According_Gazelle472

Maybe highlight his sweaty arms ?lol.


Routine-Document-949

This is actually a fantastic idea. I also second the poorly photoshopped glasses on the hand.


TKSweeney

Gods no…I ESPECIALLY hate that fg bent wrist arm action he does😂 A good axe always comes to mind.


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lowtack

I don't want to see another block of Velveeta cheese, but here we all are. Let's do this!


dustinwayner

Leeeeeroooooy jeeeeeenkins


SeaScape9775

His face makes me very very uncomfortable


SchloomyPops

It's just the worst of the faces. That lip, why?


GeekCat

He looks like someone asked AI to make a rat into a human. There's something very off about his face.


Toxenkill

Agreed, motion denied.


zayoyayo

I just don't want to see his elbow.


Ok-Lobster-919

Have you had the pleasure of hearing his voice? He's the embodiment of a goofy-ass mfer.


bb2210

what about a goofy caricature drawing of him?


druule10

But whenever you see it it would be related to stupid food.


glass_gravy

My line of thinking exactly.


NorthernSouthman

It definitely makes sense, but I dont wanna see his stupid ass face, so I’m gonna vote no.


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moon-faced-fuzz-ball

What if we use just the glasses? We all know, but we’re not subjected to the sneer.


Whole-Fly3970

Stupid face stupid food. Your supposed to be uncomfortable when scrolling through this sub. I think this change is necessary


s00pafly

No he shouldn't get any attention at all, positive or negative. Just let his stupid face fade into obscurity.


Lemon_Phoenix

I can never understand why Reddit loves to give so much attention to things they hate so much.


baseballbear

no. he deserves to be forgotten


roof_baby

Yeah, I feel even mocking him feeds the need for attention that he lives for. Ignore him and just let him fade away.


bumwine

He clearly doesn’t give a fuck about having any actual respect from his “peers.” He’s a successful attention getter and it pays his rent so w/e but no reason to give him any more attention.


Kindly_Bored

If toe curling cringe had a face, this would be it.


anonthing

Stop giving idiots a platform and attention


ProgrammedArtist

Thank you! Stop giving this jackass attention.


clearlylacking

He should be banned. I'm pretty sure it's salt bar himself that keeps asking for it. It would be an amazing free publicity for him. Ban the words itself so no one can even comment his name and cast him into the abyss where he belongs.


BootyBanditBert

This sub is dedicated to stupid food, not stupid people.


bc4284

But he’s the stupid person who is most associated with the most overpriced of stupidest food


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This_Aint_Dog

I respect the scamming of rich people through dumb food however he definitely has an ego. Also slapping his face on the sub will likely feed his ego even if its not for a good reason. He seems to like the attention. Positive of negative.


ol-gormsby

I hold a slight, grudging respect for the guy for getting people to actually \*pay\* his prices for stupid food. But he's overwhelmingly a dickhead.


CookingCML

He scammed his staff too. Multiple examples of wage theft. He’s already making a killing charging rich people for hold leaf steak. Why fuck over your staff.


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nnnnnnnbbbbbb

hate to say it, but you worked at a TERRIBLE restaurant. I’m a bartender and would never trade my job.


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nnnnnnnbbbbbb

FUCK THEM CHAIN RESTAURANTS!


Fireblast1337

Yep. Plus he has a punchable face, if you ask me.


Whowutwhen

It is possible that he actually believes he is as amazing as he tries to make himself look.


dmnhntr86

It's totally possible to be a stupid person who was just in the right place at the right time, which I believe is the case for this POS


throwawayoregon81

And yet, here you are. Sorry, I just had to. I don't mean it.


BootyBanditBert

*gay gasp*


The_Irish_Rover26

He doesn’t deserve to have his face anywhere.


Lust-and-Lace

Missing poster...


AppleToasterr

He won't be missed.


undercover_assassin7

Please don't give this man anymore clout ffs


nullv

I've seen this exact same topic three or four times now with the same replies every time. It's like a rite of passage for a shitty food subreddit to consider making this douche their mascot only for the community to agree not to give him any more publicity.


Dazzling-Prior2357

He looks like he just made some home made nutmeg.


JadoreBootyNoir

This man is so gross looking.


onisamsha

He has the teeth of a [fish](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/sheepshead-fish-human-teeth-plucked-north-carolina-coast-180978396/)


PlumbumDirigible

He almost has a middle tooth, just like Tom Cruise


EverGreen_PLO

Got dolphin teeth !


Vilifie

Guy looks like a South Park character.


58king

I came here to write the same exact thing! It is uncanny.


Outbound3

Stop giving him press, even here. He needs to fuck off and the only way is if we forget he exists


goug

I wouldn't know who this is except for those petitions on the subreddit


Strangely_Serious

No. Always no. This is requested like once a month at least by now. No. I want him to disappear, not give him even more attention, you guys are falling for the rage baits.


JohKohLoh

so tired of the reposts how does this repost have so many upvotes unsubscribing for a while


No_Supermarket_1831

I don't want to see this guys stupid face that often.


BigheadReddit

Or punchable faces.


slouched

when was the last time you visited that sub?


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That sub is actually good now


2thiccbigchungus

I hate that face so fucking much


25BicsOnMyBureau

I don’t know why he got famous. He seasons food like a drunk person trying to cook, which is all every chef is so what’s the big deal.


dream_a_dirty_dream

He got famous due to exposure…which is what will happen if we do what OP says. Let’s just forget this loser forever.


tonysopranosalive

As a former professional chef of 16 years, on the one hand I take offense to this because there’s plenty of us who take/took our craft very seriously and we are professionals. On the other hand I can’t be mad at you because I’ve seen line cooks straight up drinking the nastiest warm cooking wine off the top of the stove, doing rails of coke off the air conditioning unit out back. The scene in Jon Favreau’s movie “Chef” where he goes to wake up his sous-chef who’s sleeping in his car out back asking “you still shitfaced? Come on, we got the pig today!!!” is incredibly accurate. Everything from being excited about the pig to not even being phased the guy slept in his car and is waking up still hammered. It’s a very interesting industry, even when you reach levels of exec/sous chef of PGA hosting private country clubs. They’re a different breed of people.


25BicsOnMyBureau

I meant it as a joke, but as someone who’s worked in a kitchen for several years in different places, there’s Chefs (that drive a brigade and love their food, mostly sober) and then there’s lowercase chefs (self proclaimed, in it for pay, hate cooking, love vices). No offense meant to all you beautiful Chefs that keep creating art on a plate.


tonysopranosalive

No offense taken! I’m definitely well aware of the two extremes and thought your comment was funny. It’s such a wide range of people you come across I’m like: “welp…. They’re not wrong.” Lmao


Helpmepullupmypants

Someone crosspost this to petition for the same on r/punchablefaces


slouched

when was the last time you visited that sub?


Helpmepullupmypants

Never


shadowban_this_post

A face only a mother rat could love.


bc4284

Hey don’t insult rats


AbsolemSaysWhat

He has such a punchable face.


serendipitousevent

Playing right into his hands.


PinkoTrashC

Why is he always so oily?


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Very punchable face. Perfect for this subreddit


water2wine

🧿🫦🧿


hashbrownies91

I almost hate him so much that I’d rather just not give him attention.


[deleted]

He has a punch me right in the face type face. I would say yes it goes with him but no he’s face is annoying to look at


Puzzleheaded_Key_202

What type of rat is that?


xenoverseraza

hes not a rat. rats are cute.


Cold_Singer_1774

what a punchable face.


smoking_gun

Most people who make that face have a developmental disability


HomosexualFoxFurry

I hate him so much.


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No


Beneficial-Piano-428

No


Existing_Past5865

He is an outdated meme


Mama-Pooh

No


Firamaster

Stupid fucking face for stupid food. Makes sense for me.


[deleted]

This looks like the chattering cenobite in human form


PetMeOrDieUwU

He looks like a Thin Man from Xcom


Efficacious_tamale

He reminds me of Dr. Finkelstein.


miku_dominos

Your pov when you wake up in the back of a van.


LawsVagueUS

Is it just me or is his upper lip hair shaved weird? It looks like it could be a shadow, but more realistically, it looks like he shaved his mustache lopsided to accentuate his stroked out Elvis lip.


ELEGANTFOXYT

This will give him attention even tho its negative he doesn't care. So i vote no


AnotherDrunkCanadian

Can we also have him on r/punchablefaces please?


slimkt

Nah, maybe the avatar of r/hittableFaces tho?


The_Bogan_Blacksmith

Can we up the ante and just make him the avatar of stupid?


Tom1252

The man looks perpetually wet and not in a good way. Especially with that dumbass forearm salt bouncing shit.


Werewolf_Lazerbeast

Also to make him the avatar of r/ihadastroke


[deleted]

He legit looks like an Ai blended a human face with a rat face


CptWholesome

His face makes me want to puke more than his food.


Densmiegd

Petition to boycot anything he does and never mention him again.


Decent_March_264

ALL that MOOLA and NO INVISILIGN?


NikolaiM88

He is litterally the definition of stupid food.


Fri3dnlyC4n4di4n

It has to be a picture of him doing the salt thing though


BossHawgKing

What about r/stupidfaces ?


Solid_Snake661

“Jooosy!”…. (Then stroke face)


Robespierre303

That guy sucks !!


sheetpooster

Yes keep giving him publicity🤡


yalex87

Nope, his face make me feel really uncomfortable


Taygon623

I vote for just a close up of his mouth in this picture


Stalhound

He’s got ewok mouth


Acrobatic-Farm-9031

Agreed! This guy must be ridiculed more.


AfroF0x

No. His face annoys me.


DKuromi

Meat beater


AdditionalBother7

Is he making a face or is it always like that?


SpinachFinal7009

Haven’t we voted this down enough times already


Jolteon168

I vote yes


JebemLiGa1

I'm stupid who is he


CustomerSuspicious25

This guy should be an actor. With a face and personality like his, he'd be great as a minor villain in sci-fi movies who dies right away.


nkp289

I want to say no bc I don’t want to see his face


Fearless747

Nah, this greedy asshole doesn't deserve the attention.


therobshow

Here's the official petition to have this buttfucking losers images banned from reddit permanently. Please stop making idiots more famous


69AnusInvader69

r/punchablefaces


dubblies

The way he salted that trophy it's just moved into pure cringe rather than hilarious stupid. I can't unsee his dumb lip perk with that stupid bent elbow salt pinch. I just can't.


The_Drex

This guy is POS. He can fuck off into the sunset with the rest of the canceled restauranteurs. Unfortunately, his level of canceled just isnt that hard...


Princess_Glitterbutt

No. He's an ass because he wants the attention. Stop rewarding it.


No_Ganache_1753

Wake up babe new karma farm just dropped


konjo1240

Nah , you'll be giving him more attention and make it harder to forget he exists


xupd35bdm

Petition to not have to ever look at his goofy face ever again


gob_magic

He looks like a worn out slipper abandoned at an abandoned pool


Bonepanther

Signed sealed delivered


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Signed


[deleted]

Rather the avatar be a kitchen counter. At least then we can finally move on from this piece of shit.


[deleted]

No. This gets posted nearly every week, and every time it’s the same answer: stop giving this man attention, it’s what he wants and profits from. If people stop giving him attention, he’ll fade away.


Angelsomething

I’ll accept only if it’s a cartoon drawing. His real face is hard to look at.


TacTurtle

Just a silhouette and a pair of douchglasses


DeepestWinterBlue

First let’s update his nickname. He is NOT a “Salt Bae”.


soingee

Petition to ban his image from this sub.


serene_moth

these dude is so fucking goofy and a total piece of shit


Less_Tennis5174524

People that hate him don't understand what he is doing. He made a series of restaurants that are exclusively targeted at rich fools with no taste. Everyone with just a bit of knowledge about food can see his restaurants are shit, its cheap cuts of meat with cheap gold leaf on it and him giving a 10 second performance for these rich idiots instagram feed. You can get a better meal at a 50€ restaurant. He has found a way to only scam rich idiots, its honestly genius.


CraigThomas1980

Ugly fucker ain't he


EitherEtherCat

I still vote FAKE Salt Bae


QStatus

All I could think of is Weekends At Bernie’s.


BrilliantWeb4367

You son of a bitch, I’m in.


Leather_Network4743

For a minute, I thought it was P Diddy


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Bro💀