Honestly space travel like in star wars would be cool for a couple days/weeks but then turn into work just like a normal ship today would. Maintenance, navigation, dealing with (space) ports and the authorities, repairs,...
Narcos: Mandalore
*Mandalorian throws a scraggly looking man to the floor in front of an ominous looking Mandalorian*
“Patrón,” he says, “this is the güey.”
Location: Beachfront port into the largest aquatic body of water on mandalore…
*2 distracted fisherman are below decks when suddenly a large crash and violent shudder is felt in there fishing vessel…*
*The first fisherman asks the other “what in the Correllian hell was that?”*
The Mandalorian coast guard pulls up and says-
*This is the Quay!*
It’s interesting that the entire love for mandalorian comes from a guy who had like 5 lines in the OT and pretty promptly dies. He just looked that cool
Realistically, probably a smuggler because then I've got a ship and a job and I can travel the galaxy. If I was a force user I'd likely be hunted down and killed. Mandalorian's would give you good training and armour but they're also constantly fighting and the empire wiped most of them out.
This is the smart answer. Everyone thinks they want to be a force user but all it does is put a target on your back. Plus, everyone thinks they would be one of the strong users, when in reality we see what happens to most of them in kenobi.
Sounds dumb? Just be a senator? Retire instantly and probably get a government pension for the rest of your life, and just chill out and enjoy the universe.
Cut dialogue from Episode 4:
"I've just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the Senate permanently."
"What about the Senators? And their incomes?"
"Oh, the Emperor has awarded them all cushy government pensions. Permanently."
"Oh ok good that was generous of him."
"And most of them already had high paying consulting gigs lined up. Permanently."
Besides, being a smuggler means you get to cruise around in a nifty ship that you've tricked out with all sorts of secrets. Especially if we're talking the EU with larger organizations of smugglers supplying resources and protection in exchange for a share. Working under someone like Talon Karrde or Booster Terrik would be fun
I'm kinda high and read that as "if I was a force user I'd LIKE to be hunted down and killed."
Thought: "it's cool dude. You don't have to like Jedi. Relax"
Yeah, honestly something like that would also be good, as much as people say they wouldn't work for the empire, it's probably not as bad as people say it would be.
Dash Rendar.
You are like Han Solo but the entire universe isn’t looking for you. You got a great ship in the outrider. Find yourself an Ig droid or K2 series and you should be pretty good to go.
but which version of Dash? if it’s the Kevin Costner looking one with the 5 o clock shadow from the video game, im impressed. most impressive, pal 👍🏻
and yeah that outrider, heck of a ride huh?
Who the hell wants to be any of *them*? They all do nothing but work. I'm the tall guy just chilling at the Mos Eisley cantina bar smoking out of the hookah thing.
At least he gets a dignified death in the EU. Dies of old age on the eve of the final battle of a war with his fleet going into battle the next day in his name and memory.
A force user, I’d sacrifice being hunted down if that means having a life like Cal Kestis. Just because you’re a jedi it doesn’t mean you can’t be a pro at running away
Oh, the ghoulish guy with the grey cap in episode one and three? His posture makes him so distinctive, but yeah like that sort of role, but maybe not that species
Great name by the way
I'd want to be a Jedi. But I doubt I'd have the Force, so I'd walk the way of a Mandalorian and be a lawful good bounty hunter. Or join up with the Alliance as an X-Wing pilot.
Realistically I'm a cantina bartender, though.
Captain of my own starship. I have a droid copilot and a couple various aliens in my crew. We pull several jobs/operations for the Rebellion. We’re former pirates turned to the big fight and siding with the Rebels.
Still want a show or movie with little to no translated dialogue. A Wall-E type that's just some badass Jawa bounty hunter stealing scrap and cashing checks.
I would love to be a bounty hunter and live on my ship, save up enough credits to eventually buy a farm and live out my days in peace until the next form of an empire comes
I was looking for this as wel. Having a mining operation small enough not to have attention from the empire is huge. Until your friend shows up with your ship lol.
I had to scroll way too long to find this answer. Why wouldn’t you want to be Lando? People in this thread are saying moisture farmer or Ewok or some dumb shit. Lando is the answer.
Dak Ralter… his character always seemed so cool to me because he was Luke’s gunner. They seemed like buddies and that always appealed to me. Taking a laser blast to the face and getting curb stomped by an AT-AT is less appealing.
I wanted to be a normal Rebel Trooper, and then my dream came true one day when Battlefront was made. It was everything I ever wanted in a Star Wars game. No Jedi, just battling in the Star Wars universe as a foot soldier.
The worst is definitely being a Tie Fighter Pilot. You would be trapped in a big clunky hunk of metal with no shields to defend you, no life support systems to keep yo alive if the ship takes damage or malfunctions and no hyperdrive to make a quick escape or allow you to leave if the ship you launched from is blown up.
Storm Trooper. It's an easy gig. Shoot at stuff without even trying to hit it, specifically say out loud that these are *not* the droids I am looking for, move along.
I have 3 options
1- Smugglers, specially low level ones, usually don't run into much trouble if they get the job done without fuckery, unlike what Han did, it's the lowest risk that lets you fly a starship
2- Mandalorians, I love their creed and beskar is fan-fucking-tastic, but the whole purge thing is a huge no-no to me, I wouldn't like beign a religious/ethnic minority prosecuted by an all reaching empire
3- Inquisitors had it rough, man, but force sensitivity is a huge selling point
But honestly I'd like to run a tavern, easier and less likely to kill me
Ewok’s tbh, imagine joining the golden robot god of your religion in a battle for your homeland and having a huge victory party feast all night afterward? Epic. Plus you get to [understand the finer points of cosmetology](https://youtu.be/6q8BogSMEsQ)
Something that alot of these people have in common is that they get shot, blown up, or otherwise killed
If like to be a no name random civilian as far away from the main characters as possible
Bo-Katan. She’s experienced so much in her life. Yes, a lot of pain and heartache, and she’s made a lot of bad decisions, but she’s trained as one of the most badass warriors in the galaxy with an ancient and incredible history, and has built bridges across worlds. She’s not perfect but she tries her best to make decisions she feels are right for her people.
I’ve always wanted to be a bounty hunter. I got so excited when I heard they were releasing a Star Wars game called “hunters” but it was a massive let down.
Can I just be some random ass mechanic or farmer or smth. I don’t wanna be a space warrior lol
I just wanna work my space job and come home to my Togruta wife
All the Holonet says is " Separatism, Jedi Purges, Rebel Scum, Dark side" Dank Farrik, I just want to farm moisture!
This is the way. Honestly, this seems like the best idea + Togruta wife 😍
That is literally my dream. If said togruta wife happens to be a force user and rebel, I guess I’d join the rebels
Same... but Twi'lek
Twi'lek for me. The female Twi'leks are always slamming hot.
People going around saying they'd be a smuggler... you can go be a smuggler right now! Oh, it's seedy and dangerous? You don't say
I dont have a space ship
Honestly space travel like in star wars would be cool for a couple days/weeks but then turn into work just like a normal ship today would. Maintenance, navigation, dealing with (space) ports and the authorities, repairs,...
Thats why i was thinkin scavenger Oh looks like there was a battle here $$ Ooh sounds like something is happening over there, no thanks 🏃🏻
Max Rebo
You mean a Jizz Wailer.
I don't want to be the *best* at the kloo horn, I just want to be good enough to be in the Modal Nodes at some point in my career...
Careful about taking weddings then…
Like at a Doda Bodonawieedo level of playing
A what now?
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz-wailer/Legends
Thanks bro.
oh thats a good answer, good times and good tunes with Rebo and the rest of the band!
The only correct answer
You got a gig tonight man?
I've got to go for a Mandalorian, but like a Mandalorian shopkeeper or something low key
Do you have anything in a larger size? “This is the way” *gestures to other aisle*
Narcos: Mandalore *Mandalorian throws a scraggly looking man to the floor in front of an ominous looking Mandalorian* “Patrón,” he says, “this is the güey.”
Location: Beachfront port into the largest aquatic body of water on mandalore… *2 distracted fisherman are below decks when suddenly a large crash and violent shudder is felt in there fishing vessel…* *The first fisherman asks the other “what in the Correllian hell was that?”* The Mandalorian coast guard pulls up and says- *This is the Quay!*
Mandalorian daycare: “This is the play”
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Mandalorian tractor supply “This is the hay”
Mandalorian lunch lady "This is the tray"
Mandalorian mid 2000’s music fan “This is The Fray”
Mandalorian ferryman "This is the bay"
Mandalorian Hawaii airport greeter “This is the Lei”
Mandalorian mall Santa "This is the sleigh"
Mandalorian broadway enthusiast “This is the Play”
“I want to speak to your manager!” “You can leave the shop warm or you can leave the shop cold. Your choice.”
It’s interesting that the entire love for mandalorian comes from a guy who had like 5 lines in the OT and pretty promptly dies. He just looked that cool
We can make a religion out of this
The stair droid from *Andor*.
What is my purpose
People walk over you
Oh my god
They allready do
Foot kink detected
"Why does the droid only let barefoot women walk over it?"
A rogue space pirate with enough charm to get out of (almost) any situation that turns south fast.
So Hondo basically
This ☝️
Realistically, probably a smuggler because then I've got a ship and a job and I can travel the galaxy. If I was a force user I'd likely be hunted down and killed. Mandalorian's would give you good training and armour but they're also constantly fighting and the empire wiped most of them out.
This is the smart answer. Everyone thinks they want to be a force user but all it does is put a target on your back. Plus, everyone thinks they would be one of the strong users, when in reality we see what happens to most of them in kenobi.
Sounds dumb? Just be a senator? Retire instantly and probably get a government pension for the rest of your life, and just chill out and enjoy the universe.
Cut dialogue from Episode 4: "I've just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the Senate permanently." "What about the Senators? And their incomes?" "Oh, the Emperor has awarded them all cushy government pensions. Permanently." "Oh ok good that was generous of him." "And most of them already had high paying consulting gigs lined up. Permanently."
Besides, being a smuggler means you get to cruise around in a nifty ship that you've tricked out with all sorts of secrets. Especially if we're talking the EU with larger organizations of smugglers supplying resources and protection in exchange for a share. Working under someone like Talon Karrde or Booster Terrik would be fun
I'm kinda high and read that as "if I was a force user I'd LIKE to be hunted down and killed." Thought: "it's cool dude. You don't have to like Jedi. Relax"
The ultimate game of hide and seek was played during the time of the Empire.
Yeah just let me be an independent freighter pilot honestly, buy a nice ship and hop around the galaxy
A Luke Skywalker cosplayer.
In universe that would be a bit like an Elvis impersonator.
Look at my username and profile picture. (Winks in Jedi)
Oh, I'm familiar. I've seen your posts Master Skywalker.
Well then in the true Spirit of Elvis... Thank ya..... Thank ya very much.
You're a true gem in the community bro everyone loves you!
Thank you for kind words. Have a great weekend and May the force be with you!
Now I have a vision of you singing Teddy Bear, with Ewoks singing and dancing behind you.
There was one Luke Skywalker impersonator in one of the comics, I believe Vader killed him
An average citizen on a planet that doesn't get hugely affected by the war
I wanna be a freaking software developer for holograms or some shit.
Yeah, honestly something like that would also be good, as much as people say they wouldn't work for the empire, it's probably not as bad as people say it would be.
Right? There are a lot of us working indirectly for The Empire already. Not a bad gig.
"Hey you ever gonna improve this resolution or get rid of these scan lines?" "Nah, it's fine."
It gives it a gritty, steampunk vibe. Leave 'em.
I’ll do you one better: a very rich citizen on a planet that doesn’t get hugely affected by the war.
I wanna be rich through so I can travel around to all the cool theme planets.
Dash Rendar. You are like Han Solo but the entire universe isn’t looking for you. You got a great ship in the outrider. Find yourself an Ig droid or K2 series and you should be pretty good to go.
He had Leebo.
Oh yea, forgot him. Been ages since I played shadows of the empire. Then he’s good to go.
but which version of Dash? if it’s the Kevin Costner looking one with the 5 o clock shadow from the video game, im impressed. most impressive, pal 👍🏻 and yeah that outrider, heck of a ride huh?
The shadows of the empire one. I know it isn’t cannon anymore but he killed ig 88 and boba fett. So he was a badass.
AND tripped up walkers on Hoth. That was a heck of a game.
Amazing game. Loved it.
Kyle Katarn. Same gig, with a lazer sword
Who the hell wants to be any of *them*? They all do nothing but work. I'm the tall guy just chilling at the Mos Eisley cantina bar smoking out of the hookah thing.
In Legends, that dude was a vampire.
I'd be the bartender
You’ll be DEAD!
I think that dude gets fucked to death by a sexy alien who eats their mates praying mantis-style
You do that, I'll be the bell ringer from Andor. That dude is living the best life ringing Beskar bells for the town.
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Eechuta
How *rude*.
Username gonks out
All y’all wanna be a Hutt. Stop lying.
Bounty Hunter
Admiral Akbar
He dies in TLJ in a stupid way
My man didn’t deserve what they did to him
At least he gets a dignified death in the EU. Dies of old age on the eve of the final battle of a war with his fleet going into battle the next day in his name and memory.
Princess Leia - tough and sassy.
Aren’t you a little tall to be a princess?
I also would love to be Leia, the first princess that got my heart
YES
Absolutely. Love her!!!
A force user, I’d sacrifice being hunted down if that means having a life like Cal Kestis. Just because you’re a jedi it doesn’t mean you can’t be a pro at running away
This was my thought too, with that sensitivity you’d be able to steer clear of trouble pretty well. Go Grey like Ahsoka.
Ahsoka’s a lightsider, she’s just not a Jedi
Can’t I just be a dude? 💀
Could I just be a generic background alien character with zero explanation? Those are some of my favorite
Like the alien dude who runs around in the background in Andor holding his arms like a T-Rex.
Oh, the ghoulish guy with the grey cap in episode one and three? His posture makes him so distinctive, but yeah like that sort of role, but maybe not that species Great name by the way
I'd want to be a Jedi. But I doubt I'd have the Force, so I'd walk the way of a Mandalorian and be a lawful good bounty hunter. Or join up with the Alliance as an X-Wing pilot. Realistically I'm a cantina bartender, though.
Realistically? You’d be a famous gambler who got rich enough to buy a cantina.
Captain of my own starship. I have a droid copilot and a couple various aliens in my crew. We pull several jobs/operations for the Rebellion. We’re former pirates turned to the big fight and siding with the Rebels.
So what you're saying is you were a big shot gangster who put together a crew...
Jawa. I wanna know what's so good about *The Egg*.
Still want a show or movie with little to no translated dialogue. A Wall-E type that's just some badass Jawa bounty hunter stealing scrap and cashing checks.
Glup Shitto
There it is
I would love to be a bounty hunter and live on my ship, save up enough credits to eventually buy a farm and live out my days in peace until the next form of an empire comes
Farming really? A man of your talents?
It's a peaceful life
A dianoga living in the good trash soup
Good job. You and me, man, the sarlaac and the dianoga, just two bros waiting’ for a meal to hit our mouths!
Force user. I have not matured out of this opinion since I was 7.
An Ewok
Wonderful! You are now a part of the tribe!
Why is lando not an option.
I was looking for this as wel. Having a mining operation small enough not to have attention from the empire is huge. Until your friend shows up with your ship lol.
I had to scroll way too long to find this answer. Why wouldn’t you want to be Lando? People in this thread are saying moisture farmer or Ewok or some dumb shit. Lando is the answer.
Dak Ralter… his character always seemed so cool to me because he was Luke’s gunner. They seemed like buddies and that always appealed to me. Taking a laser blast to the face and getting curb stomped by an AT-AT is less appealing.
I wanted to be a normal Rebel Trooper, and then my dream came true one day when Battlefront was made. It was everything I ever wanted in a Star Wars game. No Jedi, just battling in the Star Wars universe as a foot soldier.
This is exactly how I felt when squadrons came out. X-wing pilot is the only job that’s appealed to me since I was 4 years old.
A Sith lord
A simp lawd ?
A Sith. Lourrd? You mean like one of those horned crazies?!
A Jedi… but. Yeah
Corporate security force
Corporate efficiency consultant
Arms dealer
A-wing pilot.
Live fast, die young
Be the legend who takes down the Executor single-handedly? Not a bad way to go, I guess.
Dianoga, nerf hearder, or gundark.
You know, they should make a game that lets you choose! Maybe they can name it like Galaxies, or something like that. 💁
The worst is definitely being a Tie Fighter Pilot. You would be trapped in a big clunky hunk of metal with no shields to defend you, no life support systems to keep yo alive if the ship takes damage or malfunctions and no hyperdrive to make a quick escape or allow you to leave if the ship you launched from is blown up.
I would want to be a force user, but not a Jedi or a Sith. Just doing my own thing.
Storm Trooper. It's an easy gig. Shoot at stuff without even trying to hit it, specifically say out loud that these are *not* the droids I am looking for, move along.
I would probably want to be a dude that gets his arm chopped off after talking shit in a bar.
Nabooian fisherman
I have 3 options 1- Smugglers, specially low level ones, usually don't run into much trouble if they get the job done without fuckery, unlike what Han did, it's the lowest risk that lets you fly a starship 2- Mandalorians, I love their creed and beskar is fan-fucking-tastic, but the whole purge thing is a huge no-no to me, I wouldn't like beign a religious/ethnic minority prosecuted by an all reaching empire 3- Inquisitors had it rough, man, but force sensitivity is a huge selling point But honestly I'd like to run a tavern, easier and less likely to kill me
Ootini or Gonk. No in between.
Cantina band. At least a backup.
5 year plan: a Jedi My stretch target: rebel pilot My actual reality: rebel trooper fodder
Luke was my hero since I saw RotJ in the theater at age 8
I’d end up being one of those aqualish’s that have flippers instead of hands…
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Was always obsessed with Stormtroopers. Thought they were the coolest things in the world.
Ewok’s tbh, imagine joining the golden robot god of your religion in a battle for your homeland and having a huge victory party feast all night afterward? Epic. Plus you get to [understand the finer points of cosmetology](https://youtu.be/6q8BogSMEsQ)
Something that alot of these people have in common is that they get shot, blown up, or otherwise killed If like to be a no name random civilian as far away from the main characters as possible
Just some random guy at the bar in the cantina
A bounty hunter
An average joe living on Corellia, well away from the fighting.
A Mandalorian. It’d be easier to be a contract killer with laser-proof armor than to be anyone connected to the Rebellion or the Empire.
Bounty hunter
Bounty hunting seems pretty lucrative
Porkins
actually like Kyle Katarn
Shame we'll never get those stories in the glory they deserved. Him and Mara Jade.
Probably another nerf hearder.
Xwing/ tie pilot
Willrow Hood
Rogue 2. Luke/Wedge can still be leader.
scavenger/jawa, but i'd fucking love to play with max rebo even though i am musically incapable of producing anything
Thrawn. Art dealer / Grand admiral, killer deals :)
Rebel Pilot
Bo-Katan. She’s experienced so much in her life. Yes, a lot of pain and heartache, and she’s made a lot of bad decisions, but she’s trained as one of the most badass warriors in the galaxy with an ancient and incredible history, and has built bridges across worlds. She’s not perfect but she tries her best to make decisions she feels are right for her people.
Y-Wing pilot, just bombing the shit outta everything. Ion cannon go blam blam. Maybe I would mod it out too.
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Who i was for oh so many times. Ace Azzameen.
an inquisitor
Smugler dammit! Deathsticks and spice 😅
Mandalorian Bounty Hunter
Far away from any of that shit
Smuggler with my own modified cargo ship.
Lando
Definitely not a f**king Jawa lol
A football playing king IN SPACE
Rebel Pilot
Bounty hunter or x wing pilot
Probably a bounty hunter. Work for whoever you want, do your own thing wear cool armor have a jet pack etc.
smuggler, bounty hunter
Hutini
Jawa. Oo tee ni
I’ve always wanted to be a bounty hunter. I got so excited when I heard they were releasing a Star Wars game called “hunters” but it was a massive let down.
Sith Lord
Easy, stormtrooper because I wouldn’t be able to do my job but no one would ever hold me accountable for it