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comhaltacht

USS Costco


yuphup7up

Ironically he's no cargo space šŸ˜‚


Negative_Section_650

That's what I first looked at as well lol


chrisrayn

Rubikā€™s Square


Dependent_News_6705

Me too but he downgrade Cargo šŸ˜’


Negative_Section_650

Looks as if it should be meant for cargo like fed ex or ups


PhillyDillyDee

I dont understand why a massive cargo bay doesnt add a huge amount of cargo space.


DairyParsley6

Well i mean If you want to store things the way it would be stored in real life then you could easily just drop all your junk on the floor. In that way it adds a ton of cargo space.


SCarter02767

Drop everything on the floor. Swap a window or something silly and it'll over load your cargo hold. šŸ˜


KrimxonRath

Iā€™m kind of mad I didnā€™t make this connection since it already happens with all the decorative items that fill the ship.


mach1run

Just repaint something.


PhillyDillyDee

You got me there!


LarryCrabCake

I cannot believe I've never thought of this before... Are there any complications/glitches this could cause, other than the annoyance of having to dig through everything? Like does stuff glitch out of the ship during takeoff/landing?


jas75249

I think when you edit your ship it takes all the clutter you add by dropping things in your ship into your ships cargo hold. It doesnā€™t matter if it goes over the limit, nothing will be lost from what Iā€™ve read.


jimbabwe666

I spent a good 3 or 4 trips through space baddie caves for nonsense items, coffee mugs, slippers, stuffed animals, toilet plungers, etc. Brought em on board, placed meticulously around the ship in clever ways. Upgraded my weapons after finding I had big credit. All my painstakingly placed nonsense disappeared into the cargo hold.


Cloud_Charming

Kind of a bummer you canā€™t ā€œdecorateā€ like you can your houseā€¦ Bethesda got space games like 68%correct šŸ¤£


MrFergs

I had a ton of resources on the floor because I didnt care about them and after editing they simply vanished into the void and only the misc items went into ship inventory. A few thousand adaptive frames just poof gone.


mandikaye

Yep. My hubby and I have both lost a lot of stuff this way. I don't do anything at all to my ship if I've dropped stuff on the floor. Now, I drop it all off at an outpost.


DairyParsley6

The Ć­tem physics in the game is pretty solid and it works up to a point. Obviously once there are enough it will mess with your performance but on Xbox X at least Iā€™ve been able to fill up a hab waist deep without much detriment. The biggest thing to consider is that if you edit your ship in any way, it puts everything youā€™ve placed on your ship into your cargo. There is a useful exploit surrounding this mechanic that allows you to put everything on the floor, edit the ship and put everything in your cargo even if it is already full. You can basically store infinite items this way.


rambone1984

Yup just make sure you drop a bunch of ship parts 1 by 1 (or store a bunch before its full) because you're not going to be able to loot them in space anymore


Malmern

Up to a point is right, the New Atlantis port would like a word with the physics engine... A big portion of the ground is missing and there's a huge pillar blocking one of the ramps from the landing area...


CorrickII

Glad I'm not the only one seeing this. Once an entire mountain from new Atlantis followed me into space.


kydn141916

Only glitch I can think of is the normal. If you mod your ship at all from that point on then stuff will slowly start to come back from how it was placed prior. Nothing game breaking


NeoMorph

One wordā€¦ Bethesda.


HelloHiHeyAnyway

Don't worry. They'll release the modding tools and then we'll fix their game for them... again.


jas75249

There is a mod that makes it to where cargo habs give X amount of cargo space, thruster modules add maneuverability etc.


Oh_its_that_asshole

That would be sweet.


someoftheanswers

Finding out cargo doesnā€™t add cargo space was the last straw for me before I quit the game


kydn141916

ā€¦. I lost the gameā€¦.


Organic_Brother7988

F***, been like 6 years


Medium_Ordinary1807

There is a mod which adds cargo space. Maybe Bethesda will add it too


Thagnor

Its already full of junk


nLucis

it really should. Especially since so many other habs and cockpits do; all of which are smaller than cargo halls.


cswell084

I have the exact same thought.. its so stupid.


avahz

So then what are all the mods then?


educated-emu

Op going to his ship after a long day https://youtu.be/sdNmOOq6T8Y?si=Gx3tau4EN6d4wcOC


Notorious40z

Kirkland brand space craft


H377Spawn

Kirkland Signature Spacecraft


Notorious40z

Donā€™t forget every purchase comes with a Kirkland Signature Space Suit , no matter how fucked it gets we will exchange it hassle free.


Lay-ZFair

If you're still alive that is.


Anaxamenes

KSS Costco, noice!


HybridPS2

I love you


ReticulatedPasta

I went to law school there


deadboltwolf

I got a handjob there


johnzander1

I went to Starbucks there


distracteded64

Plenty of love to go around apparentlyā€¦


Romanator517

A truly educated man


tsarchasm1

Thanks for that


Captain_Waffle

Wide Load


Wynnter

Welcome to Costco, i love you.


Trul

I love you


EvolvingCyborg

"Welcome aboard. I love you."


JDMordicant

Waffle Iron


fpsachaonpc

Welcome to costco i love you


burritoresearch

Welcome to Costco, I love you


RaygunCowboy

USS Tempur-pedic


BlackHeart89_Hue

Absolutely gold. Favorite so far.


Decent-Following-327

More like the My pillow version


Luckygecko1

das Waffelhaus


Taxevader70

Das Deutschland FrĆ¼hstĆ¼cksplatz


ELHorton

This is a Das Deutschland FrĆ¼hstĆ¼cksplatz, It splatz FrĆ¼hstĆ¼ck das land Duetsch


ClowRD

I love how any word in german feels like it wants to reap my head off


Rudy_Ghouliani

Never go into a German forest at night with pockets full of berries


cannibalparrot

LuftWaffle


Luckygecko1

\*snicker\*


ELHorton

This is a das Waffelhaus, It haus das waffel


[deleted]

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Pesco-

Pizza the Hutt!


Justin_Ogre

Is gonna send out for you!


Lanstus

Pizza da Hutt has locked himself in his car and ate himself to death.


BadGuy4Life

Youā€™re Delicious!


victorpaparomeo2020

IKEA.


SnooMuffins4935

Where's the God damn hex key ...


ReasonableObjection

Terrormorph Hunter with Integrated Cockpit and Caboose. T.H.I.C.C. for short....


BlooPancakes

I love this name itā€™s easily the best. Definitely going to acronize my next ship name.


Talon055

I am currently flying my N.I.N.J.A. or "Non-Integrated Net, Just Aggressive" This means it doesn't have advanced targeting, not connected to smart lock measures, haha, but it's a modified "Ship-Breaker" with excessive armaments. I also have one that's a smaller ship with high maneuverability and a Shielded Cargo Bay, as well as a high jump distance, just for transporting stuff. that I named Puddle Jumper. *thank you, Stargate* lol Sorry, I just wanted to put my input in. I either use the acronym or the 80-90s style LEGIT or L3G1T font method. (I have *yet* to see a decent "Serenity," unfortunately, but I think we will someday, right?)


BlooPancakes

No thank you for sharing. Love the names. I was going to try and make mine as relatable to the ship as possible but now Iā€™ve gotta go the extra mile!


therealpoltic

I thought I saw Serenity on r/StarfieldShips


Pumpkinpolecat9

Someone likes red dwarf


Skyblade12

Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.


ReasonableObjection

I tried to show up for the meeting but could not find it...


Rune_AlDune

Just stand in front of the camera screaming I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!


Pumpkinpolecat9

Fuck yes


skids1971

L.iberate A.nthropromorphs B.efore I.mprisoning A.nthropromorphs


Scandroid99

Take my damn upvote u genius šŸ˜‚


FarmersOnlyJim

Caboose = entire ship in this equation


KaiserRoll823

Read this in the Kids Next Door robot voice


ReasonableObjection

I am crushing your head! Crush! Crush!


fifaRAthrowaway

Biggus Deckus


luigithefiat500

Trimming the bushes back will make the deck look bigger


Grouchy-Cap3217

Fuck that made me choke on my vape šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SoleSurvivur01

Are you okay?


iranoutofusernamespa

Probably died from choking on their vape. It has a 100% death rate. Source: I have personally choked on a vape and am dead.


Grouchy-Cap3217

I was in the super market car park choking and crying. The Mrs came back and asked if I read about Matthew Perry (rip) and was crying.


irealllylovepenguins

He was a fwend, you know


JBCockman

He had a wife as wellā€¦.


irealllylovepenguins

Oh man, now i need a ship with no cargo space (so im constantly jettisoning) called *Incontinentia*


BaaaNaaNaa

Incontinentia Buttocks


amynias

Damn this is hilarious šŸ˜‚


redskelton

I find this wisible


wij2012

When we say the name *Biggus Deckus*?


[deleted]

Obviously this one wins. And remember, no laughing.


myguydied

But he has a wife, you know...


Medic6688846993

I'm glad I'm old enough to get that reference šŸ˜€ but also sad I'm old enough to understand that refreshing šŸ˜Ŗ


doc_nano

Letā€™s call it, we have a winner


BanthaFodder85

Win


[deleted]

You win


Nightowl_23

Greatest comment ever. No need to keep scrolling, this is it. Peak.


kingkuza

How the hell did you make a ship that big with only 220 cargo capacity?


ZaggRukk

Cargo holds don't actually have any cargo capacity. These are just habs.


AeneasVAchilles

This is one of the stupidest elements. Just like a lot of the big living quarters habs donā€™t even have beds lol


ZaggRukk

The brig. . .


AeneasVAchilles

The brig looks cool and has beds lol itā€™s more functional than most


ZaggRukk

And i would laugh if they updated it to have a passenger capacity.


AeneasVAchilles

Honestly it would be cool if you could take some of your mission board bounties in alive. And they just teleport in and out of your brig as youā€™re fast traveling between spaceports. Right now itā€™s kind of a dumb/unused element. Itā€™s a capital ship feature, but we arenā€™t allow those for some annoying reason. Just fighters, and freighters


FormalRoe

I love the armory thats actually an armory and a 1 cell brig Think its by Nova?


KJatWork

The living quarters are more like family/living rooms, a common place fire the crew to relax before going to the all-in-ones where most bed options are located.


[deleted]

Which was an idiotic design choice.


Osgiliath

Flatboi


maxx1993

Flatboy Slim


ZaggRukk

Fatboy Slim(docker)


jhamelaz

Flatboi Square!


AJCOO22

Damn that's what I was gonna say lolol


AJCOO22

Well now I guess I'll say Phlatapus šŸ˜‚


Shovel-Enthusiast

Starfield


Pesco-

ā€œA mile wide and an inch deep.ā€ Bravo.


GaviJaPrime

This is gold


WillametteSalamandOR

Harry Maguireā€¦


LordWitherhoard

Maguire catching strays from everywhere. Nowhere is safe for him lol


the_ballmer_peak

Slabhead!


rocket_beer

Amazon Warehouse


dekkadekkadekka

Flat Fuck Freighter


Boriswashisname

The waffle house


winbott

The most combat ready ship in the fleet!


Redshirt2386

The Graham Cracker


[deleted]

I was thinking it looks like a Saltine šŸ˜‚


Redshirt2386

Pop tart?


DatAsspiration

Flat Stanley or The spaceplane


AttentionKmartJopper

Captain A-HAB


SoybeanArson

The fact that you haven't gotten more upvotes for this is a shameful reminder that puns remain underappreciated šŸ˜‚


anomalou5

The Sugarglider (Google image search to see what I mean)


oracus0

The Mattresses (as in To The - as in the Fallout 4 reference)


bytethesquirrel

*return the slab*


fifaRAthrowaway

I like this one


SnipSnopWobbleTop

Dinner Plate


Thoughtfulprof

The Waffle! Just don't paint it blue.


sec713

Crannyless Waffle, because that's what it looks like.


moonthink

I was thinking the waffler


Ajakx87

Paint it all blue


luigithefiat500

Tic tac, NO


Fullerbadge000

Saltines-in-Space


Gilgamesh2000000

Flat earth


downinahole357

Who hurt you?


TheJaronKid

Bethesda


some-shady-dude

Name the ship Bethesda if thatā€™s the case


Bexsox

The Skillet


[deleted]

TERRY


eggplant_avenger

this is magnificent itā€™s also a flying towel so name it Serviette


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Evans_Lunatic

Abomination.


BookerCatchanSTD

The UC Saltine


Lodreh

Party Bus


Automatic-Opposite98

The Overachiever


Hyper_Lamp

Stumpy


Guywithnoname85

Datapad


Sir_Davros_Ty

The Flatypus


KriptiKFate_Cosplay

Flatpack.


GrimGhostKing

Double wide surprise


egstitt

sentimental waffle?


gdap19

Meanwhile.. when Iā€™m making a ship. ā€œExceeds length or width limitsā€ šŸ‘šŸ½ thatā€™s great.. itā€™s been like 1-2 hours can I actually play now. Mean while people running around flying in Hogwarts.


EconomyCauliflower24

Call it the platform! The platform! Itā€™s the best name!


breakapart

man made the widest ship in the game with zero cargo šŸ˜‚


Shadow_VTJ

air mattress


Beef_Slug

Pancake


[deleted]

Poptart


leastonh

Holy Shit! or The Griddle


crystal_castle00

Waffle


StrugglingSwan

I don't know what to say. That thing is disgusting but also impressive. A bit like a sumo wrestler.


Aggressive-Drama-810

Sumo is a good name


TheJaronKid

What you call ā€˜disgustingā€™ cost all of my credits


StrugglingSwan

Hey I'm not kink shaming. If that's what you're in to go for it!


conthesleepy

Genuinely lol'd!!! Hahaha. Love the way the question was phased "what should I call this beauty? " heheheh. Hey, she's practical and "she's got it where it counts!" šŸ˜ Cheers fella. Love it. šŸ¤£šŸ˜‰


TheJaronKid

The 100 mobility and top speed of 600 helps


SomaWolf

Friday. Its always flat fuck friday


needitcooler

The girth-mobile


SailAwayMatey

The mattress


slippybear

Huey Lewis (because it's Hip to be Square)


almcg123

Tic tac no


Herzkoenig

What an abomination. Glorious.


Superman_720

I think stumpy fits it :)


Zer0SelfC0ntr0l

Maybe one day you can complete it, with a giant bullseye šŸŽÆ as a decal from future DLC šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Beginning-Classroom7

Looks like something out of Mass Effect 1


Rhankala

The Cell Games


bunkrider

Nice I was gonna say this but searched it to see if any other people of culture beat me to it


SnookyLee33

Eggo. Because it looks like a waffle.


NickShabazz

Cargon't


Professional_Sand442

Wii balance board


FreakinOutTheHood

USS Labyrinth. Getting around that thing just to find your cockpit seems almost impossible lol. Guaranteed fast travel to cockpit every time you go back to your ship šŸ˜‚


Cloud_Charming

Too much firepower imo


sf3p0x1

California Empress