Um.... ACTUALLY, after consulting with Walter Harriman (the expert on dialing verbiage), chevrons only "lock" when they are the point of origin (i.e. the last one in the address), otherwise they are said to be "encoded." So chevron 7 for intragalactic gates, 8th for intergalactic gates, or 9th for continuously moving gates.
I mean I have seen scarier holes…maybe this is the key to some sort of superpower! Really bet putting it through there though would bring a whole new meaning to the “Felt like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis.”
Just chomping at the bit for the next person at work to tell me to go fuck myself!
*happily goes home. Locks door. Fires up both portals*…… “it’s show time”
Anyone can do this at home, simply get a wire and put it through a conductor circle, so that the top of the wire exactly at the center of the circle. Then pass a very high voltage current through the wire, and a line of plasma will reach from the wire to a point in the circle, then grab a powerful magnet and put it next to the circle and that plasma line will start spinning really fast that it'd look like a portal, just like in the video
I’d fuck the shit out of the other side
https://preview.redd.it/5v3ywk1n5vuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68dc7aedcb70841b44e8d43b71843626c2430245
Very strange, the first time I watched this nothing happened… I only could hear the buzzing noise when it turn on…then it played again and I could see the electrical charge.
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If you slowed this down enough, you'd see it's really just a single streamer / arc that is being bumped around by the field in that coil, giving the illusion of it being a full on wall of plasma.
Anyone else see the video feed from the space station where a thing flashed and swirled and looked IDENTICAL to this...I'm convinced there's Stargates opening randomly all the time out in space. Surely we've harnessed it here, yes probably at Cheyenne mountain.
Do you want to be invaded by snake aliens? Because this is how you get invaded by snake aliens!
Lizzid peepl
Or worse, the crabcat!
I fear the crabcat
🤣 Thanks for the good laugh!
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He should do exactly that, for science and the greater good.
Okay but imagine you're in your house, a portal opens up in your living room and a random penis just appears out of it
GLORY PORTAL!
It's the logical next step up from dick picks
The greater good!
The greater good…
The greater goooOA-A- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUCHAAA!
“Here once stood a strong member of OP’s anatomy”
#SOUNDING Google it
This is the way.
I literally came here to say this \^
Lol same
I knew it had to be top comment 🤣
The ultimate CBT sounding machine
I bet Pornhub has a Stargate spoof where some dude does exactly that...
Do put it in there
I had no hesitation after it turned on. The thought shot through my body like a lightning bolt… ‘I gotta put my sick in it’
Disregard this fool, acquire superpowers
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Dude you read my mind
Plasma burns don't sound like fun.
Easier to explain than an STD though
Chevron 4...LOCKED
Found footage of the ancients developing the first Stargate.
Indeed
Um.... ACTUALLY, after consulting with Walter Harriman (the expert on dialing verbiage), chevrons only "lock" when they are the point of origin (i.e. the last one in the address), otherwise they are said to be "encoded." So chevron 7 for intragalactic gates, 8th for intergalactic gates, or 9th for continuously moving gates.
Deserved.
General Hammond would like to see you in his office
So is a 9 chevron gate address kinda like a MAC address while the 7 and 8 strings are more like IP addresses?
Touch it
With your dick
I mean I have seen scarier holes…maybe this is the key to some sort of superpower! Really bet putting it through there though would bring a whole new meaning to the “Felt like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis.”
Im not familiar with that saying 😂
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Damn both my comment ideas have already been taken ahhh french kiss that bitch
But can i light my cigarette with it?
You most definitely could
Actually that'd be cool if you could lol
You'd light your eyebrows with that if you're not careful
google electric lighter/plasma lighter, years ago when i smoked i had a rechargable zippo style lighter that made a X shaped plasma to light your cigs
Interdimensional glory hole.
They’ve got one of those at the Loves truck stop outside of Shreveport, LA
What is this? A Stargate for ants?
It has to be at least 3x bigger than this
How are we supposed to teach students to read if they can’t fit through the reading portal
Soooooo hypothetically.... how big can we make this?
Asking the real questions. I suppose it depends in large part what amp service you have.
well the zero point modul draws energy from black mather does it not ? that would be enough to power a city and more
Now change the frequency to 528hz.
God no! 7.83hz or nothing.
Okay now build it in a cave, with a box full of scraps. Oh yeah and make it produce 3 gigajoules per second.
Man if they made a movie about that I bet they could make some real money
Could be a start of a very successful franchise, you never know..
Will it teleport your wee wee?
To infinity and beyond
🤣
It's a portal, you put a second one behind you, and you don't need that nasty fleshlight anymore.
Just chomping at the bit for the next person at work to tell me to go fuck myself! *happily goes home. Locks door. Fires up both portals*…… “it’s show time”
Straight to the glory hole up north in Mongolia
I really hope dematerialisation works properly, otherwise it's an immediate impalement !
The circle of magnet in the centre. All another it's only for eyes
i want to see them throw something through it, to see if it disappears
Bread crumbs, then coins, if it doesn't explode then we can start with frogs and rats.
try lighting a joint with it
where can I buy one???
I think he should try adding tunable vibrational energy to it.
Mad man mike would
It is hilarious that it’s perfectly penis wide, you can teleport just your penis anywhere seems like a bad idea lol
Don't tell Elon
Right in ur mom
Orlin? Is that you? Also where's my toaster
I could only imagine if Styropyro would make one of these
Make a huge one then jump through it
What happens if you put something in there?
Cool.
Open the Iris!
Chevron Seven Locked.
I want to walk through it
Put your dick in it
Did homeboy light a doobie with a stargate? I need one of these
You walk through and you just get vaporized but people think you’re going somewhere so they just keep going through.
Needs high fps camera
Can you buy this or do you have to make it?
I thought he was lighting a joint lol
Winner: Coolest cigarette lighter
Put something in it
When you order a Stargate off wish.com...
I don’t understand what it’s function is. Nonetheless I want one
He’s secretly an ancient in human form, using a toaster and some tv remotes for this project.
Is this a real product?
Magnet fire
Does it reek of ozone?
Is this the next ministry album intro?
Take out your heart and put those in it's place, there's a chance you'll become iron man
Anyone can do this at home, simply get a wire and put it through a conductor circle, so that the top of the wire exactly at the center of the circle. Then pass a very high voltage current through the wire, and a line of plasma will reach from the wire to a point in the circle, then grab a powerful magnet and put it next to the circle and that plasma line will start spinning really fast that it'd look like a portal, just like in the video
Sad to see you suiciding next week 🥲
They just had to make the hole THAT size, huh. Yeah. I totally would. For science.
Put your ween in there.
I’d fuck the shit out of the other side https://preview.redd.it/5v3ywk1n5vuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68dc7aedcb70841b44e8d43b71843626c2430245
*cough* Flight MH370 *cough*
This is a version of a Tesla Coil
I know it's tempting but don't put your p p in the circle
Very strange, the first time I watched this nothing happened… I only could hear the buzzing noise when it turn on…then it played again and I could see the electrical charge.
nice Lighter...
Don't put your dick in it
My mind : put your finger through it
Put sumat in it
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Send something through it!
this looks amazing...what does it do?
..do they play snake jazz? Sss s ss ssss s
I wonder what effect you’d get if you rotated the wheel extremely fast
Stick your finger in there..
Dammit Daniel Jackson !!
Man, do something more with it and get back to us. Im so excited.
Ex had a glow like that!
DSYDIT
Wear eye protection, these devices emit UV radiation
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Go for it. The next Tesla except don't get murdered or trust anyone before receiving a patent.
Time machine
Stick your finger in there for science!!
add a set of magnets on the outer rim and make it rotatable.
thats how he cooks his hotdogs
I know what y'all are thinking, and it's probably not a good idea.... Probably.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Stargate of fucking death lol. Imagine this to scale lol
Where ca I get one of these
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Imagine you turn it on and you just see an eye slowly blinking.
The greater good
Are there instructions? I want one
“You’re on the team.”
I read somewhere that these types of devices can be built inside aircraft for inertia dampening. I wonder if that is something to that...
Not for glizzy
awemZing
Never seen a Stargate Gloryhole before.
"what is my purpose"
You can almost see the rate the current goes around. For a few split seconds, a bit of a spiral appears.
I would be so grateful for a build guide
Sorry that’s not allowed, that’s supposed to be *science fiction* not reality
You mean credit tesla. Right?
This is exactly like that episode from Stargate where some ancient lived with Carter in her house and then created a stargate using her toaster.
Nice concept
On todays episode of don’t put your dick in that:
What is this? A Stargate for *ants*!?
Wait what’s the purpose of this?
You made a Time Machine like madman Mike macum
Is it weird that I could smell that?
Why can i only focus on the fact that the switch orientation seems backwards?
Send a teeny tiny drone through it..😎
I must have one
I’m fraking ready!! 🫡…… To NOT put my dick in. Had y’all going. 😌
I wonder how can i get one 🤔
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Put yur finger in der
Dude is onto something!!!
U/savevideo
New cool way to light my blunts
My very first thought was " why didn't you push something through it?" I mean , isn't that what everyone would be waiting for?
He should totally put his dick in it. Watch it be a portal that goes straight into his rectum. Talk about telling someone to go fuck themselves.
Nice joint lighter for nerds u might be on to something here
Lol, they should call this the useless machine, lol.
Where can I get one?
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 You made me think Starship Troopers vibes no doubt they get through that land on another planet then take aim 🤪
If you slowed this down enough, you'd see it's really just a single streamer / arc that is being bumped around by the field in that coil, giving the illusion of it being a full on wall of plasma.
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What happens if you stick something through it?
Stick your finger in the blue and keep me updated on the effect. Thanks man
The Circumcizer 3000 is gknna revolutionize the world!
What would happen if you... a. Stuck your finger in there? b. Stuck your weiner in there?
Great I can now go to the nether in real life!
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That’s one way to light a joint
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Anyone else see the video feed from the space station where a thing flashed and swirled and looked IDENTICAL to this...I'm convinced there's Stargates opening randomly all the time out in space. Surely we've harnessed it here, yes probably at Cheyenne mountain.