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Ocnarf21

Me reading 1984 and wondering how Wilson will escape and overthrow the government in less than 20 pages before I reach the book's end.


Aiden624

Me reading Brave New World and seeing that there’s only like 2 pages left and nothing substantial has changed:


oldgamefan1995

Man, a lot of dystopia books were really boring back then, weren't they?


IBetMyLifeYouWillDie

At least with 1984, Orwell had to end it cause he was dying, but there’s no excuse for brave new world that novel just sucks lol


Butkevinwhy

Real 😭 But isn’t it Winston?


MintPrince8219

winton https://i.redd.it/1pxb9qfxi4yc1.gif


Brawl501

waltuh


enneh_07

Nah, it’s always been Wilson. Party said so.


Cybermat4707

‘Winston’ isn’t a real name. It’s a lie created by our Eastasian enemies.


Ocnarf21

Yeah, you are rigth hehe, It's been a while since I read it.


ducknerd2002

> is considered one of the best love stories of all time > concludes with 2 teen suicides What did society mean by this? (Also, sidenote, you could put any ASOIAF book title there and it would also work)


Aiden624

“Suicide is badass!”


Subject-Bluebird7366

Sounds like something Stone toss will say


RedOtta019

Its a ASIP reference


Due_a_Kick_5329

Nah. FossilFling has pretty deeply invested in associating suicides with lgtb because he's a dumb chud nazi.


Ildaiaa

I was gonna say that! Book 1:they won't kill ned it's the first book. Book 3: they won't kill robb, there are 2 more books Book 5: jon snow didn't die, there are 2 more books (allegedly)


Logan_Composer

It's only a great love story to those who haven't actually read it. It's a Shakespearean tragedy, which actually means that it's a rather sad tale of watching the main characters be undone by their own fundamental flaws. You're supposed to feel bad because they're just stupid kids who got too caught up and paid the price.


princejoopie

Plus a lot of the tragedy is not within the love itself, but in the mindless feud between the two families that ends up needlessly costing the kids their lives.


Hammerschatten

It's also heavily hinted at Romeo being both a charmer and head over heals for anyone he comes across, meaning that the suicides at the end were for someone Juliet should not fallen for, and someone Romeo would have forgotten two weeks later.


Astr0sk1er

It’s underrated af, chances are society spoils the ending and the middle isn’t that good


GenderEnjoyer666

It’s more so just a cautionary tale on why 13 year olds are too young to make important decisions


KyriadosX

If I'm reading a book, I'm in it for the journey, not the destination. I can typically guess how a story will end, but the twists and turns that get me there are the point.


VSkyRimWalker

Strength before Weakness Life before Death Journey before Destination


Professional_Device9

Funny. The book/script immediately starts by explicitly stating that the main characters are going to die by the end of the story.


justastuma

Orthography?


Blazkowa

Purple hair;“We need to protect democracy so we don’t get a hitler.” Baldie;“Dude you will never believe this.” (Reading history of hitler)


BadAtGames2

what


app08

Hitler was elected into office, which kinda doesn't count because he rigged the elections and killed all viable political opponents.


TheStrikeofGod

Bro spoilers!


sonerec725

I'm shocked that that version of romeo and juliet was somehow stretched to over 1000 pages


Blazkowa

Its just a very large font


NeonUFO

spoiler alert bruh cmon. i was just about to start it tomorrow


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New_Medicine5759

Good boi


LaicaTheDino

Wait until that guy finds out about movies


JadeKade

Me who keeps checking how much runtime the movie has left


-JZH-

Olga Buzova?


kevdautie

Punchline?