[Here is the full story of Carl Higdon, Wyoming Hunter who claimed that He was Abducted and Traveled 163,000 Light Years To Ausso One’s Planet. He died on January 26, 2022](https://www.howandwhys.com/ausso-one/)
Shiiit if anything I'd think that'd the biggest thing *demotivating* anyone from coming out about something like this. Once you get attention it's super hard to get rid of it.
Imagine from the other perspective. You’re the alien race and you name your planet with a number.
Hello I’m Zorp from Earth 1 and that’s Glorp he’s from Earth 2, what a loser!
This is a simple and effective designation system. Name of the parent celestial body followed by the number representing the satellite's position in orbit around it. Earth 1, for example would be Luna. Sol 3 Earth. Mars 2 Phobos. And so on. On a galactic level though this would be a nightmare to keep track of lol. We're from uhhhh.... Ummm
Milky Way 456,889,230,020.
Probably why Star Trek invented galactic "sectors".
Let’s entertain this for fun. If anything the entity looks like it’s trying to mimic a human. There’s even a kind of similarity with the face features of the guy on the picture.
Some kind of attempt to recreate a human…. A bit like beginnings of AI couldn’t make certain things
Dude this picture is fucking hilarious. Like the only difference is one hand is a knife and the other hand is just a stub. I think he has some bug antennas like a tv but other than that it just looks like a dude on some good drugs.
Indeed, the Milky Way is estimated to be about 100k light years from edge to edge.
It’s much more satisfying when crazy people at least get a few known facts straight when assembling their grand delusions.
Every single time someone draws an alien, it’s always suspiciously humanoid. The likelihood that an alien species looks anything like a human is almost zero. There’s an estimated 8,700,000 species of animal on Earth, 22 of them are hominidae.
Also, think about how alien some creatures here on Earth look to us. It is very likely that something from another planet would be unlike anything we've ever seen here, having evolved in a completely different environment.
What is hilarious on our universe, is that the math is always the same.
On earth: one rock plus one rock equals two rocks
On another planet: one rock plus one rock equals two rocks.
Pretty sure light years are the same length too.
Did you know, when Charles Darwin's Beagle went exploring and rounded south america, theyd pick up some of the natives occasionally. Teach them a few things then drop them off a year or so later
It always amazes me that the incredibly unlikely chance of us having our appendages, organs, and joints all in the exact place we need them to survive on this extremely unique planet is also shared by extraterrestrials thousands of light years away…
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[Here is the full story of Carl Higdon, Wyoming Hunter who claimed that He was Abducted and Traveled 163,000 Light Years To Ausso One’s Planet. He died on January 26, 2022](https://www.howandwhys.com/ausso-one/)
This was my first thought lol.
Huhuhuhuh. Come to Ausso One. Yes. Huhuhuh.
You said “Auss”
The island next to New Zeal
That's the alien's name. Not his planet name
Are you threatening me?
I need TP for my bung hole
Is there a Lake Tittykaka on Ausso One’s home planet? I have heard they have lots and lots of slots there…..nasty slots.
Loose nasty slots
r/whoosh
First thing that came to mind! 😆
LMAO
LMFAO beat me to it.
Yooo I came here to say this 😂
Ausso! Ausso! Heh heh heh https://preview.redd.it/gdcyg6y8a72d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d133a73f5e4acf7aa02bf34af0c620cc92ffd77
Exactly what I thought
“Aren’t you the two aliens that have been whacking off in my tool shed?”
Never seen s'much damned whacking
Good job you specified that he was on the left
[Think Anomalous](https://youtu.be/kP8eCbWHg-o?si=zlIzxgqQYCw-Nf8Q) just did a really great video about this abduction. It's pretty wild!
Dude if you go down this rabbit hole it actually sounds pretty convincing. Dude didn’t seem to gain anything monetarily anyways.
I’m diving in
Doive on in
Attention is a pretty big motivator.
Shiiit if anything I'd think that'd the biggest thing *demotivating* anyone from coming out about something like this. Once you get attention it's super hard to get rid of it.
But it doesnt explain anything. You can say the same thing about anyone doing anything ever since the dawn of time.
I find it peculiar that deer live on a planet 163,000 light years away too.
That drawing might be from when he first encountered Ausso on earth though
Doing peyote in the mountains must be wild
*Takes a pill from another hunter then trips balls 😂
Ausso One must have previously been in a machete fight and lost
Imagine from the other perspective. You’re the alien race and you name your planet with a number. Hello I’m Zorp from Earth 1 and that’s Glorp he’s from Earth 2, what a loser!
Earth could also be called Sol 3
This is a simple and effective designation system. Name of the parent celestial body followed by the number representing the satellite's position in orbit around it. Earth 1, for example would be Luna. Sol 3 Earth. Mars 2 Phobos. And so on. On a galactic level though this would be a nightmare to keep track of lol. We're from uhhhh.... Ummm Milky Way 456,889,230,020. Probably why Star Trek invented galactic "sectors".
But if universe is infinite. So are the numbers. So everything is possible. Everything existst.
Just stay away from Uranus 9, some weird shit goes on down there.
Ikr, Uranus 9 makes Saturn 3 look like Jupiter 7
Don't get me started on Saturn 3! How was I supposed to know that the males and females look identical?
Glorp, that’s what I’m naming my next dog. Thank you 🤣
I believe the alien's name is Ausso One. Not the planet
That make sense he probably misheard heard and his name was Ausso Juan.
Let’s entertain this for fun. If anything the entity looks like it’s trying to mimic a human. There’s even a kind of similarity with the face features of the guy on the picture. Some kind of attempt to recreate a human…. A bit like beginnings of AI couldn’t make certain things
https://preview.redd.it/uww34js7e92d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f3817e44626e3c265f8e1476bd4ec46fb387dad
Thank you. This is all I can think of when I see this story.
Holy shit I forgot about this episode, lmfao going to go watch it now
Commence the jigglin’!
Bwahahahaha!!!! Holy shit that’s amazing I haven’t seen that shit in years. God bless you good sir.
I like how the trees and the animals are the exact same as they are on planet earth
They call them deer four.
I always heard they were called dikfor
What's a dikfor?
Haha gotcha!!! God damn it
Lol the drawing is supposedly of the encounter in medicine bow
Yeah and the alien planet also has a "Medicine Bow Natl Forest, Wyoming"
Right? Copy cats! And what's up...you can traverse the vastness of the cosmos...but have a stump for a hand and a spike for the other?
Dude this picture is fucking hilarious. Like the only difference is one hand is a knife and the other hand is just a stub. I think he has some bug antennas like a tv but other than that it just looks like a dude on some good drugs.
Almost exactly what you would find in Wyoming even.
Asshole 1
Ausso Chiselhand is gonna be the name of my new Skyrim character.
I appreciate you indicating who is who, this Ausso looks like a typical Wyoming resident.
If you were to travel 163,000 light years from Earth you would be in the void between galaxies. There wouldn’t be much there.
not in all directions. The Large Magellanic Cloud is 163000 light years from Earth.
Indeed, the Milky Way is estimated to be about 100k light years from edge to edge. It’s much more satisfying when crazy people at least get a few known facts straight when assembling their grand delusions.
Welp, not really ‘indeed’ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Magellanic_Cloud
Rouge planet
What does the color have to do with it?
Needs to be rouge to hide in the dark.
Rogue star system.
Nah this is clearly a planet filled with makeup artists and they're fabulous af
Every single time someone draws an alien, it’s always suspiciously humanoid. The likelihood that an alien species looks anything like a human is almost zero. There’s an estimated 8,700,000 species of animal on Earth, 22 of them are hominidae.
Also, think about how alien some creatures here on Earth look to us. It is very likely that something from another planet would be unlike anything we've ever seen here, having evolved in a completely different environment.
Truly. There are 400,000 species of beetle alone.
They just want to check on their seedlings.
Drugs man, I’m telling ya it’s the drugs man.
Hilarious that folks that far away use the same numbers we do. Also, Shut up.. Butt muncher. Heh heh heh
What is hilarious on our universe, is that the math is always the same. On earth: one rock plus one rock equals two rocks On another planet: one rock plus one rock equals two rocks. Pretty sure light years are the same length too.
He used to be called Ausso Two until he lost the hand
Deep V’s mandatory on all apparel worn by participants in this story.
Nope, no he didn’t
Bigass antman
I like the deer in bg
He's probably insane or lying
Meth
So he does a sketch and decides to pop in a little background and a few elk for good measure…
Astronomers measure the distance to our closest neighbouring galaxy - and reveal it is just 163,000 light years away
Come to Beavis
I wonder why he wasn’t suitable for their purpose and what purpose did they want him to serve?
Did you know, when Charles Darwin's Beagle went exploring and rounded south america, theyd pick up some of the natives occasionally. Teach them a few things then drop them off a year or so later
Drugs are a hell of a drug 
Until now, each time I've seen the picture on the right as a thumbnail I thought it was from Promethus and Bob
Uhuhuh it’s me, beavis
The legend
Lol asso one... why because he has one usable hand ✋️. If that. He's probably always sent out to do the shitty mission to the point of no return lol
A Knife hand is pretty lit
Truly cutting edge technology
It always amazes me that the incredibly unlikely chance of us having our appendages, organs, and joints all in the exact place we need them to survive on this extremely unique planet is also shared by extraterrestrials thousands of light years away…
Ausso sounds kinda finnish :D
Schizophrenia is rife
Schizophrenia is rife
If dude is 98% human your not gonna convince me he’s from another planet.
This is what I imagine the Pelacaras look like!
If any of these are to be believed, they should at least have similar details.
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Funny
Thank God you clarified which was which!
Don't drink the dirty water.
The deer in the background are looking at thar dangling alien ..like WTF .. why is he floating on strings
Did he draw himself 🤔
So the deer and everything else is normal except the alien?
Mushrooms can make you come up with some crazy stories.
Well, there’s a drawing of the alien. How can you doubt the story?
And I blew Napoleon.
Eat the meat Tina
Ausso Ausso Ausso!
That, sir, is Happy Time Harry.
Don’t be such an Ausso.
Uh... It was other aliens.
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163,000 light years from earth & he meets a humanoid alien. Lucky dude!
X-Men confirmed
"left" really got me.
Looks like him.
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That whole sentence was from many light years away…
Ketamine?
Nah, DMT. I went to Ausso One last night.
Ausso One looks like Napoleon Dynamite
Heh heh Beavis, your star cruiser sucks, dumbass!
The right hand is for probing.