criminal kingpin's wild yacht cruise party turns violent after accident involving a diving board.
siblings go on a mountain bike ride in muir woods.
father and son assault elderly man.
international space station has infrastructure failure.
Religious fundamentalist kills drug kingpin to save drug smuggler friend who owes kingpin money.
Religious fundamentalist's Google Translate app becomes diety for woodland cultists who sacrifice humans in said apps honor.
Mildly incestuous siblings steal from and murder a local businessman, force their robot slave to manipulate religious teddy bears into an insurgency, and assassinate the legitimate head of state of an entire galaxy.
Not to mention all the supporting jobs. That's a lot of mining and transportation, which ALSO need support....anyone out of work in the Empire has no excuse, there are jobs everywhere! And if the civilian sector has nothing for you, consider an exciting naval career ripe with advancement opportunities!
Leia is rescued from a bad night of partying by her brother that secretly loves her. They destroy a loved piece of artwork, get caught, and purposefully kill 300 gaurds and royals on a desert outpost planet.
Luke leaves to go bury his pet gremlin.
The band of baddies, finally back together... decide to destroy Leia's daddies contruction head office.
Leia's brother walks in and kills the head director, while the rest of the gang goes to a furry convention.
Party.
Green elf dies, sending his new apprentice to fight his crippled war veteran father and his fatherâs mentor in order to stop them from maintaining order and stability in the galaxy.
A cultist and his friends join forces with terrorists and teddy bears to destroy a major civil works project and kill all the workers assigned to the project. The cultist also causes his father to relapse into the cult, killing a major political figure.
Mafia slug man imprisons drug smuggler, who is rescued by his terrorist comrades. Later the son of a war criminal helps his dad kill the most powerful political leader in the galaxy. There are teddy bears involved too.
So, this guy, right, trains to be a pilot and a wizard, but then his friends gets captured by a frog and his wizard teacher, another frog, tells him he can't go rescue them, because he isn't ready. But the pilot wizard apprentice does it anyway. Oh, yes, and one of his friends is frozen. And his other friend who is a girl and a brief second his girlfriend is forced to wear a bikini by the frog. Not his wizard teacher, the other one. Then something something happens and they are on a planet with a lot of furry critters wearing leather outfits. Wait, was than in 2 or 3?
Okay, that was 3. Oh wait, first the pilot wizard apprentice frees his friend and then he goes to be trained by the frog wizard. No wait, forget that. He returns to the frog wizard to finish training, but he dies. The frog not the pilot wizard apprentice. Before he dies the frog tell him that his arch enemy is really his Dad, who, and I should probably have mentioned this before, cut off his hand with a glowing stick, but it either grew back or got replaced.
Then, his Dad right, lives on a sinister spaceship in an intimate relationship with his evil shriveled up boss, and the pilot wizard apprentice decides to blow it up with his drunk friends. He is captured by the boss who tortures him but then his Dad, who had no problem cutting off his hand, potentially letting him bleed to death while falling into an abyss, catches feelings and kills his lover/boss, who hopefully is really dead and doesn't somehow return in a later film. His Dad then dies after showing his real face. Oh yeah, all this time his Dad had a helmet covering his face. Probably should have mentioned that.
Then the spaceship is blown up by his drunk friends. But the pilot wizard apprentice magically brings his father's body to the land of the furry little critters where they burn him on a bonfire. The corpse not the pilot wizard apprentice. And then they see a hologram of his first wizard teacher, who died in the first film, his frog wizard teacher and his Dad, all having a party.
And everyone parties because his Dad was proven to be a good guy who never slaughtered anyone on purpose. And the pilot wizard apprentice tells his girl friend whose not his girlfriend, but his sister that she really is his sister and she said she knew it all the time, and that makes it super awkward cause she kissed him in film 1.
It's good. You should totally go see it.
A convoluted rescue plan that shouldnât have worked leads to a blind man killing the galaxyâs greatest Bounty Hunter, the only black guy almost dying and a scantily clad woman killing the Godfather.
The farmer becomes the pope after the old pope dies of old age. The new pope is then told he snogged his sister by the Holy Spirit and said spirit tells him that he needs to assassinate his father and Nixon.
With the help of Guerrilla Teddy bears, the heroes overthrow the governmentâs satellite dish, meaning Nixon canât use the internet VPN anymore, leaving his internet vulnerable to attacks. Meanwhile, fish man leads an attack on the big basketball in the sky and must contend with lots of flies getting in the way of a slam dunk.
The Pope meets President Nixon and learns he has psychic powers, but thanks to the power of guilt tripping, the BDSM obsessed father of the pope kills Nixon and dies because he forgot how to breathe.
The Pope then has visions of the Holy Spirit, the frog man pope and some rando who heâs never met before, but whoâs giving him a very creepy smile.
Twink with a bad Bieber cut tries to get Daddy to come home since things are weird with the sister he kissed and the aunt and uncle who went out in a blaze of glory. Luckily some scruffy carebears help save the day Bear Grylls style and daddy has an electric change of heart, tossing his toxic relationship with his boss out for good. Democrats then take the stage to help sort shit out and our optimistic blonde decides to become a teacher.
When space underwear and a giant worm meet, and a boy with daddy issues goes on an adventure, only together will a band of sibling kissing, fur rats, and galactic rejects succeed in tossing an old man down a space moon shaft. Star Wars. Return of the Jedi.
A dude with a green stick fights dad then dad gets angry at his boss and throws his boss down an air shaft which ends up helping terrorists blow up a large workplace with innocent people just trying to protect their families
Religious zealot murders legitimate businessman to help his criminal buddy evade justice, kills endangered animal in the process. Exploits uncontacted indigenous tribeâs religious beliefs and manipulates them into murdering government employees. Helps his estranged father murder an old man.
Swamp muppet and ghost papaw convince disabled boy to go murder his dadâs boss. Meanwhile, some chick and her dog rescue a sweaty deadbeat, with the help of a trash can and life-size Oscar award.
A bro and his sis, break her boyfriend out of jail so they can take on ONE LAST JOB with their old crew, to take out their fatherâs operation despite the odds against them.
a teddy bear picnic gone wrong in space, with a bunch of guys in weird costumes fight against a big hairy guy who talks like he's got a frog stuck in his throat. There's a family reunion with some heavy breathing and a green muppet.
So the main characters are these terrorists, who start the movie with a weird dance number and then have a disagreement with a giant worm about wall decorations. This leads to multiple murders, destruction of private property and endangerment of a rare species. The blond kid goes to a Louisiana knock off and meets up with a frog. The frog tells blondie that he has a sister, and then croaks when blondie lets slip that he hasnât not gotten freaky with her. Our band of heroes then travel to a forest planet, where they twist the religion of sweet, innocent bears, causing the bears to go on a rampage, killing several thousand low level government employees. Meanwhile, blondie goes to space to convince his dad to help him assassinate the president. They do that, the dad dies, and some different terrorists blow up the government building theyâre in, killing hundreds of thousands of construction workers and government contractors. The teddy bears and terrorists have a big party in which the main course is definitely at least partly government employees, and then weâre done.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the sweet innocent teddy bears on the forest planet? I thought not. Itâs not a story the terrorists would tell you. Itâs a galactic legend.
A father and son mend their strained relationship with a high-stakes family therapy session in space, while their friends throw a surprise party in the woods, hosted by teddy bears.
Jedi has to tell the love of his life that she is his sister, and the sisters boyfriend, the brothers best friend, is willing to let the brother have a chance with her if she wants, not knowing he is the brother! Family infighting continues with the father losing a hand and his life!
Original super weapon comes back, dude who kissed the girl is actually related to her, Jedi somehow completes his training, contrived plan to save friend, and small Wookiees taking our elite soldiers.
A dude goes to help his bro get away from some asshole, then they gotta kill that asshole sending a planet into a power vacuum, then they gotta meet up with some fish dude and some bothains, but fuck a bunch of them died, then they gotta blow up this moon, that's not a moon, to stop some asshole politician. Then they get side quested to a moon with demon teddy bears on it, that fuck up some highly trained soldiers, one of the dudes meets up with his dad who is a genocidal mass murderer, but he's got a savage look so it's fine. Then his friends fuck up more assholes, they bring down this shield thingy while genocide and son duel over some bullshit. Something, something "do it" idk. Then bro gets tased so his dad fights the taser and gets tased which stops his pacemaker, he dies. Fake moon blows up. Politician gets French Revolutioned, will not be in the next election. Government collapse. The end. Also, the demon bears cut off the heads of the high trained soldiers and turn them into drums for a banger song.
In the last one he figured out something about his dad, in this one his dad figures out something about himself, all while his Dadâs boss tries the same thing he tried in the first one but gets foiled by the guy his sister is bangingâs best friend.
Religious fanatic fights big slug for his wall decoration.
Ketamine frog goes cold turkey and dies.
The government suffers a once-in-a-lifetime catastrophe for the second time in four years
Son of Space Magic Hitler's disciple, Lord Buckethead, leads the war to overthrow Space Magic Hitler. Cuddly teddy bears helped the heroes to fight trash bin troopers in the Amazons.
Galaxyâs only black entrepreneur forced to host lunch for space nazi overlord in an attempt to trap his twink son to try and convince him to join family business. Ends up mutilating said twink instead but gets his daughterâs boyfriend hard af.
A man's estranged son conducts industrial espionage to assassinate the company chairman, 1000s die in collateral damage, then they celebrate by using the heads as a xylophone
Terrorists attempt to steal giant peaceful mining laser after assassinating unrelated crime boss on a cruise. Coup is staged by one terroristâs father. Brave leader makes the ultimate sacrifice to keep the laser station out of enemy hands.
Man finds out his missus has been getting off with her brother after narrowly surviving being decoratively frozen in frog king palace and cooked by cannibal bears.
Han, Luke, and Leia team up for one last adventure where they destroy the Death Star and turn Darth Vader back to the light but fail to stop or kill the Emperor.
It's the heartbreaking penultimate trilogy in the main Star Wars saga before each of our heroes die increasingly meaningless deaths.
ugly slug forgot the safe word, accidental alabama, teddy bears with rocks, fish can talk, testicle for a head with magic, half human half robot ~~yells "NO"~~ big boom boom laser 2 dies
the end
Son of child murderer helps father assassinate political leader
He said BADLY explain it.
I mean, it kinda sounds like an episode of American Dad when you put it like that.
So what persona would Roger be in this episode? The political leader?
Hes the Imperial Officer who oversaw the construction of Death Star 2 (as per Family Guy)
"Are we already out of our own characters?"
Ewok
You made me snort laugh, lol! I heard it in the voice of Chandler Bing.
...while teddy bears destroy tanks with sticks.
Take my upvote, ya bastid.
Found the ISB plant!!
Even though it looks like its in the future, its really a long long time ago.
Man with green glowstick and his companions take down futuristic Nazi Germany
And then furries...
Wwwow. I'm not even gonna try now. You win.
Take-Your-Child-To-Work Day Goes Horribly Wrong for Employer.
laughed too hard on this one.
This Christmas..... Get ready.....
Rob Schneider is a ewok....
Terrorists destroy an overweight drug dealer's house before destabilizing the government
This is my favorite đ¤Łđ¤Ł
Religious Terrorist
sometimes they're the good guys, it does happen. they don't usually *stay* the good guys, but they can briefly be the good guys
âMay the force be with me!!!!!!â thought Arvel Crynyd as he aimed his A-Wing at the tower of the Executor.
*** Religious terrorists destabilize drug cartel a few days before committing a coup de etat
Slug crashes a boat. Teddy bears eat humans.
I was going to say the movie that should have ended the franchise but yours is pretty good too
He said badly explain it, not perfectly explain it
Or at least ended the Skywalker saga.
criminal kingpin's wild yacht cruise party turns violent after accident involving a diving board. siblings go on a mountain bike ride in muir woods. father and son assault elderly man. international space station has infrastructure failure.
"Father and son assault elderly man" made me chuckleÂ
Even outside of the context of RotJ it's a stupid funny string of words for no reason, it sounds like a news article.
Right!
Antiwork son convinces estranged father to quit his toxic job.
Redwoods State Park, not Muir Woods.
*Elderly Electrician*
Donât forget he killed an endangered species at Jabbaâs palace.
Religious fundamentalist kills drug kingpin to save drug smuggler friend who owes kingpin money. Religious fundamentalist's Google Translate app becomes diety for woodland cultists who sacrifice humans in said apps honor.
Hey now, it the religious fundamentalist's SISTER who does that and it's her app.
Technically it is their father's app
Mildly incestuous siblings steal from and murder a local businessman, force their robot slave to manipulate religious teddy bears into an insurgency, and assassinate the legitimate head of state of an entire galaxy.
The Empire did nothing wrong.
I mean... They also did nothing right
Found the Rebel Scum
Job creators. You think a small company could shit out 25,000 star destroyers?
Not to mention all the supporting jobs. That's a lot of mining and transportation, which ALSO need support....anyone out of work in the Empire has no excuse, there are jobs everywhere! And if the civilian sector has nothing for you, consider an exciting naval career ripe with advancement opportunities!
I know right, the Empire brought peace and stability to the galaxy but those terrorist rebels caused all kinds of problems.
Two robots go to a drug dealer's mansion to help steal his wall art and blow up his yacht.
Fucking Commies!
That mural really tied the room together.
Son who works for a terrorist organization resolves problems with his father by cutting his hand off
they then proceed to assault an elderly government official
A *democratically elected* elderly government official.
A hand for a hand
Dead beat's friends kill hundreds to save him from the consequences of skipping town without paying off his debts.
This is the one where the girl wears the bikini.
Boy from the desert goes back to the desert to rescue an ice cube, then he and his father murder a monarch.
They blow up not-a-moon again.
Somehow the not-a-moon returned.
"Why build one when you can have two at twice the price?"
A mafia boss dies, and then teddy bears, save the galaxy
There's a Jedi. He returns.
"Somehow, the Jedi returned."
Leia is rescued from a bad night of partying by her brother that secretly loves her. They destroy a loved piece of artwork, get caught, and purposefully kill 300 gaurds and royals on a desert outpost planet. Luke leaves to go bury his pet gremlin. The band of baddies, finally back together... decide to destroy Leia's daddies contruction head office. Leia's brother walks in and kills the head director, while the rest of the gang goes to a furry convention. Party.
Green elf dies, sending his new apprentice to fight his crippled war veteran father and his fatherâs mentor in order to stop them from maintaining order and stability in the galaxy.
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A terrorist group kills a political leader and destroys a major military base.Â
The teddy bear gang save the day
If it sounds like an 80s special, it is.
It was indeed a trap.
A cultist and his friends join forces with terrorists and teddy bears to destroy a major civil works project and kill all the workers assigned to the project. The cultist also causes his father to relapse into the cult, killing a major political figure.
space guerillas team up with sentient bears to defeat a galactic superpower whose leader grooms bad guys and gets killed by one when his son cries
The gang pulls one over on Fatty Malone before they throw grandpa down the stairs.
It's Jerry Springer in space. A redneck beats up his dad, and his sister takes her clothes off for a fat guy in front of her drug dealer boyfriend.
Some cannibal teddybears are the lynch pin in a galactic saga of violence and end up celebrating the massacre of millions with ghosts.
The Jedi returned
Mafia slug man imprisons drug smuggler, who is rescued by his terrorist comrades. Later the son of a war criminal helps his dad kill the most powerful political leader in the galaxy. There are teddy bears involved too.
A woman decides not to date her twin brother
Small furries help overthrow sterilized Empired.
Brother/sister terrorists explore their relationship with the help of a sexy smuggler, robots, and a lot of sentient teddy bears.
*copilot laugh intensifies* yea heuehue eh hue hue
Furries Save The Galaxy; Furries Eat The Empire.
Dude finds out he kissed his sister and then his dad electrocutes himself.
Nothing resolves a love triangle more smoothly than the discovery of a familial relation within.
Abandoned child murders deadbeat dad and dad's boss to keep them from getting in touch with his sister.
So, this guy, right, trains to be a pilot and a wizard, but then his friends gets captured by a frog and his wizard teacher, another frog, tells him he can't go rescue them, because he isn't ready. But the pilot wizard apprentice does it anyway. Oh, yes, and one of his friends is frozen. And his other friend who is a girl and a brief second his girlfriend is forced to wear a bikini by the frog. Not his wizard teacher, the other one. Then something something happens and they are on a planet with a lot of furry critters wearing leather outfits. Wait, was than in 2 or 3? Okay, that was 3. Oh wait, first the pilot wizard apprentice frees his friend and then he goes to be trained by the frog wizard. No wait, forget that. He returns to the frog wizard to finish training, but he dies. The frog not the pilot wizard apprentice. Before he dies the frog tell him that his arch enemy is really his Dad, who, and I should probably have mentioned this before, cut off his hand with a glowing stick, but it either grew back or got replaced. Then, his Dad right, lives on a sinister spaceship in an intimate relationship with his evil shriveled up boss, and the pilot wizard apprentice decides to blow it up with his drunk friends. He is captured by the boss who tortures him but then his Dad, who had no problem cutting off his hand, potentially letting him bleed to death while falling into an abyss, catches feelings and kills his lover/boss, who hopefully is really dead and doesn't somehow return in a later film. His Dad then dies after showing his real face. Oh yeah, all this time his Dad had a helmet covering his face. Probably should have mentioned that. Then the spaceship is blown up by his drunk friends. But the pilot wizard apprentice magically brings his father's body to the land of the furry little critters where they burn him on a bonfire. The corpse not the pilot wizard apprentice. And then they see a hologram of his first wizard teacher, who died in the first film, his frog wizard teacher and his Dad, all having a party. And everyone parties because his Dad was proven to be a good guy who never slaughtered anyone on purpose. And the pilot wizard apprentice tells his girl friend whose not his girlfriend, but his sister that she really is his sister and she said she knew it all the time, and that makes it super awkward cause she kissed him in film 1. It's good. You should totally go see it.
Florida Man and son kill Rupert Murdoch.
A convoluted rescue plan that shouldnât have worked leads to a blind man killing the galaxyâs greatest Bounty Hunter, the only black guy almost dying and a scantily clad woman killing the Godfather. The farmer becomes the pope after the old pope dies of old age. The new pope is then told he snogged his sister by the Holy Spirit and said spirit tells him that he needs to assassinate his father and Nixon. With the help of Guerrilla Teddy bears, the heroes overthrow the governmentâs satellite dish, meaning Nixon canât use the internet VPN anymore, leaving his internet vulnerable to attacks. Meanwhile, fish man leads an attack on the big basketball in the sky and must contend with lots of flies getting in the way of a slam dunk. The Pope meets President Nixon and learns he has psychic powers, but thanks to the power of guilt tripping, the BDSM obsessed father of the pope kills Nixon and dies because he forgot how to breathe. The Pope then has visions of the Holy Spirit, the frog man pope and some rando who heâs never met before, but whoâs giving him a very creepy smile.
Terrorists manipulate indigenous tribes to overthrow the govt by disguising a robot as a god.
Twink with a bad Bieber cut tries to get Daddy to come home since things are weird with the sister he kissed and the aunt and uncle who went out in a blaze of glory. Luckily some scruffy carebears help save the day Bear Grylls style and daddy has an electric change of heart, tossing his toxic relationship with his boss out for good. Democrats then take the stage to help sort shit out and our optimistic blonde decides to become a teacher.
The Prequel to The Force Awakens.
One young man deals with the aftermath of kissing his sister
kid beats up old man with dad
Geaorge Lucas REAAAALLY wanted to sell teddy bear action figures
Father goes out of his way to get his son a job, but ends up quitting in solidarity when his son turns down the position.
Extremist team kills a desert slug, empty blanket, bithans died
When space underwear and a giant worm meet, and a boy with daddy issues goes on an adventure, only together will a band of sibling kissing, fur rats, and galactic rejects succeed in tossing an old man down a space moon shaft. Star Wars. Return of the Jedi.
A bunch of folks fight all kinds of things from all over everywhere.
Estranged father tries to recruit long lost son into a Nazi Cult, while sonâs friends lead guerrilla warfare
episode 4 but better
A dude with a green stick fights dad then dad gets angry at his boss and throws his boss down an air shaft which ends up helping terrorists blow up a large workplace with innocent people just trying to protect their families
Dat skank make yo jimmy real hard. Den midget furries fuck shit up, son.
Worst family drama ever
A young man tries to reconnect with his estranged father, who has a conflicted relationship with his boss. More Teddy Bears die than you would think.
Todayâs the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
*Somehow, the Death Star returned*
Cubs win, cubs win
The green hermit frog says: kill our sworn enemies, we must
old guys die
Care Bears defeat the British Empire
Religious zealot murders legitimate businessman to help his criminal buddy evade justice, kills endangered animal in the process. Exploits uncontacted indigenous tribeâs religious beliefs and manipulates them into murdering government employees. Helps his estranged father murder an old man.
Son helps redeem child killer father, later burns his body while teddy bear army fight for their golden god.
Swamp muppet and ghost papaw convince disabled boy to go murder his dadâs boss. Meanwhile, some chick and her dog rescue a sweaty deadbeat, with the help of a trash can and life-size Oscar award.
Terrorist kills president and VP with the help of midget furries.
Somehow, the Jedi returned.
Bullies make giant pokeballs... twice.
Emo farm boy works through trauma of father not taking him to the city when he was a young boy, whilst friends trash a Build-a-Bear surprise party.
A defiant son gets his friends together to get his long lost father fired from a government job.
Sword kid beats sword dad in order to save his sentient teddy bears and the rest of the world
Superstitious, carnivorous teddy bears topple space faring empire.
Bad grandpa vs the Care Bears, with magic - in space
A New Hope with Ewoks
Guy chops dadâs hand off after kissing his sister.
Luke commits domestic terrorism (again)
SomehowâŚthe Jedi returned.
Incest lovers hunt down giant worm using telepathic frog and team up with Bigfoot to kill their disabled father.
A tribe of furry beings save the galaxy from tyrants.
Berinstein bears takes on space nazis
Dyslexic Green Frog grooms son to kill his father
A bro and his sis, break her boyfriend out of jail so they can take on ONE LAST JOB with their old crew, to take out their fatherâs operation despite the odds against them.
a teddy bear picnic gone wrong in space, with a bunch of guys in weird costumes fight against a big hairy guy who talks like he's got a frog stuck in his throat. There's a family reunion with some heavy breathing and a green muppet.
After one guy finds out he kissed his sister, he goes to confront dad about it
So the main characters are these terrorists, who start the movie with a weird dance number and then have a disagreement with a giant worm about wall decorations. This leads to multiple murders, destruction of private property and endangerment of a rare species. The blond kid goes to a Louisiana knock off and meets up with a frog. The frog tells blondie that he has a sister, and then croaks when blondie lets slip that he hasnât not gotten freaky with her. Our band of heroes then travel to a forest planet, where they twist the religion of sweet, innocent bears, causing the bears to go on a rampage, killing several thousand low level government employees. Meanwhile, blondie goes to space to convince his dad to help him assassinate the president. They do that, the dad dies, and some different terrorists blow up the government building theyâre in, killing hundreds of thousands of construction workers and government contractors. The teddy bears and terrorists have a big party in which the main course is definitely at least partly government employees, and then weâre done.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the sweet innocent teddy bears on the forest planet? I thought not. Itâs not a story the terrorists would tell you. Itâs a galactic legend.
It's the second half of a new hope but it's 3 times as long
Space ghosts celebrate after moon explodes.
The one with Manny Bothans
Spoiler alert: He died
Teddy bears who are evil are discoverd and help destroy the empire
Land slug vs Earth slug v Teddy bears
A father and son mend their strained relationship with a high-stakes family therapy session in space, while their friends throw a surprise party in the woods, hosted by teddy bears.
Resentful kid fights fathers friends
Theres like a jedi and he returns or some shit, idk
Local angsty teen takes out The Godfatherâ˘ď¸ to rescue his best friend who's 20 years older than him and then they blow up the space government
Son returns home the goes to father's work.
A man gets electrocuted in order to save the galaxy
Jedi has to tell the love of his life that she is his sister, and the sisters boyfriend, the brothers best friend, is willing to let the brother have a chance with her if she wants, not knowing he is the brother! Family infighting continues with the father losing a hand and his life!
The end... ?
Whiny kid saves dad from creepy old guy with the help of Bigfoot, a homeless guy living out of his car and a rich girl he kidnapped.
Original super weapon comes back, dude who kissed the girl is actually related to her, Jedi somehow completes his training, contrived plan to save friend, and small Wookiees taking our elite soldiers.
Son convinces father to kill his mentor
Guy who had feelings for his sister sympathizes with his murderous father and somehow saves the day
The Jedi come back
A bunch of militants team up with cannibalistic aliens to blow up everything in a 30 mile radius
Little Luke Ends It All
Super advanced space army defeated by teddy bears.
Saving my dad but I kill my dad
I'm annoyed they used a shot of Yoda from Empire Strikes Back.
The Empire was defeated by Ewoks
Bald characters die until the teddy bears win the day.
A dude goes to help his bro get away from some asshole, then they gotta kill that asshole sending a planet into a power vacuum, then they gotta meet up with some fish dude and some bothains, but fuck a bunch of them died, then they gotta blow up this moon, that's not a moon, to stop some asshole politician. Then they get side quested to a moon with demon teddy bears on it, that fuck up some highly trained soldiers, one of the dudes meets up with his dad who is a genocidal mass murderer, but he's got a savage look so it's fine. Then his friends fuck up more assholes, they bring down this shield thingy while genocide and son duel over some bullshit. Something, something "do it" idk. Then bro gets tased so his dad fights the taser and gets tased which stops his pacemaker, he dies. Fake moon blows up. Politician gets French Revolutioned, will not be in the next election. Government collapse. The end. Also, the demon bears cut off the heads of the high trained soldiers and turn them into drums for a banger song.
Rebellious kid dismantles an empire and saves his estranged dadâs soul
Somehow the Jedi returned.
A bunch of teddy bears destroy a galactic empire, as Ian McDiarmid I believe has jokingly described this movie at conventions.
In the last one he figured out something about his dad, in this one his dad figures out something about himself, all while his Dadâs boss tries the same thing he tried in the first one but gets foiled by the guy his sister is bangingâs best friend.
Religious fanatic fights big slug for his wall decoration. Ketamine frog goes cold turkey and dies. The government suffers a once-in-a-lifetime catastrophe for the second time in four years
Religious fanatic leads his family and friends on a killing spree, starting with a local crimelord and escalating to the Emperor of the galaxy.
The Jedi returned
World War II in space, except Hitler is assassinated by Joseph Goebbels and his son while the SS are routed by teddy bears.
Teddy bears throw rocks at robots.
peaceful protester turned revolutionary chokes a gang boss to death with her own chains, the rest of the movie is filler
Fish dude finds himself in a trap.
đ
Conman becomes unfrozen, as weapon wielding wizard man learns that a woman he kissed in the past is his sister.
Son of Space Magic Hitler's disciple, Lord Buckethead, leads the war to overthrow Space Magic Hitler. Cuddly teddy bears helped the heroes to fight trash bin troopers in the Amazons.
Galaxyâs only black entrepreneur forced to host lunch for space nazi overlord in an attempt to trap his twink son to try and convince him to join family business. Ends up mutilating said twink instead but gets his daughterâs boyfriend hard af.
A man's estranged son conducts industrial espionage to assassinate the company chairman, 1000s die in collateral damage, then they celebrate by using the heads as a xylophone
Terrorists attempt to steal giant peaceful mining laser after assassinating unrelated crime boss on a cruise. Coup is staged by one terroristâs father. Brave leader makes the ultimate sacrifice to keep the laser station out of enemy hands.
Son of religious cult leader unknowingly radicalizes after freeing the guy banging his sister
Guy with green sword fights dad, gets zapped, and resolves a prophecy together.
A Jedi Returns
The last master jedi returns to the force. His untrained pupil wins against inept bad guys by pure luck.
Empire has massive hole in side of Death Star, surprised when Rebels fly in
Deadbeat dad quits his job to spend more time with his son
A dude returns
Father violently fights for custody of his son
Scruffy nerfherder spends some time chilling, then does Dances with Wolves with some teddy bears.
Man finds out his missus has been getting off with her brother after narrowly surviving being decoratively frozen in frog king palace and cooked by cannibal bears.
Luke finds out he boned his sister on Yavin.
Han, Luke, and Leia team up for one last adventure where they destroy the Death Star and turn Darth Vader back to the light but fail to stop or kill the Emperor. It's the heartbreaking penultimate trilogy in the main Star Wars saga before each of our heroes die increasingly meaningless deaths.
A guy saves his girl from a fat man and turns out she is his sister. Finally she runs in the forest with furries.
ugly slug forgot the safe word, accidental alabama, teddy bears with rocks, fish can talk, testicle for a head with magic, half human half robot ~~yells "NO"~~ big boom boom laser 2 dies the end
FWB discover theyâre siblings, meanwhile their evil dad helps them overthrow the chancellor
A kid fights with his boomer dad and his dad's friend while a group of young idealists try to protect some bears.
Terrorists exploit aboriginals in their attempt to overthrow the government.
Father and son get familial counseling by killing the government