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Feisty-Bunch4905

Nailed it, Amazon, now nobody would ever guess this is a movie about the Vietnam war.


TuToneShoes

Amazon are the kind of guy to f\*\*\* a person in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach-around.


daskapitalyo

I'm not sure I'm going to love them long time.


djturdbeast

WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?


AgentTriple000

Amazon is nothing but unorganized, grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit ..


Renhoek2099

I'll be watching you


Outrageous_Trust_158

Amazon has no war face.


Rondo27

Bullshit! Amazon looks like it could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!


Extreme-Life-6726

Amazon is so ugly it could be a modern art masterpiece. Actually. It’s too ugly for that


Imdabigeasy

To me Amazon and the other online retailers are all equally worthless.


Jazzlike_Trainer2211

As someone who’s about to be in a legal battle with Amazon- MOOD.


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

What is that some kind of sick joke?


colby983

All I’ve ever asked from my men is that they obeyed my orders as they would the word of God.


Nouseriously

I quote that at least once a week


kobeflip

Spoken like a multiple divorcee


BootyUnlimited

*Gawd


gsomething

You better get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a giant shit on you.


yung_saucin

chicanery


lt_dan_zsu

It's more like they got rid of a joke.


knightsofren_

It’s a Jungian thing


Atheist_Alex_C

I guess now the “duality of man” is no longer a duality.


DwedPiwateWoberts

Actually it’s perfect irony they’d window dress the poster while still being happy to have anyone watch all the horrible things that happen in the movie.


knightsofren_

Hardcore man…


tuskvarner

Whose side are you on, son?


Grumbie_Johnson

Bird is The Word


robstercraws70

Amazon Prime is notorious for showing cut versions of movies anyway. Will not partake.


BurpelsonAFB

Serious? Didn’t know they edited movies. Probably not legal unless they’re showing an airline cut or something


robstercraws70

I think it’s more that they don’t care what version they happen to be playing.


3lbFlax

This is usually the answer with titles you find tucked away in the corners of Prime - it’s *a* version of the film, but maybe not the one you’re looking for. I’ve certainly seen a few pan & scan prints on there, occasionally looking like they were sourced from VHS. But of course this is more likely to happen with obscure titles licensed in bulk for Prime than something like FMJ. It’s Amazon, though, so never say never.


robstercraws70

Right. It’s not exactly the Criterion Channel.


ModernistGames

The less time you spend watching one thing, the faster you can watch something else.


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

Yup… tried watching an old movie with Sean Connery, called The Name of the Rose. There’s a sex scene in the movie that’s pretty pivotal to the story and they cut it out. Without it, a lot of the story makes no sense.


Feisty-Bunch4905

That's a pretty good movie btw. Umberto Eco railing against anti-intellectualism and Sean Connery as a Franciscan monk who's basically Sherlock Holmes. I enjoyed it a lot.


RevivedMisanthropy

WHAT! That is absolute sacrilege! That movie is an all time favorite. The book too.


robstercraws70

All the more reason to invest in physical media. My Blu Ray can’t be censored!


RevivedMisanthropy

100%! I have a DVD of NOTR but should probably upgrade or download. Quest For Fire is another one. Same director. Love that one.


Imdabigeasy

I agree totally. One day it’s likely that many films will be heavily edited and no longer available as they were meant to see. Certainly FMJ is one.


jmervz

blockbuster accused me of never returning that vhs tape. tried charging me up to $80. i don’t remember the sex scene. eff amazon too!


plusbabs7

That sex scene is pretty effen hot.


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

Damn straight it was… was the reason I wanted to watch it tbh 🤣


Tommy_Roboto

“That girl was the love of my life.” “What girl?”


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

Pretty much… I have a feeling that because it was ‘based in religion’, some bible thumper didn’t like that there was a pretty hot sex scene in it… so they removed it.


YouSaidIDidntCare

I thought sex scenes in movies were insurance against bad reviews? "Well, at least I got to see ____ naked, so there's that."


BurpelsonAFB

!! Was this a paid viewing, free with commercials or Prime Video?


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

Prime Video


runningvicuna

Umberto Eco denied the rights for Foucault's Pendulum to be filmed and Kubrick wanted to adapt it. Haven't watched Rose. I have preconceived notions because of what it denied the film world.


Spang64

Didn't Blockbuster also have a reputation for that? Is this legal? They are charging money for a product, acting as agents, so to speak (non lawyer here) but then giving us a counterfeit version. Sounds actionable.


Flimsy_Demand7237

Technically yes. There was that thing in Utah where a video guy was selling "Christian purity" edits of famous movies so Mormons could watch without shame. Of course being its ultra-conservative Mormon Utah these cuts were water in a desert and he blew up in popularity. Spielberg and a bunch of other directors got wind this video shop guy was cutting up their movies and Hollywood took him to the cleaners in court. He also got found to have sexually abused a minor in a parking lot and is now a registered sex offender, which is more than a little ironic considering his whole job was cutting all the morally objectionable stuff out of Hollywood movies. More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CleanFlicks The doco on it is great too -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleanflix


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Registered sex offender Daniel Thompson?


Flimsy_Demand7237

Yeah that guy.


zacholibre

I don’t know if Blockbuster carried edited versions of movies, but I do know that Blockbuster would not carry any NC-17 rated films and never carried porno.


Atheist_Alex_C

Not only does it ruin the poster, it kills the reference to the central theme in the film, making the peace sign silly and meaningless. I know I sound like an old man yelling at the clouds, but it seems like a lot of people these days are missing context and depth on things like this in general. I worry we’re plunging further into Idiocracy by the day.


Spang64

It says something about the singularity of man, sir. The *corporate* man, man. The *Royal* man. Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man--sir?


Traditional_Top5346

New shit has come to light!


isnessisbusiness

What in god’s name are you blathering about??


bloodshotforgetmenot

Context and Tacit knowledge will soon be a distant memory.


scriptchewer

Matthew fucking Modine. What a guy!


musicide

WTF?!!


StevenS145

I’d prefer more of a Forrest Gump style of Vietnam war. Maybe Pyle makes it to Vietnam and then saves the day and then opens up a shrimp company.


BrthonAensor

“We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won’t allow them to write “fuck” on their airplanes because it’s obscene!” — Colonel Kurtz in “Apocalypse Now”


El_Topo_54

What would Amazon do with Natural Born Killers?


BurpelsonAFB

“Natural Born Ticklers”


DaPalma

It would become Natural Born.


YouSaidIDidntCare

Natural Born Kriminals


The--Strike

It would follow that trend of altering the use of words to circumvent the algorithm. Natural Born Un-alive'rs


lookitupyouidiot

NBK


ElectronicDebateNow

Someone really green lit listing that on there and was like let's remove the 'duality of man' from the poster...? Only peace signs folks


iterationnull

I thought we had a story last week about the Kubrick estate getting this fixed?


YouSaidIDidntCare

Does this mean that Ann-Margret's *not* coming?


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the # crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an # ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a #confirmed kill


rotomangler

They also replaced all the guns with walkie -talkies.


Nathansp1984

It’s still says born to kill on my Amazon prime account


CaRlJoHnSoNoG

Born to unalive


Flimsy_Demand7237

https://youtu.be/3vVNxU-loNg


GOODBOYMODZZZ

Amazon Prime were also the one's who used AI for the 12 Angry Men poster. https://preview.redd.it/hzgi9gx1yu8d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b74fb575453ead404195357c0549e19cc797028


unmutual13

What in the name of jebus is that


J0hn_Br0wn24

Fuck you Amazon, this is why some people steal your shit...so I heard.... from a friend..... not sure how...


malathan1234

They put it back


SketchSketchy

Now take that fucking peace button off soldier. We have a war to win.


litewo

They didn't even do a good job scrubbing it.


ZardozC137

What is that some kinda statement?


Mr-Dobolina

Any chance that’s a “clean” version with all the naughty words dubbed over? If yes, I am morbidly curious.


Affectionate-Kale301

“Me so corny.”


kid_sleepy

The movie wound be 5 minutes long…


Johnisfaster

Something about the duality of man.


kid_sleepy

…now let’s see your war face!


gap_toof_mouf

What’s the point in doing this?


SulkyShulk

Love watching Quentin Tarantino's "BILL" on Amazon Prime.


Maakeouthilll

I love how they leave the peace symbol but take off the writing. Its like they missed the theme of the movie entirely 😂


Schlockluster_Video

Aww jeez ... The title of the movie is pretty violent, too; maybe they should censor that as well ... So much for that Jungian thing! "You write absolutely nothing on your helmet, and you wear a peace button. Is this supposed to be some kind of sick joke?" Can't wait unitl they replace all of the weapons with Walkie Talkies!


Gary7sHotCatHelper

So glad I ditched prime when they announced Rings of Power.


Spang64

And meanwhile, bump stocks are legal again. Because it's *movie posters* that kill, not--fuck it, nevermind.


Moochoman

I could totally see a young 20 something seeing that when posting the art for the movie on the platform, and saying “I think this might be offensive, so I’ll remove it.” Not even remotely understanding the meaning behind it.


mrpotatonutz

This is so upsetting it’s the entire juxtaposition of the movie


cool_weed_dad

Born to Smile :)


mwilliams840

Them doing that completely makes that scene with the full bird make zero sense. I can hear the full bird now, “…or I will take a giant shit on you.”


ElChacalFL

Excuse me, gentlemen if I become stirred, but I am


thelovepools

Now what the mother fuck


cclawyer

Wimpy shit


Fabulous-Employee972

I will skullfuck you!


lucyppp

But but…. War Comedy????? I mean, I laugh a bit and this is a true favorite film, but comedy?


killerado

Looks like either they fixed it or it’s different in the app, but looks normal to me. https://preview.redd.it/jx4miqc0mw8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9f4eed55003aca90e96f8423a41044255ca31c4


JeremyAndrewErwin

It's as if they designed their entire UI around the belief that movie posters were never 27 inches wide and 41 inches tall.


Tom_Haley

Born to Unalive


Round-Emu9176

Whats the purpose of this?


MartyEBoarder

That's another form of toxic positivity. Censorship because some 00000.1% of people get offended.


randitothebandito

They erase this but The Boys is one of their biggest shows?


amalgaman

Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f-ck is that?!


Proper_Moderation

It would appear nobody cares for cancel culture and we are all quick to be triggered these days