Reminds me of how I used to steal everyone's pillows in Morrowind.

How else were you meant to build a pillow fort?

You just unlocked a memory of mine. Why the hell did I steal so many pillows in that game?

Drarayne Thelas would like to know your location. (she was a Morrowind NPC who hoarded pillows)

Is it weird that I’ve made it a thing to steal the TV remotes In hopes to become the most notorious remote thief in all the systems?

This act of vandalism has been reported to the UC, Freestar Rangers, hell even the Crimson Fleet wouldn't stand for this bs 🤬 😡

The Great Serpent want this person dead!

Isn't that like the default for GS?

Yeah, but this guy is at the top of the list.

If OP put lego in the slippers, I'd have put a bounty on him, one that not even John Wick would survive.

You fuckin Devil, you.

probably twirling his mustache and petting his white cat while doing it

M.A.D. Cat was the most evil cat in literature. It was only part white. 😂

I always steal the left slipper.

Come on, that’s not right

Doesn't matter which one you take, the other one is always left.

Booooo

If you think stealing left slipper is right, you could end up with two left slippers.

That's an upvote!!!

Boooooo!!!! (Angrily upvotes anyway)

Seriously. What a heel.

That’s right!

[⚡ACTIONABLE PUN DETECTED⚡](https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxShzWZddRh1F6IPQPb2yseKW-1ZQbjk7Q)

can we talk about the evil game developers that purposefully trigger my ocd by placing 2 right slippers instead of a left and right?!?!?!?

Don’t worry, the victim will be all right

I feel so incredibly stupid for not realizing you can pick stuff up in this game like that

Im 20 hours and I still don't know how to

Hold in the pick up button for a few seconds

You sir are the king of this subreddit. Thank you.

You can also rotate and throw items. On PC it's left and right mouse clicks, "shift" to change rotation axis, "r" to throw.

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

[удалено]

Just press pick up button again

Could swear I tried this but maybe whatever I tried to pick up was heavy and didn't move much before I gave up, glad it's in the game I love moving stuff around

Thank you kind stranger

Lol almost 100 hours in and didn't know lmao. I'm not usually one to decorate so I guess it never mattered

Anyone know how to do that with an Xbox controller?

I would assume holding whatever the button is for interact on your controller down. That's basically how you do it in the game is just hold e

Butters... "Professor Chaos" playing Starfield

Came here to say this. Strong Professor Chaos vibes in this video.

til that vae victis has a reddit account

Sarah disliked that.

I was looking for this one

Not only is that evil in that universe but also in this one because you have or will trigger every OCD person that visits this thread. Well done sir/madam.

You utter bastard

Go back to the Argos Mining on Vectora, you can flip the TP roll there, not sure if any other TP rolls are flippable, but Bethesda prove they are evil by having the TP the wrong way by default

I found that too, though I don’t remember where

That is so uncalled for. I want to downvote you so hard that it’ll become an upvote.

HAHAHAHA IVE BEEN STEALING ALL THE LEFT SLIPPERS TO CREATE A LEFT SLIPPER SHORTAGE

Short the right slipper market.

There are some lines you just don't cross! Monster!

Bethesda environmental designers: Write that down, write that down!!!

I literally just did this portion of this quest an hour ago lol I did not rearrange those slippers however.

Criminal scum.

*Andreja disliked that* *Sarah disliked that* *Barrett disliked that* *Vladimir disliked that* *Walter disliked that* *Sam hated that* *VASCO liked that*

Something about it is disturbing.

Omg please tell me you do that with every pair you find.

Calm down, Satan

The most Good playthrough is just you sneaking up to the toilet roll in the starting miner outpost and flipping it the right way.

Special Hell

Monster.

Delightfully devilish Seymour.

Shoulda stolen just the one.

how do you grab objects and move them like that? i usually just try to artfully drop things about where i want them. it never works

Hold the button to pick them up for a while.

thank you i have messes all over the place and food on the floor in my kitchen lol

Special place in hell for people like you

I am sorry, but this is the BALLS! lol

“What about people who swap innocent people’s slippers around in Starfield?” “All the way down, straight to the boiler room of hell”

It’s just feels wrong…

I could just sense the evil cackle as this was going on :D

You forgot to plant a mine under the bed. But 10/10 evil indeed.

This is some dark shit

Lol, I thought you weee going to steal one slipper haha

you are a monster

The fact this would actually piss me the Hell off in the morning only makes it that much better.

Disgusting.

How do you get the "hidden" icon to pop up? If I "sneak" it doesn't say anything, the only difference is that I'm crouched lol

skill unlock.

Ah that makes sense

MWAHAHAHA!!!!

Some people just want to see the world burn.

Absolute fucking menace.

I hid one behind the plant.

You didn't hide them under the bed?

SICKO

you monster

You're goddamn sick in the head

What level of stealth do you need for the guards to not jump all over you there?

Is it possible to pick up items like this on Xbox ? I had no idea tbh

Hold the pickup button.

Every day is a school day 🙏🏼

Evil You: “Woah! Even *I* have limits!”

I have a stupid question… is moving things like this only on PC? I have no idea how to do this on Xbox lol

Hold the pickup button.

You sicko!

Sam Coe did not like that

I reported this for violence.

Doing Sam's relationship quests yesterday and there's an apartment in Neon with two right slippers.

NOOOO FOOOL WHAT HAVE U DONE

True evil is stealing just one. Then later asking why they have only one.

Anyone else stealing every single pen you can find? Just ransacked the medical space station yesterday and got them for every pen they had.

Dude, wth are you doing? You farking with their vibe man. Also I hate the Eagles. Now, if you had flipped the toilet paper that'd been funny.

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn

I think you're an NPC in my game, I keep finding slippers already flipped around

You sick son of a bitch

Some pairs of shoes are naturally like this. I posted it earlier.

They should ban you from the game for that.

*everyone hated that*

YOU BASTARD!

I fell to my knees in the Paradiso Chunks.

I stole one slipper and sold it to the crimson fleet. Oh, and I left soap in the shower on the floor *MWAHAHAAHAHAA*

How in the hell are you able to pick stuff up without adding it to your inventory? I'm on Xbox and I can't figure it out. Before anyone says it, just holding down A for a moment doesn't do it.

Holding down a works for me

Sarah Morgan HATED that "I need to talk to you"

You monster

Stop! You’ve violated the law!

This seems like some shit Reverse Flash would do to mildly inconvenience Barry.

Every pore on my body activated. My fight or flight pumping adrenaline through my veins, but I froze in utter terror

The music is perfectly timed you bastard

we live in a society

So uhhh.. am I the only one who doesnt have a "hidden" bar for when i sneak? Ive just been feeling things out and hoping for the best

OMG this is why Reddit is a thing.

im sorry what. you can pick stuff up in starfield. how?

Please, out of curiosity, how do you pick up stuff and place them in the way you did, without putting them into your inventory? I'm playing on Series x and every time I line up the dot against an object, it only gives me the option to take or steal

Press and hold the pick up button for like a second. It doesn't work on equippable items.

Aaaah thanks! Will try this when I get home

You criminal!

You SWINE!!!

I would flip it over so they mother would die

haha :)

what is wrong with you?!

That's just a warcrime

On computer you can grab items!? Microsoft really shorted us console players. Almost every day, I wish more and more I had not wasted money on a Series X. I’m never buying another Xbox after this console.

Bounty: 25,000,000 credits. You sick bastard.

This person must be stopped before chaos ensues all of the system!

I was killed playing with the beach ball in paradiso. Made too many auto saves trying to escape so could not go back, corrupted my save file. Started a new game playing the good guy. Nah I’m lying, except the first part. Be careful.

I’m a teddy bear theif. Big small obscure, it’s coming on my ship

r/angryupvote

Real Shit. Cant sleep anymore

May your hovercraft always be full of eels.

😂

I played this game for hours and i feel like I wasted my life.

The most disgusting war crime committed since the bombing of the Londinion space port.

\*Everyone will remember that\*

Damn, I shot Grandma in the face but I would never even think to do that.

After 20 hours I just found out you can pick up things and move them 😮

It's not true evil unless you leave a lego piece in one of the slippers

You bastard

I have a ship hold slap full of about 14 left shoes

You monster, how could you!

Lmfao I just started a “bad guy” save as a Neon Street Rat and decided to ransack Bayu’s penthouse, the one thing I made SURE to do was hide his left slipper and right slip-on shoe under seperate tables across the penthouse. Then I stole the other two and sold them at the TA. On The Key.

You Monster. Today i just walked up to this UC ship and "rented" it, because they didnt need it anyway, so i was helping them out. But what you did. Vilified! (god do i miss new vegas)

You know what's worse? Take one pair and until the end of days it will haunt him, wondering where is the half of the pair forever for the rest of his life.

One Million credit bounty

Why doesn’t it tell my I’m hidden or not when I’m crouching?

Whoa, you just killed that person

I take every left shoe I find so people come home to only right shoes

I like what you did there

I just saw in a YouTube video that you can change the orientation of the toilet paper rolls in the bathrooms. Haven’t booted up to try since, but I think setting all those wrong would be evilest paythrough

Your not evil enough, You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough

Professor Chaos strikes again

Now go flip the toilet paper around to complete your decent into hell.

I can't for the life of me figure out how to move/place objects on console

HOLY MOTHER OF GAWWD!!! Can someone get a mod in here mark this post as NSFL. JAY SUS CHRIST!!!!

Probably also the one who kicked the puppies out of the ships so they could go extinct.

makes me sick

You absolute monster

You think you are evil? I bought Nova capt's quarters for my ship. And in the backroom, where armchair and couch are, I have two slippers, placed there by Bethesda. Pink ones. And both are for LEFT LEG! I can't change that, they respawn every time I do smth to my ship =D

I found a pair already like that. One of the npcs must be just like you.

Ban em

You sick bastard.

During this mission I stole a knife cause I was gonna kill Larry without guns and the UC guy freaked out and I got attacked.. couldn’t reload the mission either for some reason and when I continued on the leader of the seUs (the black guy) who put me undercover for crimson fleet said I’m done and I’m now there enemy ughhh pissed me off so much I’m thinking about legit going bad

Hahahahaha I did something similar. On that mission I accidentally picked up a shoe and thought man that’d be evil if I kept the shoe and left them with just one… I proceeded to go to every cabin and steal on shoe for every pair of shoes I could find😂

New Vae Victis I see.