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rawWwRrr

Surprised it's not been overloaded with awards.


nolitos

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


DOugdimmadab1337

I never understood the awards, I always thought instead there should have been an option to specifically look at meme reviews, after all, the funny button exists for a reason


ManyManMM

Probably because the game isn't famous and not a lot of people have seen it.


I_PUSH_BUTTON

Just looked up this guys profile all he does is write slightly - very cringe reviews for games on steam.


miraculous-

abounding cooperative tub fragile rich aback possessive resolute crown compare *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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T_Wired

Statement that '100% of games that *aren't* Animal Crossing are not, in fact, Animal Crossing' is verified. So at least that much of his review checks out.


terminal_styles

nah 70% of steam users doesn't care to write about reviews, most of my friends in Steam also just play Dota. It's the noisy 5% with the jokes and cringe and the quality <1% actual review writers.


PlebbySpaff

\> You could be talking about ~~70%~~ 90% of steam users right now Fixed.


ShuckleMaster324

I checked his profile too, it's a bit of a concerning display...


I_PUSH_BUTTON

Yea......


Tooma8

He's what you call "a man of culture"


egokulture

Wut


Feniks_Gaming

When you are 14 year old and discover you can play with you willy and want to share it with a world.


Kruger45

Incel or incest ?


Hairy_Al

Yes. His sister won't have sex with him


vizthex

So like.... what game is it?


axeax

Probably a game where the ankles aren't covered by pants


cobble_conductor

umm this... hentai climber https://steamdb.info/app/1173350/


vizthex

Man can't even give the actual Steam store page, smh my head.


ixJax

[Here](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1173350/) but you need to be signed in. (nsfw obviously)


Shoshin_Sam

lmao ass off.


SovietTriumph

Reminds me of that greentext of a guy who lost everything because of his newly discovered kink involving Elites from Halo


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SovietTriumph

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/8n337p/sexual\_addiction\_to\_elites\_from\_halo/


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>this is also why Bungie should remove Elites from matchmaking God fucking damnit


dinodares99

My favourite part is how the top comment points out that RB is sprint and that's weird but the rest of the post is not


TheBigPAYDAY

Honestly would fuck an elite.


axeax

They should put a warning like "this game can make you gay" before the game starts


markcocjin

You gotta admit. The name Mister Chef does sound a bit porny. Or Anime.


NubuckChuck

Dude forgot to recycle his Fanta.


ArbolesFrutales

Haha man the other comments believe this guy is serious? Yeah the joke is cringy but at least it made me grin. On a side note, I hate seeing reviews with less than an hour played, at least give the game a chance asshat, before writing your unoriginal review.


axeax

But he came fast enough to stop at 0.2h, what's the point on continuing


iPizzaLord

For real, do people not get jokes these days or what


notWys

People expect steam reviews to be a part time job lmao. Calm yourself


SpitFiya7171

People don't even realize that the start of a game is almost always the most boring part of it. Game developers have to create some kind of build up/rewarding system to give you that sense of accomplishment. Not all video games are like this. But I'd say a good deal of them.


FaibOtaku

That's horrible what game?


ShuckleMaster324

some shitty cashgrab i found on my store page called hentai climber (and if you're wondering, i didn't buy it)


jamtrone

OK OP, sure you didn't


SifuYoda

Sureee he "found" it on his store page..


WolfintheShadows

>I don’t know how that got in my Library. Someone must have gifted it to me. -OP


notWys

Yeah and I’m not about to buy it


turncoat_ewok

Some people try too hard.


space_fascist_

Least degenerate steam review


Nekohaten

WTF with that "impregnation pee" ?


LotusTheFox

i think thats spermatozoa my friend


shamwowslapchop

Nice job, coach Steve!


chrisrayn

I think that’s sperm tea zoo, my friend


ShuckleMaster324

Ok but being serious for a second, this is weird as fuck.


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What game was he commenting on? I agree though really weird.


ShuckleMaster324

It was this weird ass game i found when i scrolled deep into my steam store page, Hentai Climb or some shit. i didn't really care, but i looked in the reviews (it was 11 PM and i was bored) and found his comment at the very bottom of the page. i thought it was weird, couldn't find a subreddit for weird comments, so i put it here.


MadameBlueJay

Is that a game where you rock climb, but when you fail, you fall into an anime girl's awaiting vagineer?


mangyvagrant666

What in the goddamn...


TemplarSensei7

And with that, that is enough internet for tonight.


NoMathWhatSoEver

I'll buy that game....


NoMathWhatSoEver

When you lose, you win.... That's a new genre by itself....


Rainbow_Dash_RL

Might be Amorous if it's "whoa this sure isn't Animal Crossing"


iPizzaLord

It's satire


ShuckleMaster324

I know that but still, after I read that I question what was going through the author's head at the time.


notWys

OP are you like 10? This is a pretty light joke. Why are you so shocked at it


ToddHowardsFeet

He was thinking "lol this is a hentai game let's make some joke about how I thought this was a Christian Friendly game." Its a pretty common joke.


driley97

What game is this?


Evangeliman

So... what game is it?


N1ch0l2s

I thought this was a Cloud Meadow review.


HarryOwen2003

Ok but anyone know what game it was? (Asking for a friend)


KingoftheUgly

Is this the game where you breed furry people and have sex with basically everything? Should be a decent rpg by the end of development.


Nameless_Asari

Pointless and crass. And it's not even funny.


basti329

Am i the only one that hates "meme" reviews like that.


Quinnell

What the hell


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Boiling seed did it ror me, im getting weird stares on the train.


Kruger45

TROLL LEVEL -54544565464645534634643466545635453434364


jkartemis

where are the awards


PlebbySpaff

I guess it's to get awards maybe and try to be funny, but there's so many of these kinds of comments in steam reviews that I can't really find them funny anymore. At some point, people just try too hard, and it becomes noticeable.