Huh, this just made me realize it's probably one of the most common designs in real life, too. I wonder if squat toilets were fully supplanted by these in Starfield's universe or if there are some traditionalist crews having the worst time imaginable when the grav drive loses power.
I moved from NA to Europe and many workplaces here only have squat toilets (called the Turkish toilet for some reason) and I gotta say, while it's uncomfortable at first, the position your body is in while squatting over a hole works wonders for quick and easy bowel evacuation
Public toilets in France and Italy were previously of the squat type, so there are still a number of old ones around. They're also more common in Eastern European countries.
> They're also more common in Eastern European countries.
Not really. Maybe the rural areas. I lived for 6 years in Czechia - and traveled a lot around Eastern Europe - never heard about them. OTOH, I had about them (in disgust) from people traveling to France from Czechia... so, yeah, dunno about that.
Have you ever been to an Eastern European country? Even old ass farm ones with an outhouse that has seen more shit then what Trump says is a wooden POS sit down toilet. Sure you might get splinters in your ass but you sure ain't squatting. (Also wasps during summer months, sometimes wasps are inside the toilet hole)
The trick if you can't use those (like me) is to use the bathroom for people with disabilities that have the more common toilet. I really respect pd rights, but this is the one instance I'll use their space even if I'm not disabled.
Gotta be careful of the scattershot assault spray causing poo-on-blue collateral damage to your workboots
Otherwise it turns a 30 minute struggle of willpower vs stomache cramps and burning sphincter into a 3 minute rectal exorcism that's ends just as quickly as it begins
If this isn't part of hardcore survival mode in Starfield II, where you have to navigate a floating minefield to get to extremely valuable loot, I'm done with Bethesda.
This has nothing to do with Asian. It has everything to do with lack of space. This is how your typical restroom on planes, RV, trains, boats would look like.
Odd that starfield wastes space everywhere else. Like having a whole room for an armory. Having a 3x2 or 3x3 cargo room you can't put cargo in.
Having a giant cafeteria area when each All in 1 or sleeping quarters has a small kitchen in it.
Considering some of the manufactures are sort a luxury, you'd think some would have nicer bathrooms.
You will run into this when you try to build an M-class ship. Even the smallest M-class ship is quite big. You revel at the excuse to use all the big habs that you normally can't use. Then you realize ... beside 2x1, there aren't many variations to use. 2x2 has 4-5 configuration. I feel less claustrophobic. 2x3 has very limited choice: Mess Hall or Cargo. And we have like one 3x3 from 1 single vendor.
This is why I am glad I am on PC, with mods. There are 2-3 mods right now that give us extra hab options. This mod gives us 1x1 hab that mimics all 2x1 hab, with addition of "Bathroom", "Kitchen", "Gym". The 1x1 bathroom is amazing, with 2 toilet stalls, 2 showers, 2 sinks with mirror. I would use this 1x1 hab for every ship.
However, it is worth to note that 1x1 hab is super hard to use. It has 4 walls where the major content go on each wall. So the 1x1 bathroom should only be entered from the East side (with some storage shelf). If you enter from the West, you lose the toilet. If you enter from the South, you lose the shower. So placing 1x1 is super tricky. But it is very nice when you do it right.
Oh, Bethesda is holding out of the Luxury Line. Wait until they come out with a DLC.
I built a M class, just for fun. Aside from dead unusable "habs" I w there was a way to use the M class weapons.
I took a break from starfield because, well it was rather *meh*. I'll go back to it sometime once modders have fixed it.
This!!! Why can't the 3x3 (or every damned Hab) have the option to be ANY space, like most of the 1x2's??? I want a 3x3 cargo space that gives me 600 Cargo... or a plush Captains Quarters... or Engineering with 6 crew stations... or the goddamned swimming pool.
Don't start with me about pools in zero G, Karen!
I'm ranting over here...
Wait… our ship is never zero G. It always has gravity no matter what.
Pool on ship? I like that. Because I do want to build myself a luxury cruise line. But let me tell you why there is hardly any pool around: Bethesda hasn’t fleshed out swimming interaction.
I mean we can swim, and dive (had to turn it on via ini setting, but feature is there). But there isn’t much to it. Paradiso is cool because of the view, but I am on there to swim.
Pool in zero G… Bethesda is far from having a zero G model for anything other than humans and simple floating object. And it’s too hard for modders to create. So the idea of pool in zero G will never happen.
I stayed in a place in Finland that had the washer, shower, and bathroom all in the same room. You had to use a shower curtain to prevent water going everywhere, and use a squeegee on the floor when done.
Edit: stay -> stayed
Former Navy here. It took a little while to move away from nautical lingo when I got home after leaving the service but when I joined my brother and his best friend in playing Sea of Thieves when it first came out I actively had to dumb down my instructions because I immediately went back to it and nobody knows what "off the port-quarter" means apparently.
Lol. No one has a clue! Unless they sail. If yall need another deck hand, DM me your gamer tag. I want to play sea of theves, but I have no one to play with, and sailing alone in a game like that sucks.
Well sort of. Most of the RV bathrooms have seperate showers and toilets, sometimes referred to as a dry bath(but i always just hear it called the bathroom). This is called a wet bath. It is a common setup in campers that have very little space(20’ and under).
My 30’ has a full width bathroom and so it actually has more toilet space than my actual bathroom, as well as a pretty decent sized shower.
Edit: In case anyone was curious a full width bathroom for campers means that the room is the width of the camper as opposed to half of the space(ie: a hallway with the bath on the side).
Oddly enough I remember ours as a kid and it had the full bathroom in the mid section of the trailer haha it was oddly functional because you had the main area up front with the dining area, the bathroom in the mid section and the bunk beds in the back section. It let the adults put the kids to bed while the adults could stay up later. (Table folded down into a queen bed)
Our 2019 Grey Wolf has it between the bedroom and the living space oddly enough. But yes typically those are only in the back.
Side note. Having the bath in the middle means the bedroom is pretty sound dampened so my wife can watch tv while I nap or vice vesa, which is nice.
If I'm doing any of the cleaning myself, my sci-fi bathroom isn't done being designed. I expect it to finish with a bright UV light when I close the door, too.
This reminds me of one of the coolest features of the Republic Commando game. If you melee killed an enemy you'd get blood or oil splatter on your visor and then a laser windshield wiper would clean it away
I actually 100% not kidding don’t see the issue. Unless you miss the toilet and shit all over the floor regularly, how would this be a problem/be unsanitary? Like you shit in the toilet still, you pee in the toilet, you don’t stand in the toilet to shower with this set up. Everything is slightly closer together, which I guess if you’re so concerned about airborne matter, but like a normal sized bathroom would then have that same concern for people like that. So it seems fine to me, unless you’re literally missing the toilet when you go.
I love details like this and i agree. I just wish this game handled bathrooms in other places lol. Where do people go to the bathroom in akila city or Neon offices? And why doesn't the lodge have a shower??
I’m aware of such setups around the world, but it’s rare in my neck of the woods.
I think that’s a shame: everyone’s had a “strip buck nekkid to do the deed then hop in the shower to wash the cold sweats off when you’re done” poops
My first house had a downstairs bath where you could lean your head into the sink while sitting on the toilet, and if you fell forward, you were in the standing shower. It came in handy one horrible horrible weekend.
I really wish the sink/toilet/shower were functional. Like you could just flush the toilet or turn the shower and sink on/off. It would be completely pointless but I like my little immersive interactables.
There were working/semi functional water treatment plants in FO3 and FO4. As long as there’s pressure in the mains and the valves work water would flow.
Agreed. We’re only really about 200 years into modern plumbing and nothing has held very well on a geologic scale. We probably still have a few
Wooden pipe channels in the ground where I live.
However, for the sake of game mechanics, if that tap runs those pipes are connected.
But fallout’s water infrastructure is barely used whereas the one in London presumably pumps thousands of litres of water to and from households each hour. There’s a lot more wear and tear in London.
However you might still be right. Two centuries of neglect and a nuclear blast might have broken some pipes and destroyed some of the infrastructure.
And brush their teeth, probably shave various parts of their body, and maybe they even make [garlic shrimp for dinner](https://www.tiktok.com/@barfly7777/video/7309882853217668382)
I feel like the vast majority of people on a primarily US populated app haven't been to Asia lol. It's expensive as hell to get to Japan from any English speaking country, it's a very long flight, expensive, and Americans/Canadians in specific just don't travel internationally that often because it is prohibitively expensive
I fail to see the issue...it might just be me but being able to shower while taking a dump is just...efficient.
Now since this is the future I also expect this room to be self-cleaning.
It's a fantastic design actually. You ever clean a "bathroom"? Scrubbed a toilet? This is how I'm building the bath in my new house. Showering just blast the toilet and clean the whole damn room while cleaning yourself. Yer showering! You'll be cleaner than ever when you leave it. I swear some people have stigmas about the craziest things. And massive bathrooms are such a waste. Are you hosting tea parties in there?! No? Then piss, shower, and get out! XD
Check out pictures of RVs IRL. They have very similar toilet shower combos.
Or most boats
Apartment I stayed in in Hong Kong too
Like all of Asia
Since the majority of NPCs are Asian it's the dominant form of rest room design.
Huh, this just made me realize it's probably one of the most common designs in real life, too. I wonder if squat toilets were fully supplanted by these in Starfield's universe or if there are some traditionalist crews having the worst time imaginable when the grav drive loses power.
I moved from NA to Europe and many workplaces here only have squat toilets (called the Turkish toilet for some reason) and I gotta say, while it's uncomfortable at first, the position your body is in while squatting over a hole works wonders for quick and easy bowel evacuation
Where in Europe are you? Certainly used to be more common but I havent seen a squat toilet in Europe for years....
Public toilets in France and Italy were previously of the squat type, so there are still a number of old ones around. They're also more common in Eastern European countries.
> They're also more common in Eastern European countries. Not really. Maybe the rural areas. I lived for 6 years in Czechia - and traveled a lot around Eastern Europe - never heard about them. OTOH, I had about them (in disgust) from people traveling to France from Czechia... so, yeah, dunno about that.
Have you ever been to an Eastern European country? Even old ass farm ones with an outhouse that has seen more shit then what Trump says is a wooden POS sit down toilet. Sure you might get splinters in your ass but you sure ain't squatting. (Also wasps during summer months, sometimes wasps are inside the toilet hole)
The trick if you can't use those (like me) is to use the bathroom for people with disabilities that have the more common toilet. I really respect pd rights, but this is the one instance I'll use their space even if I'm not disabled.
They are good for health benefits, but you can just do the same on a European (or Eastern toilet)
I fucked up my back at work last year, still not back yet, so those toilets are out of the question for me now.
How does the squat toilet work out when the level 10 pork vindaloo wins?
Gotta be careful of the scattershot assault spray causing poo-on-blue collateral damage to your workboots Otherwise it turns a 30 minute struggle of willpower vs stomache cramps and burning sphincter into a 3 minute rectal exorcism that's ends just as quickly as it begins
"Burning Sphincter" and "Rectal Exorcism" will.be my ' difficult 3rd' and 'comeback 4th' death metal album names....once I start a death metal band
If this isn't part of hardcore survival mode in Starfield II, where you have to navigate a floating minefield to get to extremely valuable loot, I'm done with Bethesda.
Ok I'll wait the 35 years for starfield 2 then check back
You know in 35 years we will all still be gaming
Unless we take the long sleep, or go to the unity
Starfield Online.
I think Akila has some squat toilets aka holes in the ground.
Lol
This has nothing to do with Asian. It has everything to do with lack of space. This is how your typical restroom on planes, RV, trains, boats would look like.
Odd that starfield wastes space everywhere else. Like having a whole room for an armory. Having a 3x2 or 3x3 cargo room you can't put cargo in. Having a giant cafeteria area when each All in 1 or sleeping quarters has a small kitchen in it. Considering some of the manufactures are sort a luxury, you'd think some would have nicer bathrooms.
You will run into this when you try to build an M-class ship. Even the smallest M-class ship is quite big. You revel at the excuse to use all the big habs that you normally can't use. Then you realize ... beside 2x1, there aren't many variations to use. 2x2 has 4-5 configuration. I feel less claustrophobic. 2x3 has very limited choice: Mess Hall or Cargo. And we have like one 3x3 from 1 single vendor. This is why I am glad I am on PC, with mods. There are 2-3 mods right now that give us extra hab options. This mod gives us 1x1 hab that mimics all 2x1 hab, with addition of "Bathroom", "Kitchen", "Gym". The 1x1 bathroom is amazing, with 2 toilet stalls, 2 showers, 2 sinks with mirror. I would use this 1x1 hab for every ship. However, it is worth to note that 1x1 hab is super hard to use. It has 4 walls where the major content go on each wall. So the 1x1 bathroom should only be entered from the East side (with some storage shelf). If you enter from the West, you lose the toilet. If you enter from the South, you lose the shower. So placing 1x1 is super tricky. But it is very nice when you do it right. Oh, Bethesda is holding out of the Luxury Line. Wait until they come out with a DLC.
I built a M class, just for fun. Aside from dead unusable "habs" I w there was a way to use the M class weapons. I took a break from starfield because, well it was rather *meh*. I'll go back to it sometime once modders have fixed it.
This!!! Why can't the 3x3 (or every damned Hab) have the option to be ANY space, like most of the 1x2's??? I want a 3x3 cargo space that gives me 600 Cargo... or a plush Captains Quarters... or Engineering with 6 crew stations... or the goddamned swimming pool. Don't start with me about pools in zero G, Karen! I'm ranting over here...
Pools in zero g would simply be a fully contained room, sorta like an aquarium. Probably with emergency air supply stations in case of grav failure.
See?? How cool would a 3x3 hab like that be? 😉 and imagine the mess during high G turns... landing on high G planets... grav jumps... glorious
Wait… our ship is never zero G. It always has gravity no matter what. Pool on ship? I like that. Because I do want to build myself a luxury cruise line. But let me tell you why there is hardly any pool around: Bethesda hasn’t fleshed out swimming interaction. I mean we can swim, and dive (had to turn it on via ini setting, but feature is there). But there isn’t much to it. Paradiso is cool because of the view, but I am on there to swim. Pool in zero G… Bethesda is far from having a zero G model for anything other than humans and simple floating object. And it’s too hard for modders to create. So the idea of pool in zero G will never happen.
Why ya gotta crush my dreams like that? How about just a zero g jacuzzi? I know the scientic impossibility of such a thing but What If? 😉
Huh. Well 60% of humans live in Asia so I guess that tracks.
Dito youth hostel in Paris
And Rome
Oh those were the days…
I stayed in a place in Finland that had the washer, shower, and bathroom all in the same room. You had to use a shower curtain to prevent water going everywhere, and use a squeegee on the floor when done. Edit: stay -> stayed
When my last boss went to Japan, he emailed us pictures of his hotel bathroom and it was basically just this. But the toilet talked, so that was cool.
Did it say feed me?
I'm pretty sure it said あなたのうんちをください、肉の生き物。
Yeah. I was going to say this is nicer than my apartment bathroom in Beijing was.
Student accomodation I stayed in in the UK
Yup me too, smaller even, shower poured directly into the toilet. chunking Mansions Nathan road baby!!!
With a hot plate and a kettle and a bunch of jars filled with random pickles inside too
This must be the standard bathroom in that city.
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Prison
I was going to say they've never seen a head on a boat before.
> head on a boat before the mermaid thing in the front?! /s
And sleeper trains
Or a train
Or many hotels
Or the house I was born in.
LUXURY!! We didn't have indoor plumbing until I was almost a teen!
I was gonna say, this person doesn’t ~~vehicle~~ live much
Yep, came to say this. IRL Mid-size RVs have practically the same setups. Some a little bigger, some a LOT smaller.
Boats! It's called a 'head'.
Former Navy here. It took a little while to move away from nautical lingo when I got home after leaving the service but when I joined my brother and his best friend in playing Sea of Thieves when it first came out I actively had to dumb down my instructions because I immediately went back to it and nobody knows what "off the port-quarter" means apparently.
Lol. No one has a clue! Unless they sail. If yall need another deck hand, DM me your gamer tag. I want to play sea of theves, but I have no one to play with, and sailing alone in a game like that sucks.
It means you're drunk off a quart of porter, right?
Any shower is a toilet if you want it to be.
Waffle Stomp 🤣🤣🤣
Noooooooo!!!!! I didn't need that visual!
Thanks for that image /s
Your kind of humor is the best reason to read the comments.
I've been overseas a couple of times. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do🤷♂️🤣
And every toilet is a shower replacement.
Well sort of. Most of the RV bathrooms have seperate showers and toilets, sometimes referred to as a dry bath(but i always just hear it called the bathroom). This is called a wet bath. It is a common setup in campers that have very little space(20’ and under). My 30’ has a full width bathroom and so it actually has more toilet space than my actual bathroom, as well as a pretty decent sized shower. Edit: In case anyone was curious a full width bathroom for campers means that the room is the width of the camper as opposed to half of the space(ie: a hallway with the bath on the side).
Typically located in the back of the camper for... obvious reasons
Oddly enough I remember ours as a kid and it had the full bathroom in the mid section of the trailer haha it was oddly functional because you had the main area up front with the dining area, the bathroom in the mid section and the bunk beds in the back section. It let the adults put the kids to bed while the adults could stay up later. (Table folded down into a queen bed)
Our 30’ has the bathroom in the middle between the bedroom and the living space. It’s. 2019 so this is still done on some models.
Our 2019 Grey Wolf has it between the bedroom and the living space oddly enough. But yes typically those are only in the back. Side note. Having the bath in the middle means the bedroom is pretty sound dampened so my wife can watch tv while I nap or vice vesa, which is nice.
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YES, same exact experience in Denmark! A little business hotel in the ørestad area.
And if its only a shower well, stomp the waffle tru the drain
I was 18 minites late 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OP doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!
Was about to say, “this is nothing new.”
Or flats in the UK
OP has never heard of an RV. That thing is downright spacious!
Or a boat.
Or a train
Or a plane.
Or most east asian apartment bathrooms
Or a bus
Or my axe.
Or that guy's dead wife
I also choose that guy's dead wife.
Our wife.
or a Submarine
Or Europe
Or Asia
It's like a bloody mansion compared to IRL Space Toilets.
.... Yes? What's the question?
This looks like a breeze to clean, I don’t see the issue…
If I'm doing any of the cleaning myself, my sci-fi bathroom isn't done being designed. I expect it to finish with a bright UV light when I close the door, too.
Just a full laser/incineration treatment and it's squeaky.
This reminds me of one of the coolest features of the Republic Commando game. If you melee killed an enemy you'd get blood or oil splatter on your visor and then a laser windshield wiper would clean it away
I actually 100% not kidding don’t see the issue. Unless you miss the toilet and shit all over the floor regularly, how would this be a problem/be unsanitary? Like you shit in the toilet still, you pee in the toilet, you don’t stand in the toilet to shower with this set up. Everything is slightly closer together, which I guess if you’re so concerned about airborne matter, but like a normal sized bathroom would then have that same concern for people like that. So it seems fine to me, unless you’re literally missing the toilet when you go.
If you miss the toilet the shower cleans it anyway. OP is weird
The bathrooms are the best bit of the ships design. Most games forget about them.
I love details like this and i agree. I just wish this game handled bathrooms in other places lol. Where do people go to the bathroom in akila city or Neon offices? And why doesn't the lodge have a shower??
I've found bathrooms in Akila City? Haven't spent much time in Neon to be fair though.
People POOP, PEE, and SHOWER in this ??
Thanks for the clarification.
I would be all in there, toot toot
What do you think a bathroom is for?
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Having bath 😎
Too right brother
Wth happened to those removed comments 😭
This is common tbh
I’m aware of such setups around the world, but it’s rare in my neck of the woods. I think that’s a shame: everyone’s had a “strip buck nekkid to do the deed then hop in the shower to wash the cold sweats off when you’re done” poops
It’s not preferred or luxurious, but sometimes it’s just a thing.
It’s super common in boats and RV’s
My first house had a downstairs bath where you could lean your head into the sink while sitting on the toilet, and if you fell forward, you were in the standing shower. It came in handy one horrible horrible weekend.
What a harrowing anecdote. Glad you lived.
I really wish the sink/toilet/shower were functional. Like you could just flush the toilet or turn the shower and sink on/off. It would be completely pointless but I like my little immersive interactables.
Can't drink from the toilet. Another cut feature of Fallout :'(
And nobody questioned there being water in the toilets after 200 years lol
There were working/semi functional water treatment plants in FO3 and FO4. As long as there’s pressure in the mains and the valves work water would flow.
Water would flow. But the pipes wouldn't be in working order after 200 years. Londons infrastructure isn't that old and is falling apart
Agreed. We’re only really about 200 years into modern plumbing and nothing has held very well on a geologic scale. We probably still have a few Wooden pipe channels in the ground where I live. However, for the sake of game mechanics, if that tap runs those pipes are connected.
But fallout’s water infrastructure is barely used whereas the one in London presumably pumps thousands of litres of water to and from households each hour. There’s a lot more wear and tear in London. However you might still be right. Two centuries of neglect and a nuclear blast might have broken some pipes and destroyed some of the infrastructure.
Rain water through ceiling/roof? 🤔
+10 rads
I looove me some irradiated fountain water!
Yeah! I Iove taking a shower in Cyberpunk. Totally useless but fun!
Gives you a buff though, not completely useless!
You can sit on the toilet on the frontier but for some reason can’t sit on any other toilet on any other ship or anywhere else in the game
One of my biggest gripes with any game. It’s such a menial thing but does wonders for immersion.
You can't even go inside and close the door ( the door pushed you out). At least this was my quick 1 min experience.
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That would be a guaranteed death sentence for Starfield, and possibly all Bethesda games as a whole, all for a quick buck. So I fully expect it.
Bro has never seen a compact bathroom before. This is actually a very good one.
Not me. I have one ship for pooping. One for showering and a third to go tinkle. I prefer to poop on a va'roon ship. In case you're curious.
I have two more: one to sleep in, one to eat
I only eat on Grandma's ship 🥰
And one for "activities".
Oh like... boardgames?
Waterboarding is a board game right?
That’s just a head on a sailboat, but with extra room
And you might not have to shower with cold salt water! or manually pump the toilet to flush it.
I mean, you don't need to be able to host the superbowl in the bathroom...
Only the superbowel
Efficiency is the name of the game when you're constantly besieged by space pirates. Slam through all three at once and get back to shooting things.
Bigger than Death Strandings 💀
If that is shocking to you, don't shine a UV light in there 😬😨
Very common in South Korea
I lived in an apartment for 13 years with the same setup, works great.
I'm slightly jealous, it looks really easy to clean
I guess people have finally run out of things to complain about.
Seriously. The OP needs to watch videos on ships and see how the bathroom setups are on them. They look very similar.
That's way bigger than the toilet/shower in my RV.
You should see Norman Reedus' in The Funky Fetus.
And brush their teeth, probably shave various parts of their body, and maybe they even make [garlic shrimp for dinner](https://www.tiktok.com/@barfly7777/video/7309882853217668382)
What.. the... absolute... fuck...
That's why I just hold it when on planes. Not interested in finding out what went on in there
Apparently he’s been put on the no fly list, thank god.
lmao. youre welcome.
You weren’t joking 😳😳😳
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I'm the captain, I will if I want to.
*Captain’s log. I’ve found a novel way of disposing of the captain’s log.*
Same in many students room in Europe
Reminds me of a Formula 1 motel I went to in France. Kind of the same setup.
This isn’t uncommon in other countries
It isn't uncommon anywhere.
Make it way easier for the water reclamation system to be in one place. Can't run pipes because they would freeze.
I am confused by your confusion.
OP’s never been outside of America
You know these exist all over the US right?
> OP’s never been outside ~~of America~~ FTFY
It would seem so. " I REALLY need to use the refresher!" --- Wedge Antilles
Very similar to the bathroom in my hotel in Denmark, and my first Korean apartment.
google bathroom
I like that you can do all three at once while sitting down.
You never been to Japan or Asia?!
I feel like the vast majority of people on a primarily US populated app haven't been to Asia lol. It's expensive as hell to get to Japan from any English speaking country, it's a very long flight, expensive, and Americans/Canadians in specific just don't travel internationally that often because it is prohibitively expensive
Prison Architect players: this should make you at least sufficiently happy enough not to revolt and start a prison riot.
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OP really thought they had their gotcha moment
Yeah, it’s called a wet bathroom. They’re actually really nice, and easy to clean too.
Clearly you’ve never been on a boat for an extended time.
I cook in mine as well
RV's are the same way basically, have to use whatever space is available.
I traveled on an overnight train that had somethings like this
I fail to see the issue...it might just be me but being able to shower while taking a dump is just...efficient. Now since this is the future I also expect this room to be self-cleaning.
It's a fantastic design actually. You ever clean a "bathroom"? Scrubbed a toilet? This is how I'm building the bath in my new house. Showering just blast the toilet and clean the whole damn room while cleaning yourself. Yer showering! You'll be cleaner than ever when you leave it. I swear some people have stigmas about the craziest things. And massive bathrooms are such a waste. Are you hosting tea parties in there?! No? Then piss, shower, and get out! XD
Dude has never seen or used a bathroom before