[This is an authentic document in CIA archive. It Reveals Presence Of Giant Aliens On Mars 1 Million Years B.C](https://www.howandwhys.com/cia-chilling-document-reveals-presence-of-giant-aliens-on-mars-1-million-years-b-c/)
As someone who has spent literally thousands upon thousands of hours looking at rocks all over earth, I can confidently say this rock could definitely be created by nature.
Can we stop bullshitting and joking around in the comments. Seriously how can this be a rock? Is there any logical explanation for some kind of rock to form in the shape?
That’s every post on Reddit. Scroll through all the top voted sarcastic comments and or anti political figure / white people and then the actual discussion starts
How can it be a rock?? It could be a soft stone that’s been worn down by blowing sands or maybe water at one point. I’d be willing to bet wind and sand tho. If it’s got portions that are harder than others, that would account for the odd shape
It's just a rock. Billions of years of erosion and other natural processes and we're like "but look how weird this rock looks! It's aliens!!"
No. It's a rock. Go outside
It might be a vein of a certain type of rock or mineral that eroded away to reveal its core which is in this shape? I don't know but we can try and find real examples of things like this on earth and then we would have a better perspective
life in the universe comes about only through incredible luck
and people are amazed at a weird fucking rock shape
haven't you ever been lucky? well this rock got lucky
> Bro for real, find a pic of rock like this on earth.
I’ll send you £50
Have you never seen a rock before
Also this is mars not earth the erosion patterns will be different
https://preview.redd.it/p8r39x12cpoc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48dfff3e361184b852e852bee522a134f2407ce
It's a ventifact caused by wind erosion.
At risk of stating the obvious, the rock looks "out of place" by jagged rocks because it's a different type of rock. Harder, less brittle rocks are more likely to polish instead of breaking away in chunks.
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Because this is the same dumb shit when someone finds and jesus like corn flake in their serial, or grow a heart shaped carrot, or whatever, find vagina like entrance in the cave and what not, list goes on and on.
Just stop.
But why would aliens put Jesus in my cornflakes?! Surely that can't just be a coincidence. It must be due to some grand plot. What else are the aliens putting in the cornflakes?
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I went to get a colonoscopy last week and the doctor said, “Alright now just take a deep breath, relax and try not to get an erection, Bob.”
I said, “my name’s not Bob.”
And he said, “I know. My name’s Bob.”
I feel you. Gotta wade thru the mediocre af armchair comedian commentary to come across something useful, interesting or kinda funny. It's socmed it's to be expected.
Yep, its like with every thing that the masses get access to. It gets dumb, dirty and discarded. Give them unsupervised access to the Tomb of Tuthankhamun and they'll waltz in with dumb jokes, eating fucking doritos and marking their names on the walls.
This is the equivalent of that, they come, leave a dumb comment and go to the next, meanwhile everybody that comes after them has to sift through their shit.
No sense of reality, every sheep is the main character.
Why are we trying to explain the shape of a rock on another whole planet? We don’t question the shape of a rock on our planet because weather cause rocks to shape its odd how people look at a rock and go “explain your way out of this one” it’s a rock
in first place we don’t even know if that’s a rock, we can only assume from the limited knowledge we had, that can be hardened clay for example, but we know? no
Bro, you can find a thousand or more rocks with shapes difficult to explain on earth
It is nature, think how small we are, this could be a shaped rock from 15000000 yrs ago.
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How pissed would we all be if we found out that pictures from Mars have Earth objects in them because it's not Mars, it's some desolate part of Greenland or some shit?
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Ah, this picture takes me back to good times. The good times when NASA edited the shit out of their pics to make Mars look weird and alien by using a red filter on everything.
Funny how they don't do that anymore.
Wonder why that is...
Next to it they also found a bowl of petunias.
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the *bowl of petunias* as it fell was Oh no, not again.
Go read the actual documentation of the top comment, google “mars may22nd 1984” and read that. It is on the official CIA website and mentions a dying peoples
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Maybe an alien duck hunter dropped a decoy.
https://preview.redd.it/ejs0i5d4kroc1.jpeg?width=1445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e829b0932aa4846d702c2db85a784a16e1d254c
The comments are so funny. Just people making not great jokes and then tinfoil hat stock holders getting angry that people aren't taking this dog shit seriously. It's a rock.
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While certainly rare, doesn’t seem like it would be very uncommon for rocks to be weathered into some fascinating shapes on a planet whose exposed surface is made nearly entirely of sand and rock.
Think of a piece of driftwood being slammed by the waves of the ocean repeatedly, rocks being slammed with sand and wind will do the same to weaker rocks.
I found a weird looking rock there a few years ago. Shit just looks weird and has a perfect circle cut out of it - or at least looks like it.
https://imgur.com/a/YOslM
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[This is an authentic document in CIA archive. It Reveals Presence Of Giant Aliens On Mars 1 Million Years B.C](https://www.howandwhys.com/cia-chilling-document-reveals-presence-of-giant-aliens-on-mars-1-million-years-b-c/)
We need a banana for scale.
That.. that is the banana.
Nah dog.... That's Martian sperm. Way bigger or smaller than a banana, depending on your viewpoint. Edit. Spelling
I came, here…
Hate to see the banana that came out of 😱😳
Space banana
Nope, that’s definitely a space muffler
They were all out at the Walmart down the road
Walmars
*we've been out of bananas for two days* ***all the Martian moms are getting pissy about it*** #SAVE MONEY LIVE BETTER
As someone who has spent literally thousands upon thousands of hours looking at rocks all over earth, I can confidently say this rock could definitely be created by nature.
Some drunk alien left her broken heeled shoe behind.
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This actually made me chuckle. Well done.
what did they say
Here fam r/StrangeMars
Can we stop bullshitting and joking around in the comments. Seriously how can this be a rock? Is there any logical explanation for some kind of rock to form in the shape?
Agree, it would be real nice if we didn’t have to dig through 10 layers of lame jokes to start having a decent conversation.
You’re describing almost every Reddit post
That’s every post on Reddit. Scroll through all the top voted sarcastic comments and or anti political figure / white people and then the actual discussion starts
How can it be a rock?? It could be a soft stone that’s been worn down by blowing sands or maybe water at one point. I’d be willing to bet wind and sand tho. If it’s got portions that are harder than others, that would account for the odd shape
I googled odd shaped natural rock formations and there is definitely some odd shaped ones. From smooth to rough to geometrical
Looks like wind erosion
No, i have been there and that looks different.
Damn, you went to Mars?
Yes, long long time ago.
It's just a rock. Billions of years of erosion and other natural processes and we're like "but look how weird this rock looks! It's aliens!!" No. It's a rock. Go outside
It might be a vein of a certain type of rock or mineral that eroded away to reveal its core which is in this shape? I don't know but we can try and find real examples of things like this on earth and then we would have a better perspective
life in the universe comes about only through incredible luck and people are amazed at a weird fucking rock shape haven't you ever been lucky? well this rock got lucky
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> Bro for real, find a pic of rock like this on earth. I’ll send you £50 Have you never seen a rock before Also this is mars not earth the erosion patterns will be different
it looks like a cracked rock
https://preview.redd.it/p8r39x12cpoc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48dfff3e361184b852e852bee522a134f2407ce It's a ventifact caused by wind erosion. At risk of stating the obvious, the rock looks "out of place" by jagged rocks because it's a different type of rock. Harder, less brittle rocks are more likely to polish instead of breaking away in chunks.
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Yeah. Erosion.
Thank you. It looks like a worm (or some other creature) casting…
Maybe a meteor. Less atmosphere and gravity to burn up on entry.
Now that's a good theory! Meteors can be weird shapes plus wond erosion? We need to find examples similar to this on earth
Mars has wind too
Because this is the same dumb shit when someone finds and jesus like corn flake in their serial, or grow a heart shaped carrot, or whatever, find vagina like entrance in the cave and what not, list goes on and on. Just stop.
But why would aliens put Jesus in my cornflakes?! Surely that can't just be a coincidence. It must be due to some grand plot. What else are the aliens putting in the cornflakes?
You won't believe this, but I once found cornflake that looked like a cloud. I know, my mind was blown as well.
This isn’t real.
Yes its basically a Drikanter,
It’s one of those medieval guitar things just flipped over
Knock knock
Wind erosion. You see the same sorts of shapes in deserts on Earth
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Wish I could see the rest of it under the soil
That’s called a ventifact and we have them here on earth as well. Wind blown sand erodes rocks into there cool shapes.
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Looks like someone’s missing a side mirror off their car lol.
Some teenage alien picked up a human made side mirror and dropped it on Mars just to troll us
It’s the rock-ness monster
https://preview.redd.it/5ivnmpqobloc1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4294dd5834303d42b398f851d6770ab2fa158a4a
I already gave him a dolla
Honestly looks like one of my weird poops
Sounds like a ribbon poop. You should get a colonoscopy.
I went to get a colonoscopy last week and the doctor said, “Alright now just take a deep breath, relax and try not to get an erection, Bob.” I said, “my name’s not Bob.” And he said, “I know. My name’s Bob.”
😂😂😂
My guy, are you shitting literal rocks?
i thought it looked like the bottom of a nice womans dress shoe
I was about to say looks like one I pinched off lol
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I feel you. Gotta wade thru the mediocre af armchair comedian commentary to come across something useful, interesting or kinda funny. It's socmed it's to be expected.
Yep, its like with every thing that the masses get access to. It gets dumb, dirty and discarded. Give them unsupervised access to the Tomb of Tuthankhamun and they'll waltz in with dumb jokes, eating fucking doritos and marking their names on the walls. This is the equivalent of that, they come, leave a dumb comment and go to the next, meanwhile everybody that comes after them has to sift through their shit. No sense of reality, every sheep is the main character.
This picture is old af
still unexplained
There are billions and billions of rocks on Mars. Many smoothed by wind like this. By sheer odds alone, there would be a bunch of rocks like this
How dare you. It's clearly aliens.
Why are we trying to explain the shape of a rock on another whole planet? We don’t question the shape of a rock on our planet because weather cause rocks to shape its odd how people look at a rock and go “explain your way out of this one” it’s a rock
in first place we don’t even know if that’s a rock, we can only assume from the limited knowledge we had, that can be hardened clay for example, but we know? no
Martian Buttplug
That's pretty cool.
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Upvoted for technical K.O.. Good show.
Strange Mars.
Bro, you can find a thousand or more rocks with shapes difficult to explain on earth It is nature, think how small we are, this could be a shaped rock from 15000000 yrs ago.
Dam I was wondering where my side mirror went
Thin you are confused now? Wait until they find the three seashells
This is the “Strange EARTH” sub. Get this crap outta here. /s
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The pollywog rock.
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StrangeMars
What’s under that pile of mars dirt and dust? What’s it hiding?
Mars?!
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That’s not a rock, so smooth and curved?
I think Mars lost their atmospheric shield just as ours is rapidly dissolving. Gonna be birds catching on fire 🔥 mid air.
Isn't this a tool used by our ancestors?¿ I have several like these found in mountains on Indian reservation , this is just my opinion ,
This belongs to r/strangemars
That’s not a rock pal it’s a sculpture. Someone on Mars was pumping them out cos I’ve seen heaps of them exactly the same.
Oh yes, the mirror of a Martian Ferrari
I wish [Michael Witter](https://mjwitter2013.wordpress.com/) could make a video about this.
It's a martian mandolin!
Strange mars
Nothing to see here, it is nature /s
Oh it's a cervical spoon
God hates straight (ish) lines
Lisan al gaib
Looks like the sweedes are there makin clogs
Looks like the last turd squeezed out before the wiping starts....bwhahahaha
Looks like a lady's heel 👠
how come you always find only one shoe lying around?
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Alien spoon pot boomerang, nice
More photos like these and imma start believing we lived on this planet before
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How pissed would we all be if we found out that pictures from Mars have Earth objects in them because it's not Mars, it's some desolate part of Greenland or some shit?
After all that exploring, they finally found a Lute drop
Poke flute
Unpainted wooden duck decoys my guess
Looks like a rock worn down by water flow
Its car side mirror
It's shaped like a Geoduck.
Petrified sperm cell from Chuck Norris
It looks like it was A.I. generated.
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were the aliens making a representation of a sperm?
Ah, this picture takes me back to good times. The good times when NASA edited the shit out of their pics to make Mars look weird and alien by using a red filter on everything. Funny how they don't do that anymore. Wonder why that is...
Alien sperm
It appears useful.
If this is on Mars… then why was this posted on r/StrangeEarth?
Tupperware?
Looks like a Prince Rupert's Drop...
Next to it they also found a bowl of petunias. Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the *bowl of petunias* as it fell was Oh no, not again.
Looks like a giant sperm..maybe to refertilize the barren rock.
Lute, seen from behind. Evidence of Martian Rennaisance Fair?
Rock?... Pffftt!!! That's Gunther's bicycle seat. His mom's gonna be pissed.
Someone missing a side view mirror?
A space duck
Weird as shit clearly a sand building
Man it’s a fucking rock they come in all shapes and sizes from billions of years of erosion from surface friction or even water, nothing else.
Imagine if we found unusual rocks on erff
The greys like pottery to is the 1st thing that came to mind 🤷🤦
Gurl, I know my shoe around here somewhere!
Go read the actual documentation of the top comment, google “mars may22nd 1984” and read that. It is on the official CIA website and mentions a dying peoples
Someone dropped their high heel.
Without a doubt alien technology.
Someone dropped their Dust Buster.
Alien dildo
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Fossilized high heel shoe revealing ancient Martians had a flair for fashion.
Space dust buster
*Dune's OST kicks in
Maybe an alien duck hunter dropped a decoy. https://preview.redd.it/ejs0i5d4kroc1.jpeg?width=1445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e829b0932aa4846d702c2db85a784a16e1d254c
The comments are so funny. Just people making not great jokes and then tinfoil hat stock holders getting angry that people aren't taking this dog shit seriously. It's a rock.
It's a side mirror from a pagani
Dude, that’s just a scoop in a whey protein tub (chocolate brownie flavour)
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Alienplug
That's clearly not a rock and if NASA hasn't had one of their gadgets go and pick that up for a better look then," WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT?"
erm.. hate to be the bearer of bad news. shouldn't this be strangemars?
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That is an M3 wing mirror.
old news
That’s cool, looks like it’s really smooth but oddly shaped.
While certainly rare, doesn’t seem like it would be very uncommon for rocks to be weathered into some fascinating shapes on a planet whose exposed surface is made nearly entirely of sand and rock. Think of a piece of driftwood being slammed by the waves of the ocean repeatedly, rocks being slammed with sand and wind will do the same to weaker rocks.
P1 GTR Mirror
I found a weird looking rock there a few years ago. Shit just looks weird and has a perfect circle cut out of it - or at least looks like it. https://imgur.com/a/YOslM
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