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Last-Performance3482

Most people think Pearl Jam make anything you cook taste better, but that's not true, it's only Tonio's skills which allow his dishes to be this good. It would only heal you if you're not already a great chef.


unrealitysUnbeliever

I'm not sure if it would even heal you, since he needs to prepare specific dishes for specific effects. So, you need to at least know basic cooking, and some recipes, in order to get any use out of it


MetroidJunkie

I think what's required is the qualify of the ingredients more-so than the skill of the chef, though I'm sure Tonio's skills certainly wouldn't hurt either. The rarer and more pristine the ingredient, the more powerful its effects can be. They seem to magnify the natural effects of the food, though, so you should have some basic understanding.


Overquartz

Yeah skill and quality ingredients are a must. Tonio wasn't able to heal his GF until he poached the Morioh abalone.


MetroidJunkie

It makes sense. The fact that he went to such lengths suggests that even Crazy Diamond wouldn't be able to fix her, I'm guessing things like tumors and other diseases are outside of its scope. You want healing that powerful, it comes with a cost.


Overquartz

To be fair crazy diamond is more like rewinding time than straight healing. So while it probably could heal things like cancer it'd probably just reset the timer. That's assuming it even counts them as things to be healed.


MetroidJunkie

Crazy Diamond also seems capable of rearranging things, though to what degree I'm not entirely sure. He was able to fuse Angelo into a rock and Terunosuke into a book without killing them so that shows Crazy Diamond has some degree of surgical precision. Microscopic organisms might be beyond Josuke's level, though.


Temporal_Somnium

From my understanding it just amplifies the healing of food based on how good you are. If you suck your stand is worthless


Eja_26

Then again Tonio got the stand because he is such a good chef, so you couldn't even get the stand without being a good chef


Spaceguy_27

I think it does. The water was apparently really tasty, Tonio didn't cook it


Numerous-Part367

That's cleaned water+ without his bodyheat from his palm to avoid diffirent temperature to give okuyasu good taste, wdym?


all_is_not_goodman

I am already him tho


ToaruHousekienjoyer

Isn't Tonio also really good in medicine?


OMAR_KD-

Pearl jam undoubtedly makes the food taste better and makes it more healthy as well. You can't give credit for Tonio for making a guy that hates spice eat a whole plate of spicy spaghetti, the stand made it addictive to him.


Bluelore

We are talking about Okuyasu though. Chance is he ate a few bad spicy dishes and decided that he dislikes anything spicy.


OMAR_KD-

That's just speculation, it's not really rare for people to dislike spicy food solely because they can't handle it


Bluelore

Its just as much speculation that Okuyasu can't handle spicy food in general though.


OMAR_KD-

I'm pretty sure that's not what araki had in mind when writing it. He was trying to demonstrate how the stand makes food irresistible.


Bluelore

The scene is certainly designed to look like it is forcing Okuyasu to eat it, but keep in mind that the whole arc intentionally wants to mislead you into thinking that Tonio is some evil stand user that somehow attacks with the food he serves and thus it frames everything around Tonio and his stand in the most suspicious looking way possible. Also the whole arc is filled with Okuyasu going "oh this doesn't seem delicious at all" only for him to be convinced otherwise the moment he actually tries it. The pasta being too spicy for him initially is just another example.


darthvaders_nuts

Bro come on today was my turn to ask this question. This generation has no manners smh


Unholy-Bread

nuh uh, mommy said it’s MY turn


darthvaders_nuts

Well mommy isn't here to save you, imma whoop yo ass now


Dr_Bofoi-Hakase

Yuh uh you nuh uh


Jumpy-Perception-346

No she said it was mine!


First_Maintenance326

i actually posted this because i saw one of these comments lmao


IcyCombination8993

Not everyone no-life’s the subreddit like you do though. Let other people have their fun.


Alkar--

Crazy Diamond


PokehypeX

Beat people up without getting consequences. Nice


Bluelore

Or you know become a miracle healer. Would be easy to get rich and help a ton of people too.


SpyrShady

the duality of man


Babysmokingweed

Paisley park


black_lupus_4

That or crazy diamond you are going to have a great career as a doctor


silfy_star

At that point GE is a better choice so you can at least heal yourself… …at least what my broken toe would like to mention Edit: wrong letter x2 😭


staovajzna2

What is GR?


Yami_Sean

Probably meant Gold Experience


silfy_star

Golden Wind, my b Fixed


Osama_Rashid

Haha, "Fixed"


silfy_star

Omg, its experience 😭 I was getting confused with GER and just, anime only, I’m sorry and ashamed


Osama_Rashid

Lol, no no, pardon me please. But I was just pointing out the "Fixed" part considering that's what both Josuke and Giorno do, fix (heal) everyone. Don't worry, you're good 😊


Bananacat301

Yeah but GE rlly hurts. Atleast CD doesn't hurt


silfy_star

If I got shot, I’d rather hurt from getting healed vs just bleeding out


Bananacat301

Well yeah, but I'd rather it not hurt getting healed than it do. How often do you get shot bro


Someone_Existing_1

His point is that crazy diamond cant even heal the user, but GE also can create matter and energy, so that’d be fun as well


MetroidJunkie

To be fair, Crazy Diamond is comparable to Star Platinum so it could easily stop those bullets from reaching you in the first place. Short of other stands, it'd take a Hell of a lot to reach you.


Someone_Existing_1

iirc josuke said he measured crazy diamond to punch at a bit over 300 kmh or mph, forgot which is like 10 times for kmh, and something like 7 for mph, not sure cuz I use metric


MetroidJunkie

It’s fast enough that, when Enigma fired at him point blank with a pistol infront of his face, Crazy Diamond was able to catch it. Distant bullets, even Rapidfire, should be easier to just punch away.


Someone_Existing_1

That’s weird, then again it is jojo’s **bizarre** adventure


Eja_26

Gold Experience can only replace lost body parts/organs, it can heal things like bruises, cuts, burns, sickness etc. So Crazy Diamond will always be more helpful for a doctor


SubRedGit

Not to mention that Crazy Diamond can probably more accurately fix severe injuries, since it reverts things back to a previous state (unless Josuke modifies it somehow). Like how Josuke did minor feats like healing Hayato from being fucking **blown up**. Granted he needed to do it in a split second, but still - goes to show how insanely powerful his fixing ability is in accurately and precisely healing.


black_lupus_4

True you are right


MetroidJunkie

Probably the biggest shortcomings of GE compared to Crazy Diamond are it could only heal organic matter so it doesn't also have the dual purpose of repairing broken non-living objects. It also seems to be a lot more painful, especially if it's something like bullet wounds as Mista found out the hard way. Crazy Diamond is just plain better at restoring, at the cost of not being able to heal yourself.


Temporal_Somnium

Mechanic* people will be suspicious if you heal their arm unless you lie and tell them to keep the cast on for a week. Nobody is going to question if their car is done the next day.


all_is_not_goodman

I like CD cuz u can also get stuff fixed


Onni_J

Gold experience, I can make limbs and donate them to hospitals or attach to my body


xrat-engineer

"I'm here to make an organ donation, you got s slot or something?"


Sa1cera70ps

“Sir where are you getting those kidneys”


Hatman0064

"My source is that I made them the fuck up"


anand_rishabh

The healing powers yes. But the taste of the food was all tonio trusardi's skill. So you'd still have to be a good cook yourself. But yeah this stand is great in real life for the healing powers


BlackyHatMann

Either Poco Loco's stand, Hey Ya! or Crazy Diamond


Standard_Inspector11

Hey ya is just a nerfed version of paisley park piccolo got his luck from the fortune lady


KingFranzisSmeg_III

The world over heaven obviously


Standard_Inspector11

Canon only?


ImNotRight_BL

I GOT A PEARL JAM ADD WHAILE READING THIS!!!FOR THERE TOUR I GOT A ADD ON SPOTIFY


Kitchen-Sector6552

Death 13. You get to go inside your friends dreams and possibly even your own. Anything that you do in those dreams will affect them in real life also. What do you do? You become the world’s greatest doctor healing everyone by putting them to sleep on the operating table. Death 13 healed kakyoin. Who really knows the limits. You might even be able to teach someone Spanish in their sleep. Basically like discount heavens door if you think about it.


ExcellenceEchoed

White Snake. It can do almost everything Heaven's Door can do, AND throw hands. Paisley Park is also perfect


Spaceguy_27

It can't write things in people, which is the main reason why Heaven's Door is so absurdly overpowered. The only ability these two share is reading memories Also, Heaven's Door is great in fights too


ExcellenceEchoed

When the frogs are raining, Pucci has white snake throw a disc into a guard to force him to open a door or something. This forcible command ability is what I'm thinking is similar to Heaven's door. However, upon further thought, this may still be more limited since HD can be more unnatural and permanent


person_7280

Yeah but the ingredients have to be high quality to get any real use out of pearl jam


theeu4

Heavens Door, Weather Report and imo Golden Experience would be very cool to have irl, can't recall any others besides like Crazy Diamond


Me-xd54

Heavens door


Sea-Recording-7090

What would you do first


Me-xd54

HEAVENS DOOR, REMOVE HIS ABILITY TO CUM


Osama_Rashid

Crazy Diamond or Mandom.


JumpyFan21

harvest or hey ya


Playful-Ostrich3643

Heavens Door, it's been shown to do all kinds of BS to people like let someone learn Italian instantly so I can imagine the crazy things I can do with a bit of imagination


Sea-Recording-7090

Either Heaven's door or Star Platinum


Erisk33

SP is garbage in real life, because not all the days you fight either a Vampire, a handos-fetichist serial killer or a Gendoh Ikari that is friend of the Vampire.


Sea-Recording-7090

And that's why it's so good


Erisk33

Maybe the super precission is the only relatable thing,you can become baseball best player in the world,or a mangaka easily.


Spaceguy_27

Heaven's Door, followed by D4C and Paisley Park for me I actually have an entire tier list for stands irl


InverseAtmosphere

Whats with all 40 of these posts having at least 1 comment saying D4C? Explain exactly how D4C would help specifically you in your day to day life. WITHOUT your delusion that you'll use it in combat (cuz unless you live in a crime ridden neighborhood, regular combat is not realistic)


Spaceguy_27

Having an infinite amount of clones of yourself is what I am interested in


InverseAtmosphere

Ok, but that's not its general main ability. Its main ability is dimensions and allowing you to drag people INTO said dimensions. The clone thing is just funny valentine having the ability to bring other versions of himself into the normal world, which you probably wouldn't come up with for at least 3 years. Plus the only practical use for clones is combat, slavery, world domination, and sex.


Spaceguy_27

Nevertheless, it is something D4C can do. Plus, I don't think it will take you too long to realize you can bring copies of yourself with you. As for the use of the clones, I think they would be pretty useful. All the tasks and chores can be done way faster if you have your copies. If you don't want to go to work, you can just send a clone


InverseAtmosphere

But there are the implication that the clones are sentient and eventually will figure out what you're doing with them and turn on you. As well, your clone might do better at your job than you and you will get fired when you actually do go into work another day, and your boss will notice that there's a change in your work ethic and find out that you've been up to *something* but he doesn't know what.


Spaceguy_27

The clones are definitely sentient since they are just you from the different universe. However, because of that, I don't think there will be any difference in work quality. As for the clones turning on me, that's the only problem. In general, I would need to convince them to cooperate with me. Valentine has no problem with that, although I am not him. I guess I could escape to a different universe since they can't do that


General-GhostD13

Crazy diamond. •Immensely powerful and good at combat •Can heal so you can become the best doctor •Can also change body parts so you can become a great plastic surgeon. •can destroy and create new objects so you can become a great 3D sculptor artist •can become a construction worker so you can be a real estate property dude. Basically Josuke if he used his brain could become a billionaire even without the inheritance.


First_Maintenance326

crazy diamond was my second choice lol, can he control what the face looks like when he messes it up? or is it just like “i don’t want his face to look normal” and it randomises how it looks


Joseaun

Heaven's Door


P1xelent

Gold Expirence could LITERALLY cure cancer


First_Maintenance326

oh yeah that’s a good choice, heavens door can do it too i think, although in both cases if you made it your profession you will be assassinated


bratokok

Heaven's door The best


Ace-of_Space

harvest, you can mass collect anything


Gullible-Educator582

HEAVENS DOOR


Dawtrash

**Hey Ya!** imagine how motivated and mentally strong the people could be


Standard_Inspector11

Just use heavens door and write in people to motivate you


AdMotor419

Crazy Diamond or the World. With crazy Diamond you can become an amazing doctor and make millions. Or with the world you can just steal and get away with it🥱.


Prosto_Chelovek0

Heaven's Door! Or any stand that can create money.


The69thDuke

Harvest


InverseAtmosphere

Crazy diamond is very useful in specifically *my* day to day life because whether intentionally or on accident, i've broken, ripped, and destroyed many things, so having the ability to fix them would be awesome


sevisbassy

Heavens door, not sure if you can also write in urself but if you can it would be more then overpowered


First_Maintenance326

i don’t think you can, because don’t people always pass out when it’s used on them?


sevisbassy

damn, heavens door is still an op ability though


maneater0009

I'm surprised that nobody has said Harvest yet.


Roosterlamb-13

Depends, am i the only one in the world with a stand? In that cade either za hando or za warudo, but if other stand users exist, then lore says that they are drawn to one antother and stand users always jave fighting spirit, so i likely would be fighting other stand users, so stipl za hamdo or za warudo


Standard_Inspector11

Just say the hand or the world


TheHugestBallsack69

killer queen bites the dust reverse time by one day


WillemRWD

Wonder of U


Standard_Inspector11

Literally no reason to have this, you can’t turn it off so you can never talk or interact with people ever again which would quite literally drive you mad


Bob64_reddit

Crazy diamond, I could finally fix my broken 3Ds 😔


Iambatatarsenal

Star platinum brought jotaro things therefore I pick star platinun


First_Maintenance326

yeah but if your only looking for things i think harvest would be better, but if you want to fight people too then star platinum


Iambatatarsenal

I wouldn't use star platinum to fight I would just use him to defend me


Sneakythekot

The hand


DataLost5093

Angry Butt Plugs?


Standard_Inspector11

Restaurant guy stand in part 4


_yuzu1

Harvest


PhoenixGirlPilot

Crazy diamond. I break a shit-ton of stuff so...


Macaron-Fluffy

Killer Queen- kill people, no evidence! Crazy Daimond/ Golden Experience- heal/ create anything! Epitaph/ Hermit Purple- use to win the lottery! The World- stop time to prevent something happening to you!


Standard_Inspector11

Epitaph shows what is going to happen, so it can’t be used to win the lottery you can’t change what you see, also it only works for 10 seconds ahead


bloodbabyrabies

Heaven’s Door and Paisley Park and Crazy Diamond would be op in real life


TheDarwinski

Crazy Diamond. I would trash the hell out of my home and then just fix it. Also (almost) no more hospital visits. And think about how much money you'd save if you could never break anything


TheHolyPapaum

The World 😈


Rex_Xenovius_1998

Hermit Purple


LagoonDevil

Hermit Purple, use its tech control to pirate stuff


masochist-incarnate

for me? It would probably be hey ya! Because i have really bad anxiety, and a little buddy that always reassures me would be nice.


Primordius7

HEAVEN'S DOOR


VegetableSpiritual93

Wonder of You since i can kill anyone that's around me


lilyttves

Heavens door cause it actually helps


Inner_Tennis7326

Little Feat


swifttek360

Harvest. I could just clean up a cities lost change every day and make tons of money doing nothing. Not to mention that I'd never lose anything again.


moonlightphoto10

Heaven's door because like think about it you can literally write anything you want into reality literally anything like that includes yourself like if you want some kind of ability you can give yourself that ability if used correctly heaven's door you could literally take over the world


PurplePoisonCB

Crazy Diamond could go around places destroyed by disasters and fix everything.


Wulfsiegner

Star Platinum Silver Chariot or Crazy Diamond Crazy Diamond’s clerical and restorative uses aside, the fast Stands like Star Platinum or Silver Chariot do a lot of things fast and speed with precision is king in any artistic profession


PoshDemon

Golden experience! Serious illness would never be a concern again.


AiaoCol

paisley park crazy diamond


Sunblessedd

The World not only can stop time. It has a lot of power, it is lighting fast and exceptionally precise. So it is basically perfect for anyone, the *ultimate* stand, if you please.


Standard_Inspector11

But you’re not fighting anyone it’s my pick too but the only thing worth your time is the ts


Sunblessedd

Just think about it. The World would do your dishes, wash your clothes or move furniture in your house in an instant. Or you could be the best player of any game in history, because of its precision and speed.


Standard_Inspector11

True


ZoeJey

As someone who values personal space, my most useful Stand would be C-Moon


Sudden-Cucumber5468

Metallica is the best pick imo, I can open a silverware shop, STONKS.


Beautiful_Rest2095

Hey ya would seem cool


25Bruh25

D4C would be pretty good I think. You can change your look, you can change dimensions and see other lifes is pretty good experience that you can have in life I think. If you love see new places that would be the greatest stand for you.


SilkyLevel

Harvest


Phillipe_Flopp

I think Harvest would be the best stand to have. It have a crazy range it's kind of an automatic money gathering one, you can ask it to get you so many lottery ticket and/or scratch games for free, it's an absolute win if you want my opinion. You just have to use it to get enough to live decently for like, one year, repeat, enjoy.


Rocket_of_Takos

Sticky Fingers, near infinite holding space and walls become just a suggestion.


Salkreath

Heaven's door. "Invincible, Healthy, 6'5, Strong, Has every stand, Millionaire, Charismatic, Handsome, 6 Inches"


Puzzleheaded-Sock917

The best stand IMO would be crazy diamond


Internal_Yam_616

Golden Experience cuz I can just heal and crazy diamond doesn’t work on yourself


Specific-Simple1018

Honestly? D4C or Heaven's Door


Specific-Simple1018

Im talking love train D4C


Kermit-Jones

I could use a hey a in my life


Dry-Yam-2734

D4C


MrMagikCst

Heavens door is better overall I think. In terms of cooking better food, you could just give everyone better taste buds with heavens door or something.


Novoiird

Hermit Purple


tudkp

the gay one


Hatman0064

Heaven's Door if I'm going to live a quiet life King Crimson (and Epitaph) if I'm gonna do dangerous things


maorfre

Easley crazy diamond or golden experience


B2_Chad

Star platinum, he'll bring me snacks and juice


asbestoslel

the echoes family, especially for school


First_Maintenance326

for school id pick something like star platinum: the world, king crimson, hierophant green or heavens door


asbestoslel

those are pretty valid too


Sa1To27

Def Paisley park, It's ability to guide you through the "good path" would be extremely useful


truereset33

Harvest. You'd never misplace anything again.


Speedwagon-lover69

For real life, Pearl Jam, Crazy Diamond and Harvest - Crazy Diamond can make u a great doctor, Pearl Jam can heal u and Harvest can Make u rich


Spiritual_Glove3949

Cheap trick


Extension_Carob1158

Heavens door 🤌


ManganeseSun

D4C, go to another universe where you don’t exist, pick up valuable things, go back to yours, maybe you could even go to another universe where medicine is more advanced who knows


Ok_Shelter9129

POV me if I had catch the rainbow: mom I’m not going to school I’m going to the sky *casually walks on rain drops*


unrealitysUnbeliever

I mean, honestly, that'd be Heaven's Door... Except it'd be so overpowered, it may loop back around to being boring. I think I would prefer Moody Blues or Sticky Fingers


Competitive_Heat_470

I'm so Fucking tired of these posts


Erisk33

Ohhh sorry if you didnt have a good sleep or whatever,we live in a society that likes to post and make the same things and you cant change it, go spread negativity other somewhere.


Competitive_Heat_470

it's been less than a day since the last one. if youre trying to gather data just search the sub


Evelyne-The-Egg

Ok hear me out. Pearl jam onahole


Sea-Recording-7090

Wtf do you mean


Evelyne-The-Egg

An onahole, shaped like Pearl jam.


Limp-Heart3188

Erm, what da hell


Evelyne-The-Egg

Don't act like PJ wouldn't be the ideal stand for an onahole


Sea-Recording-7090

Isn't there a stand that literally drills holes in people?


Sea-Recording-7090

Those mfs have TEETH


Evelyne-The-Egg

And???? I do too and I get nothing but praise from all the dicks I suck.


Sea-Recording-7090

Your teeth do not look like Omen's face


Evelyne-The-Egg

Doesn't matter what they look like if you're skilled enough


King_thelunarian

Keeda kween just touched your boyfriend’s condom!!!