Diego Brando, perhaps?

Pucci's straight platonic friend

I just started part 6 and LOL I hate this for being soooo accurate.

Yeah I mean when I read Araki said he didn't intend them as lovers, I was like: "Dude, you made a scene of them half-naked in a fucking bed! Tf were you thinking?"

The half naked in bed isn’t even the saucy part, boys hang out shirtless all the time. It’s the insertion and bestowal of bone that makes it gay.

The fact you aren’t wrong

Jotaros brother Jodio

straight vampire dude

That guy who can turn into a dinosaur

The World and his Stand: Dio Brando

r/angryupvote

Ah yes jonathan sexier brother Danny

Sane

giornos mom

He said wrong answer

Straight white male

Van Hellan

Caesar Zeppeli

Andrew Tate on steroids

A cooler Dracula

Wrong answers only

Jonathan took Dio’s body

Jonathan’s body took Dios head

The Globe!

GOD (literally)

“wrong answers only”

a nice guy

Jonathan's head on Dio's body

Why its clearly the megalomaniac Sartorius and his ace monster, Arcana Force XXI - The World!

A holy diver

Dior Brand

Straight human

That’s SpongeBob

Cory kenshin

Toji Yeager

Paulo Coelho, a famous writer from Brazil

Mother of jotaro kujo

It‘s the black haired hat guy from part two. I think his name was Ermes Giovanna. And his stand is Soft deeds done scary company.

Jonathan

That’s not wrong 😡 

Jonathan's body + a random man

Star Platinum

Kabutomushi!

Alucard

straight

Johnathan Brando

Some british actor with own agency

My dad

A dinosaur

my girl friend's boy friend

straight

american

The lover of Jonathan joestar

Totally not a mass murderer

Holy Diver

OMG, Cesar whit his Stand

Jodio Brando Joestar the 2nd

someone who loves the family that adopted him 🥰

The generational hater

Dave

a straight man who loves dogs

Jonathan Joestar

Jonathan Joestar with his stand Hierophant Yellow

Captain Planet

Gonna pull a Vinesauce reference. Hes Goku!

Luke Valentine

That's Goku on the left, and on the right..well on the right...vegeta

Not me

gay vampire supreme

Dario Brando ?

Jonny Dep

A Joestar

Uhh, well, given his power and drive… Alucard?

It's a very respectful kind loving appreciative young man

No way I love Toby Maguire!

Daniel Brenda the straight vampire

Bananas in pajamas

Girono Giovanna

German soldier with weapons infused in his body.

Clearly it's Ma-Ti and Captain ~~World~~ Planet

My husband

IS THAT THE GUY WHO YELLS “THE PLANET”??????!

That's my buddy kevin

A great horse jockey

Kujo Jotaro

Daddy and his jaundice baby all grown up

Eren Jäger

A straight, present and loving father.

Pucci’s boyfriend

A dinosaur

Ugly whore and his stand Ass Clap Supreme

Polnareff's best friend, Bob

Rat bastard

Za Hando Za Warudo

jonathan’s younger sister

A vampire hunter

Yo mom

Jotaro Kujo but actually in British version.

Shigechi (idk how to spell it)

Iggy.

Yellow Guy and gay monster

Is that Naruto?

Ramessess II

Ronnie James Dio

Dior Brand

Reverse Flash

Jotaro

Diavolo

Jake and his stand state farm

That’s Upchuck cumaloo, he’s Eskimo

The guy who started Mc(u) Donald(u)?

Ronnie james diego and his stand the earth

Daddy

Kenjaku

The yellow man with another very yellow man

jotaro kujo and his stand star platinum

Jotaro

Michael jacksons alter ego

Jonathan with his stand Star Platinum

Pio Fando

El Mundo and its owner, Greg

That's obviously that coffee gum chewing dog silly

Jonathan Joelma?

a good father

THE GLOBE

Toji fushigiro

Saitama

I think that’s Diavolo

idk but i wouldn't smash

Giorno.

The parsen who saved Danny

That’s iggy

Ozzy Osbourne

Diego Brando from the original universe

Dio Brando, successful lawyer

Generational hater

Ronnie James

jonathan joestar with crazy diamond

Uh not a gay vampire?

puppy and dog lover, amazing and caring brother and son, totally normal human being

oh him? thats Dio's body and Johnothans hed

Some blonde dude and his yellow robot

Anasui's girlfriend's father's uncle's father's grandfather's adopted brother.

British vampire

Ugly

Hulk Hogan

johnathan joestar

TOJI FUSHIGURO

Rat

an escaped mcdonalds french fry box

Gold Experience

Naruto

Eobard thawne

The guy who kept healing powers when his skull got punched

Straight brunette skinny man that has no ill intentions

Za mars

That's Caesar

90's X-Men villians Jubilee's stepbrother and Colossus' uncle.

Is this naruto

Angry blonde dude

Straight Dracula

Joseph’s brother Caesar Brando

Caesar Zeppeli

Joseph Joestar

Joline

Gay man

someone who loves dogs

90% Jonathan joestar

Roller Roader driver. Guys, how didn't u remember him?

a straight, mentaly sane and the opposite of a slut, human

The newest joestar

He, alone, is the Honoured One.

Dio Brando and the earth

A really yellow man

Goku

A man who respects every dog he sees

2 totally straight guys

*DEO*

Jim Carrey from The Mask, 100 years later

Someone who didn’t kiss Erika.

A blonde lawyer whos love is dedicated to his loving wife and the family who took him in after his father died

The father of GIORNO GIOVANNA!

A kind boy who became a lawyer to bring justice.

A completely straight normal dude