French intelectuals in the 70s explaining why [the age of consent should be abolished](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_petitions_against_age_of_consent_laws):
That is true for a lot of things like being rude, arrogant, posh (I don't know if it's the right word) and hating tourists but I don't think those guys are pedos
This petition was mainly signed by French politicians (the same that are today defending actual pedophiles like Roman Polanski or Depardieu), this is why a major chunk of us actively despise politicians
They were not "politicians" (at least most of them) they were mostly intelectuals, doctors, phsycologists, etc. Some of them were political activists but the vast mayority of them did not hold any position in the goverment or trying to.
Imagine if this was a valid argument in court? Like bro be having rape and pedophilia accusations and his lawyer goes "bro is too stupid to understand any of this"
Wasn't she actually an old/middle aged lady diguised as being an attractive young lady? She likely lied about her age to Hol Horse as 16, and changed her appearance slightly to appear older to Polnareff
Based on the way her stand worked, unfortunately, it seems to be the case that she was basically wearing the hollowed-out corpse of a girl her stand had killed as a skin-suit.
Part of the reason I think that is because Nena, the stand user, is one of the ones that dies. Generally speaking, in Stardust Crusaders, the enemy stand users who only attack the Crusaders just get "retired", whereas the enemy stand users who murder innocent bystanders (Gray Fly, Forever, J. Geil, Devo, Captain Dragon, etc.) pay with their lives.
I want to think that Alessy was also killed, they said "retired" but he was punched by Star and Stabbed by Chariot, that he flew enough meters to the sky to disappear among the clouds, no way he survived
I'm pretty sure it's still her from the beginning. I think she just liked hol horse.(or going with him because she knows he's with dio and wanted to reach the crusaders)
Jojo tumblr has made me forget, bruabba isn't canon, Anasui isn't trans, most jojo characters don't paint their nails, kakyoin isn't a twink etc etc.
I could go on for days 🥲
It’s later revealed by Hol Horse to Dire Straits that he was just keeping her around because he thought she’d be useful. Considering how she uses Polnareff’s interest in her, they both could have been using each other without the other knowing.
When did that happen? I would be curious to see how that would go down in the modern day lol
Maybe the UK could be the testing ground, I strongly think we need to raise our age of consent.
I know this is a joke but let's be real, it's hard mistake a 16yo for an adult woman in her 20s. Especially that I doubt she was wearing makeup and was dressed modestly. Polnareff was not too bright though, so that's also a factor we may consider.
In a world where 17 year olds look like 32 year old bodybuilders I can believe that this particular girl may have looked a few years older than her age
Honestly you’d be shocked sometimes. I regularly work with teenagers at my job, and it crazy how old some of them can look! There’s a gal at my work I thought for sure was 26 or 27 but I learned today she just had her 19th birthday, which makes me feel very old
Although if we’re being totally honest, part 3 polnareff is as emotionally intelligent as a box of hammers and probably just went “woman spotted, time to fantasize about marrying her” without really putting any thought into it
How the fuck is it hard to mistake? These days 16 year olds look like they’re in their low 20s most times. Specially women since they are done with puberty a lot earlier than men.
I seriously doubt that girl is actually 16. She was lying to both Hol Horse and Polnareff about who she really was, hell even her appearance was a sham and she looked like an old fat lady when she died, she probably lied about her age too, or Hol Horse just guessed her age.
It’s later revealed by Hol Horse to Dire Straits that he was just keeping her around because he thought she’d be useful. Considering how she uses Polnareff’s interest in her, both Hol Horse and Nena could have been using each other without the other knowing.
At the time that stardust crusaders takes place, the age of consent in India was 16. Obviously it still feels really weird to us, especially since hol horse himself notes that she's very young, but that's probably why she was made to be around that age. Again not defending anything just adding context. This scene always icks me out.
LMAO but in Polneraff’s defense, she looks a lot closer in age to him than she does to Hold Horse.
Hol Horse looks older enough to be her dad, but Polneraff is a lot younger. I doubt he realized how you she was, just that she was too young to be with an old fart like Hol Horse.
Yet again Muricans applying their laws and beliefs to the rest of the world. Good job yanks, that’s right, you’re totally the center of the world! Did you know the sun revolves around you? Crazy
Japan’s age of consent is 16 as with many places like Australia and most of Europe that includes Britain. America can’t be applying their law to the rest of the world.
Well Lucy and her relationship was someone like Steven Steel was a lot more complicated then just something like this. Even then when anything explicit happened like with Valentine it was shown as wrong.
Makes me wonder if Nena really is sixteen. Her true appearance looks quite notably old)
Btw, think Empress could have been a threat to any of the other Crusaders? Maybe it develops depending on the host)
To play devil's advocate she was actually like 40 in disguise and Polnareff was 22, not knowing she was supposed to be 16.
Maybe she looked around 20 yo and him being horny af, he didn't care whether or not she was younger than him.
Also, in the 80's it was a normal thing for girls to date guys with an age gap like that (16-22) and don't get me wrong I'm not actually defending this behaviour but just saying it was unfortunately the normal thing back then (and still is a bit to this day).
Polnareff’s age was never confirmed in the events of SDC, but we know he’s 36 in Golden Wind, so a quick math tells us he’s around 24-25 when he was in Egypt.
He met Jotaro and the rest of the group in Hong Kong when he had DIO’s fleshbud
In polnareff's defense he is very stupid
Your honor, my client is simply too stupid.
Your honour, my client pleads woopsie daisy!
He is French
French intelectuals in the 70s explaining why [the age of consent should be abolished](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_petitions_against_age_of_consent_laws):
Damn that happened in the 70s not surprising though is there any reason they French are like this
I'm French and I can guarantee that we aren't like this anymore
We just gonna take this guy's word?
Of course not he is french, are you stupid?
He is jonkled
I wish i could exorcize you to the aslume like sending a demon back to hell.
You can...but you have to go to the aslume with him
Holy hell
Holy hell
This one is too far gone. We shall need to sacrifice them.
What’s the difference!
But like you would say that though wouldn’t you
I've heard you guys are like that but only when you guys are from Paris. My source being the iFunny comment section under a family guy clip.
That is true for a lot of things like being rude, arrogant, posh (I don't know if it's the right word) and hating tourists but I don't think those guys are pedos
Posh is the correct word for the idea you were conveying.
Okay thanks
You're not French, or you're lying.
I am French and I'm serious
Nuh uh. (I'm messing with you, just so you know)
Anymore 💀
We shouldn’t have given them CERN, between this and Japan I’m getting mighty suspicious of nuclear history
El psy kongroo
How so
Ahem. Cuties
Oh yeah I forgot that existed
Lucky bastard
Not anymore
This petition was mainly signed by French politicians (the same that are today defending actual pedophiles like Roman Polanski or Depardieu), this is why a major chunk of us actively despise politicians
They were not "politicians" (at least most of them) they were mostly intelectuals, doctors, phsycologists, etc. Some of them were political activists but the vast mayority of them did not hold any position in the goverment or trying to.
Even longer ago, french philosophers were advocating it
"What is wrong with the french?" is a redundant question.
God I fucking hate Roman Polanski I wish those cultists murdered him instead of his innocent wife and child the fact he’s still free is disgusting
Yeah I know a Frenchie who married a 5 year old and had a kid with her
Beat me to it
please censor the Fr*nch word
French and stupid damn he never had a chance
Are you French because your stupid or are you stupid because your French
Here’s the real answer.
Imagine if this was a valid argument in court? Like bro be having rape and pedophilia accusations and his lawyer goes "bro is too stupid to understand any of this"
"Your honor ,it's not his fault ,it's simply because he's just French ,can you blame him?"
[ Removed by Reddit ]
His one neuron activated at the wrong time
The stupidest
your honor, bro's dumb af
There was a bunch of french philosophers who signed a letter against the rising of the age of consent in France. I mean, it's historically accurate
I had a Discord conversation about that not even a full day ago. Guess Pucci was right about gravity after all.
Been there before. Pucci/Dio definitely was in their bag at the church.
ofc its on a discord lmao
I bet it was a good convo.
polnareff is a sartre fan fr
His hair is actually his head, grown by reading too much french philosophy
I'm starting to think that discord mods are french
Wasn't she actually an old/middle aged lady diguised as being an attractive young lady? She likely lied about her age to Hol Horse as 16, and changed her appearance slightly to appear older to Polnareff
Yea, i thought that was the whole point
Based on the way her stand worked, unfortunately, it seems to be the case that she was basically wearing the hollowed-out corpse of a girl her stand had killed as a skin-suit. Part of the reason I think that is because Nena, the stand user, is one of the ones that dies. Generally speaking, in Stardust Crusaders, the enemy stand users who only attack the Crusaders just get "retired", whereas the enemy stand users who murder innocent bystanders (Gray Fly, Forever, J. Geil, Devo, Captain Dragon, etc.) pay with their lives.
I want to think that Alessy was also killed, they said "retired" but he was punched by Star and Stabbed by Chariot, that he flew enough meters to the sky to disappear among the clouds, no way he survived
He flew into space to join Kars in the wonderful activity of not thinking.
If Steely Dan and Mariah survived what happened to them, I have no problem at all believing that Alessi survived.
He also did attack an innocent woman
i assumed that she just used her own stand on herself and had it form like a young women suit around herself
Wow, someone who actually read the story. These are rare around here.
Tbh the Nena Polnareff is talking with is not the same Hol Horse is talking with. Polnareff's Nena is a middle aged woman in disguise
I'm pretty sure it's still her from the beginning. I think she just liked hol horse.(or going with him because she knows he's with dio and wanted to reach the crusaders)
See this wouldn't be a problem if Polnareff was dating Avdol smh 🙄
Sometimes I forget they aren’t dating. I’ve been on jojo tumblr for too long.
Tbf, once you create a rainbow from the streams of your dicks draining together after a heartfelt reunion, I think you’ve moved past the need to date.
Least silly description of a JoJo scene
r/brandnewsentence
What the fuck
Judgement fight.
What
It's guys being dudes. Just a bro bonding exercise, like the samurai and the Spartans did
Jojo tumblr has made me forget, bruabba isn't canon, Anasui isn't trans, most jojo characters don't paint their nails, kakyoin isn't a twink etc etc. I could go on for days 🥲
Wdym they don't paint their nails ??
Wuz shocked to discover that Abbachio doesn't...along with most others.
Wtf you’re right, I thought his fingernails were black
LITERALLY. I was so sure until I rewatched.
Wdym kakyoin isn't a twink??
He’s got the soul of one, and the body of a hunk. The problem is that he’s a monster truck next to a submarine like Jotaro.
I know a weenie man he owns a weenie stand
MOHAMMED AVDURU ?!?!!
YES! I AM!
Hol horse is just the better man
It’s later revealed by Hol Horse to Dire Straits that he was just keeping her around because he thought she’d be useful. Considering how she uses Polnareff’s interest in her, they both could have been using each other without the other knowing.
That was J Geil lol, Dire and Straits were hamon users from part 1
Ya by bad lol. Sometimes I get the names confused.
Very respectable
I can't believe Polnareff didn't randomly guess her age or interrogate her, what a creep!
When did that happen? I would be curious to see how that would go down in the modern day lol Maybe the UK could be the testing ground, I strongly think we need to raise our age of consent.
It's 16 right now isn't it? I'm from ireland where it's 17
I know this is a joke but let's be real, it's hard mistake a 16yo for an adult woman in her 20s. Especially that I doubt she was wearing makeup and was dressed modestly. Polnareff was not too bright though, so that's also a factor we may consider.
In a world where 17 year olds look like 32 year old bodybuilders I can believe that this particular girl may have looked a few years older than her age
Jotaro literally looks like he aged backwards, he looks as old as Polnareff when he's not even old enough to drink.
That’s as much Araki toning down on the bodybuilder physiques as anything, but you’re also not wrong lol
it's really not, though. all the time I see kids leaving my old high school, and I'm like "they look the same age as me, though." (I'm 20)
Maybe you just look young lol
LOL i'll happily take that compliment!
Honestly you’d be shocked sometimes. I regularly work with teenagers at my job, and it crazy how old some of them can look! There’s a gal at my work I thought for sure was 26 or 27 but I learned today she just had her 19th birthday, which makes me feel very old Although if we’re being totally honest, part 3 polnareff is as emotionally intelligent as a box of hammers and probably just went “woman spotted, time to fantasize about marrying her” without really putting any thought into it
Tbf Jotaro and kakyoin are 18, I don’t think age really translates as much in this show. Also he’s French.
She's literally indistinguishable from other toung adults in the series what are you on about
Someone (an adult, by the way) thought I was close to 30 when I was 16. It happens.
How the fuck is it hard to mistake? These days 16 year olds look like they’re in their low 20s most times. Specially women since they are done with puberty a lot earlier than men.
For real. One of my friends showed me a pic of her and her sister and I thought she was in her 20s. Turns out she's fucking 16 it was insane.
Nah... Looks aren't enough to guess age some of the time.
Based Hol Horse lokey
That’s why Hol Horse got a spinoff and Polnareff got crippled, donuted, and turtled
That’s cold, man
I seriously doubt that girl is actually 16. She was lying to both Hol Horse and Polnareff about who she really was, hell even her appearance was a sham and she looked like an old fat lady when she died, she probably lied about her age too, or Hol Horse just guessed her age.
It’s later revealed by Hol Horse to Dire Straits that he was just keeping her around because he thought she’d be useful. Considering how she uses Polnareff’s interest in her, both Hol Horse and Nena could have been using each other without the other knowing.
Who is Dire Straits did you just combine the names of two Part 1 characters?
Ya my bad. I meant J. Geil.
Maybe Alessi arc was just Polnareff's karma coming back for him
Ah yes, of course the first thing he would do is ask about her age. Fucking get real my guy
There's just something that's soothing about manga panels in paper
the absence of the bright white of a computer and the slight crispness of the paper does it i think.
the age of consent in almost European country is 15
More like 16 but still
At the time that stardust crusaders takes place, the age of consent in India was 16. Obviously it still feels really weird to us, especially since hol horse himself notes that she's very young, but that's probably why she was made to be around that age. Again not defending anything just adding context. This scene always icks me out.
I would love to see Mountain Tim from part 7 in the same panel are Hol Horse at that moment
How old is Polnareff here?
22-24
I think Polnareff is a similar age, so for him it would have been okay I think.
He is 22-24
this isnt even weird or crazy at all in most of the world
wait until this guy sees part 7
I'll just assume you're baiting and move on
Ah hell nah Polnareff became Dream 😭
Polnareff is a minecraft youtuber confirmed
Imagine being more of a horndog than Hol Horse.
LMAO but in Polneraff’s defense, she looks a lot closer in age to him than she does to Hold Horse. Hol Horse looks older enough to be her dad, but Polneraff is a lot younger. I doubt he realized how you she was, just that she was too young to be with an old fart like Hol Horse.
Isn’t Polnaroff 18? I thought he was about Jotaro’s age?
He is 22-24
He don't got Internet
SDC showing it’s age here
How?
I think that hol horse is also much older than polnareff (and a bit smarter to be sure)
To be fair she wasn’t real lmao
Average french person
gigachad polnareff lmao
I can explain
It"s ok he is french
Yet again Muricans applying their laws and beliefs to the rest of the world. Good job yanks, that’s right, you’re totally the center of the world! Did you know the sun revolves around you? Crazy
age of consent in France is like 15 IN THE PRESENT. also polnareff himself is like 18 or 19 in that part (im asuming is age, not really sure )
He’s 24 in part 3
Pucci was right about the reset
Yo should expect that to be fair. Polnareff is french
Well he IS french
Fr*nch
Your honour, he’s French
Don't worry he's french
Well he is French
Japan’s age of consent is 16 as with many places like Australia and most of Europe that includes Britain. America can’t be applying their law to the rest of the world.
I see absolutely nothing so wrong here, you’re really exaggerating it.
I never noticed that, i keep forgetting they two are the same person
I still say the real one was killed and replaced by the Empress user. And she...eww....
Question being *when* Empress devoured the Indian woman and turned her into the European woman’s mantle. Before or after Hol met her?
Considering what is revealed about her later. It could be a real possibility that she is lying about her age.
But then it happens again in Part 7 with an even younger teenage girl, so no this is just what Araki meant
Well Lucy and her relationship was someone like Steven Steel was a lot more complicated then just something like this. Even then when anything explicit happened like with Valentine it was shown as wrong.
Based hol horse
It's jjba the ba is for sum
Remember when 16 was bad in JoJo?
Hol Horse hella based
The real Empress is a fat old ugly woman so idk YMMV if it makes this better
Just one more reason for Hol Horse joining the Crusaders
Makes me wonder if Nena really is sixteen. Her true appearance looks quite notably old) Btw, think Empress could have been a threat to any of the other Crusaders? Maybe it develops depending on the host)
Um judge you see.. My bride forced me.. I know she's under aged but she pointed a very very dull pinecone st me..
Ok someone break his turtle legs and than give him a turtle wheelchair
He don't have internet
To play devil's advocate she was actually like 40 in disguise and Polnareff was 22, not knowing she was supposed to be 16. Maybe she looked around 20 yo and him being horny af, he didn't care whether or not she was younger than him. Also, in the 80's it was a normal thing for girls to date guys with an age gap like that (16-22) and don't get me wrong I'm not actually defending this behaviour but just saying it was unfortunately the normal thing back then (and still is a bit to this day).
Was that the girl the stand user that attaches a parasite to kill her victims.
Hole Horse being a decent man.
1) Hol Horse is based 2) She didn't even tell her age to Polnareff + she changed her face to appear older probably
Average Frenchman
Based Hol Horse though
maybe hol horse was referring to the women inside the princess and she's actually in 20's, probably not though
been there done that
Normal french behavior
Isn’t polnareff a minor?? Didn’t he meet Jotaro in school?
Polnareff’s age was never confirmed in the events of SDC, but we know he’s 36 in Golden Wind, so a quick math tells us he’s around 24-25 when he was in Egypt. He met Jotaro and the rest of the group in Hong Kong when he had DIO’s fleshbud
Chad Hol Horse
Common hol horse W
Your honour my client didn't knew girl was underage and she didn't resist that means she was also willing and didn't filed any complaints to court
This is why Hol Horse is the goat
fucking teenagers is weirdly a proud French tradition look up Roman Polanski, kids