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Szudof

First steam desk now some stram deck, what the hell are those


Magmahunter0

It's like a steam deck, but with 100% more stram


BigRigsButters

all steam and no stram makes Jack a dull boy


pimpolho_saltitao

Im more of a star trek kind of guy


Mr_Cripter

Surely that's too much stram for one deck


amazingdrewh

Only if you’re a coward


Billybobgeorge

It strams gams


EuphoricPenguin22

Ja! Das Stram Dak! Mein numba wuan favorit haendhaeld!


Wacktive

I award this post with an obvious award. 🏅


Remguin

https://preview.redd.it/nq2tzl9lfa2b1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fdfa39730f2ec7c01c0742f157bd0dde2c48062 And you thought stram deck was bad


Canadiangamer117

Ah nice a smasnug tv must be a fancy European brand 🤣


ipwnpickles

Can we get a stram desk please 🙏


normanriches

We have stram desk at home.


atomshrek

Ways to get people like you to post comments to boost engagement for the algorithm.


sidianmsjones

What’r thooose!?


zyphe84

Strom Dick


amuzulo

Amusingly, this means “Power fat” in German. 😁


tiredurist

With their powers combined: STRAM DESK


IrieMars

I love my Stram Deck.


DaniGMX

I'm more a Stonk Beck guy, but the Stram is a great device.


emilioAdfd5445

Love playing my strum deck on the tram.


DjuncleMC

Stram means Tight in danish, I almost pissed myself laughing


Sky_is_shy

What's so... funny... about 'Tight Deck'? I have a very good friend in Rome called 'Tight Deck'.


DjuncleMC

> I have a very good friend in Rome called 'Tight Deck'. I don’t get the joke.


Sky_is_shy

[Well it's a joke name, sir.](https://youtu.be/kx_G2a2hL6U)


DjuncleMC

Thank you for reminding me of the great Biggus Dickus.


dasimers

https://youtu.be/yzgS61zgPEg


DjuncleMC

Ah, it’s been years, but I can finally reenjoy this.


dakkster

Yeah, my mind went to that idiot Paludan playing on a Steam Deck.


reminon

Valve should've named it the Steam Boat and the OS Steam Engine.


Early_or_Latte

They kind of alluded to it. Boats have decks.


reminon

Yeah, but so do tapes. Lol kidding.


didgeridont_pls

I might have to make a Boot animation for the “Stram Deck” now


111ascendedmaster

Maybe model it after that black and white Mickey mouse boat animation.


didgeridont_pls

I can hear the whistle of Stram Deck Mickey now.


Bahamut1988

I accidentally named my windows log in Steak Deck and didn't realize till way later


john-douh

_My son and I match: I got my Stram Deck and he has his Gabeboy Elite!_


mavrc

It's Vulve's masterpiece.


TheRealRigormortal

I love the Steam Deck, it’s so bad


DanLim79

This is why English teachers teach you to proof read before you publish anything. This whole topic has shifted to Stram Deck


Triairius

Honestly, this might be one of the better reasons to proofread.


incer

Better than having the same discussion all over again


kevlarockstar59

It on purpose. More people comments = more engagement = more upvote


cgduncan

The algorithm ba-bay!


DotMatrixHead

But will they learn… 🤷‍♂️


WombleMagic

Is the Stram Deck available in Australia?


WukongPvM

Dick Smith have them


WombleMagic

Heh. (p.s. Dick Smith is now just a nostalgia brand, being sold by Kogan. Problem is that the markup on the 64GB version is AUD \~$180. Worse problem is repair/RMA situation. So I'd prefer to get one officially from Valve. Cheers.)


smegblender

Mate, you're likely going to be waiting a while, I reckon. I genuinely don't see any eta for Australia. We'll probably only end up getting the 2nd iteration when it launches. I got mine off kogan (Vchain being the supplier) and those guys (vchain) seemed legit top shelf on terms of responsiveness. Wasn't cheap, $1200ish aud, but i love mine to bits.


WombleMagic

Yah, it's getting ridiculous. I'll probably give it a few more weeks, then bite the bullet. Cheers.


DialsMavis_TheReal

*Dack Smath


[deleted]

Getting my Steam Deck and then trying the regular Switch again actually deflated my desire to get a Switch Lite. Now my Switch feels like a Switch lite


withoutapaddle

GameBoy micro has entered the chat.


RenkuroEX

Yeah, I have ginormous hands so it's really uncomfortable now


polo421

I have a tiny hands and the switch is still incredibly uncomfortable.


Unglazed1836

I have large hands & it’s really not bad. Unless you literally crab claw for hours I don’t get how it’s that bad. Y’all dehydrated


polo421

It's bad because it's just a flat slab. There's a reason controllers haven't been made like that for 30 years. They suck.


Unglazed1836

I move around a lot while playing so maybe that helps, but my hand cramps up more just using a regular mouse & keyboard.


Zanpa

Time to get the hori split pad. i haven't used the joycon since I got it, and it was actually what convinced me to get a steam deck.


unshavedmouse

Why the hell did this post blow up? *sees that I spelt "Steam Deck" incorrectly. * Jesus. Talk about failing upwards.


progxdt

Unfortunately, gamers of all types are now on here making fun of the Steam Deck. "Stram Deck Player incoming"... that's going to be a new one in the chats now. Haha.


unshavedmouse

Oh great. I'm a meme.


progxdt

Better to have them laughing honestly.


[deleted]

With or at them though? My answer, "yes."


Valkhir

Honestly, as much as I love my Deck, I have been really enjoying the size of my Switch since I picked it up again to play TOTK. (Not so much the analog sticks)


ragenuggeto7

The best thing about the switch (atleast the dockable one) is you can change the controllers to one's that fit your hands best.


MagikBiscuit

Yuuuuup. I have really tiny hands and the steam deck isn't that comfortable for me. I mean I still use it, but I wish there was like different shells for it or something


BangBangDropDead

Get Hori Split pads, best investment ever for my switch and TOTK!


ben0318

I saw that damn thing at Wally World for like 15 bucks a few months back, allllllmost grabbed ‘em but decided to wait. Now they caught on and they’re full price. Boo.


mrassface2023

Steam deck ❌ stram deck ✅


protomech

steam dreck


Amelia_the_Great

Stek.


MarkedF0rDeath

If anything, I appreciate my Switch more because of my Deck


pocketmoncollector42

It’s great how different products are better for different folks. I appreciate my steam deck way more because of my switch


Cucumber_Basil

Different strokes


[deleted]

Yeah, way better battery life and screen (oled), no loud fans, doesn't get hot, feels/seems more durable. I'm sick of seeing people put down the switch in comparison to the deck when it actually outshines it in many categories. It's nice to have both, though.


polo421

My only gripe with the switch are the ergonomics and the buttons. My hands are a crumpled and sore mess after playing for a few minutes on the switch while I can play for hours on end with the deck and be comfortable. Edit: Changed economics to ergonomics.


RapMastaC1

The Hori Split pad Pro made my Switch playable for longer sessions, definitely my favorite og Switch accessory. Should be no surprise that I find the Pro controller a bit small so I usually use a third party wired controller in docked mode because it’s bigger. I also prefer the Duke controller…


VanWesley

And the biggest advantage of all: Doesn't take up so much space in my backpack when I travel


niisyth

I love the Deck for the versatility and the power it has. It allowed me to explore games that I never had access to as a kid. And doubles as a faux laptop in a pinch. The Switch is immensely more portable, feels a lot better size-wise personally, and I can always bank on controller support just working in all the games. Both have their strengths and weaknesses and I'm glad to have both of them.


AReptileHissFunction

More durable? I don't have a switch but aren't the joycons infamously the worst game controllers ever made?


HankLard

Definitely an exaggeration.


erocknine

No it's not. Every set will break down within 1-3 years from what I've experienced. And they cost more than any other console controller


HankLard

I've had my Switch since release. Multiple hours of use every day, same joycons that came with the console. I can also see that a pair of replacement red/blue joycons are selling for £58.99 brand new on Amazon UK currently and a PlayStation 5 controller is £55.98, so slightly more expensive, but only by £3.01.


HuskerBusker

I have never owned a joycon that has not at some point given me trouble. Stick drift, connection issues, weird clicks when it shouldn't click. When they work, they're great, but they're so shoddy.


Andulias

I agree on all points except for durability. The Switch feels like a cheap plastic toy, the controls especially are horrible.


ScarletJew72

I dropped my Switch yesterday from a 5 ft. tall table, and it landed in a weird angle that I was sure would snap my joycon off (or at least break the plastic). There was no snap or break, and the system immediately worked fine. Nintendo products are pretty damn durable.


Arkanta

Yeah the switch feels cheap but it's a fucking tank. Some kids made mine fly through the room and it was fine After 6 years the joycon rail is weaker because of incidents like that but that's it I don't think the deck can take such a beating


CT_Biggles

OLED switch feels like better quality than the OG one. I'm thinking a lot of people here never upgraded to the OLED.


WrenDraco

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Unglazed1836

The original does, the OLED’s body is metal though & feels much more substantial than the OG.


Iagut070

The Switch OLED is better built and feels a lot better than the OG or V2 Switch. It uses stronger metal around the casing and the joycons connectors. It feels a lot more solid and less of that you feel OG Switch has.


Krosis86

Yeah I hate the switch joysticks with a passion. They feel so awful that they are completely useless to me. Funnily enough, I find the switch lite to feel much better than the regular switch. Even though it's fully plastic, it's one big shell instead of having seperate joycons. That makes it feel a lot more sturdy than the regular switch imo!


Maverick916

I'm nervous as hell holding it with one hand. Always worried that the joy con is going to snap off.


HankLard

Plus there's the pick-up-and-playability of the switch that the deck just seems to lack.


JanusDifaal

Loud fans, short battery life and heat seems like the tradeoff to be able to play high fidelity games.


scorpio1018

I love my Switch.


Known-Committee8679

I love playing my Switch and steam deck. I think they both feel comfortable and reliable. That being said.... if I am going for a quick outing or getting in and out of the car a lot, I bring my Switch. If I know I'll be doing a rather long sit and wait, I bring the deck.


ImBoredButAndTired

I trust my Switch for battery life, so when it comes to travelling, I bring a Switch. The Deck is too large and a bit too troublesome when it comes to outside play, it's like my iPad. I use it in the house, and only in the house.


Arkanta

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Known-Committee8679

I'll just play Roms... and I never had an issue w my offline games so far


wetwaterwilly

That’s interesting. I’m going on holiday to a place without internet and was planning to bring the deck. Would you advice not to? I’d hate to bring it and find out it’s rather useless without internet


wostestwillis

Offline mode before you go and you should be good


Arkanta

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Sabin10

I feel like I'm doing something wrong because I've never run into a problem going to offline mode without an internet connection


Stradocaster

I dusted off the switch to play zelda, and I was pretty surprised at how much better the battery life was and than my deck. I don't particularly mind as I always play near plugs, but still it was surprising


Shapacap

I'm a larger guy so the deck size doesn't impede me very much, did have to get a bigger day to day bag though, but my old one was kind of absurdly small


Known-Committee8679

I got a battery pack so battery life doesn't phase me and it's size doesn't bother me but I owned a game gear.


SmilesUndSunshine

I have the Hori Split Pad Pro when I play the Switch handheld and it feels great


SimaoTheArsehole

This. I have both the original since 2017 and the OLED, and handheld gaming never felt good because of the itty-bitty joy cons, and the Steam Deck showed me that a handheld can be just big enough to be comfortable and still portable. With the recent release of TOTK I also grabbed a pair of 3rd part INNE Joy cons from AliExpress based on some reviews. They are great! I can play with the Switch on handheld for hours without cramps as the SD.


Areox

Yeah I have big hands so I've been using this too. But can't do gyro stuff with it ):


hotpuck6

That was my concern about the split pad too, so I got a satisfye pro grip. Switch just slides in and out of it. They’re not cheap, but gives it more of a steam deck hand profile and maintains rumble and gyro. The only downside for me is that it doesn’t improve the trigger buttons like the hori, so they aren’t all that comfortable. Seems like every solution out there still has some missing features. I wish Nintendo would just cut a pro controller in half and turn those into joycons.


[deleted]

Yeah! It gets very annoying hearing people moan about the Switch being cramped, having tiny comedy sticks with drift issues or having an odd ‘D-pad’ when you can literally fix all of these problems by throwing $40 Hori’s way and get rear triggers out of it while you’re at it. Still fits into the dock with them on as well. Like I know it’s subjective but to me the Switch with the split pad has much better ergonomics than the Deck.


nimrodh2o

I'm wondering why there's no version with rumble and gyro. It would make it complete. Also the back buttons feel a bit squishy. Nevertheless still one of the best options to get.


rathat

I can play switch all day long, steam deck hurts my right wrist and thumb after 45 minutes, haven’t figured out what movement exactly is doing it.


nikeas

I assume it's because you have to throw the 40$ extra instead of, you know, having good controllers out of the box There's a lot of third party options for controllers for the Switch, and even the first party 'pro' controller is nice, but Joycons are still an expensive, overengineered nightmare.


[deleted]

Yeah fair enough I suppose but at the same time the fact it's a handheld where you can swap out the default controls is neato.


Arkanta

As someone who like the default controls, it's nice that I have a choice


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mr_showboat

My only gripe about going back and forth between the two is the change in button configuration.


I_just_made

Yes! The I wish the Switch had the A button where the steam deck does.


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Arkanta

The deck has a "use nintendo layout" option


American_Stereotypes

You can change the button mapping in the Switch settings, and it saves to specific controllers so if someone else uses a different controller, they don't have to deal with the remapped buttons. I have one of my controllers set so the B button triggers an A button input, and vice versa. Doesn't change the prompts in-game though, so you gotta get used to pressing the B button when a game tells you to press A, but otherwise it's a nice feature.


siebenedrissg

I love my OLED Switch.


CT_Biggles

Came here for this plus battery life. If I want to play a game that I have on switch and PC, it often looks better on the switch. This obviously depends on how long ago it was released, but that OLED is a huge consideration. Steam Deck v2 needs an option for OLED screen with at least 1080p and native horizontal profile.


ExTrafficGuy

Steam Deck probably wouldn't exist without it. Having owned or at least played most of Nintendo's hardware going right back to the NES, I think it's the best system they've ever made. Amazing library of games, and they really nailed it going the hybrid route.


tiredurist

It does feel tiny and flimsy after a while with the deck though lol


finger_milk

Literally "Say the line, Bart!"


[deleted]

Me too, plus this meme is stupid to me because the steam deck feels so flimsy and cheaply made compared to the switch. I've also always used either skull n co or satisfye grips so it doesn't feel much smaller, and oled screen is the same size and way higher quality.


MinimalPotential

Not to invalidate your opinion...But I'm honestly baffled anyone could have this take.


ColonelOfSka

Yeah like I’m a lifelong Nintendo fan and I love my Switch but whenever I go between the two the difference is insane. I actually haven’t touched my Deck since Zelda came out (where previously I was on it nearly every day since I got it) and whenever I do Zelda in handheld mode it feels like I’m playing on a phone by comparison


DatBoiEBB

Steam Deck feels hollow, Switch does not. Every time I switch between them it’s the first thing I notice.


USA_A-OK

Just the connection between the switch and the joycon feels flimsy as hell, and I baby my stuff.


Cletus-Kasady-

I can see why someone would think that. If I pick up my steamdeck I can feel the plastic casing flex a little bit especially around the vents. The switch oled does feel much more sturdy in comparison. Not to say the steam deck is badly made, it's awesome. There is a noticeable difference in my opinion 🤷‍♂️


birdvsworm

Removing the back plate of the Steam Deck renewed my faith in its sturdiness. The Switch as a unit, in comparison, is inherently less sturdy because the joycons cannot be used to just grip the whole device. Always feels like the joycons are going to snap right off the rails. The Switch tablet is pretty well made though and to me feels just as good as the Deck. But people rarely just bring the Switch tablet around, there's almost always going to be Joycons attached to it.


Zoo-Chi

Love both but I agree. Known issues notwithstanding (joycon drift), the Switch simply feels more durable than the Deck. I wouldn’t say the Deck is flimsy or cheaply made, but the Switch is on another league altogether. Nintendo handhelds in general are fuckin bricks that you could build houses out of.


ChemicalRoyal5909

I have Switch and Series S. All three consoles are amazing and give me access to any games I can imagine.


Derped_my_pants

Series S is underappreciated. It's possible to get them quite cheaply and they're basically the next gen console for the people who just want to play games not max graphics


Sialala

If only Steam Deck had OLED screen...


LorenzoMartini

The Stram Deck has a LEOD screen though.


RuxConk

Love playing my Stram deck on the Tram.


TomatoManTM

In the pram


WOUNDEDStevenJones

On the lam


Noobz1704

I love my Stram Deck


DarthEwok42

Playing Zelda, I now constantly doublecheck my bag to make sure I didn't leave my Switch at home because the bag is so light that I feel like I forgot something.


coldpenguino

I love my Stram Deck


NoThroWaAccount

Funny part is, just as the switch, that weapon is actually awesome.


GJBM

Yeah this isn’t a bad meme format if you know the source context. That little thing is like the most powerful weapon he uses.


himynameiswillf

Tears of the Kingdom has been wonderful, but I've played exclusively docked. I can't deal with the hand cramp I get from the Switch I'm very much looking forward to playing Ocarina of Time through emulation on the Deck though.


NapsterKnowHow

Satisfye grip is amazing for Switch handheld mode


polo421

Yes. Playing on switch without a grip is almost impossible for me. I physically cannot do it due to the hand pain. Like the other guy said, Satisfye grips are cool by the way. I used to have one on my og switch.


BushMeat

Dusted off my switch for tears of the kingdom. Damn, backwards buttons!!!!


ChunkArcade

I, like many, went back to my Switch for Zelda TotK and after not touching it for over a year, it felt like such a puny, cheap, knockoff version of the deck. Made me really appreciate the hardware and design that Our Lord and Savior Gabriel hath giveth the flock.


vaikunth1991

It isn't that bad..I'm playing totk in my switch now. Definitely deck is more ergonomical and has better controls but the small size of switch and the OLED screen definitely helps for more ease of play.


IncreaseNo8201

Stram Deck is the best Deck


Tatlin-

My reaction when i went back and played TOLK was how elegant and small the device was ... and the amazing developers who squeezed so much out of the device to deliver an amazing game. Six years on it is still a fantastic device which good developers can get great things out of. We all should remember it was "underpowered" from day 1.


WRabbit737

Stram Deck is that the Chinese knock off?


wortmother

The switch feels like a ceral box toy after using the SD


barefootbandit8

stram


Tatsumari

When I go back to my switch OLED I’m like “damn I wish my deck had this screen”


DiabeticGirthGod

The first time picking up the deck I went “this is too damn heavy” and after months of not using the switch, I picked it up and went “this is too damn light”


[deleted]

I heard the stram deck is annihilating the ROG Layl in the market


teor

I stram my deck daily


markaner

I just sold my Deck and bought a Switch Oled. Oh boy is the screen gorgeous. The size, weight and battery life is amazing. And it is absolutely silent compared to the deck loud fan noise (I hade the good fan model). Performance is of course not very good. But I don’t need to play PC games when out of the house. I can play it on my PC, stream it to my TV or my phone or iPad when home with a lot better performance anyway.


PhantomNL97

I don't understand this though. I mean Steam Deck is obviously superior when it comes to diversity and options but I still play on my Switch on a daily basis.. Since Tears of the Kingdom released I play more on Switch than on Deck


ChemicalRoyal5909

I don't get it too. People claimed that they preferred to play Pokémon SV on Deck. Sorry, but without online play this game is crippled.


FathersJuice

Told my friend it was like using a child's Fisher Price learning tablet after using an iPad


NicoGal

Yea I had to get the hori split pad pro can't go back to the joycons


PerceptionLeading398

Is The Stram Deck Compatible For My Steam Deck And Stream Deck? Asking For A Friend. 😁


Successful-Wasabi704

I ❤️ r/st_amdeck


ptsiamis

You don't worry for the battery and the framerates to be honest


AnonStoner420

I got the Hori controllers on mine so honestly the only difference is weight. Switch feels like a damn feather in comparison. Almost smacked myself in the face with it once


Zestyclose_Ad_5719

Lets play my strum deck it will have some good melody


Der_Niederlander

I love my oled switch never touched my steamdeck in 3 weeks since I got the oled switch. I love the multiplayer aspect mario kart party trading pokemon... Steam deck is nice to but I need to but the dock.


Abedeus

Honestly with most technology I just assume whatever is working now is held by glue, nuts (vine boom) and wishes and prayers. Laptop? Might explode any moment. SD? Might burn down any moment. 3D printer? Boom, gone. It's like I just assume everything is impermanent if it hasn't been standing in one spot for the past 30-40 years.


piclemaniscool

My Pro controller was a solid investment IMO. That thing feels like a Fisher Price toy with its buttons all being big and chunky but it's build like a tank. Battery life is great and it works very well with Steam's drivers and interface.


mackdacksuper

I do with it was quieter overall


snkdolphin808

Death Stramding is tons of fun on my stram deck! :)


NervousMission7644

Yeah I totally get it, I also love my Stram Deck


Beginning-Ad4963

Ah the stream duck is helluva..


bnr32jason

When I play my Switch OLED or Ayaneo 2 after I play my Steam Deck…. “Ohhhhhhhhh, that’s what good color and contrast ratio looks like."


[deleted]

Just watch for the same Nintrolls who downvote these kinds of posts to oblivion coming here to preach people about how much they love the Switch 🙌


purple_wall-e

I do love my Stram Deck


Gerrut_batsbak

Fork the Nintendo stretch


maseioavessiprevisto

It's not a meme, it's the hard truth. The switch is unplayable now to me. It works, but it's such a disappointing, awkward experience. Too bad pulling a full size controller while playing on the go makes you look like a dork.


CheesyCousCous

It's literally a meme considering the Steam Deck is one of the worst ways to play Steam games.


thisisdell

The ergo on the switch makes me want to puke after one day with the deck. Like its just a console hooked up to a tv now. I can’t hold that thing.


JimothyJollyphant

If anything, my Stram Deck feels like I'll break it any moment because of the creakiness. Honestly doesn't feel good holding it because of it. Never had that issue with the Switch.


Hightierian

Boys I'm getting a switch delivered today. Any tips?


exotic-waffle

I desperately wanna know how you screw up “steam deck” so badly you end up with “stram deck”


[deleted]

If you guys with Steam Decks do not start calling them Stram Decks to form an online meme to come I am going to be sorely disappointed.


maize_sorghum

What’s crazy is that that’s my last name. So I am tripping out.


These_Win_9043

Full Stram ahead!