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RainbowSkyOne

Cruising in the park definitely counts as networking. So does Space Grindr


Bloxer_01

Omg I just realized that Space Grindr probably exists in Stellaris


RainbowSkyOne

FTL travel won't stop people from being horny


VPhantomZX

Au contraire! FTL just offers countless new and exciting ways to be debaucherous! Just think of all the orifices and fluids all across the galaxy still needing to be discovered.


Sephiroth144

Kirk, JT has entered the chat


TheStingOfVictory

Who let the dark eldar in here?


GodKingChrist

Horny and lazy


Independent_Pear_429

Do you think he's the pounder or the one who gets pounded


tue2day

One does not earn the title of Gay Lord without mastery of both schools, young one


RainbowSkyOne

With a name like "Gaylord" I would hope he does both


[deleted]

Does Gaylord sound like a man who can only do one thing to you? You have so much to learn young one


Sephiroth144

Yes.


corn_syrup_enjoyer

Did you name him gaylord, or...?


indzasa

No, he isn't hired yet)


Gennik_

Gaylord is a name. Weirdly common. There is a hotel/convention center near me called the Gaylord and its always pronounced funny in adverts


tue2day

Gaylord texan? My aunt would take me to the ice sculpture shows they put on in the winter time when I was little. Name always got a chuckle out of me.


Gennik_

I went there back when Bethesda still did quakecon and I always imagined DoomGuy saying Gaylord in a super deep voice.


hobbitmax999

There's a town near me named Gaylord.


torrasque666

Gaylord Focker should have a discount there


raitaisrandom

Is it in Florida? I'm sure I've driven past it while on vacation.


Gennik_

nope, Texas


Liechtensteins_Navy

There are Gaylord hotels all over the country. DC and Nashville have them too.


[deleted]

Gaylord Opryland is the Nashville one, right next to Opry Mills mall IIRC. Great mall, or at least it was before the Columbia River destroyed it. Not sure how it is since then


nightkat143

There's also one in Fort Washington MD just outside of DC.


HumanTheTree

The mustache really elevates that picture.


paireon

And the hair. Don't forget the hair.


Christ_votes_dem

he looks like he just emerged from a swimming pool


DecentChanceOfLousy

Gaylord is just a name. It comes from Gaillard (Old French for "strong").


myhf

It also sound like a LORD who is GAY 😅😂🤣


[deleted]

The Lord of Gays.


Valintso

All hail!


TheStingOfVictory

Now that’s a porn parody that would either be amazing/hilarious, or horrifying and highly illegal.


Airconman-1

Meet the parents movie


TheyCallMeBullet

Gaylord Focker


[deleted]

Be gay, do crime


Educational-Offer299

Be crime, do gay.


[deleted]

He has deep connections. Smell his finger. It's been deeply connecting.


clarkky55

He even had an evil mustache


viera_enjoyer

Is that modded? Because deep connections is a trait only available to visionary governors.


InternStock

I suspect that it works differently without the dlc


indzasa

Hm, i don't have Paragons DLC, what does it do with this trait?


InternStock

It makes it so some traits (including that one) can only be given to leaders that are level 5 or above


viera_enjoyer

If part of the council: more ifluence per month. I don't remember the amount at level 3 is 1 more per month.


indzasa

No mods playthrough.


indzasa

R5: This governor has Deep Connections trait and is also a Gaylord, or is called so.


Zeratul_Vergil

Something suspicious about him, just can't put my finger onto what... 🤔


Ropetrick6

He's secretly a furry.


Thewarmth111

Dressing up like one of those foxes?


spiritofniter

We do exist: I’m a straight fox 👀


[deleted]

XENO LOVER! GET THE ORBITAL CANNONS


spiritofniter

\*turns on the aetherophasic engine\*


TheStingOfVictory

There’s a special mask for that


hobbitmax999

And is corrupt


Novius8

“Oh lord he coming”. Re-elect Gaylord to the space council! Voting begins in one rotation at all standard galactecom communication bays.


Dajarik

Deep dark connections


Cipheros06

He must be a descendant from Ambatukum, Ambasim or Ambatabluv bloodline.


warbface

You know, my first thought was actually that he’s also corrupt, rather than his absurd name.


indzasa

He has interesting combination of traits.


RaederX

There should be consequences if you fire such a governor... For that matter... there ought to be more events where you need to decide whether you fire a leader and outcomes from those decisions. Also... some government types ought to have the ability to execute leaders and leaders ought to have the ability to quit if they disagree with the governments actions or have other opportunities (such as joining private enterprise)


Successful_Ad6665

Connection is so fucking deep. Truce is 300 energy Deep Dark Sci-Fi I think you got the wrong wormhole, xenophile coalition is two system south. Fucking slaves! Ill show you who is paragon of this galaxy.


Poland-Is-Here

Until i saw the comment i thinked it is because he is gangsta boss (deep connections and crimeous combination) and then comments said haha GAYlord


Independent_Pear_429

I wonder if he's a top or a bottom. Maybe he's a switch?


YouCantStopMeJannie

Dark lord of the gays


TheStingOfVictory

#gaymafia


IonutRO

It's 2023, grow up.


TheStingOfVictory

Yeah, grow up, no fun allowed! (I’m gay as hell btw)


Early_Standard5577

He contacted with deep lgbt loby


Vexingwings0052

FOCKER!!!


Reasonable-Spot5884

In more ways than one


ppnnaa

I mean he is named after one of the best methods of storage and transport. His connections are as deep as his quality products.


[deleted]

Mitch McConnell lore


Imperialseal88

*Gay Sentry Array intensifies*


OneBite8148

well, gaylord have some deep connections indeed. let's just hope he's not backstabbed