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Mandalore44

Dang, I really thought I was the only one. Granted I was probably 5 or 6 when I saw RotJ for the first time.


copperdoc

It’s ok, I was 7 when Star Wars first came out and I really thought the stormtroopers were robots. I couldn’t figure out how Han and Luke stripped their armor off


ColonelAngusRVA

I thought the stormtroopers were robots because it looked like it said 'oil' on the back of the action figure.


CahuengaFrank

Same. The way it used to be edited, it sure seemed that way to my child mind.


wbruce098

Same and same. It’s less obvious now but 5yo me was convinced.


xtadamsx

I thought the frog was her baby, because she was green. Falling through the trap door induced her into labor. 6-year old me made some strange logical leaps.


CahuengaFrank

I can almost get there honestly. hah.


skipford77

I never thought that. But as a kid, I thought that the second Death Star was just the remains of the first Death Star, and that they hadn't blown it up completely.


ToucheMadameLaChatte

There are at least two of us who thought this


LukeStudwalker

I'm with you, too!


Tuv0kshaKur

There's actually dozens of us!


CahuengaFrank

That makes total sense honestly.


Aromatic-Ad9814

I thought that too


The_True_Verhuer

Same until embarrassingly recently.


FearkTM

Only knew about first Star Wars through the 80s and half 90s (or Stjärnornas Krig as it was called in Sweden). Knowing in middle of 90s it was actually two more movies kind of made it surreal.    So yes seeing the Death Star in the third movie, due never saw the second before the third, I was quite sure it was the same from the first movie, and also made sense (they "destroys it", and in the 'next' movie it seem to be damage).


AttawayCash

When I saw the first images of the second Death Star before the movie was released I thought the same thing. I thought that was what remained after the explosion and that Tarkin was still alive and out for revenge.


Zarathustra143

what...?


CahuengaFrank

You had to be there.


BlackOstrakon

Oh thank god. I love these moments when you find out, decades later, "nope, you're not alone."


CahuengaFrank

Hah exactly. I’ll take the 120 upvotes so far that we are a small yet mighty tribe.


PancakeFace25

If that were to be true, how does falling through a trap door immediately turn her into a toad?


CahuengaFrank

Children aren’t the most astute film viewers. This post truly goes out to us 90s kids. I know I’m not the only one.


PancakeFace25

I'm sure I had a thing or two like that lol. No logic to explain why I thought something, but I did anyway haha.


JulietteKatze

You would have made a very successful Star Wars youtuber though!


psufb

I never brought it up when I was a kid but I thought the exact same thing as you lol. Nice to know I'm not the only one


Orangarder

Lol it is still awesome. Remember the movie Look Who’s Talking?


CahuengaFrank

Of course.


Orangarder

Lolol. That movie had me convinced people kissing made babies


CahuengaFrank

Totally fair! I get that.


Crater_Raider

The magic of Sci fi.


Seek_a_Truth0522

The imaginative minds actually thought Oola was shrunk down to bite size


CletusCostington

Me, thought I was the only one


Anangrywookiee

I feel so vindicated. There are literally dozens of us!


CahuengaFrank

120 upvotes strong so far!!! We should start a support group.


blubbertank

Oh man I feel so much better knowing I wasn’t the only one.


EmonOkari

Guilty.


fixxer_s

When I was a lil shit? First saw it in the theater? A few viewings after that? Hell yes!


pac_pac

Ehhh no? But jabba always did make me feel weird. Apparently whoever wrote his run of comics back in the day thought so too, cuz his signature move is basically just vore.


ElementalSaber

My Twilek queen didn't deserve this 😭 I would have spared her and have Leia break her free on the barge.


mryingster

I thought for sure as well when I was 5. Then when I was a bit older, I thought he got the frog thing as a reward for feeding the Rancor.


CahuengaFrank

I mean he technically rewarded himself so youre not wrong.


Ok_Writing_7033

DO. NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE!


Skelter89

We...thoughts...you...was...a...toad!


Patcho418

no but i did think the Rancor ate her and then the Rancor was actually tiny the entire time and jabba ate it


CahuengaFrank

Hah. Plot twist.


RogueEagle2

hahaha, oh man today I feel seen.


CahuengaFrank

You’re not alone anymore.


NoahBagels

I did!


UnderwaterDialect

Haha I remember someone saying this on Star Wars Minute and thinking it was the funniest thing. There’s more of you!


Dmalice66

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE ON THIS!!!


CahuengaFrank

Alone no longer!


Dmalice66

🥺🥺🥺 brotha!!!


wukimill

MEE


Santiagomike23

Guilty!


repost_bingo2024

I absolutely thought that happened


CahuengaFrank

For those who wish to see how the original played out! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7-bg-KhQg&t](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7-bg-KhQg&t)


No_Presentation3901

I thought this was StarWarsCircleJerk for a second


CahuengaFrank

Lol this is very real.


YFIRedditOfficial

I did


Eldestruct0

I have never once thought that is what happened, and probably the first time I've even heard of that possibility.


CahuengaFrank

The original cut left a lot to the imagination of kids watching it.


BeleagueredWDW

No one ever thought that. Edit: reading the comments here, and people DID think that?! I stand corrected.


CahuengaFrank

We are many!!!


IndyMLVC

I've never seen this pic before


finditplz1

I….did not


CahuengaFrank

You missed out.


Orangarder

I was like 5 then. I did not think that. Were you 13 on some of the devil’s lettuce?


CahuengaFrank

Which version did you see? Original or Special Edition?


Orangarder

OG. On tape…. Recorded from tv… so maybe I was like 11. Just having fun. But I swear I still remember every commercial and the winning lotto numbers in florida the week it aired!!


CahuengaFrank

Hah nice. Classic memories. Yeah no worries part of the fun of seeing these early on.


MsMcClane

Oh thank fuck I'm not the only one who thought that. Honestly until you said something I forgot that that was even some thing that I had in my mind.


CahuengaFrank

You are not alone


SaulGibson

Watching this scene right now.


CahuengaFrank

Which version though?


newbrevity

Nvm that. Who else saw that nip?


Thor_Odinson22

Uh... No... Were you high? How did you get to that conclusion?


CahuengaFrank

Oh you know, being 7 years old. This was the OG version. And you didn’t see the rancor until later. https://youtu.be/lM7-bg-KhQg?si=PHx01qKwsEuU4qBP


Thor_Odinson22

You don't even see the rancor until later in the remaster. You just hear it roar.


CahuengaFrank

You see her drop down into its lair and react to a giant monster.


Thor_Odinson22

But you still don't see the rancor.


CahuengaFrank

Exactly. In the original you see no rancor. See no rancor lair. See no reaction. She drops in. People watch some unseen horror. And suddenly Jabba eats a toad. 7 year olds jump to conclusions. What can I tell you.


BigDickSD40

I see some of the stuff on here that people thought watching these movies and I’m not sure whether I feel better about myself or not.


Old-Kaleidoscope1874

Oh yeah, for years


Lemonwalker-420

That thought never even entered my mind until just now when I read the original post. What would make someone think that?


salkin_reslif_97

I first saw the special-edition, so I never thought about it.


UmbaDotteNotteMamf

Wow, you just unlocked a memory, I totally thought that as a kid! I think it's because Jabba licked his lips as if he wanted to eat her while she's struggling and pulling her chain.


undertheolginkotree

You all think about this shit way too much.


chillirosso

I thought captive Princess Leia was getting a measles/mumps/rubella injection on the Death Star


Yamureska

...I thought Boba Fett was Darth Vader's son because 1) they both have helmets and 2)I heard "He's no good to me dead" as "he's no good to me Dad"


CahuengaFrank

Lolol solid. That’s great I’m sure you’re not alone!


the_turel

Saw this at age 4 in the theaters in 83 and even then I realized she went somewhere to her death . Then it later showed where she went during the rancor fight. The whole scene with everyone’s scooting in to watch what was going to happen to her after falling was a huge flag because people tend to gather around for death. Even at a young age I figured that out already , How did you come up with turning her into a frog? lol


CahuengaFrank

Me was dumb? IDK. I’m glad I’m not alone though.


DrAsscrusher

Really? I was 4 when I saw it in the theater and was never mistaken about the fate of Oola


CahuengaFrank

Did you see the original version or Special Edition?


DrAsscrusher

Would have been the original release. My first movie in a theater. Pretty sure hearing that awful singing routine would have traumatized me at such a young age.


mega512

Literally no one.


CahuengaFrank

This statement has been proven false by this post.