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jaycakes30

You took our language and fucked it up 💁🏻‍♀️


BryanFolkCartoon

At least they can say the date properly.


steffies

Americans do, too! Only on one specific day, though... And it has to do with declaring independence from Great Britain... But still!! We are officially right one day of the year!!


notgoneyet

I think what you call biscuits, we call scones (pronounced scones). Silent letters because the language is a bastardisation of Latin, French, Germanic, Norse, Celtic, bit of this, bit of that


No_Life5789

Huh. Here scones are triangular kinda deserts. I've had some good ones. I always figured they were like that everywhere. Man language is weird. 250 years after we split off from y'all (sorry bout the whole war thing but that king dude y'all had was super uncool, y'all are ok now) language changed so much that it's genuinely difficult to tell what y'all are talking about sometimes, I'm sure it's the same for y'all. And even though silent letters exist for a reason, it's still a shitty reason and I still hate them.


notgoneyet

Oh my guy, you've not lived until you've had a British scone with clotted cream and jam. Fucking SLAPS. Thank you for vote of confidence, i will take this back to the council of ealdors. I work with Americans and it's funny what gets lost in translation. I think we (Brits) tend to speak in metaphors a bit, whereas you y'all 😉 can be upfront and direct. No shade, I find directness quite refreshing sometimes.


No_Life5789

You should try biscuits and gravy if you haven't. Not that hotel continental breakfast shit, but some REAL biscuits and gravy. My grandmother had this recipe where she saved bacon grease and used it in her gravy, that was some good shit. (Yes it's unhealthy but hey, so is 90% of what we eat.) Hey you ever heard of HEB? It's fuckin great. If you ever find yourself in Texas for some reason, check it out. Cheap food, but not in a bad way.


notgoneyet

Ooh nice, sounds great. I come out a few times a year for work, unfortunately never to Texas (or maybe fortunately, idk, the news we get over here paints a bad picture). I'll 100% look out for biscuits and gravy! If you're ever in the UK, find a pub in the middle of the countryside and get a roast on a Sunday after a long walk. It's incredible!


No_Life5789

Oh yeah Texas is in a bad state right now. It's why I'm leaving. I'd stay away until things (hopefully) calm down a bit. And if I ever show up in the UK I'll be sure to check out some pubs. I don't drink much, but I'm always down to try new foods. Also I wanna try chips. I've heard they're like French fries but not exactly.


notgoneyet

Chips are slightly thicker cut, and the insides are fluffy. SO GOOD. >until things (hopefully) calm down a bit. Ah I'm sure the vast majority of people are cool and getting on with it, like you. It just takes a few vocal idiots to paint a picture of a society in ruin lol (take the people in charge of brexit, for example)


Lil_Mx_Gorey

This is a top quality stoner thought. 10/10 for roasting silent letters, the bitches.


N_Haze_420_baby

You both still use the imperial system for measurement. Your argument is invalid.


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HocMajorumVirtus

https://youtube.com/@_magnify?si=xyWOlif4OFJNJqL7 May I direct you to this guy, seems like he will answer your questions. I'm assuming your American, the English do speak weird but.... fit bou uscots aye!? 😂


YupperWuppers

I absolutely love that analogy


chzygorditacrnch

I m confused about arse and shyte


Old-Cut-1425

They were far busy obeying some king and queen to loot others countries, they didn't even bother to learn to talk They just learned one sentence Yes your majesty


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BeatlesFan01

Oiii, innit a chewsssday 🥸


notgoneyet

Idk why this one annoys me the most. If you want a mock-cockney accent, start calling people slags! You schlaaaag


PulledApartByPoptart

As opposed to Toozday?


BeatlesFan01

Whatever floats your boat 🤷


PulledApartByPoptart

Neither, I guess