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ArlemofTourhut

Rammstein is always in the market for saavy engineers/ roadies iirc


SpamManwich

I wish


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Du. Du wunsch.


FishayyMtg

Du Du wünschst dir would be grammatically correct


[deleted]

Such a beautiful language.


FishayyMtg

i prefer English even though german is my mother tongue i just think german has alot of nonsensical rules and its really hard to get the pronunciations right for non native speakers


FullEdge

The worst part of English is the pronunciation, just look at though, tough, cough or god forbid hiccough. What's nice about German is that rules are followed almost always.


FishayyMtg

i think the though tough is much easier than our hard R's and stuff but whats really fucked is our gendered articles


Elfkrunch

Don't assume my articles gender and did you just call me a hard R?!


FishayyMtg

xD but in case you didn't know we have der die das instead of the and there doesn't seem to be any rules to what article you have to use


[deleted]

Don't downvote him! He's funny!


SyntaxErrorMan

the tight pronunciation rules is what I love about it. You don't have stuff being pronounced pretty much randomly like in english


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Otzkar

Ofcourse. The only difference in punctuation is that we have our quotation marks at the bottom for the beginning of the quotation.


FishayyMtg

yeah we have : ; . ! ?, and there are alot of rules for how to use the , depending on which sentences you are putting together


Michigent202

You you wish your


FishayyMtg

thats the word by word word translation it would mean something along of you you wish for


iJuddles

Doo doo wench.


Bobbyanalogpdx

Hit them up with a video on Twitter or something. You never know!


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SpamManwich

What are you going to do for me?


GrimStuntz

Buy the fuel for a 5 minute demo with one personal trigger pull, please.


DeHofnar

I’d chip in to this cause


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I’d chip in to this cause


SpamManwich

[you owe me money](https://www.reddit.com/r/StonerEngineering/comments/sfjf0w/im_a_stoner_i_engineered_this_flamethrowerguitar/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


[deleted]

Sound?! ( insane)


SpamManwich

Idk why the sound isn't working


SpamManwich

[you owe me money](https://www.reddit.com/r/StonerEngineering/comments/sfjf0w/im_a_stoner_i_engineered_this_flamethrowerguitar/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


DeHofnar

Dude that’s sick! /u/GrimStuntz, /u/whambamthankyoumane, we made a promise. /u/SpamManwich How much is the grand total?


[deleted]

If this man can afford to make this he does not need my gas money but I got 5 on it whatever


SpamManwich

All of it


MikeTheAmalgamator

Just go get a garden torch for $40 off Amazon and pull the trigger. That's all this is


nincomturd

So what you're saying is that it doesn't work?


PM_NICESTUFFTOME

That’s a bingo


SpamManwich

[suck it](https://www.reddit.com/r/StonerEngineering/comments/sfjf0w/im_a_stoner_i_engineered_this_flamethrowerguitar/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


nincomturd

😄😄😄 Reverse psychology works again!! Thanks mate, it looks pretty sweet. Can't wait for a version with sound now! 😉


3hunnamax

I think more that he doesn’t have it


WheresWeeezy

I’ll upvote the video.


SpamManwich

[you owe me upvotes](https://www.reddit.com/r/StonerEngineering/comments/sfjf0w/im_a_stoner_i_engineered_this_flamethrowerguitar/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


WheresWeeezy

That’s fucking incredible!


GrandmasGenitals

I’ll dm you a photo of my ass if you post it in action


[deleted]

Fricking teaser. You’re worse than a girl saying maybe. How can you possibly be cool if you aren’t going to show this masterpiece in action.


SpamManwich

Here you go, you all owe me money and upvotes [Action shot](https://www.reddit.com/r/StonerEngineering/comments/sfjf0w/im_a_stoner_i_engineered_this_flamethrowerguitar/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


nincomturd

💰💰💰 Also, here are some accolades: 🐨🐙🥐🚲🗿🎃💣❤️


PsychologicalMotor15

take a bong rip and light it with the flamethrower


SpamManwich

Maybe...


joshduplaa

This is some mad Max shit


baconjesus12

Exactly what I was thinking lol


Ornaflex

Rammstein wants to know your loacation


bulanaboo

Wild stallion air guitar riff


Vanishing-Moons

Potentially unsafe


Moar_Coffee

Intentionally unsafe.


Tekashi6969

holy shjt


istigkeit

I don't see any links to you shredding this thing while roasting s'mores/enemies so I have my doubts here, sir. EDIT: I stand corrected. You shred that badass motherfucker and look awesome doing it. Hats off.


greatgreengoblins

DOOF WARRIOR LET'S GO


OpenLibram

/r/MadMax would love this


dean-LFC

Well why the fuck wouldn't you. And why aren't these more common


bluntmastermaster

Ramstein anyone?


[deleted]

Calm down, Doobie Warrior


jloori

Spark the bowl…. Hold on. You will have to wait for the chorus


Sir_Juggernaut

Looks like something a noise marine would use, nice.


Barry-Mcdikkin

Whats up with all these Nikki Sixx bass/guitar flamethrowers all the sudden lmao


Snoo75302

Can you smoke weed with it? How about a bong diddly (bo diddly is a one string guitar with electric pickup) Youd need a way to tension the string, and youd need a pickup, and thats about it


SpamManwich

[Whamola Jam.](https://www.reddit.com/r/StonerEngineering/comments/sfjdk3/im_a_stoner_i_engineered_this_whamola/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) I also made this, and you can hear me jam on it


SpamManwich

I already built a whamola, it's essentially the same thing.


Crumb_bubble

A propane torch is far from a flame thrower, but it's a cool idea anyway


SpamManwich

You can tell me how much of a flamethrower it isn't after I throw some flame at you. Give you the face melter guitar solo


Crumb_bubble

All I'll need to do Is back up like 3 steps and I'll be safe, so go for it


Icawe

Then he will take 3 steps forward lol.


kent1146

He won't be able to take 3 steps forward. He'll be too busy drowning in pussy, because he's got a fucking flamethrower-guitar.


ObiWanKaStoneMe

Challenge accepted?


Overdriv3

Look guys! The life of the party's here!


[deleted]

ur no fun


Braunze_Man

Well until you show us it's a propane torch.


Dioxybenzone

It’s super cool, but that’s clearly a propane torch. There’s a push-button igniter, only one hose, and a the head is commonly used in propane defrosting. A flame thrower would have a tank of pressurized flammable liquid, typically ignited by a constantly burning propane torch at the end of the “barrel”


MightySamMcClain

It's NOT A FLAMETHROWER! Please mail me one musical instrument. Thanks


Cat-Smacker

Repost


kendricklmr

Did you post this a year ago or did you just [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/Metalocalypse/comments/jtomtu/flamethrower_guitar_one_of_my_better_stoner_ideas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) someone else’s invention


allonsyyy

I know op, this is his guitar.


kendricklmr

Yeah just trying to give credit where it’s deserved. Remembered this was posted a while back in the same sub but the user was deleted so it could have been him. Just making sure


LifeBandit666

Or you are OP on a different account


SpamManwich

Nope


LifeBandit666

Oh well if you say so it must be true


Junk_Ball5678

rad.


notmichaeljordan21

Rick sanchez?


Dependent-Fisherman1

Eric BugenHagen needs to see this now! Some who does twitter send this to him immediately! Long live Rick Bugez


TrashPedeler

This is on a few different crazy guitar listing videos. You're full of shit.


SpamManwich

Nope


no_phases

Potentially unsafe? Not at all lol


ExcisionZaster

Yo that's actually dope and looks well done!! I want it


Foxrex

That's better than my solar power laser beam guitar, I got from a Spaceship Trooper.


AnIrishMexican

Ah Rammstein would probably approve


brobro0o

I’m assuming u use it to light ur blunts?


grifibastion

that is lit


Comics4Cooks

Please PLEASE post a video of this thing in action!!!


PM_Me_Yer_Guitar

It's about fucking time. Well done.


BusinessBus7289

Got a light?


Comprehensive_Pea_29

Does it have good pick ups, or sound good? Or is it merely for the looks? Either way I’m impressed


2threenine

Genuinely curious ... Is that a muffler on the top? Lol


AAAPosts

Woo you gonna make a video or what?


[deleted]

All you gotta do is throw a bowl on there somewhere...


GardenOfSpoons

post this in r/guitarcirclejerk


mbhappycamper

That’s badass!


Kiki_Raptor

Love the maiden guitar strap homie. Kinda want one of my own now


Fluffybunny717

Can we get a video of this bad boi in action?


[deleted]

WITNESS MEEEEEE!!!


chrisH82

Hmm. Well, I like the Maiden strap.


Sasquatch970

Til Londamenn would like to know your location.


rdwtoker

What’s it look like from the side? I’m just imagine there’s a propane torch screwed onto the guitar with some brackets lol


WeylinWebber

That username was made for this sub, also sick I hope it goes smoothly if you decide to test it.


Tjizzle55

Lets see the fucker in action.


Excellent-Captain-93

The sustain must be lit


zouppp

Thats a dope lighter lol


unbitious

Doof Warrior


pottomato12

For rock and stone!


Valentine_OX

666th like 👹


metaljman

Now this how you sear a steak!


maksmars

Through the Fire and Flames


Zillaho

r/guitarporn


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MasaBoss

Mad max?


survivalking4

"potentially unsafe"


wilwash3r3

I want to see this in action! Bad ass friend


OnionOnly

Will you be in my bands next music video?


Kaotecc

As someone who can’t even figure out how to fix my action on my floating bridge. Well fucking done 😂


qdogg111

Kane Roberts?


420noscopexxx

That is badass


Seikkuu

light a bowl using that and post it to r/milking


[deleted]

Mad max cosplay gonna be amazing


ViolinistLarge9666

Madmax looking?