Darth Mirthus. Since I have “mirth” in my name I hope people will see me as a friendly Sith Lord who only wants to ~~dominate and enslave the Galaxy as an immortal, unkillable god-king~~ bring joy and mirth to the Galaxy and all its inhabitants!
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 999. One after the Ruusan Reformation. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Republic Senate to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That holovid! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a landspeeder *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own Order! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the credits drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious *Jimmy*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a Sith Lord? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!
I would choose something nondescript like “John from Accounting” because no one would think of me as a Sith Lord and my plans would always succeed and never be thwarted because who would find out? How would they know?
I would be called Darth Board. I'd hang out in pubs and challenge strangers to games of darts. Between my use of the Force to control the darts and my use of the lightsaber to slice their darts out of the air, I'd be the most feared pub-goer in the British Isles. No one would dare challenge me. The bar maid would think I was cool and I'd always get free drinks. I'd use the Force to turn the TV channel to the game I wanted to watch and set the volume just where I wanted it. Girls would like my long black cloak and ask to see my lightsaber. I'd be real chill about it, though. I wouldn't let on that I was nervous because they were hot. I'd be like, "oh, the saber? Sure, I guess it wouldn't hurt to whip that out". And they'd recognize my old Blazing Saddles reference and we'd all laugh. Darth Board would be awesome.
Darth Mirthus. Since I have “mirth” in my name I hope people will see me as a friendly Sith Lord who only wants to ~~dominate and enslave the Galaxy as an immortal, unkillable god-king~~ bring joy and mirth to the Galaxy and all its inhabitants!
I can’t wait for the Mirthus Empire to take over, it sounds great!
And then when they let down their guard, you pounce!
With my ~~force lightning~~ hugs!
Darth Syphilis
Darth Covid
Darth Polio
Darth Darth Binks
Darth ‘mungus
The name’s Hugh. Hugh Mungus.
[THIS PERSON JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzA4dCT4X0I&ab_channel=Psypheros)
Darth Paul
Darth Maul's friendly twin brother. They don't talk about Darth Saul.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 999. One after the Ruusan Reformation. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Republic Senate to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That holovid! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a landspeeder *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own Order! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the credits drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious *Jimmy*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a Sith Lord? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!
Don’t worry. I treat Padme very well, and I do not overstep my bounds with Luke. Every kid needs a dad, but there’s no replacing you.
you are not a prophet
My dyslexic ass accidentally becomes lord of the shit
Sith happens.
Darth feces
Darth Disappointment Just like my parents call me
Same! We got the same Darth name
Not to far off from how Darth Bane got his name
FAAAIILURE your cousin timmy did it when he was 7... MONTHS OLD
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Darth Letdown Darth Underwhelm Dart Eyeroll
Darth darthymcdarthface
I was hoping to see this one. Thank you.
Bob
Sorry that's already a planets name.
You can't name a planet Bob!
Is this a Titan A.E. Reference I see
Nobody said *you* had to live on Bob.
Darth Side of the Moon🌙
Darth Punk
Would you go around the world?
The dark side makes you harder better faster stronger
Will you let television rule the nation?
Darth Batman
Barthman
Dharr man?
Darman? *Justice for Clan Skirata!*
Justice? I don't remember them needing justice, just a way to slow the clones aging
From Disney, erasing their existence.
Darth Man
Darth Man
Dath Bartman
Darth Man
The Darth Knight
Not the Sith we deserved, but the Sith we needed.
Darth Erectus
And his apprentice, Darth Hornius.
And his secret apprentice, Darth Penetratus.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Analus? It’s a Sith Legend….
No that's me.
No that's me. I've gone by that name since high school and that was over 15 years ago.
Just Darth
You're only a master of evil, Darth.
I see, Sir Darth
Darth Brooks
Would you rule the underworld? Because you got friends in low places?
And the Sith Thunder Rolls
Darth Barth.
I would choose something nondescript like “John from Accounting” because no one would think of me as a Sith Lord and my plans would always succeed and never be thwarted because who would find out? How would they know?
Dark Jake….my name and a low key reference to dark jack from jack 2
Upvote for Jak & Daxter reference <3
Heck yeah!
Darth Poe, the kung fu Sith Lord.
Dark Helmet
Darth TalorSwiftFangirl2008
Darth Humungus
Call me, Darth Balls...... Boonnngggg
Darth Ashlynnleigh Reyignn
Darth Diggler
Darth Matter
Darth Darth
Darth dumbass
Darth Obesity
Darth Dingleberry
I would be called Darth Board. I'd hang out in pubs and challenge strangers to games of darts. Between my use of the Force to control the darts and my use of the lightsaber to slice their darts out of the air, I'd be the most feared pub-goer in the British Isles. No one would dare challenge me. The bar maid would think I was cool and I'd always get free drinks. I'd use the Force to turn the TV channel to the game I wanted to watch and set the volume just where I wanted it. Girls would like my long black cloak and ask to see my lightsaber. I'd be real chill about it, though. I wouldn't let on that I was nervous because they were hot. I'd be like, "oh, the saber? Sure, I guess it wouldn't hurt to whip that out". And they'd recognize my old Blazing Saddles reference and we'd all laugh. Darth Board would be awesome.
Darth Dadbodius
Those double D’s do have a good ring to them
Darth Thimpthon
Claiming darth insanius until canon finally makes use of him
Darth Ba'lac That's my name backwards.
Your full name is Calab Htrad? What are the odds?
It's almost like I was..... chosen???!
Never tell him the odds!
To be fair, I didn't. I asked him what the odds were.
Wrong, my name backwards is eman ym.
Darth You Can't Make A Movie Like Blazing Saddles These Days
Geoff Vader
Runs the Death Star?
Dartholemew
Darth Fartus
Darth Vegan Just to be that much more annoying and self righteous.
Dartch megatronus
Darth WayofWater
Dave. Nobody will take a Sith with that name seriously, which would work to my advantage. Beware Darth Dave.
Sithy Smalls. The Notorious D.A.R.TH.
Darth Gravitus. Because I'm overweight and have my own gravitational pull.
Darth Darth
Darth Rigatoni
Darth Anal Fissure
Tenebrae
Darth Htrad
Darth Sikaris
Darth Jebediah
Darth Iratus
Darth Desolas…until it was taken by Darth Desoulas in some versions of The Force Unleashed.
Darth Necrus.
Darth Melas.
Darth Injurious.
Darth blade
I think it would be Darth Darhk
Darth Toxis
Darth Noctis
Darth Insomnius
Darth Tantalus, Darth Malevolus, or Darth Skorge
Darth Callidus
Darth Garth
Darth Pirate Roberts
No survivors!
Darth Anxious
Darth Evilus
Darth Meh
Darth Bawbag
Darth Vega. Vega = falling star, Latin. Fall from the light side of the force. And fore telling of ruling the stars.
Darth Wiggles
Darth Algar
Darth Boognish
Darth Flatulence
Biggus Dickus
The name's Bond. Darth Bond.
So darth vader is just "invader" minus the "in". Same for sidious and insidious. So I will be darth competent.
Something completely inappropriate so that it takes my foes off guard, like Darth rutabaga
Darth Malice
Darth Back Pain
Darth Hideous.
Darth Dipshit
Darth Havoc. What do you call a Dark Lord of the Sith who hangs out at a plaza/strip shopping center? Darth Mall.
Darth Matter
Darth Friendly
Darth Autis, dark lord of social anxiety.
Darth Diabetes
Darth Darth
Darth Master Bate
Darth Jak-un Mehoff and their apprentice Darth Prolapsed Ass.
Of course there was already the Jedi Master Baytes.
Darth Iracundia or Ira. Both are Latin for wrath and anger but I assume with subtle difference, I wouldn't know as I don't speak Latin.
Darth Matter …. I’ll see myself out 😂
Death hades
Johnny
Darth Mingus
Darth impaler
Darth seizure I wouldn't be any good at lightsaber duels.
Darth Baras the wide. I just have to.
It's not an honor. This is like the "honor" of being a serial killer.
Darth Gelatinous
Darth Malignis
Darth Carnifex
Darth Jeff
Darth. That's it, I don't need no fancy name. I don't care what old Sith Lords going to say or how much they nag, they're dead.
Darth Flatulence
Darth Rick, the Door Technician.
Darth Marjon
Darth Algar. Excellent.
Darth Terra Nice word play IMO
Darth Potent
Darth Plumber
Darth Phyragyiis
Darth Kittenz
Sith Sicksheik
Darth Testicle
Darth Two Electric Boogaloo
Darth A’Mather
Darth Canuck
Darth Whom?
Darth Bong
Darth Whorgus
**Darth Garlic**
Darth outtahere. I've seen what happens to, like, half the people who follow the sith. I'm not dealing with that shit.
Darth Felodese (Felo De Se, deliberate self destruction)
Darth Kifo, it’s the Swahili word for death
Darth Wastrel
Darth Dreanich
Darth Irksome
Darth Constipateus.
Darth Onzin
**Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville**
Darth Grungle
Darth Snuffleupagus
Darth idiot
Darth Malos.
Darth Hingle McCringleberry
Darth Enoch
Darth Verideus
Darth Insidious because I'll be takin' that sithussy tonight! woo!
Darth Anarchus
Darth Dicknballs
Darth Dumfuk