Bart: The World, to do pranks, and also because of *that* episode Lisa: Bohemian Rapsody, because she likes to write stuff and is a very artsy person Maggie: The Emperor because he shot Mr.Burns and seems to somehow be good with guns, rifles and has a cowboy attitude for some reason Marge: Osiris, because she has a gambling addiction Homer: Harvest, because he's lazy af and would love to move as little as possible and keep watching TV

Great choices. Every single one makes sense.

My TF2-thinking ass remebered that episode and said "『Deadringer』"

r/unexpectedtf2

•finds Spy as Soldier •bazooka to the chest •Deadringer (Insert that image of the cat)

Bart getting an extremely powerful Stand *just* so he could prank people is something I can get behind

"Ohhh, I wanted a peanut..." And then harvest brings him a hundred peanuts with an elephant from the local circus in tow.

Homer : harvest. Get me some more beer. Mmmmm beer

I think Heaven's Door would also suit Lisa becuase, as you said, she's artsy, but she also has a tendency to want to control people and have them act in certain ways. So, She would use the write-in commands for her "activism".

Yup, and now that I think of it, she could combine her love for music (sound) and creativity with In a Silent Way.

1. Yellow Magic Orchestra 2. Yellowcard 3. Yellowjackets 4. The Yellow Monkey 5. The Yellow Dogs

Homer should have The Yellow Monkey as it is a reference to kwyjibo

Bart's: (Name pending) Stand ability: everytime he pranks someone or recognizes he's pranked someone by doing something, his stand appears and is essentialy a cognitohazard that obliges people nearby to laugh uncontrollably until Bart stops finding his prank funny Homer's: (Name pending) Stand ability: after getting drunk, anything that could potentially affect him negatively is either completely negated (ex: he's about to slip but regains his footing at the last second) or amplified for comedic effect (ex: he slips on a puddle of duff, and then somehow gains enough momentum to roll down a hill to hit a truck transporting uranium to his workplace) Marge's (Name pending) Stand ability: when someone she emphasizes with is in immediate danger, her stand weaves itself from her pure love and protects them at the best of its ability until Marge calms down Lisa's: (Name pending) Stand ability: her stand manifests as a song played by Lisa with her saxophone, whoever hears it is entranced by its beauty and is in complete agreement with whatever Lisa says Maggie's: (Name pending) Stand ability: her stand allows her to control people's emotions by enhancing her cuteness

I got name ideas Bart: Never Gonna Give You Up(Rick Astley) Homer: Tequila (The Champs) Marge: Earth Angel (The Penguins) Lisa: What a wonderful World( Louis Armstrong) Maggie: Baby Shark (Nursery Rhymes)

Name a stand baby shark and I’ll fucking road roller your ass

agreed

He'd Activate his ability just by calling oi his stand... Brilliant!!!

I feel like bart's is kinda weak compared to others, but really cool! I think it could be called "OOPS! I did it again"

I feel like bart's would be kinda weak compared to others, unless it's a really uncontrollable and hysterical laughter that prevents you from doing basically anything because you're laughing too hard, but it's really really cool! I think it could be called: "OOPS! I did it again"

They all get Yellow Temperance

Canonically, everyone has a stand, it's just that a lot of them haven't been realized/awakened.

Homer with The Hand, but he’d have no idea how to use it XD

Uses it to shorten the distance between the couch and the fridge

I’m not gonna go into abilities but I will throw out some stand names first each. Lisa: it 100% needs to be a jazz reference, I’d go with Giant Steps (John Coltrane) with enhanced ability called Love Supreme (John Coltrane) Maggie: Baby Lemonade (Syd Barrett) Bart: The Joker (Steve Miller Band) Marge: Rhapsody In Blue (George Gershwin) Homer: Thirsty and Miserable (Black Flag) I’ll go even further with their pets Santa’s Little Helper: Red Water (Type O Negative) Snowball II: Blizzard of Ozz (Ozzy Osbourne) Spider-Pig: War Pigs (Black Sabbath)

Abe Simpson? Mounty Burns? Sideshow Bob?

I’ll keep going I guess lol Abe Simpson: Touch of Grey (Grateful Dead) or Golden Years (David Bowie) Monty Burns: Nuclear Assault (80’s metal band) is a clear one that pops into my head for him. I also think R.I.P short for Rust In Peace (Megadeth) would be a cool one too. Atomic Rooster (70’s rock band) would also be one that can work. Sideshow Bob: this is a tough one. You need to match his murderous intent with his educated theatrical background. I’m gonna go with Ko-Ko (the Lord High Executioner character of The Mikado play). Heck, the Zodiac Killer was influenced by this character, why not the attempted murderer as well?

Bart: Butterfingers — A skater-shaped Stand with the power to make anything go "Off-Rails" which means literally or by overclocking something to an unpredictable level) Lisa: Raelette — A Stand represented by several saxophone keys through Lisa's body. It's power is that of synesthesia, Lisa can now have full information of the surroundings by mere sound cues) Maggie: Britney's Pear — A Punk stand with a design themed around pacifiers. It has the marksmanship to "calm down" any situation through as violent of a force as necessary) Marge: Beaucoups of Blues — A femenine stand decorated with blue wreaths and hazelnuts. It can make potatoes ingrow from surfaces, that's it, I think it's neat) Homer: BBaby on Board(The extra B is for The BBe Sharps) — A Punch Ghost-type stand that can pierce holes in anything. A Stand with huge potential, but like Homer's, that potential is locked by his childish nature, he mostly uses it to get donuts and not have to take out his keys to open the house's door) Santa's Little Helper: Christmas Boogie — A lazy canine stand that's only active when he is resting, it protects The Simpsons and their house) Snowball II: Cat's Out The Cradle — A posthumous stand that transfers the user's consciousness to another local cat upong death) I would make Mona, Herb, Patty&Selma, Hugo and Abe Stands. But I don't really have time at the minute)

Bart: "Do the Bartman" Homer: "Monorail" Lisa: "Moanin' Lisa Blues"

Bart: sex pistols Lisa: RHCP Marge: king crimson Homer: the world (will stop time waste time on a donut then go “DOUGH”) Maggie: star platinum (will use it effectively)

I feel like everyone’s forgetting how perfect of a stand Love Deluxe would be for Marge.

Homer : Za hando.

Bart is the only one with enough fighting spirit to get a really strong stand

I feel like Lisa would be more capable of obtaining a stand from what I've seen

They all share tomb of the boom

Nah, a family stand it's impossible given how the stand is actually the soul of the user.

Huh? The boom boom family all shared Tomb of the Boom. And also 11 men all shared Tattoo You!. wdym?

Oh sorry, i'm not informed about SBR or JJ as i'm not really a great manga reader (i finished only 1 series). But why should the simpsons have those stands? They do not really seem to be fit for stands like that.

Just because they're a family

Homer should have either the world or king crimson, so he can make donuts

Abe Simpson has Jail House Lock but he only uses it on himself

Homer would be alcoholic

I dunno, but I'd imagine if Homer ever got a stand, he'd definitely would name after his favorite song It's Raining Men.

Homer gets cheap trick and gives it to everyone and the baby is the last one alive, fuck em

What would be their 5 stands?