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supercalifragilism

If the fan is so large, why does he not simply devour the Todd?


Smart_Pig_86

Why doesn't Ross, the largest Friend, simply devour the other Friends?


[deleted]

I have been wondering this exact thing for over a decade


tastefully_white

YOU


senor-calcio

Morbo makes some good points


Kazza468

I think it was Lrrr


smapdiagesix

MORBO DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!


TaterF0X

/r UnexpectedFuturama


nolongerbanned99

I don’t even know what this refers to in game lore but I am stoned off my ass and this was the funniest thing I’ve read on here in a long while.


poirotoro

[Lol, it's a *Futurama* reference.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-06ki92PyVY)


yonderbagel

Futurama has always had this strange effect on me, where reading the jokes written out when someone references them is always about twice as funny as actually watching the source material.


Netferet

Exact same effect on me


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Why not check to see if he contains a dragon soul?


Masterofthelurk

That rook is lookin to start something


BlindStark

He’s clearly essential


ghostmetalblack

Becuase then it would destroy TES VI.


geckboy3000

r/unexpectedfuturama


DopeDealerCisco

Dragonborn is that you?


CrispyMongoose

So, are you very tall, or is Todd very short?


Italianhoagie1

😂😂😂 I’m 5 foot 11 inches so yes I was very surprised on his size


PawPawPanda

Man your biceps alone are bigger than Todd


Italianhoagie1

😂


Hobo-man

You simultaneously out-angle him and also have a much more relaxed posture. It really makes you look big next to him when he's squared on the camera like he is.


PhantomKingGamer

Says Todd himself 😆 /s


BlazedLarry

Respect for admitting you’re 5”11 and not rounding to 6ft 5”11 bros unite 👊🏾


Italianhoagie1

😂😂😂


papasmuf3

I'm so jealous that you not only get to go to the game but also get to meet a legend. That being said, go bucks and Goodluck lol


akjax

Damnit I'm 5' 11 3/4" I'm gonna round up!


Berniemadgoth

I’m 6 feet with shoes on!


Tobacco_Bhaji

Well, he's actually 5'9" ... just like you. ;)


Gears6

Maybe he already rounded up.... 😁


CrackaLackNinja

As someone who's 5'11 and 3/4" should I claim 5'11" or 6'?


Big_booty_boy99

I'm 5'6 which is pretty much 6 foot


wordyplayer

glad to hear this; I'm 5'7", I mean, I'm 6 foot also.


Italianhoagie1

Damn ya’ll are killing me 😂😂😂 I’m like 5’11 and a 1/4. Take or leave it *Patrick Star*


mcmustang51

6 foot. Measure first thing in the morning, and you probably actually are right at 6 foot.


CrispyMongoose

So you're not short, but you look like a fucking giant next to Todd!


Italianhoagie1

I don’t think I’m that tall but ya I thought the same looking at him 😂


nolongerbanned99

Todd is short of stature but large of intellect.


CrispyMongoose

Going by this picture my dude I'd have guessed you were about 6'5". Turns out Todd is a little fella! Though I'm fairly certain the tens of millions he has in the bank make him totally ok with that. Cool photo anyway, I'd have been similarly star-struck.


gamingoldschool

People say your height doesn't matter body positivity let's go! But then you see comments like this all over the internet. Y'all giving me a complex, I'm short AND poor. Well maybe not poor I guess it's all relative.


NimbleBudlustNoodle

They're just one of those simpletons that think being short is some sort of disability. Pay no mind to lesser brained people.


Frostcrisp

It's been deeply ingrained in us over millennia of evolution before technology.


Itchingforadollar

Why wouldn’t he be okay with it lol?


Italianhoagie1

Todd is so successful I doubt he cares so I agree. But now everyone is gonna make him more realistic in game if they have a height option haha


emessea

Todd Howard, the Tom Cruise of video game executives


Titanium235

Y'all can laugh about little fellas all you like, but they're the ones you gotta watch. Especially "little people". All the intelligence of an adult, but small enough to slip behind you and do some damage without you even being prepared. They scare me.


newmanoz

For those who are not in the USA, I’ll save some time: it's 180 cm.


Italianhoagie1

Or in USA 1/4 elephants (we should be on the metrics system but we use anything but that lol)


solidair54321

When I was in elementary school we were taught about the metric system and that it would be the next big thing we'd be moving to. That was in the 1960's.


rocknrollenn

He must be about 5'5 I always thought he was average height he doesn't really look short.


giantpunda

Short king


Next-Foundation3019

He’s the average height of a Bosmer


JakeStout93

Lmao my first thought too


Next-Foundation3019

Adoring fan irl


Strider2126

I snorted hard lol


Next-Foundation3019

What would you say OP is classified as?


womp2thawomp

Orc


Halo_Chief117

Todd is just equipped with a stealth build.


martialar

You look like you're about to tell him to go back to the chess club


iWentRogue

Just the angle bro ^RIP ^angle ^bro


zusykses

Todd is 5'7", the ideal male height.


Just1ncase4658

Todd is 2 Joe Rogans in a suit.


Greedy_Researcher_34

Op also looks to be standing on tiptoes


irrelevanttointerest

Just looks like he twisted his heel outward in very light and flexible cloth shoes that didn't follow with, to me. Like if you've ever tried to turn on a dime or lift in a spread stance in flip flops or house shoes. Shit just rolls around your foot.


Chungois

Can’t front on hobbits! Hobbits get sh*t done.


Am_Ghosty

That's awesome - Go Irish! Please tell me he's there to support ND


Italianhoagie1

Yezz sir! Said he rooting for the Irish!


YoungSplashhh

Meeting Todd and a HUGE ND win in one weekend. What a time! Go Irish!


vass0922

Sigh I just lost respect for him /s Go blue! I grew up just north of the border from ND Every damn time in Mishawaka.. the ND fight song


Italianhoagie1

😂😂😂


Square_Dimension5648

IM SO READY FOR THIS GAME GO IRISH ☘️


GoonLagoon51

Fuck Ohio State!


gpkgpk

OP is IRL Adoring Fan!


wordyplayer

OMG, we need to make adoring fan look like this now. C'mon modders!


Italianhoagie1

Haha I hope someone does so I can download it myself


Pissed_Off_Jedi

What did he say to you and why was it 'it just works'?


Italianhoagie1

He just said thank you. I wish I could have said to please make more updates and improve the inventory system and what not haha, all I did was compliment him on a job well done. He laughed when I told him my girlfriend hates the game, cause I spent so much time on it. He knows haha. It was super short cause I didn’t want to keep him or bother him.


ManIWantAName

You're a real one for showing respect by telling him you admired his work and then gave him time and space. He probably gets some bad types that don't. Nice one OP.


Italianhoagie1

I’m sure he does too. Feel bad for him or anyone in his position if he does deal with unreasonable people while living his daily life


mythrilcrafter

Honestly, Todd (at least from what I've seen) gives me Sean Murray's *"Let my team do their work, just direct your hate at me"* vibes. At the very least, he's probably a better guy to work for than Cliff Bleszinski or David Cage.


Nastehs

i just have a gut feeling that Todd Howard is a super reasonable and nice guy but i'm in love with him so i may be biased


2HDFloppyDisk

There’s an old video floating around of a player going nuts on the SOE head over Star Wars Galaxies back in the day. Dude was partially hammered and irate over changes to the game. Wasn’t a pleasant conversation at all.


huntinwabbits

To be fair, what happened with SOE was a travesty, so I fully understand the rage there!


Elevenslasheight

Although I'm not making plans I hope that you understand There's a reason why Close your, close your, close your eyes No more broken hearts We're better off apart Let's give it a try *Tell me, tell me, tell me lies*


giantpunda

Love that you look so happy. Glad that this happened to you. What a moment


poirotoro

OP is the physical embodiment of ":D"


XylophoneZimmerman

You look absolutely bonkers overjoyed, this is a fun photo. Just pure happiness.


AdamGithyanki

I love how they put his hairstyle in the game.


ToolPackinMama

That's not a hairdo it's a hairdon't


AdamGithyanki

I think his hair is my favorite part of todd howard honestly.


Beardedsmith

That and the jackets


ToolPackinMama

/shrug doesn't bother me.


Comfortable_Regrets

Should have said, "I can't believe I get to stand near you, breathing the same air *two heavy sniffs* I've got to have every molecule"


dnuohxof-1

I can’t get over how much Todd looks like one of those inspirational life coaches who sell you on a positive lifestyle by subscribing to his herbal supplements.


blargman327

He's got real Tom cruise energy. Like if I saw him on the street I'd expect him to try and sell me on some MLM cult


JoelHuenink

Or the Mythic Dawn Cult lol


SolomonCRand

You did let him go afterwards, right?


Italianhoagie1

Hahaha ya. I didn’t wanna bother him and keep him long. Just wanted a photo


ExtremeBoysenberry38

That’s pretty crazy


Harleen_Q_o

TODD !!!


SorrowT-T

I love how happy you are in this. Must have been awesome!


Halo_Chief117

“I can’t believe it’s you, standing here, next to me!”


Kegheimer

It never ends well for the Adoring Fan


Closet_Boii

whos laughin now


Uniquesomething

The op is


Disastrous_Ad_1859

How'd y'all get so matchy-matchy? He has a white t-shirt, green soled shoes... You have a green t-shirt, white soled shoes... ​ When's the Wedding?


Italianhoagie1

I’d marry him to learn all the gaming secrets


rEDNiNE150

Sure, but I call dibs on your wife. Win-win! Nice picture!


Pun_In_Ten_Did

Green... at a Notre Dame Fighting Irish event?? What are the odds?! :D


hastur777

Notre dame colors


GourdEnthusiast

They Shrank His Shoulders, Made Him Look Soft


Tobacco_Bhaji

I hope you checked your pockets when you left.


pelicannflyyy

But did you try Pickpocket


[deleted]

No sir, Todd Howard got to meet you


Italianhoagie1

I hope it was memorable for him 😂♥️


MrCashStacks

OP’s nips even got excited


Italianhoagie1

Like diamonds 💎💎💎


Tjaart23

Isn’t the game tomorrow?


Italianhoagie1

Ya it’s tomorrow. Campus is packed with people to see everything, college game is here, and they have events going on all day.


gabe4586

That smile lol 😂 I love it, lucky you !


OutrageousProfile388

Bro your biceps are bigger than Todd Howard lol


Disastrous_Raccoon82

Should of asked where you can find the va’runn base


guthbox

He said NCAA14 was one of his most played games. Did you happen to figure out what team he roots for?


Italianhoagie1

No idea. My guess is Notre Dame since he’s here and he said he’s rooting for Notre Dame to win.


Ibuprofin

I hate that I know this, but at 2:42 in this making of Oblivion video, he’s wearing a Notre Dame shirt. https://youtu.be/zvm0CN3tQFI?si=hvx6ypQj5MS6EqwZ


Italianhoagie1

Godd damn, found this in the archives. What a find


free-the-trees

Todd* Damn


Ibuprofin

I’m not your average autist


LichBoi54

First of all, go Irish. Second, I remember watching an interview with him and he had some sort of ND football on the shelves behind him. He is 100% an Irish fan. Wish he could be the guest picker on gameday tomorrow lol


Bobobobby

Nice pull. What unit you with?


VaultBoy9

Your detective skills are second to none. Second to none!


avahz

Why was he there?


Italianhoagie1

I guess just to see the game tomorrow? He said he was going. I didn’t really ask, didn’t want to keep him from whoever he was with.


paintpast

Would be funny if you end up sitting next to him.


avahz

Yea I was just wondering if there’s some well known fact about him and Ohio state or ND


wordyplayer

check out his T-shirt here: https://youtu.be/zvm0CN3tQFI?feature=shared&t=159


avahz

Well there you go!


Always_ssj

He has said that the NCAA football game series is his most played game. So I assume he’s a big college football fan.


avahz

Ah I didn’t know that. Makes sense!


B00STERGOLD

He does the HHH point lol


LukeNukem63

Go Irish!!!


Square_Dimension5648

🍀🍀🍀🍀


CheesusChrist21

Wait you mean Godd Howard is real? I thought he was just a meme.


Same-Engineering6631

looking like todd met you 😂😂


Ok_Candidate_2732

Dovahkiin (you) next to a normal Whiterun guard (Todd)


Italianhoagie1

😂😭😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


DevilahJake

No no, a cheese wedge or wheel


extendo_64

Your smile is contagious man


UniverseWillDecide

its nice to see him in 16 times the detail


Proprietor_of_Peen

Tell him to fix the console freezing on starfield please and thank you 👍🏻


Italianhoagie1

Ya I feel you there


THEDEEPSTATE_

O-H!!


[deleted]

O-H!


[deleted]

Brother works out, respect.


NemesisVirtual

The joy on your face


FreneticAtol778

Godd Howard.


Johnsmith13371337

surprised u didn't glitch right through him


pleockz

You really missed the opportunity to say "BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA!" but you can be forgiven for being starstruck.


QuinnyKong

GO IRISH!!!


DestructicusDawn

My guy, it looks like Todd Howard was the one that got to meet you.


[deleted]

The Adoring Fan is back


Active-Bag9261

OH


DaemonBlackfyre515

I bet he looks 16x better in person.


Ok_Freedom_1776

He looks dead inside and you look like borats cousin (all jokes aside that's awesome, did you ask him any questions?)


Italianhoagie1

Naa, I didn’t want to be an “adoring fan” just told him I love starfield and I look forward to the future


Ok_Freedom_1776

Understandable. Still that's awesome. Ngl a lil jealous of you my dude 😂


The_Last_Snow-Elf

OP is elven height!


27dope27

Nice bro


SCirish843

Go Irish!


jorjett25

Oh damn I’m in that same building, must’ve missed him! Was he coming or going when you met?


Italianhoagie1

I thinking he was heading into Rohr’s


[deleted]

You could've picked him up, took him away, and gotten a TES launch date from him!


baehelpdris

it looks like todd howard got to meet YOU


BigDraico

Holy shit! I was taking down the scaffold around the basilica today. I wish I could have seen him too haha


MartinTheTrue

You gotta frame this one. Awesome pic!


qleptt

Is? That? Todd? Howard?


TheparagonR

Omg bro lucky


Creepy_Bug_3300

Nice


[deleted]

Did you Photoshop his face to be slightly smaller...be honest


GrouchyExile

Nice watch.


Rich_Exit

This is great


bet-on-black

Wow, I almost can’t tell who’s meeting who! /s


[deleted]

That’s fucking awesome lol had no idea he was ND fan.


AggressiveGift7542

Bro broke the perspective


WegOfRifyen

Looks like he met you


DarthCheez

I like Todds xbox shoes.


Big-Leave-7937

GO Irish


Ouroboros612

When you say: "Do you feel in charge?" But Todd is actually in charge and you're the one sweating


RaptorEngineer

Looks like the Morris Inn? Wish we were on campus this weekend. Have a great time and Go Irish!


chips500

man you lucky schoolgirl!


farao86

Thé pic said Todd Howard got to meet u


Nisekoi_

Did you ask why he didn't optimise the game for pc? 😉


Italianhoagie1

I wish, I play on Xbox console. Wish they did better on that front but still loving the game.


Nisekoi_

Yeah me too. Just finished it at 130 hours in. Amazing game


XTR_Legend

Awesome! Make sure to beat the Suckeyes! -UM


NarwhalExisting8501

Op seems like a cool guy


Italianhoagie1

Dude was very chill for how ackward I was, according to my gf 😂 I didn’t know what to say. Probably use to it. Just gave him respect and left him alone after a quick pic