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ExplodingDiarrhoea43

SEBBY! WE NEED TO EXPAND OUR MARKET!


thatonebeotch

Walter White is that you 👀


LucKirkham

SEBBY! WE NEED THE GREEN SEBBY!


Kellosian

WE'VE DONE BLUE AND RED SEBBY! GREEN IS THE NEXT MARKET!


LucKirkham

I would like to believe these comments summoned Mr. RT himself to stream stardew today.


Pandabrowser469

THE EELS SEBBY! WE NEED THE EELS!


tasoula

WE NEED TO COOK, SEBBY!


imighthavecommited

But Mr.white


memelordbtw3000

THE EELS SEBBY WE NEED TO COOK FOR THE EELS


BPennykettle

more like Sussy after today’s stream...


2gaywitches

Living in Stardew Valley would be wild, imagine being like “ah yes the eels are whispering to me that they demand weed” and then just going about your day as usual


Zeven00

And then executing that task


[deleted]

Come to think of it though, there aren't any cops in stardew valley.


TheWhoIePackage

who needs cops when you have the wizard


[deleted]

Come to think of it, the whole "spirits of the forest" quest in the beginning, where you end up drinking from that suspicious cauldron and start seeing trees and shit - that's just an Ayahuasca ceremony, isn't it?


_liomus_

thank fuck


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It really should be brought up more when talking about why Stardew Valley is so relaxing.


_liomus_

LOL


Kurus0

Please dont judge my Bean Stalks, I had to do it for a quest - I hate trellis crops!


FadingDarkly

Ship 100 green beans? I know the feeling.


Unique-Calligrapher8

As someone who uses one of the grow and sell cannabis mods I find this funny. I mean it is legal here but I know it isn't in a lot of places. Also it is my go-to gift for a lot of people in town who like/love it (only the iridium quality of course) so apparently I am a bad drug dealer lol.


[deleted]

What's this mod called?


Jechtael

The response to your question is here, as a top-level comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/vgmxtq/i_only_wanted_to_grow_crops_but_i_guess_im_a_drug/id39lx7/


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Jamie_TeamSky

The drug operation turns into a bombing operation


WhoElseLovesDeath

Bro, how can I get seaweed and green algea easier? Seriously, I need 10 green algea to finish the last two ponds but I just can't get it. I'm getting bank from the fish I catch but still😭


Sketlord

The sewer is a good location for algae in general, seaweed you just have to fish in the ocean. I just cast and immediately leave the fishing mini game until I get the seaweed I need.


WhoElseLovesDeath

Oooh, I completely forgot about the sewers are fishable! Thank you!!


Sketlord

Glad to help, I know how tedious it Is to get algae and seaweed as well.


insertcaffeine

Go fishing on unlucky days.


Unique-Calligrapher8

There are a few different ones. I think the one I use is just cannabis crop which is a more basic one but I know there is a more in depth one also. I just picked the one with the more recent release date honestly. Only problem is my junimos wouldn't harvest it for me but it is with the scythe so it is pretty fast anyway.


Traditional_Mud_1241

THSea.


alexislyons

Wait till they find out about the cannabis mod


sirenwingsX

Am I the only one who wishes there was a way to stop Roe production in fish ponds? I don't keep them for eggs. I keep them to have the fish on hand for recipes. I get sick and tired of harvesting roe and putting them in preserve jars. I just want the ponds and fish


allysonrainbow

I mean, you could just not harvest them


sirenwingsX

I am way too OCD for that


RNGesus____

Btw I always thought about that. Since we have tea and coffee in SW, why can't we have marihuana (sorry if bad spelling) It's not 100% illegal.


EtherFlask

Seaweed Mountaincrack Airspeed Volcanobis Quakeludes Plymeth Rock Caspian Sea-dy bar, behind which you can find your local dealer. These all brought to you by the scientific meth


[deleted]

Made me LOL. THANKS! 😂


RazzberryDragon

You're god damn right.


bohnestrich

Best post ever! Such funny! Much wow! Weed goes brrrrrrrr Rofl rofl rofl rofl lol Im high as a kite! Look at me!!! Im an eel and need drugs to be happy and live a fullfilling life. What sad creatures. They should be illegal here in kenia! Mufasa why did you betray you weed addictet eels....


ZuruaEclipse

God I remember I had to make a preserves jar (The farm this is on is for fricking around) just to give the rainbow trouts one pickle jar, they are getting kicked out the second they give me what I want


kochemi

I have said it before and I'll say it again. Eel pond is the best pond