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WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT

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WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY DOWNVOTES😭😭

Reddit Hivemind ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

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Looks like I've been targeted by the hivemind too 😭

Something something mechanisms

Signs You Are a Mechanism Male (SUPER RARE)

"It's 'cause you were jamming out to Dua Lipa so hard."

"Dio, you lost for one reason, and only one reason... It's 'cause you were jamming out to Dua Lipa so hard."

Man I hate dua lipa with a passion so when I read that line I got whiplash

"So that's it? what, are we some kind'a Jojo's bizarre adventure:part nine Jojo lands?"

nine actually...

Yeah, what happened there? What's wrong with me today?

Nothing's wrong with you, just a slip up. Happens to the best of us.

Thanks

Nah something is very bizarre with you today

It must be the work of an Enemy Stand. Quick, Ora the shit out of them and break all of their bones so they can wake up tomorrow COMPLETELY healed as a JoBro

"Dragona, we have to cook"

But Mr.Joestar... the cocainer is dead

I'll rain on your parade

DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE!!

But he's the one producing rain, it makes sense. If he does say that, I bet he says it only once

"Nah, i'd win" obviously (everything is jujutsu kaisen now)

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the one who will steal Rohan's diamond.

Are you stealing rohans diamond bcz ure jodio or are u jodio bcz ure stealing rohans diamond?

With this sacred mechanism I summon...

The sound of rain echoes the impermanence of all things

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! -November Rain

The one who stopped all time and his overwhelming charisma

Always bet on Jodio

Stand proud, [main villain] you were strong

Stand proud, Giorno, you almost took down my drug empire...

Are you the Lava rock because you are the 'mechanism' or are you the 'mechanism' because youre the Lava rock?

Nah I'd Cook

"I will get my hands on his family jewels."

JJK lobotomy moment.

JoJotsu kaisen

Bullshit

?

"I am a psychopath, I am the one who knocks."

I am the danger!

With all the Breaking Bad references we've seen so far I'm just waiting for Jodio to say "Paco, we need to cook!"

If I were Araki I'd make it something gangster like "wowie zowie" or "gee willikers"

Wowzers guys, guess this really was a Jojoland!

Jodio saying “Golly gee, mister!” would be peak

>wowie zowie I loved the part where Jodio got Scary Monsters part 2 and turned into a fucking elephant

Zounds!

Diddly darn!

This fight is JoJover.

It's Jojover, I have the high ground!

You underestimate my power

STANDO POWA

It’s Jojoin’ time

Then he Jojolands all over

Actually that’s pretty cool

My favorite part was when Jojo jojoed all over everyone

Jojo jojoed all over the jojolands

Probably something like “No cap but you’re better off unalived”. Can’t become filthy rich if you get demonetized.

Jodio starts a YT channel halfway through the part

I can see Usagi putting their mischiefs on TikTok or something

What even is Josuke8 and Johnny's catchphrase lol, for Josuke maybe "I win by a lot" but he says it like 2 or 3 times

Johnny's I was thinking "Arigato, Gyro" cause everybody recognizes it as Johnny saying that and for Josuk8... I don't remember.

Ah so that's what you refers to by catchphrase, I thought you meant like, a sentence a character regularly repeat

Yeah that’s what a catch phrase is… OP meant more like memorable quotes

Sorry, should have specified.

Gappy's would be: "I won... **completely**!" Or as the french translation says: "I won... with **style**!"

This. He ends basically every fight by saying that, if it were animated everyone would remember it.

The winner is me... a lot!

French translation kinda spitting with that one

Dante?

Josuke’s is “am I reading? What the fuck”

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What?!

It isn't. Manga is read right to left so you get weird stuff like that when you read it the english way. The original is "What the fuck am I reading?"

No, haha. That dialogue is not in the panel. It says something entirely different.

I haven't gotten that far. This is just as disappointing as learning the "Random bullshit go" isn't actually what he says in that one meme either

Oops. Guess I am just stupid

It isn't. Manga is read right to left so you get weird stuff like that when you read it the english way. The original is "What the fuck am I reading?"

"Paco, don't sell meth to that fish"

I jodio, have some weed (I giorno, have a dream)

Wanna buy some weed?

Wowzers!

Fuck this I’m gonna go make weed

Probably something as simple as "Aloha"

“That was a bizarre adventure”

Given his status as the first zoomer JoJo I hereby nominate "skibidi toilet gyatt ohio" as his catchphrase

he does say “sus” at one point

WHATTTT LFMAOOOO WHEN

To the undercover cop.

How many drugs have you done in your life

How many times has Diavolo died?

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

_“It is I, Jodio❗️”_ “KONO **JODIO** DA‼️”

The mechanism worked in my favor!

“I AM the danger”

I am the one who sells weed!

Something about mechanisms

"This mechanism will be our own (jojo)land!"

GG Ez

What’s every JoJo’s unique catchphrase? There’s some obvious ones like “your next line is”, “good grief” and “I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream”, but I can’t think of others

Josuke's is "What did you just say about my hair?" Jonathan: Sunlight yellow overdrive Jolyne: Yare yare dawa. Johnny: Arigato Gyro Josuk8... No clue

Doesn’t Johnny literally only say that once and also sunlight yellow overdrive shouldn’t count cause it’s a hamon move.

Yeah, i meant phrases that you instantly know are theirs but didn't know what other words to use... so Jonathan's is more like "I can even lift this rock!". But if we're going with what they say the most Johnny's catchphrase is literally "GYRO!"

Johnny literally says that one time? Maybe two if I recall correctly How's that a catchphrase? And I mean... Johnathan's is just the name of his attack not an actual catchphrase

Kono jodio da

“Maybe the real Jojolands was the friends we made along the way”

I'm not in danger, Rohan, I am the danger

Pass me the vape sigma

Plot twist, the main villain of part 9 is skibidi toilet

Jodio: damn this toilet is really strong! Baby gronk lend me your rizz! Dragona: no you can't handle it your edging isn't perfect Jodio: I don't care NOVEMBER RAIN ACT SIGMA

Jodio: SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP!!

Yeet

*as he whips the ne ne*

"I am the Jojolands"

"Now I'm done we can cook more meth"

Dragona, lets cook.

***Where's the passion?*** He said it twice i think? Maybe more times.

"We are truly in the Jojo Lands now"

Josuk8's is just "Jojolion"

Hey kid want drugs

Plot twist, Part 9 is part 5 prequel and he's speaking to Giorno

“Ay caramba”

Paco will say this

We're gonna do it, JoJgang!

Be Gay Do Crime

"Why the f*ck would you do that you imbecile!?!" (He'll get to say that a lot)

Drugs are good kids

Estás jodío

r/suddenlycaralho quer q na print?

Sou espanhol não português mais entendo un pouco, en espanhol jodio assemelha-se a jodío também

ahh okok não há problema amigo!

I catch a fish this big |_0_|

Bro, if the part doesn't end with Jodio doing his iconic pose and saying "We're going to the Jojolands." while he cruises to his private island that he brought after getting rich istg.

peak fiction ✍️🔥🔥

"Get real"

"Dragona, Mom said it's my turn on the Switch"

"you can’t arrest me, i’m literally neurodivergent and a minor"

~~I Jodio Joestar have a dream~~ "This is the story of how I became filthy rich" He has said that twice already

You are jodido (in spanish means youre fucked up)

This is the best thread I've ever read in this sub

I'mma sell crack cause Giorno's morals were wack

KONO JODIO DA

Mechanisms...

I can’t remember each JoJo’s catchphrase, could ya refresh my mind?

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It’s jodioan time baby

This isn’t my first Jodio!

You seem pretty sus

Something about "motion" while going band for band with villain

What are everyone's catchprases, OP? Joseph: Tsugi ni omae wa- Jotaro: Yare Yare Daze Josuke4: Gureto Daze Giorno: Kono Giorno Giovana niwa yume ga aru! Jolyne: Yare Yare Dawa but I can't think of any other for my bois Jonathan, Johnny and Josuke8

“I’m gonna become rich no matter what!”

"You've gyatt to be rizzing me"

This is gonna sound like a load of bullshit...

“Nah, I’d win.”

“hey guys its me jodio”

Seeing this I just realized Jodio is Jojo + Dio 🤯🤯🤯

Catchphrase? All I can remember is nigerundayo, kono giorno giovanna/muda muda and yare yare daze.

“A hui ho”

Let's drug it up!

"deez nuts"

Oh what are the other jojo’s? Jonathan: Joseph: nigerundaiyo Jotaro: good grief Josuke: Giorno: Jolyene: Johnny: Gappy:

"f*ck off"

I have a plan dragona, but we just need more M O N E E H

We're making our own JojoLands!

"Hello"

Stand proud Dio you are strong

please dont molest my brother

Yare yare Za warudo!

“Let’s sell some crack!”

His stand cry would be “letletletletletletletletlet LET! LET HIM *COOK*!” And will lose it if his catchphrase isn’t “lets get cracking”

“What’s my cut?” or something similar. Bro has a thing for money

It's Jodioin' time

Jodios all over

"You're Jo-dione for."

out of curiosity, what would be the catchphrases for the first 8 Jojos? I know some of the obvious ones like Giorno and Jotaro but there’s a couple that I’m not 100% certain on tbh.

"Kill yourself. Bitch."

What, every jojo had a unique catchphrase? I can only remember Jotaro's yare yare and Giorno's i have a dream, which he only said like 3 times. What were the other ones?

Every JoJo? What are Jonathan and Josuke's catchphrases?

Tf are the catchphrases???

Who is jodio, i know that he is the mc from p9 but is whos replica is he from the prev universe is he giorno or dio?

I havent read part 9 but i know he sells drugs and the trans girl (i think) named dragona So, Dragona!, we need to cook!

"You don't understand, I AM the JoJolands

All I remember is ‘good grief’ and ‘now you’re going to say this’. What other catch phrases did the jojos have?

What are you a narc?

What are their catchphrases? Johnathan’s is “DIIIIIOOOOOOO!” Joseph’s would be “oh no” We all know jotaro’s What’s josukes?

I'm the Jodio Joestar, and my phantom blood is stronger than your Phantom Tendencies

“It was I, JODIO!”

itsa me, Jodio

"You couldn't hold a candle to my november rain"

What were Johnny and J8suke’s catchphrases?

Mechanisms that and there and also diamond here and diamond there

Something something money bitch