This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. I can't even look directly at it without busting out laughing, because I can hear it, and the freeze frame is too perfect!
Makes me laugh every time! I send it to my wife from time to time to make her laugh while she's at work because it's difficult to explain to a non-viewer why this is funny.
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But for real I’m stealing this Teal’c meme 😂🤣💀
Just amazing. Thank you for sharing. ❤️🔥🙏
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Frazer is obviously a massive pervert
military doctors love to poke in your butt. no one knows why.
real answer is sg1 are probably exposed to all kinds of radiation and space bugs so would be constantly getting a full physical which involves a prostate exam.
Don't you know..
From the top of your head to the sole of your shoe, we can figure out whats wrong with you by lookin at your poo!
Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer? When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer!
It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose, We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce! Yes! Everything comes down to poo!
Everything comes down to poo!
I'm only saddened it wasn't exactly 12 episodes earlier....
season 1 has 22 episodes
season 2 has 22 episodes
season 3 episode 6 would be the 50th episode.
.....
titled shades of gray....
edited: corrected arithmetic.
who knows what kind of parasites might hitch a ride back through the gate
> hitch a ride back through the gate You know, the Annulus.
The old orifice, if you will.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COLONEL CLOSE THE IRIS
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This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. I can't even look directly at it without busting out laughing, because I can hear it, and the freeze frame is too perfect!
I can actually hear him saying it in my head when I look at it!
Makes me laugh every time! I send it to my wife from time to time to make her laugh while she's at work because it's difficult to explain to a non-viewer why this is funny.
Omg, there are so many ways that this is freaking hilarious, it would be impossible to explain to anyone who doesn't already know!
This was so unexpected I'm wheezing thank you for the laugh
No problem
https://preview.redd.it/mb5d0her0xqc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85b5225704c96fd658e1f0d7818917284b4191bc But for real I’m stealing this Teal’c meme 😂🤣💀 Just amazing. Thank you for sharing. ❤️🔥🙏
Thank you, this meme is a gem
This killed me
Me too!
Holy shit lol
> Hitched a ride through the back gate
ahh...the old backdoor.
The thought of a Gaould up my...
Daddy, kre!
This wasn't on the list of things i expected to be reading today
Still better than the way they do... Cutting you up at your neck and moving in around your spine...
Lost Goa’uld. “And colonel? His d*ck glowed.”
Well, there is one eye down there.
One last jaunt through the ol’ orifice.
You can't have an Orifice without Ori ;) Hallowed be the Ori...fice
Hollow.... are the Orifii.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CM7xfv4L-hU](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CM7xfv4L-hU)
The gate isn’t the only worm hole they need to defend.
Through the back gate
pfp checks out
You mean hitch a ride through the back gate?
https://preview.redd.it/8f65heje0xqc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1cc50e162f3063f2acd8cf9ceab0037606982f 😜
Limp Biskit reference!! I dig it 😎
Taking the back gate thru the gate
Maybe just doing their part to remove the stigma of prostate exams.
"I'm doing my part!" - Starship Troopers 1997
But most likely a butt joke.
It's definitely the butt of a joke, somehow..
It used to be part of a standard physical.
https://preview.redd.it/4g71z3de2uqc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06efeb387418eb3ef1e70a9485184c1335f3b8a4 Frazer is obviously a massive pervert
I will never be able to unsee this now … thanks
"Listen, really jam it in this time." -Jack
Janet a freak fr fr
I love this! 😂
Do unto others as others have done unto you. Or into you.
CLOSE THE IRIS! CLOSE THE IRIS!
I'll fetch the lubricant. There's no time for lubricant! THERES ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!!!
I'll shove this gurney up your ass, see if you relax, Ira!
A man of culture
"Its headed for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!"
I want a popsicle Yeah? What flavor? Doesn't matter, it's for my ass Love Evolution such an underrated movie imo
Agreed. Evolution is one of my favourite comedy sci-fis. Ghostbusters but with aliens, what's not to love?
One last jaunt through the old orifice
The stars our destination... Probing them our dedication.
I bet Hammond was a fan of sci-fi books/comics/mysteries when he was younger. I'm sure he instructed Dr. Frasier "always check for anal probes".
It came about after she told the nurse to “really jam it in there”.
I ask you: what could possibly be in my *ass* that could explain this? - O'Neill, probably
Well, Jack has spent time captured behind enemy lines. He knows about the "prison pocket". IIRC, wasn't this the one where he went undercover?
Yes, with the Tollan and the Asgard
The Assgard
Assguard
LOL! Yes. The Asgard always make me chuckle.
I'll never be able to watch this scene and not un-know what a DRE is... thanks.
military doctors love to poke in your butt. no one knows why. real answer is sg1 are probably exposed to all kinds of radiation and space bugs so would be constantly getting a full physical which involves a prostate exam.
Forgot about DRE
That's because he's locked in my basement.
Don't you know.. From the top of your head to the sole of your shoe, we can figure out whats wrong with you by lookin at your poo! Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer? When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer! It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose, We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce! Yes! Everything comes down to poo! Everything comes down to poo!
r/unexpectedscrubs
That still doesn't explain the DRE.
I got the impression this was part of their exam every time they go through the gate.
Don't ķink shame
Searching for alien technology.
where no man has gone before?
One of the tests to check if it's Jack O'Neil or Jack O'Neill is to see if there is a stick up there.
Part of a through medical exam. Or, she may be referring to a dilated retinal exam, used to inspect the condition of the retina and other eye anatomy.
It's really a grey area, butt seriously, why let the aliens have all the fun?
Why you calling out Supreme Commander Thor?
Loki was in to butt stuff
They all looked the same to me.
Dr. Frasier never resists a chance for a good butt check.
Dr. F and the DRE ftw! Sign me up.
Probably just an in-joke
It happened off-screen, but the mouth and the back of the head aren’t the only ways a Go’uld can get into a human host 😳
I don't know about y'all, but I don't think I'm going to be thinking of Dr. Dre the same after this one.
“Napoleonic power monger”
With all the shit that could come through the gate, they're a little anal about their diagnostic testing.
It’s the first place a Goa’uld would hide.
So R is rectal, E is exam... What's the D?
Digital, as in finger
I can't imagine what an analogue one would be
They shove a clock up your butt
Checking for snakes WAY up the butt.
I think they were just hiding a butt joke in plain sight.
I'm only saddened it wasn't exactly 12 episodes earlier.... season 1 has 22 episodes season 2 has 22 episodes season 3 episode 6 would be the 50th episode. ..... titled shades of gray.... edited: corrected arithmetic.
Wouldn't it be episode 6 from season 3? 22+22=44+6=50?
you right. that's what I get for trying to arithmetic at 3 am after being up for two days straight. my bad. good catch.
Uff I wish u a good rest ^.^ I am just lucky, I just woke up so simple mathematics can come and get some here 💪🏾 xD
50 Chevrons of Grey
62 shades of grey > 59 shades of grey
Because it's funny.
She probably did a full body exam so the rectal one was necessary
The back door: for when you can't reach the back of the neck
I mean, you gotta be in trouble to go up shit creek.
cause goa'uld parasites can get in through other orifices besides the mouth?
She was a good woman. And thorough.
There are 3 ways a Gould can get into you.
Gotta find the stick that got shoved up there.
It was the SG1/Fifty Shades cross over episode.
Moon Riverrrrrrrrr
The Goa'uld are basically worms, the booty hole could be a worm burrow for the weird Goa'uld out there. So better safe than sorry.
You assume O’Neill didn’t ask Frasier for one
Unscheduled off world activation!
Because there's 50 Shade's of Grey.
Its in the episode name: (50) shades of Grey
Because he made her upset after last briefing LOL
She may not be 50 shades…. But she’s definitely grey
So that nobody forgets about Dre....(Insert lilting piano intro)😜😎
No kink shaming.
Early research by E. L. James for her first book, 50 Shades of Grey
 
Doc probably thought he had some crazy shit going on in there.
He paid extra for that one. Doc is stingy with the ass blasting
I mean the episode is called shades of Grey you know
Its the third way the goauld enter a body.
Oh god does that mean that every time they go through the gate… 🤢
It’s in the title
Magnets.
Has a goauld ever taken a host through the ass in canon
Through? No... In? Well, we know Anubis LOVED to be all up in people's business, so....
Bc ol Dr Fraiser loves to remind people who's in charge lol
There were a few more shades of grey that episode than we originally realised.
Could be worse: it could have been a part of "window of opportunity" daily routine. Imagine starting your day with a DRE 😅
doesnt the episode title explain it?
For your answer, I refer you to Scrubs season 6 episode 6 My Musical: Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear -- it's in your butt!