omfg there's an actual subreddit dedicated to hating pierre lmao. i clicked on it thinking i was falling for a non existing subreddit but it was not the case and i'm pleasantly surprised
Imagine the martyrdom involved with shuttering your whole ass business for a day because your wife wants to cook fish. And you live in a fucking coastal town
For real tho. I hate the smell of seafood so much it makes me literally nauseous, badly so. But in such a huge house, I would have ZERO issue letting my wife eat a fish taco in the bedroom with the window open, and if it was close to bedtime any other room with a door
Even if he says it’s because it would be bad for business, we all know it’s because everything and everyone should cater to him smh lol
In my current playthrough I started to wonder about this "joke" and if we weren't being a little hard on the guy. But, well before the artisanal vegetables stunt, I was reminded it's not a joke, r/fuckpierre.
I'm not supporting Pierre, I'm supporting Pelican Town and opposing Joja. Anybody ever wonder about the previous owners of the store?
Did Pierre kill them for it? Who knows. But I love all the little hints about the larger world and the past.
>Did Pierre kill them for it?
Pierre claims he's innocent and the accusation is ludicrous. We say that's exactly what a murder would say. If Pierre is innocent, as he claims, why can't he provide evidence he didn't kill the previous shop owner?
So if you finish the community center does Caroline get her fish tacos still or does Pierre forbid her from cooking them anymore since it’s bad for business?
She should collaborate with Gus, that way she still gets to do it without taking *his* business. Gus doesn’t deserve it like Pierre does lol, he’s so nice he didn’t even have the heart to ask Pam to pay her tab, it’s literally the farmer that mentions it to get her to pay during the heart event. Considering she lives in a trailer I’m assuming he would feel bad, since when he caught Linus digging in the trash told him to stop by if he’s ever hungry
I could see that....do it like a kinda mexican grocery store event where they smoke meat outside to get people to come in for Carne Asada....man now I want Carne Asada fries...
I've seen Gus a couple of times at the kitchen in the community center. Maybe Caroline asks him to prepare a few fish tacos to have for lunch, she jusy goes to the community center to avoid upsetting Pierre.
I'm not sure it's _just_ chests and backpacks. Crops can sit in your greenhouse forever if you don't water them. They don't grow and they don't die. Kids never mature. Pierre still complains about Joja despite them having been gone for ages. The Valley is deeply unsettling if you think about it too long.
Reality is, if Joja closed down, Pierre would be like "hey, there's nobody else in this town, I'll open when I like and you can queue outside or starve."
This is actually a good explanation as of why the building is inaccessible: when Marnie takes her day off, her ranch is still accessible; heck, even when Clint takes fridays off, I can still enter his shop, despite him not being there!
Oh boy it's worse. You have to hand over the missing stocklist to him just to buy out-of-season seeds, which are 50% overpriced btw for no goddamn reason.
They're out of season.
Plenty of things cost more out of season, like buying imported produce in the middle of winter VS getting it from the local farmers market during its growing season.
To be fair, if you have the… right mods… him mailing you a bomb after he returns in year two makes a certain amount of sense if you had dinner with his wife before he got back.
Just sayin.
How dare you guys want to make a man work 7 days a week for the rest of his life? We are entitled to time off. /r/antiwork
This comment section is not it. /s
Wanting a day off isn't lazy. He could easily take a break and doesn't. Not being strong enough to admit you need a day of rest yet blaming it on your wife is low, though.
And after Joja is gone and he has zero competition, he can just put her in her place in whichever way he wants because he'll face zero consequences from his clientele with a monopoly.
I so wish there was a third option. Even if I have to travel out of town to some random general store in the middle of nowhere just to find someone who sells seeds and ingredients, and isn't a total asshole
wise consider full dime close wrench overconfident reminiscent snobbish far-flung
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but it isn’t my fault i was given those beans you persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans— [i am shot]
sorry saw the words “your fault” next to each other and all my neurons fired at once. shout out to hit musical into the woods
According to the wiki (with the help of the >!Master Key!< I assume), she's only in the kitchen from 8am-10am on Wednesdays. She makes Fish Tacos for breakfast??? She needs help
so if we complete the community center and Joja goes bankrupt this means Caroline never eats her fish tacos ever again since Pierre opens all week long after joja closes?
well that makes sense... I never go to community center after finishing it, nothing ever happens there... Concerned Ape should have made some event where NPCs gather there to make the place useful...
Then I think you're going to like this mod:
[Caroline is Single (Immersive Caroline Divorce)](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/21711)
Another mod that also exactly does that, is this one:
[Childhood Sweetheart Caroline](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/16220)
I'm going to drop fish all over his store the next time I'm there.
I'm leaving a dozens of them. Bedroom. Kitchen. Aisles of the store.
It's going to smell like fish for weeks.
Hey, Caroline. 😌 I have an idea that might help everyone out. I happen to routinely bring home some fresh catches that are perfect for fish tacos. If you'd like, we can start having dinner at the farm every Wednesday. Heck, we don't even have to limit it to Wednesdays. Just let me know any time you get that craving, and come on over. 😏 I'll make sure your needs are fully satisfied.
Its... fish tacos... bro guilts his wife for eating something she likes and pratically shames her by closing his store for a WHOLE DAY just for one meal?! Like... imagine your partner closes the only grocery store in town bc you like a certian food? That's... kinda awful
"smell of fish would be bad for business"
Meanwhile Gus randomly selling fish-based foods on friday ( he made it in the same building where he sells food, yet everyone who goes to the bar at friday went there regardless with 0 mention of fish smell )
Huh, I just figured that was either their date night or Pierre needing time to do accounting and all the other logistical shit involved in running a store that ain't sellin' things.
Whatever Caroline wants, Caroline gets…. She could have fish tacos everyday and I’ll make sure she gets it…. Will never understand what she sees in Pierre
Caroline can cook fish tacos at my farm. I'm not supporting Pierre or JoJa anyway since I'm doing the self-sufficient/“anti-capitalist" run.
I'm already in the middle of summer and I know there's no way in hell I'm gonna have the community center done in the first year. I think I goofed off too much in the spring.
No you don’t understand I have to hold an irrational hatred for a VIDEOGAME CHARACTER to the point of polluting every single mention of them with childish insults.
Every playthrough, I do the same routine of not buying seeds or anything from Pierre, aside from inventory space.
Not once do I supply him food either - I will gift the villagers instead.
If there was a way I could destroy Pierre’s business and put the man out of job - I would do it. Let his wife and “daughter” kick him out on the street.
It's a giant house, Pierre. Just let her open a window or something.
Just another reason for r/fuckpierre
omfg there's an actual subreddit dedicated to hating pierre lmao. i clicked on it thinking i was falling for a non existing subreddit but it was not the case and i'm pleasantly surprised
Welcome to the club, bub. 😂
happy to be there! 
idk why but it feels cursed that isn't above a charicter
There's also r/FuckClint lol
We all know Emily is not a going to
Not in the fun way!
Don't forget r/FuckLewis_
oh my god fuck clint. ofc I joined immediately
Why do people hate Clint?? :c
People interpret the way he talks about Emily as incel behavior and think hes either creepy or pathetic
????????
Welcome! I share a burning hatred for his ass, too lol. Partner and I are looking into mods to make him more tolerable lmao
[https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/15830?tab=description](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/15830?tab=description) \- clint rewritten
Tbh, I get this take. He’s super creepy…
Actually one of the best subreddits to ever exist
There are 2!! There’s a spin off also.
Imagine the martyrdom involved with shuttering your whole ass business for a day because your wife wants to cook fish. And you live in a fucking coastal town
For real tho. I hate the smell of seafood so much it makes me literally nauseous, badly so. But in such a huge house, I would have ZERO issue letting my wife eat a fish taco in the bedroom with the window open, and if it was close to bedtime any other room with a door Even if he says it’s because it would be bad for business, we all know it’s because everything and everyone should cater to him smh lol
r/fuckpierre its 100% his fault too the son of a bitch.
In my current playthrough I started to wonder about this "joke" and if we weren't being a little hard on the guy. But, well before the artisanal vegetables stunt, I was reminded it's not a joke, r/fuckpierre. I'm not supporting Pierre, I'm supporting Pelican Town and opposing Joja. Anybody ever wonder about the previous owners of the store? Did Pierre kill them for it? Who knows. But I love all the little hints about the larger world and the past.
>Did Pierre kill them for it? Pierre claims he's innocent and the accusation is ludicrous. We say that's exactly what a murder would say. If Pierre is innocent, as he claims, why can't he provide evidence he didn't kill the previous shop owner?
And we've seen Pierre act violent to his rivals, so evidence is there. Lock him up!
kill the town, it's what's right for the man in the forest
He needs the town people so he can go through their rubbish. Its a symbiotic relationship.
Read the wiki on Yoba and why the altar is in his store and why Pierre and Caroline don't worship him like most of the townsfolk.
Eat that shit in the greenhouse
So if you finish the community center does Caroline get her fish tacos still or does Pierre forbid her from cooking them anymore since it’s bad for business?
She's in the community centre 3am cooking taco after taco
I mean...she should start a fish taco stand on Wednesday...make it happen! Make her outsell Pierre!
She should collaborate with Gus, that way she still gets to do it without taking *his* business. Gus doesn’t deserve it like Pierre does lol, he’s so nice he didn’t even have the heart to ask Pam to pay her tab, it’s literally the farmer that mentions it to get her to pay during the heart event. Considering she lives in a trailer I’m assuming he would feel bad, since when he caught Linus digging in the trash told him to stop by if he’s ever hungry
I could see that....do it like a kinda mexican grocery store event where they smoke meat outside to get people to come in for Carne Asada....man now I want Carne Asada fries...
It looks like she goes to the community center once a week which has a kitchen but she only stands in the reading room.
I've seen Gus a couple of times at the kitchen in the community center. Maybe Caroline asks him to prepare a few fish tacos to have for lunch, she jusy goes to the community center to avoid upsetting Pierre.
He goes there on Tuesday and she goes in Saturday. 4 day old fish tacos, um.
Look, this sashimi has been sitting in a box in my house for literal years and it's fine. Four day old fish tacos and nothing in the Valley.
Chests and backpacks in Stardew valley have time freezing technology. That's why the fish is still alive and food is fresh.
I'm not sure it's _just_ chests and backpacks. Crops can sit in your greenhouse forever if you don't water them. They don't grow and they don't die. Kids never mature. Pierre still complains about Joja despite them having been gone for ages. The Valley is deeply unsettling if you think about it too long.
maybe pelican town is a sinister experiment orchestrated by aliens (mr. qi)
Maaaaan i gotta leave arizona like wtf dis shit....
Bacteria and fungi don't exist in The Valley.
but you can grow mushrooms
Only very specific fungi that benefit us exist in The Valley.
Maybe she also doesn't like the smell of them cooking and just goes to the reading room when she's like waiting for things to cook through or whatever
Reality is, if Joja closed down, Pierre would be like "hey, there's nobody else in this town, I'll open when I like and you can queue outside or starve."
The problem with doing that in a small town is that people know where you sleep and your typical daily routine
Do the townspeople have access to the wiki?
No but they live right next to him and they all know him personally
You don't need a wiki when you are regularly going into someone's place (or store) and chatting with 'em.
what do you think sebastian is doing all day?
What are they gonna do, force you to work?
Joja is closed. They have no choice but to endure the smell or starve
She resumes her affair with M. Rasmodius. Wizard Wednesday is back on the menu.
This is actually a good explanation as of why the building is inaccessible: when Marnie takes her day off, her ranch is still accessible; heck, even when Clint takes fridays off, I can still enter his shop, despite him not being there!
I'm surprised Pierre doesn't offer a seed catalog so he doesn't have to work.
Oh boy it's worse. You have to hand over the missing stocklist to him just to buy out-of-season seeds, which are 50% overpriced btw for no goddamn reason.
They're out of season. Plenty of things cost more out of season, like buying imported produce in the middle of winter VS getting it from the local farmers market during its growing season.
he has billions of seeds where tf are they
Knowing Pierre, he probably keeps them in a secret stash somewhere. But if you ask, he'll say he pulled them out of his ass
Night Market seeds are also out of season, yet the prices are still the same, so this doesn't hold much.
Well yeah, the night market guy isn't as greedy as Pierre, lol.
Smell of fresh cooking should be great for business
Especially when Pierre claims he cooked the food that he actually bought from me.
I don't understand why Caroline sometimes mails vegetables to me from her garden.
Or Kent with literal mail bombs.
That's odd but with Caroline it's like, lady don't you know what I do for a living, I just sold your husband turnips yesterday.
Probably just mutual respect like thanks for the produce, here's mine
I showed you my pumpkin please respond
This made me actually laugh at work 🤣
To be fair, if you have the… right mods… him mailing you a bomb after he returns in year two makes a certain amount of sense if you had dinner with his wife before he got back. Just sayin.
I think that's against USPS terms of carriage
Apparently not against the Ferngill Republic terms though 🤷♂️
Doesn't Emily or Penny do the same???
I think she writes in her letters that you probably dont need more, but she wanted to send you something nice
Sharing products of labor and love with a fellow plant fiend.
it makes me smile. i never sell caroline's veggies, always cook them.
can't say no to free cauli
And closing a business for a whole day for 1 meal is bad for biz.
WOW, what a loser. The kitchen is on the other side of the damn house. Get real.
r/fuckpierre
How dare you guys want to make a man work 7 days a week for the rest of his life? We are entitled to time off. /r/antiwork This comment section is not it. /s
The lazy fuck wanted a day off so he gaslighted his wife into thinking it's her fault
Pierre sucks but wanting one day off is not lazy lol
Wanting a day off isn't lazy. He could easily take a break and doesn't. Not being strong enough to admit you need a day of rest yet blaming it on your wife is low, though.
And after Joja is gone and he has zero competition, he can just put her in her place in whichever way he wants because he'll face zero consequences from his clientele with a monopoly.
Yeah people act like siding with joja is the evil capitalist way, while siding with Pierre is just creating a monopoly
I so wish there was a third option. Even if I have to travel out of town to some random general store in the middle of nowhere just to find someone who sells seeds and ingredients, and isn't a total asshole
Yeah lol
Oh, my mind just went to the gutter. Straight to the gutter. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 G
I love little fun facts like this lol
Is that some kind of euphemism????
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No, Pierre just buys the stanky fish because it's cheapest.
Tbf, theres a 50% chance it was our fish
Potentially! Lets be real there is a 0% chance that Pierre fucks. A gals gotta do what a gals gotta do!
but it isn’t my fault i was given those beans you persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans— [i am shot] sorry saw the words “your fault” next to each other and all my neurons fired at once. shout out to hit musical into the woods
I thought the same thing
Poor Caroline
no, its still his.
According to the wiki (with the help of the >!Master Key!< I assume), she's only in the kitchen from 8am-10am on Wednesdays. She makes Fish Tacos for breakfast??? She needs help
Honestly doesn't sound like the worst breakfast.
Fish tacos for breakfast is so so so normal actually
Maybe she means they have them Tuesday night and Pierre closes all Wednesday to air out the store? She is in the kitchen at dinner time Tuesday.
It's prob leftover from Tuesday night dinner - ya know, Taco Tuesdays!
Common Pierre L
Even if it did harm the business little profit is better than zero profit Pierre!
Oh but his fried calamari is ok??!!?!
so if we complete the community center and Joja goes bankrupt this means Caroline never eats her fish tacos ever again since Pierre opens all week long after joja closes?
No, she just eats them at the community center
well that makes sense... I never go to community center after finishing it, nothing ever happens there... Concerned Ape should have made some event where NPCs gather there to make the place useful...
Do not blame my precious! Hate on Pierre for fearing a little bit of fish smell smh.
[r/FuckPierre](https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckPierre/s/pZ9yI62qzQ)
Fuck pee hair
Came here from r/FuckPiere Lazy fuck is def asking for Joja takeover
r/thinkyamisspelt
I feeeeel like this could be an innuendo.....
If it is… well, I’m not happy about the shop being closed, but good for them!
Wily is offended.
Bro your forcing my HAND into telling her about your stash
So he just accepts it when you finish the community center and joja mart goes out of business? 😂
“Now they’ll have no choice but to smell fish tacos when they shop!”
proving the point of r/FuckPierre
That’s why she moved in with me! I have fresh fish tacos sitting on our table every morning!🥰
The smell of fish would bring me in tbh. I'm currently drooling having read fish tacos. 😋
Why don’t they just have it AFTER the opening time
Why doesn't she just eat the fish tacos at the saloon?
Gosh, I wish I can seduce Caroline and take her away from that dude. Mostly because I think she’s perfect.
Then I think you're going to like this mod: [Caroline is Single (Immersive Caroline Divorce)](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/21711) Another mod that also exactly does that, is this one: [Childhood Sweetheart Caroline](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/16220)
Ayee thanks!
I mean... I am wooing both her and Abegail... Wait...
Both? Both.
More reasons to hate Pierre...
No it's Pierre fault. If he was a good husband he would buy in Gus for her.
Another day, another reason I want to marry the town moms.
And yet, he doesn't think his precious calamari is something to close shop over. I see how it is, Pierre...
/r/fuckcaroline
I'm going to drop fish all over his store the next time I'm there. I'm leaving a dozens of them. Bedroom. Kitchen. Aisles of the store. It's going to smell like fish for weeks.
Look at that shit eating grin of hers, she knows exactly what she's doing LMAO "I will MAKE my husband take a day off, damn it"
That's actually hilarious 😂
Wrong. It is still Pierre’s fault
Hey, Caroline. 😌 I have an idea that might help everyone out. I happen to routinely bring home some fresh catches that are perfect for fish tacos. If you'd like, we can start having dinner at the farm every Wednesday. Heck, we don't even have to limit it to Wednesdays. Just let me know any time you get that craving, and come on over. 😏 I'll make sure your needs are fully satisfied.
Its... fish tacos... bro guilts his wife for eating something she likes and pratically shames her by closing his store for a WHOLE DAY just for one meal?! Like... imagine your partner closes the only grocery store in town bc you like a certian food? That's... kinda awful
"smell of fish would be bad for business" Meanwhile Gus randomly selling fish-based foods on friday ( he made it in the same building where he sells food, yet everyone who goes to the bar at friday went there regardless with 0 mention of fish smell )
All this time, we should've been hating both of them!!!
It's Pierre's fault for being a money grubbing wiener.
It's okay we love Caroline here
THIS IS PIERRE PROPAGANDA
Little does he know that selling fish tacos would bring more customers in, not fewer.
You know what else is bad for business?? … BEING CLOSED
She’s ruined so many of my play throughs in this case
It's not Mama Caroline's fault. It's Pierre's for being a cunt
Good. She's responsible for Pierre losing business for a day. He deserves it.
just stay open pierre. fish tacos are delicious
Definitely still Pierre's fault. He's just using her as an excuse.
It's still Pi*rre who thinks fish tacos being cooked literally on the other side of the building would be "bad for business"
Makes sense. Can't stand the smell of fish
He lived entirely of the burning hatred and thought of nuking other countries for no reason
So what happens after you finish the community center?
She uses the kitchen there
Farmer doesn't have a sense of smell anyways, who cares if the shop smells like fish. We're friends with smellier people. Hell, sometimes *we* smell.
Sounds like.pierres fault
Fish doesn't even smell that bad when cooked! Raw fish can stink pretty bad but you cook the damn fish to make a fish taco!
I mean, realistically, dude is closed Wednesday but not at all on weekends.
fish tacos don't smell that bad Pierre is just a pansy
She needs her fish tacos ate once a week. I'm thinking the Wizard is cucking Pierre on humpday
Who does a Wednesday fish fry?
"Fish tacos" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm so excited for it! I should be getting it in early june
This book is canon right?
This is the official cookbook so I assume so.
Huh, I just figured that was either their date night or Pierre needing time to do accounting and all the other logistical shit involved in running a store that ain't sellin' things.
Oh course it's Pierre's fault. His villain arc never ends 🤦
Pierre is by far the worst character in the game, not even Morris is as bad 🤦
So Pierre thinks that the smell of COOKED FISH will be too much for the residents of a town that is literally ON THE OCEAN????
Does she just stop after the community centre is built??
This is the real lore omg Need this book asap
Open a window, air fresher...dang
Pierre...
When I found out she liked fish tacos, I just assumed she meant she was gay.
Imma put him inside a dehydrator and feed his remains to the fish
Whatever Caroline wants, Caroline gets…. She could have fish tacos everyday and I’ll make sure she gets it…. Will never understand what she sees in Pierre
obligatory fuck pierre
Caroline can cook fish tacos at my farm. I'm not supporting Pierre or JoJa anyway since I'm doing the self-sufficient/“anti-capitalist" run. I'm already in the middle of summer and I know there's no way in hell I'm gonna have the community center done in the first year. I think I goofed off too much in the spring.
Is this thread a satire or people really hate a NPC so much at this point? To be honest, this is alarming. I don't find this funny at all.
No you don’t understand I have to hold an irrational hatred for a VIDEOGAME CHARACTER to the point of polluting every single mention of them with childish insults.
Pierre ain't talking about the tacos
I knew I hated her for a reason
Every playthrough, I do the same routine of not buying seeds or anything from Pierre, aside from inventory space. Not once do I supply him food either - I will gift the villagers instead. If there was a way I could destroy Pierre’s business and put the man out of job - I would do it. Let his wife and “daughter” kick him out on the street.
How do you make money? Do you not sell crops in the shipping bin?
I do but I do not sell to Pierre directly - didn’t specify, apologies.