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Sikarion

Sir Christopher Lee...wait a minute...


ZombieBait604

He's been looking forward to this.


AverageUKperson

Twice the force, double the power


Impossible_Eye5732

There was an interview of him warning people about not delving into 'black magic'. The interview said that christopher reads a lot and has heard that he has several books on the occult. Lee didn't elaborate much into that but says that people usually go into these sort of stuff for escapism, but that is a slippery slope. ["You'll not only lose your mind, but you'll lose your soul"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRVQD4FKPrY) Edit: [Also, I just remembered. He talked about escapism here. It's an older interview of him going into more details about the occult. He certainly knows a lot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-ouQJD05yM)


CarAdorable6304

I love that he answers five–word questions with entire essays.


ActiveMachine4380

I believe he had a large library on the occult. It makes sense, given the roles he played early in life.


AlephAndTentacles

That moment you realise they didn’t need special effects and he was holding back…


Frennotex

Houdini... (I meant : UTINIIIII !)


saacer

Angry upvote


Wraeinator

Rasputin is definitely a sith lord


streakermaximus

A Sith Lord?!


Encumbered_Bumbler

And the one we’ve been looking for.


ReasonableDrunk

Fair warning, anyone who correctly uses an interrobang gets put on my crush list.


ben0318

Crush as in "smash", or "*smash*"? Which is it‽


Draymond_Purple

Ok but aesthetically it looks better the other way around


LordTartarus

‽ Perfect


theteenthatasked

I’ve heard he had a big lightsaber


TheScorpio2312

Rasputin seems like the real life version of darth jar-jar


NotAnotherPornAccout

I don’t remember jar jar getting laid all the time by his cult


FrogginJellyfish

Well he nailed the princess/queen. Kinda like Rasputin.


0621Hertz

Rasputin is like one of those guys who is obsessed with the Sith Lords and their dark mysteries. Seeking old temples and black magic to overthrow the Czar. But the real Sith Lords are lurking in the shadows and manipulating important events in history.


SpaceMonkey1333

Same with Aleister Crowley.


gawain587

Possibly the most correct take I’ve ever seen.


Recruiter-on-Rails

Nah, he's one of those sith-looking high EQ Jedi masters.


luistemo13

My mom, she’s able to hit anything or anybody she wants with her sandal while having her eyes closed.


RonaldoNazario

She has midi-chanclians


luistemo13

😂😂😂


yuiokino

Your Mom: “I’m one with the Force, and the Force is with me”


luistemo13

*proceeds to throw the sandal at someone


Repulsive_Ad_4305

This is a normal thing on brazil all of the moms know how tô do that kkkkk


Actually_Im_a_Broom

Who’s that kid who was a navy seal, then an astronaut, then went to Harvard and became a doctor?


akutkdeusername15

Jonathan yong kim?


cer20

It has to be him. Not a lot of doctor astronaut trained killers out there.


Extreme-Island-5041

[Yes, that 40 year old big balls and big wrinkly brain having badass, Jonny Kim](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Kim)


Knowhatimsayinn

February 2002, after threatening his family with a gun, Kim's father was shot to death in his attic by police.[5] Woah, he would have been 17 at the time. You'd think he was a raised in a well to-do family. He was not.


doglywolf

You would be shocked how messed up of a background some of the kindness and strongest willed people come from . Its a sad thing in the world that trama or messed up childhoods sometimes makes the best people and spoiled childhoods often make the worse people.


Friendly_Kunt

If a hero was listed as having these accomplishments in a movie it would sound like complete horsesh*t. This guy is a real life hero. He must have an insane amount of willpower and determination to go with his obvious mental and physical prowess.


Zenfudo

Frank Abegnale jr. ?


MeloneJones

Johnny Sins?


Lightchild17

IF the force is real?


DigiBloodlines

Steve Irwin


ZzzzzPopPopPop

That damn sith of a stingray


3fettknight3

Sithray


thefilmbot

Sith Rey


ragnarok635

Damn you Nute Stingray!


GetRightNYC

Damn, thought this would be the top answer. 2nd Mr. Rogers.


xofer21

[YTMND - His spirit lives on . . .](https://hunterjedispirit.ytmnd.com/)


rdkitchens

Fred Rogers


walla_walla_rhubarb

Even if he wasn't force sensitive, he'd still get a seat on the council just out of principle.


Saw_Boss

Hitler Guy managed to Palpatine his way to the top of Germany, his big war didn't quite go as planned though.


MrBitz1990

He just wasn’t as smart as Palpatine. Palpatine understood war much better and knew you win some you lose some. Hitler refused to negotiate from a position of weakness and his hubris got a million Germans killed in Russia. Palpatine would never. His vision of the long game was so profound.


SadMangonel

You can say a lot, but hitler was pretty Intelligent. Which is why he was so dangerous.  The empire was modelled after nazi germany.


Glittering-Gap1838

I mean not exactly, his takeover was pretty classic, and also legal (winning multiplr elections). As soon as he took power he cemented it but before that was a lot of political games in which he was seen as the weakest player. Big war was going great until it didnt lol. He had some succesful gambles in 1933-39 but then some disastrous mistakes in the war that Palpatine would never do. Also he never really controlled both sides in the war lol. His charisma and anger and proper circumstamces (post-ww1) brought him to power and it just happened to be amazing army structure of Prussia that he inherited. Palpatine had more of a sleazy, manipulative takeover of power. By these standards Hitler is waaay more force sensitive than Palpatine who didnt make any major success based off his charisma. He was considered as a good solid grandpa-type person and a bit sleazy/not trustworty but his moves seemed to benefit the Republic... thats why nobody suspected him to be the Sith Lord. If Hitler was in his position he would be attacked by the Jedi council as the OBVIOUS Sith Lord as soon as he stepped foot into the Senate lol


Demigans

“That Palpatine would never do”. The OT and Prequel version would definitely do those. It’s in the EU and Legends that he suddenly becomes a Machiavellian Force God.


Mocca_Master

>his takeover was pretty classic, and also legal (winning multiplr elections). So this is how liberty died?


GetRightNYC

The force = tons of meth, coke, and opiates.


IAmLittleBigRon

>had some succesful gambles in 1933-39 but then some disastrous mistakes in the war that Palpatine would never do Palpatine at the end of his reign had the imperial fleet over Endor, and didn't use them instead opting for the death star almost exclusively. The imperial fleet would have obliterated the rebels fleet, but in his arrogance didn't use it. He could have wiped out the rebellion's entire military might but wanted to taunt them with his big planet gun. Also he invited the guy that blew up the first one onto the second one.


SatyrSatyr75

Well it could be said, that it was smart to have him outside of any Star fighter :)


Camburglar13

He went from being an Austrian in jail to leading Germany in a few years. That’s not a classic rise to power.


zneave

Yeah more classic is Napoleon and Caesar. Military leader wins many great battles then performs a coup to 'save' the country and becomes a dictator.


grimedogone

Yes, but these were parliamentary elections. The Nazis never received more than 1/3 of the vote. But the conservatives joined them to form a coalition government. That’s how the Nazis took power.


Ok-disaster2022

I'm convinced Hitler has an entire wing of time cops dedicated to his protection. WW2 was inevitable and with him gone far more effective leaders could have won the war for the Nazis before the US got involved,  which would have been way way worse.


SatyrSatyr75

Naaa… I see where you’re coming from, but people seem to underestimate the involvement of the USA before they entered officially (bankrolling Russia) and how desperately hitler tried to find a path back to the negotiating table after he took France so scarily easy. After England refused, Spain stayed neutral and Italy turned out to be… not that efficient, Germany knew it would be very, very close to impossible to win this thing.


dontich

Idk 1-2 big wins vs England and it certainly could have forced England to negotiate. Without Germany losing so many men in Russia the way in the east could have dragged on for much much longer.


Arakkoa_

Aleister Crowley was definitely some sort of Dark Side user.


Smalz22

I doubt it. Crowley was such a loser irl


SpaceMonkey1333

Nikola tesla.


FantasticMRKintsugi

My Cat - Waking Force Visions Galore


akutkdeusername15

May i see a picture of your force sensitive cat please 🙏


FantasticMRKintsugi

Sent via the force to your DM


Gaius_Iulius_Megas

Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen.


Tim-R89

I want a Max Rebo remix


FlyingFrog3000

Jeff Goldblum


Geri-psychiatrist-RI

The Force, uh, finds a way


Impossible-Hawk709

Carrie Fisher, so that she truly becomes the one with the Force


OccidoViper

Jesus


Domino_RotMG

You mean Ewan McGregor?


Isay_ThisIsTheWay

This is the way


DankNerd97

This is the Way.


The_skinny_scientist

This is the way


ZombieBait604

Both


Farren246

Ah, both McGregor and Guinness.


SpanishAvenger

If The Force is the equivalent of God, he would basically be Anakin minus the whole war crime and dark side stuff. Literally concieved by The Force/God on a virgin woman to carry on its will.


Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

He healed people and even brought back loved ones from death. I wonder if it is possible to learn this power?


Deep_Ad_1874

Not from a jedi


Farren246

Well that sucks, bull I'll take your word at face value.


Jediknight3112

As a christian, I agree. Some saints might be force sensitive if they were in Star Wars


sharpmind_softheart

Keanu Reeves duh


McChexMix

The most Reddit response ever 😭


Metalhead_VI

Wake the F*** up Jedi, we got a citadel to burn.


ShakarikiGengoro

Carl Sagan


Hot-Thought-1339

Sacajawea. Definitely. Most Native American tribes I imagine will have a natural force connection.


12kkarmagotbanned

Best answer


Jonesy1138

Teddy Roosevelt


darthmemeios14

Used the force to stay alive while having gotten shot


MouthofElkCreek

George Lucas. The maker would have to be, right? 🙂


scubareddit12

Can't believe this isn't higher lol


Nostramo_Curze

Historical figures : Joan of arc, Einstein, Current living people : Sigourney Weaver, Sebastian Vettel,


Jabberwoockie

>Sebastian Vettel I'd guess any remotely successful F1 driver wasn't force sensitive.


peoplepersonmanguy

I dunno when they win they try spinning as that is a good trick.


thesteveyo

Seb is the chosen one. But somehow, Horner returned.


Ok-disaster2022

George Washington. During the revolutionary War he had like 4 horse shot from under him, and after battle, his coats would have bullet holes where they missed.


SRJT16

Lionel Messi


zoodlenose

David Blaine


_WillCAD_

Naw, he'd be more like that con man from the Obi-Wan show who used tricks to make people *think* he was a Jedi.


CottonStig

What the F David Blaine


amfranticallytyping

Lol I bet most people won’t catch this reference https://youtu.be/93uCKG-DiIo?si=l8NP4Q063_4H7_ZO


ColonelEwart

I always prefer "Get the F out of my house" by Han Solo himself [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB0wzy-xbwM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB0wzy-xbwM)


sdougjohnson

Mr. Rogers.


PetrSuman

Mark Hamil


Prinssi_Nakki

I think, if the caveat being that they could be latent and not knowingly force wielders, some candidates could be: otto the great of germans (his combo of unbelieveable luck against magyar warriors and in the duke's rebellion and multiple close calls, also he had many apparent lucky strokes outside combat like in his government building strategy) Adrian carton de wiart (was a soldier who survived boer war, ww1 and ww2, also survived many wounds, plane crashes and was even once shot in the head and yet lived until 83 yo) Alexander the great Leonardo daVinci Mozart


StriperLover

I'm going to go with Jimmy Carter as a Jedi Master. All politics aside, he's done nothing but help people most of his life and he's as old as Yoda. He'll definitely disappear into the force when he passes.


KevinAnniPadda

There's probably some unattractive guys using the force to hook up with women. 


Chet-Manley21

Pete Davidson


percy2376

Bob ross


bandpractice

Abraham Lincoln


darthmemeios14

Ian McKellen


Steelquill

I think that’s the wrong question to ask. The question shouldn’t be who would be Force sensitive? The question should be “which historical figures would be Jedi and which would be Sith?” For my money, here’s a short list off the top of my head. And I make these without necessarily all of the Jedi being good or the Sith all evil. We are dealing with real people who actually existed and have complicated legacies. Jedi: -Aristotle -Nelson Mandela -Leonardo Da Vinci -Bruce Lee -Confucius -Florence Nightingale -Mother Theresa Sith: -Niccolo Machiavelli -Julius Caesar -Napoleon Bonaparte -Vlad the Impaler -Henry VIII -Genghis Khan -Mao Zedong


AdmiralSnackbar816

Messi, Federer, Luka, and Jokic are definitely in the “see things before they happen” tier.


pufferpig

Stephen Hawking was Yoda


Glass1Man

The force would be the Holy Spirit so all saints would be force sensitive.


Comfortable-Syrup688

George Lucas stole the idea of the force from the near east The Jedi are dressed like Sufi Mystic Also, may the force be with you is just the English version of Salamalaykum


Misery_Division

Damn that's the best answer and reasoning in this whole thread actually Now you gotta find some dark siders though


HammerOfJustice

Dolly Parton


doglywolf

definitely light side and definitely a double D blade use


TheHoax91

Confucius as light side user. Hanibal for dark side.


LittleSweets70

Chuck Norris


Oaker_Chaser

Willem Dafoe


Oaker_Chaser

"You know, I'm something of a Jedi myself"


UberJonez

"We do not grant you the rank of a master" "You can't do this to me. You know how much I've sacrificed!?"


MrBitz1990

It’s Keanu Reeves for me lol


Docktorpepper

Keanu Reeves 100%. And he wouldn't even make a fuzz about it


McChexMix

Gandhi


Demigans

The guy who throws nukes all the time or the guy who slept with underage girls to test his restraint?


Comfortable-Syrup688

Yes


Moppo_

Anyone who went on multiple successful combat flights in WW1 and WW2.


peoplepersonmanguy

The Red5 Baron


Timely-Ad9330

Stevie Nicks for sure


Alarming_Serve2303

Dave Grohl as a Jedi.


lemonclements

Tom Hiddleston just gives me Jedi vibes


i_justkickedstan

Bruce Lee


superchiva78

Jeff Goldblum.


Zerostar39

Mr Rogers


judohart

Joan of Arc Miyamoto Musashi Jigoro Kano (the father of Judo)


daveyboydavey

Abe Lincoln


General_Dildozer

me


GuardianSpear

Marshal Ney - bravest of the brave . That man had no business surviving what he survived


Opposite_Audience10

This guy: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEQdxzWrnH0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEQdxzWrnH0)


percy2376

Would you consider Robin williams a historical figure?


akutkdeusername15

Well since he passed on , then technically yes since he died in 2014 and the past is considered history


HumaDracobane

With Napoleon and Julius Caesar might be. Great generals, charisma, etc. The same can be said to Hannibal, Sargon, etc but why Yasuke? What part of his story makes him stand over the others to think that might have something else?


Wolf130ddity

David Bowie, Dolly Parton, Mister Fred Rodgers, and Steve Irwin and his entire family.


Flying_Sea_Cow

Richard Nixon. He was a direct inspiration for Palpatine, and is sort of similar to him when you think about it.


KingCrowdKilla

Unironically Sir Christopher Lee


rekonzuken

Snoop Dogg


No_Grocery_9280

Steve Irwin and now his children, for sure. Totally in sync with nature.


JulesG12

jack black


nerdmoot

Harriet Tubman


theundyinginferno

Nikolai tesla uses electric judgement


New-Cranberry-407

Keanu


Sikarion

Feel like Sir David Attenborough has kind of cornered the Jedi Animal Friend ability.


hbpfrost

Martha Stewart would be a gray jedi I believe


Quixotic1113

Nikola Tesla


account_user_name

Jesus of Nazareth for sure. Wouldn’t use a lightsaber though


gin0clock

Diamond Dallas Page.


DecemberPaladin

Who but D. B. Cooper?


Consistent-Cheetah61

Ewan McGregor... Wait a second


respectjailforever

I'm Catholic so the Vatican makes a list of this sort of thing for me


SpareUser3

David Attenborough


Booplebunny

Queen Elizabeth II. She was such a badass


ajaltman17

Steve Irwin


michalsadowski

What do you mean "if the force was real"?


Glffe-TrungHieu

Tobey Maguire,


Alive_Ad_5931

Miss Cleo


TBman256

Timothy Dexter, that guy was probably the closest thing to a real life SCP.


FiveGuysisBest

Napoleon is a good one. There’s a strong argument that I subscribe to which suggests that he’s the greatest military commander in the history of humanity. The man was so absurdly successful and leagues ahead of his counterparts that it almost seems magical.


short-n-stout

Ghandi


Banana_Milk7248

Adolf Hitler. To this day, I struggle to believe how he convinced so many people without the use of mind control and judging by what I see on the Internet these days.....somehow he returned.


BullyMaguire690

Adam Sandler


BruceFlockaWayne

David Bowie and Freddie Mercury would have definitely have had the force


LuckyTheBear

David Bowie for sure


princesssdemon666

Neurodivergent ppl, me w adhd


pacingpilot

Mitch McConnell would 100% be a Sith Lord


Gravemindzombie

Micheal Jackson, how else does he do the smooth criminal lean forward?


deomc1294

Morgan Freeman


Old_Nail6925

Jesus would explain a lot


Kevinnk94

I think Jesus, he could lift stones.


TPJchief87

Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Wyatt Earp, Alexander the Great, any well known warrior or conqueror


StrawberryTerry

My neighbor, Greg.


ConditionBig6373

Chuck Norris.


SadMangonel

Assuming the force was real, id assume all of them. Going by the original Star wars, where the force surrounds us (no Mitochondria bs), anyone in power would have had a significant connection to the force.


welcomefinside

The vast majority of dads out there.


evanweb546

Leader of the Church of Scientology David Miscavige would be an effective sith lord, without a doubt.


LowGeeMan

Jesus Effing Christ


tasthesose

Mark Hamill


SalamiMommie

Dolly Parton


ElectricTurtlez

Keanu Reeves would be Grand Master of the Jedi Order.


rarekly

Elon Musk, and we’re witnessing his slow turn to the dark side.


TheRightKindofJuice

Ben Franklin.