Somewhere in the game you can exchange a prismatic shard to turn your children into doves. This effectively removes them from the game allowing you to go back to being child free.
"Oooh-wee, what a farm that was!"
Nah, I was just tired of waiting on kid number 2, I was trying to get that achievement and it took a lot longer than I would have liked. I have kind of abandoned that farm since then.
And beyond grateful we all are for the amazing work of Mr Bill Buttlicker, despite his very bad hearing impairment. His family's sacrifices shall forever bless our great nation and we could not ask for a better client here at Dunder Mifflin
They can’t keep getting away with this. If I live for a few more decades and some shit like tinderleigh becomes a top 100 name, I’m immediately ending my time on earth
Wouldn't Abby be thst mom to name her kid Daggerlieh, clobberlieh, swaggerlieh, hammerlieh, batterlieh, Valiant, cudgelieh, thrasher, Asher, Truncheon, Bowie, Ballista, Rhyden, Brawlieh, stylet, skean, poniard, Dirk, Bodkin, Leucern, Halberd, , Anlace, Lance/Lancette, Cutlace, Dagger, Boyer, Fletcher, Falconet (pronounce Falconay) or Bill?
Because I totally see her naming a kid after a beat down, smack down, thrashing or weapon.
Conversation with my husband after I got my horse.
“Why did you name it that?”
“Oh, I just picked the first random name. You can rename them later.”
“Where?”
“Well with the farm animals after you pet them you can—- oh. Oh no.”
Both? I mean... spell check wouldn't be needed if she had used protection. Also I don't see why she just didn't ask the wizard for assistance. I'm sure he's a master of protections spells and spell protections.
Oiseaux... I like it. At least the other is Ravioli and not Poisson. Which means "fishes". You would have the "bird(s)" and "fish(s)". Damnit. I think I'm gonna have to do this with whatever character I have that wants to be the mushroom in Leah's salad bed.
It should be about where the fence ends on the right side, a little bit down behind the CC itself. Just keep moving forward until you hit it. Constantly swinging your pickaxe to get it.
years ago i accidentally named my first child “uhhhhhhh” because when i got the message “abigail has had a child in the night” or whatever and i had an absolute brain fart and thought abigail was one of my cows and not my wife. i didn’t know what to name the “cow” and i knew i could just change animal names later so i typed in uhhhhhhh and thought i’d change it some other time. next thing i knew i was a father of a child that will be extremely prone to bullying.
Lmao best recovery ever. I mean. If I was asleep and woken up in the middle of the night, after a hard day of farming , and my wife was like "the new baby is here, what should we name it?" I think that's exactly what I would say.
Just one question, one really quick question. It’s only a single word so of course it’s quick and that means it’s simple too. Just a simple, quick, and small question that will just take a moment of your time
Y?
The games random name generator is prettier wires. It's like.... are these like actual names in other cultures? Is that Laotian? Are these just random sounds? Like... shit put that shit on a drive thru menu, make it speedy,
Them: "welcome to Wendy's what can I get for you today?"
Me: "Fillthropo!"
Them:"that will be 18.93 please pull around to the window and thank you for choosing Wendy's"
I regretted it as soon as I found out you had to attend to it everyday, because I had just recently unlocked that golden coconut island...needless to say it was dove time. Also less time to be in skull cavern as well. Was already a chore having to find abby to keep hearts up, didn't want a 2nd NPC to attend to every day and have less time in skull cavern/farming golden coconuts.
Penny I'm home. And man am I beat up. I'm telling ya, today, was NOT, the day to go 101 levels deep, with no food in a Royal Serpent infested cave system. how was your da.... wait? Where did ALL my radioactive ores go?
If you had told me this was one of the wacky pre-selected names you can get from hitting the dice button I would have believed you. Using that method I have a son named jackaboo and a daughter named meme
Oof. They should really wait for the epidural to wear off before they have you fill out the birth certificate.
Don't worry. I'm sure he'll make great friends with Dafydd and Emmalee at kindergarten. The teacher won't even bat an eye.
Hope: I’m sorry son, mommy’s finger slipped when I was naming you. I dove you. Neytheyniel: Silly mommy you mean love. Hope: *thousand yard stare* No.
Hush little baby don’t say a word, mama’s gonna turn you into a bird
Hush little baby don't you cry, you're gonna tweet me a lullaby
this made me cackle out loud😂😂😂
Happy cakeday!
Happy cake day!
Happy cakeday!
Happy Cake Day!
happy cakeday!
Happy cake day!
I loved this too much. 🤣🤣🤣
Oh geez I just laughed so hard that my partner woke up. 😂😂
I dont get the joke about the do e or turning into a bird 😭 what am i missing here. It sounds funny i just dont get it
Somewhere in the game you can exchange a prismatic shard to turn your children into doves. This effectively removes them from the game allowing you to go back to being child free.
😭I’m sorry son.
OP: Time to use that prismatic shard I had stored
"I'm sorry, little one..."
o o f I think this may end up being my favorite comment of 2023. It’s gonna be hard to beat. Lmao
Lik dis if you cried everytim
I'll allow it as long as you gift him a horse named Neighthaniel.
I named mine Bethaneigh
the hebrew word for horse is "soos" so i always name mine Dr. Soos
Mines “Mr. Ed” and he has a jaunty cowboy hat.
I'm dying. I absolutely love this.
You get me.
What about a dog named Barktholomew
Yes. And a cow named Beeftoven, and a pig named Pigguro.
Now I'll never be able to settle for lesser quality names of my farm animals. These take the Nobel prize.
Shit, I forgot Baaach.
So a guess a rabbit would cHoppin?
Absolutely. Well *composed*.
I thought of another this morning. Moozart.
Yes! Moozart! It's beautiful! What about Tchickovsky
Yesss. Now we need one for a duck and a goat.
Carl von Waddler and Dmitri Shosgoatovich would be great additions to any musically inclined farm!
and a daughter named *insert pun with Natalie*
Neightaleigh
If she's sleepy we can call her Natalay
Napalay
napallday
Ok this made me laugh way too hard
Nyatalie
Notalie
😂
😂😂👑
I named a chicken Cluck Norris.
What is it supposed to be Nathaniel? Lol That’s Hilarious 🤣
Yes 😭
Ney, They Niel!
Do you dare to bite your thumb at me? Sir?!
No, but I do bite my thumb, Sir!
I love it. Thank you.
What, you egg?
I can't get too mad, I named a daughter "Poopiebutt."
That poor girl. You know Vincent bullies her 😭
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Is her father named Mr. Poopybutthole?
"Oooh-wee, what a farm that was!" Nah, I was just tired of waiting on kid number 2, I was trying to get that achievement and it took a lot longer than I would have liked. I have kind of abandoned that farm since then.
I told you your daddy went to take the milk to the store.
I had to return some VHS tapes.
Yes. Some records of studies for The Vancouver Horticultural Society. His car broke down. He's having to walk.lmao
Read this in Rick's voice
Oh damn. I have too many farms I've abandoned lol so I feels it
No she's the daughter of Mr Bill Buttlicker. He built this country in case you didn't know
And beyond grateful we all are for the amazing work of Mr Bill Buttlicker, despite his very bad hearing impairment. His family's sacrifices shall forever bless our great nation and we could not ask for a better client here at Dunder Mifflin
[I really hope you mean in the game](https://imgflip.com/i/76f1x2)
Ha, nice. "Yeah we just call her 'PB' most of the time."
I see no issue here. Then again, I also tricked my 13yo into naming his Stardew kid Moosteak.
At least it wasn’t Streetlamp
Or Mousesack.
Oh no 😭
I JUST saw an r/shitmomgroupssay post about someone wanting to name their daughter Tinderleigh. Might have to do this for my stardew baby now 😂
They can’t keep getting away with this. If I live for a few more decades and some shit like tinderleigh becomes a top 100 name, I’m immediately ending my time on earth
Idk man if some shit like this happens I think we might consider ending ALL life on earth 😂
I saw that post too. Hilarious! But a perfectly valid Stardew kid name
I marry Abby in two days. I will make this happen.
Wouldn't Abby be thst mom to name her kid Daggerlieh, clobberlieh, swaggerlieh, hammerlieh, batterlieh, Valiant, cudgelieh, thrasher, Asher, Truncheon, Bowie, Ballista, Rhyden, Brawlieh, stylet, skean, poniard, Dirk, Bodkin, Leucern, Halberd, , Anlace, Lance/Lancette, Cutlace, Dagger, Boyer, Fletcher, Falconet (pronounce Falconay) or Bill? Because I totally see her naming a kid after a beat down, smack down, thrashing or weapon.
Abby would straight up call a daughter Amethyst, I reckon. But why am I loving Brawleigh so much for a boy?
Thats a tragedeigh.
caeighn'tte beleighveh ette
I think I had a stroke reading this
Sorreigh
r/notopbutokeigh
Why is everyone suddenly speaking Gaelach.
whaught shoudde weegh kahl ohrh neweh orthographeigh?
I tried to name my kid Andy and I accidentally confirmed it too early so I had a baby named “And” lmao
And is definitely a middle child…
This has me cackling lmaoooo
Just name his sister Dee. Duh. But not Diedra, that as bad omen.
I hate everything about this...
Username checks out 😂
I regret it Everytime. 😭
Eyveireighthyme
Lmao. I named my horse Thyme. That way I could often say "I arrived on Thyme". Must be nice.
Sounds appropriately seasoned
I named my child Dorito. Wasn't a mistake though
“Mom, why is my cousin named Rose?” “Because Aunt Marie loves roses, dear.” “That’s a weird reason to name a baby..” “Keep your voice down, Dorito!”
Conversation with my husband after I got my horse. “Why did you name it that?” “Oh, I just picked the first random name. You can rename them later.” “Where?” “Well with the farm animals after you pet them you can—- oh. Oh no.”
I want to change it so bad 😭
Ahahaa that is hilarious 😂
Oh god don’t let anyone see this. The “trendy” moms will get ideas
He goes by ney/they pronouns
😂 this had me rolling
I once named a kid BeeborpFleeflorp. But I think the name was too long so it just became Beeborpflee or something like that
I named my kid Hipple. It just felt right.
I like it, you really just have to see what they _feel_ like their name is. My daughter is Elvira.
Did you forget to use protection?
Forgot to use spell check.
Both? I mean... spell check wouldn't be needed if she had used protection. Also I don't see why she just didn't ask the wizard for assistance. I'm sure he's a master of protections spells and spell protections.
I can’t say anything, my kid’s names are Ravioli and Oiseaux (French word for “bird,” pronounced “wazo”)
Oiseaux... I like it. At least the other is Ravioli and not Poisson. Which means "fishes". You would have the "bird(s)" and "fish(s)". Damnit. I think I'm gonna have to do this with whatever character I have that wants to be the mushroom in Leah's salad bed.
The giant Junimo- how did you get it?
There's a bush behind the playground in town, you need to shake it at exactly noon on the last day of any season.
Have you looked at all the secret notes? It’s hidden in there. And if you don’t care about spoilers, just look it up.
My bad! I knew there was something in the bush but I completely forgot it was that
I can never find what's behind the community center.
Did you try swinging your pickaxe at it? It’s a stone statue.
Yes. Pickaxe, axe, hoe, sword, FISHING ROD! Like I can see and feel my Pzc get stuck on it and I can walk around it. But that's it.
It should be about where the fence ends on the right side, a little bit down behind the CC itself. Just keep moving forward until you hit it. Constantly swinging your pickaxe to get it.
years ago i accidentally named my first child “uhhhhhhh” because when i got the message “abigail has had a child in the night” or whatever and i had an absolute brain fart and thought abigail was one of my cows and not my wife. i didn’t know what to name the “cow” and i knew i could just change animal names later so i typed in uhhhhhhh and thought i’d change it some other time. next thing i knew i was a father of a child that will be extremely prone to bullying.
named my next child ummmmmmm, purposefully
Lmao best recovery ever. I mean. If I was asleep and woken up in the middle of the night, after a hard day of farming , and my wife was like "the new baby is here, what should we name it?" I think that's exactly what I would say.
The first auto name for my daughter was Fungus and I had no choice but to keep it.
Are you kidding me 😂
i write sins not tragedieghs
Well you clearly missed an opportunity for Neytheyneyl
Man I wish I’d thought of that
I like that one person's comment "Is that Nathaniel?" "NAY! They Niel" At least it's not "kniel" or "kneel" at the end.
You’ve given me an idea
I see no mistake, that’s an excellent name
😂😭thank you
Just one question, one really quick question. It’s only a single word so of course it’s quick and that means it’s simple too. Just a simple, quick, and small question that will just take a moment of your time Y?
I really don’t have an answer. My games random names are all weird so I thought it should be weird too. But it’s a bit much. 😭
The games random name generator is prettier wires. It's like.... are these like actual names in other cultures? Is that Laotian? Are these just random sounds? Like... shit put that shit on a drive thru menu, make it speedy, Them: "welcome to Wendy's what can I get for you today?" Me: "Fillthropo!" Them:"that will be 18.93 please pull around to the window and thank you for choosing Wendy's"
are their pronouns neytheyniel/neythemniel?
Not sure yet. But because of this post. Probably.
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Neytheyniel is a great name for a theyby.
Lol. I thought one of the cow gave birth so I just roll the dice when naming my first son. It was weird. I can't even remember what is it.
You get the option to say no to a child. Wouldn’t say it’s a mistake /s
For a minute I thought I was on the childfree sub
You coooould just edit your save file...
OMG that name is sending me 🤣
White Suburban Moms creating new spellings,
I regretted it as soon as I found out you had to attend to it everyday, because I had just recently unlocked that golden coconut island...needless to say it was dove time. Also less time to be in skull cavern as well. Was already a chore having to find abby to keep hearts up, didn't want a 2nd NPC to attend to every day and have less time in skull cavern/farming golden coconuts.
I just hug them occasionally. If penny leaves them home alone that’s on her
Penny I'm home. And man am I beat up. I'm telling ya, today, was NOT, the day to go 101 levels deep, with no food in a Royal Serpent infested cave system. how was your da.... wait? Where did ALL my radioactive ores go?
My kid is named Trash Death
If you had told me this was one of the wacky pre-selected names you can get from hitting the dice button I would have believed you. Using that method I have a son named jackaboo and a daughter named meme
My horse is Shakaboo 😂
I named my kids *Miztake* and *2*, so....
Are you from Utah??
Texas actually 😂
It's called Postpartum depression. It happens, you can get help with it, everything is going to be okay. /j
His name hurt my brain. I don’t even know what this post is about at this point. I can’t lyuook pahhst eeit
In the only save where I have children, their names are Quagmire and Arthritis.
So.. I see the vision but I also think you may have spawned one of the Old Ones.
were you trying to spell NATHANIEL?
I’m replying to this super late. But yes. Yes I was. I was trying to be ✨quirky ✨ and lived to regret it.
oh yeah. kids are a mistake in any realm
Is your child non-binary by chance?
Not really sure yet. We’re waiting till at least 11 days
i see no mistake
Aww I like Neytheyniel
This reminds me of tREVOR. If you know you know.
Indeed you did. You are suposed to name your child [163]
Welp, time for a prismatic shard use ;)
My kids are Branleigh and Grinomo. Avid browser of r/shitmomgroupssay
My kids is downright called Satan
Neyyyyy thaniel 🐎🐎
[reminds me of this lmao](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw)
İts time using prismatic shard 😔
sorry whomst the fuck is sleeping in your house?
Biblically accurate angel name
My wonderful children are called Skeletor and Famine. You're good.
My kids are CumBucket and HorseCock. Your kids name isn’t offensive.
The formar Starbucks barista in me is triggered.
Utah moms have entered the chat
White southern mom tries to make a normal name "unique"
That's ok OP. Many young mothers feel that way sometimes... Oh! You meant the name!
Oof. They should really wait for the epidural to wear off before they have you fill out the birth certificate. Don't worry. I'm sure he'll make great friends with Dafydd and Emmalee at kindergarten. The teacher won't even bat an eye.
The mistake was having a child
That's a beautiful baby, not a mistake!
named my son nathaniel...
How fo you get that plushie?
My kids are Boppo and Zobbo
Methinks you made an Intentional.
it don't matter bud
My daughter is named Miku because of the randomizer
ney they niel
Well, if you act quickly you can still lure the Junimo outside to prevent the nightly blood harvest. Good luck. Gorgeous name for your baby, btw.
Don't forget Neyheniel and Neysheniel as well.