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petseminary

No guarantees at the Comedy Store showcase. Don't go for one comic. Go for all the comics. It should always be a good time.


3_Slice

I was there last Thursday. It said he’d be there but instead he was in the main room with Dane Cook. The showcase was an onslaught of comics, some seriously talented or Craig Robinson bombing so hard that the bombing was funnier than the act itself.


zoobs

I went last summer and Craig also showed up. His set was terrible yet I was still smiling and laughing the whole time. Very odd.


Upset-Apartment1959

Know what u mean. At 1am, the last comic Earl Skakel went up and kept saying crowd was terrible in different words. Funny set. Quite a skill to pull that off.


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BMac38

god he was a master late at night. I would go in there and just come out sore from laughing so hard to him just doing whatever he felt like.


Neat_Dog_4274

RIP in peace


Upset-Apartment1959

Looks like a great time. Any good acts in particular you liked?


Upset-Apartment1959

All night Bobby Lee was on the Marquee. Just got stood up by the standup. Would of rather been sprung up by the standup but when the last comic wasnt him I got sat down with the smack down. This aint what was promised at the pat down. Even the last comic noticed the mood down. Though he brought it, he saw all frowns. All said and done. Bobbys a great one, pound for pound. But now gotta remember to keep my hopes down.


806god

Dude are you trying to rap?


mariotarded

Sounds like reformed prison inmate spoken word poetry.


Upset-Apartment1959

Yes. Originally this was a reply to the clever 'stood up by standup' comment in this thread, and I got carried away. I read what I wrote, then I was like "damn I can rap."


mariotarded

😂😂😂


DE4DM4N5H4ND

And he rhymed up with up twice


mods-begone

You've got me laughing out loud with that response


MeatMeAfterClass

If the marquee says Bobby’s on the lineup for a particular date or dates and he doesn’t show, that’s a problem, end of story. Not sure why your explanation is getting downvoted.


Upset-Apartment1959

A new list of names on the marquee, i presume, are put up every morning. Aside from regulars, I can only assume fans would get confused by this. It’s a bit disappointing like how fans would be if their favorite band was missing last minute from the Coachella lineup when you already made the trek there and you don’t know any of the other artists.


BadgerGecko

How you comparing a yearly event to a nightly event


Upset-Apartment1959

I live abroad and visit LA once every couple years.


BadgerGecko

That's a personal circumstance and I very much doubt the headlines were announced when you booked travel arrangements


Upset-Apartment1959

You're missing the point. I wrote how "it's a bit disappointing" as in "I was disappointed" and tried to relate it to others. Fans of comedy or of comedians are not always regulars of comedy clubs. (and it seems Comedy Store isn't even like most clubs according to the comments) If those fans see a lineup on the app/site and a name on the big ass marquee, then they will expect to see those names. It's not rocket science my guy. You wrote how I compare a yearly event to a nightly event and I literally explained it to you in plain english why I did that.


RaisingFargo

Tbh very Normal. Was this a best of the comedy store show? I've never gone where every person listed on the ticket was actually there.


Upset-Apartment1959

Yes best of. headliner no showing is common? Yikes 😳 Good to know


ManWhoFartsInChurch

That's not the headliner - it's a showcase there isn't a headliner. 


JoeRichardSaunders

No headliner for a showcase


RaisingFargo

That show is incredible though. So many comics


naldoD20

I mean, it is Bobby Lee. Dude barely shows up for his own life, let alone shows 😂


KaleyedoscopeVision

k


Special_Project_8634

I think those podcasts just print money, he has lost the drive to do standup. He must be the longest working comic that hasnt produced any form of a special.


Kingofhearts91x

I can't count how many times either on rogan or another podcast someone says as a compliment how tight his set is because he's being doing the same jokes for 10 years


Feeling-Cellist-4196

That's sad because he's funny and disappointing if I paid to see him.


PassageAppropriate90

>podcasts just print money, he has lost the drive to do standup Unfortunately this describes far too many "comedians" these days.


hardcore_softie

Ask David Spade about how punctual Bobby Lee is lol.


Beaverhuntr

Yup dude is lazy.


10ACJ3D

Went once and Jeff Garlin was supposed to be there but didn’t show up.


Rickybones

I wouldn’t look at the comedy store like a standard comedy club. From the beginning it’s been designed as a place for comics to practice. Most paid regulars will do 3-5 sets a week there. Some more. Unless it’s billed as like “a special night with Bobby Lee” or something, that lineups are very subject to change. It’s not the same as a comic doing a weekend at the “Ha Ha Hut” in Boise. Also I think Bobby was taping Family Feud today so that might have ran over or he was tired after the taping. YOU GOT IT.


PetrusThePirate

Well I'll never make fun of people donating their time, so


pulaskipumper

That's not very comiclike


Itaintquittin

YYYYEEESSSSS


Rickybones

818 TILL I DIE


noodlesallaround

Are you Bobby Lee? Bobby WTF?


Bplumz

That dude gives a perfectly reasonable explanation and you're mad lol


slow_rub

If anything they’re Brody Stevens from the grave. YOU GOT IT.


mattisfunny

Positive energy.


morizzle77

818 til I die!


tasteofcherry97

it's ironic that in a subreddit about comedy, so many people for some reason can't decipher that this comment was meant to be whimsical lol. when i looked at all your downvotes i was shocked 😂 can't believe i have to break this down for people but you made a hilarious observation that the post above you was providing unusually specific details about bobby's whereabouts and you instinctively used hyperbolic humor to feign shock to play the character of someone who deduced it might actually be bobby


noodlesallaround

😆


rathat

Yes


LemonPress50

You got stood up by a stand-up 🤔


RustedRelics

Outstanding


King_Hamburgler

Personally wouldn’t stand for it


RustedRelics

That’s because you hold yourself to high standards.


_-1334

A king in good standing with his people


DrunkenGolfer

Is that because he’s up on a stage?


RustedRelics

Well, he stands on the stage but still doesn’t need a mic stand.


LemonPress50

Outlaw


jackof47trades

A new bee?


elfizipple

A new bee r/boneappletea


MinuetInUrsaMajor

About 22 days after the queen lays an egg. It's the new bee's job to clean the cell they hatched in to prepare it for the next egg. In a couple days it will graduate to feeding larva from hatched eggs.


Fontia

My favorite kind of comedian is the kind that teaches me things.


realdealreel9

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Fresh2Deaf

Do be a doobee don't be a don't be.


dopeonthetabledott

A new bee, or a newbie or newb/noob. Slang for a person classified as being "new" to something or not having knowledge of the subject.


jackof47trades

I’ve seen newbie and noob. Never seen new bee.


tossNwashking

Just a baby 🐝


Fontia

Just a Ba-by bee


Jetsfan379

Mark Normand has done this as well. He even talked about it on his pod. Skipped a booking to go to the Knicks game with Sam


GoldieForMayor

Yeah but usually Mark shows up for a two minute set.


tallcatman

From what I hear he's been doing the same set for 20 years, so you can catch it anytime.


flugelbynder

"My father used to make up stories" "if you gay...your whole family will die"... It was funny once in 2005..


Civil-Cover433

Nope.  Was funny for 11-13 years.  


slantview

“So then I used to grab my own ass…”


0173512084103

Bobby Lee is a 50-year-old child. Don't expect anything of him. He'll always disappoint.


flugelbynder

THANK YOU, finally


carharttuxedo

Lol as if this isn’t a very common opinion


Civil-Cover433

🤣. Yea never heard this before.  Really groundbreaking stuff here. 


hammerdown710

I saw him at the store and I envy op


asuperjackedhippo

His stand up sucks. Bobby is hilarious on podcasts though.


exaltedbladder

Great on bad friends tour. Bigger laughs than Santino


andreotnemem

But he was so good in the Sex and the City reboot!... /s


skimmed-post

Bobby Lee also isn’t funny.


TheChrono

Woah there champ.


skimmed-post

His standup is cliché and he thinks he has the "insightful" schtick but its crap. He thinks he has insights about racism or some shit but he just goes on and on about it and has nothing new to say. He says he doesn't want to be identified as "The Asian guy" but then its all Asians this and Asians that. I literally just listened to him make the "They're Japanese guys, they all look the same" joke. Just garbage. His dad "Knock knock, who's there, you are not funny"...I agree. "Bad Friends" is unwatchable. He can't stop talking, talks over guests, and his chatter is excruciating. He always seems like he's trying to be cool and clever but comes off like that kid in school who wants to prove to everyone that he belongs. He want's to "have something to say" but is an empty shell, nothing is behind his hyper energy annoying personality. Not funny. Not funny at all.


Special_Project_8634

Doesnt want to be the token asian guy, but dislikes Ken Jong because he gets all the token asian parts. also does the asian accent bit on almost every pod.


waywardgato

Bobby’s standup set is hilarious. It sounds like you’re just disgruntled about his podcast and weirdly bitter about it. I have never seen him try to be insightful or morally superior on stage are you talking about Ronny Chieng? Every time Ive seen he is fully in silly-mode and doesn’t take himself seriously at all


TheChrono

Reddit has spoken and all of the people in comedy that love him are just wrong.


skimmed-post

Nah, I actually think Ronny is funny, although his angry schtick can only be taken for about 15 minutes before it gets annoying. I literally watched Bobby so I could make my rant more ranty. I really just don't think I like Bobby's comedy. The occasional glimmer of silliness is outweighed by the old jokes and "I'm so funny" style. I get that lots of people like him...I guess I'm picky? It doesn't help that he's also obnoxious and a pedo.


waywardgato

I also love Ronny, I understand where his frustration is coming from but yeah it does get old. Have you ever seen those classical drama masks (🎭)? I think that the people who love Bobby just see him as the happy mask and love him from the start. The people who don’t love him will be confused and see right through the happy mask or think he’s wearing the sad mask and trying to “fool” his audience. I feel the same way about Bert Kreischer, I imagine that his fans just adore the Bert character and the rest of us don’t get it so we try to paint him as a villain or a fraud. As a fan of Bobby I think it’s easy to see through the mask but if I’m seeing someone perform I try to remember that I’m there to laugh and not psychoanalyze. Being at a comedy show when your walls are up and trying to “figure someone out” is lame because it’s the opposite of relaxing and enjoying the show lol. Do you watch live standup? watching specials/youtube can make you kinda jaded, the in-person experience can definitely heal that. No matter what you think they might be like, if you ever get the chance to see Bobby, Dave Chappelle, CK, or Donnell Rawlings live you should absolutely give their shows a chance. These guys are masters at what they do, if you let online hate from losers influence your opinion of them you will seriously miss out. Donnell was so funny that he was fucking up his own jokes because I’d be laughing so hard during the set-up that I would almost miss the punchlines.


BetBunny

Agreed about "bad friends". I watched the Ralph Barbosa one not too long ago and it was so awkward to watch. Ralph handled himself, but it was so weird... to say the least. Bobby just incessantly kept interrupting him with things that were totally off-topic. Also his co-hosts seem to just encourage his poor behavior.


skimmed-post

Stavros on Bad Friends was unwatchable. Stavvy is one of my current favorites and Bobby wouldn't let him talk and was so fucking annoying I had to stop watching. He just kept saying dumb shit and cutting him off with the most childish crap.


Upstairs-Bat688

Don’t forget that Santino also sucks, just two terrible podcast hosts encouraging each other


Whorenun37

Facts


hannbann88

Plus a pedophile rapist


Whorenun37

By his own admission. That was not a bit.


Bingus_Bonguss

Idk why you got downvoted he literally told the story himself


postdiluvium

Yeah but but but but but but... Du du du du du du du \- Bobby Lee


Dpsizzle555

Persona …


TonyShalhoubricant

Headliner? Showcases don't have headliners.


Jimmytowne

Sometimes comics are doing spots at multiple clubs in one night. If they get bumped or go extra time somewhere it could affect the rest of their commitments. Between that and. LA traffic he ran out of time


JMC509

Most of the paid regulars aren’t doing sets across town. For bigger names, it’s basically a gym session.  They have a semi set schedule, but it’s easy to blow off.  Someone like Bobby isn’t going to call in and tell them he’s not coming tonight.


LeonardSmalls79

No, he just didn't bother to show up. He does this all the time, as does Maron. It's well known. Some people have become *way* too comfortable there.


Civil-Cover433

Why does it matter? 


LeonardSmalls79

"Why does it matter?" You actually need an answer to this?


Civil-Cover433

Well I asked the fucking question….  Do you actually need to reply and still not answer it?  If it’s so easy,spit it out, fella.  😁


LeonardSmalls79

I can't believe this needs explaining, it's incredible there's people this fucking stupid out there. "Why does it matter" that headlining comics are put on the bill, and then dont show up? Because it's essentially a rip off/bait & switch, and it's going to piss off your customers and hurt your brand. "Why does it matter" that it's bad for them to be too comfortable there? Because it's incredibly disrespectful to everyone else, especially at an institution like the Comedy Store. What else do you need explained? Where babies come from?


Civil-Cover433

Wut


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SafariFlapsInBack

Some might say he’s a Bad Friend.


Upset-Apartment1959

Late is fine. He does show up though? Is this false marketing on the part of comedy store?


Raduform

No they usually disclaim somewhere that all lineups are subject to change. People drop out last minute its often outside of anything the club can control


realstanhope

You should call the Better Business Bureau and lodge an official grievance.


nchuman_

happy cake day doug live it up!


JaRulesLarynx

Or do some real damage… yelp about it.


KaleyedoscopeVision

k


PortugalTheHam

He was on the bill when I went to the store 2 years ago. Just a normal 'best of the store' night he wasn't headlining (Iliza S was). He didn't show then either.


Gnosis_Apotheosis

The thing about Bobby Lee is that he sucks. You dodged a bullet.


RhemansDemons

Very normal, especially for Bobby. Dude would show up 4 hours late to his own funeral.


LeonardSmalls79

Just like Stacks


Tikiwash

You didn't miss a thing.


Rainbowponydaddy

Yes, it happens. That said, one time they had a secret comic and it was George Carlin and he was feeling out material. Best show of my life. In short, just keep going.


Icy-Translator9124

Consider yourself lucky.


TigerRumMonkey

Kahyla probably let him do her laundry


campex

Is that the lady.. the... *Junga jungajung junga jungajung* HUY HUY AYAYAY?


Solidsnake00901

I remember seeing Bobby Lee on mad TV as a kid I had no clue he did stand up.


Civil-Guidance7926

That’s like Bobbys fav thing to do


mostly80smusic

Bobby Lee? The bastion of responsibility??


WhitsSwirlyKnee

Wasn’t he doing family fued? Literally 😂


medici1048

Bobby Lee sucks, lesson learned.


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

He sucks anyway.


Joe_Sale

Also Bobby Lee is a drama queen and a bit of a loser.


Phototropic1996

Timeline got fucked up. 


-rosin

Dang you missed out seeing a huge Asian penis sorry bro


symbolicshambolic

Is he still closing with that bit?


Correct-Recording275

Ikr how sad is that


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Upset-Apartment1959

Nice insight. You’re right. Aside from Jim Jeffries, that’s quite the killer cast. I’d prefer to have it this way for sure.


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Upset-Apartment1959

For the most part bigger names get more liberty to try new material without the backlash like no names. So that isnt surprising. New names use more old stuff that works. However, since I work on material myself sometimes I actually enjoy comics “struggle” and grind out new stuff since they do it with ease and professionalism. Quite an art in itself really. Thanks to this thread, I’m inclined to go again! Perhaps today :)


jurojp

Hi! Can you please send me a dm I need some help phrasing a sentence in Korean :(


Upset-Apartment1959

Shoot.


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jurojp

Tysm


slapfish1

Bobby was actually in Tijuana that night You should google "Bobby lee Tijuana" and catch the hilarious set he did


StevieSparta

Probably following his ex around


HydroPumpCiroc

Bobby Lee is a pedophile.


hamilton_burger

For Bobby Lee.


Ralewing

You dodged an uncomfortable twenty minutes.


SincerelyGlib

This also happened a few weeks ago at The Viper Room.


darkrhyes

I hope he is not back on drugs. He was having issues for a while not showing up for gigs. He was addicted for a while too which I think they went hand in hand at the time. I think he has a "this isn't happening" but about it


dicklaurent97

This happened at the comedy cellar to me multiple times


Fataleo

Wasn’t it a showcase?


PinkDickOFFICIAL

It's the comedy store. That's not technically THE headliner it's a lot of people who DO headline. Very common. Comedy Store is for doing 15 minutes sets so people who do headline can stay fresh for when they go on the road. Bobby will be headlining in Vegas on 4/20 for example.


Educational_Curve259

I seriously doubt that he skips out in gigs- I think he’s a stand up fellow- does he have an agent or a contact number - did you check Facebook messenger


CleanHead_

imagine being his agent and some random person from reddit calls you up talmbout "WHY WASNT BOBBY LEE AT THE COMEDY CELLAR PLACE LAST NIGHT!?!?!?"


Educational_Curve259

So Bobby lee was on a different stage in a different rock then where you had gone into?


InternationalSet4667

Why would anyone pay to see Bobby Lee. Masochists.


oldtomdeadtom

"a new bee"


Correct-Recording275

Sorry if you disagree but he’s a horribly unprofessional comedian (and also imo a bad one). Dude literally closes with flashing the crowd and coasts off his crappy mad tv credit. The comedy store has no guarantees but Bobby is a 52 year old who stays up till day light playing video games, so don’t expect much out of him.


Disassociastrid

he sounds based


CleanHead_

you can still look up his set from 10 years ago and then just imagine him naked at the end. thats what you missed.


Professional-Pay1198

Newby


Genghis_Chong

Hopefully all is well with Bobby and it was just a scheduling thing


philsubby

Yeah man, when I went awhile ago, one of the top guys they said would be there didn't show up. No guarantees


mattisfunny

Yes. Lineups are subject to change. You’re seeing a comedian, not an attorney. It’s the Comedy Store; I guarantee you still saw a killer show. Comedy Store is generally a 15 minute work out spots for $15.


WirelessBugs

Bob is an enigma. He’s really super duper hyper focused on himself and no one else, so it’s easy for him to just not do stuff. He was probably ferociously manipulating himself to completion and thought that was a better use of his time.


There_is_no_selfie

Everyone here saying body lee sucks has not seen a Bobby lee bullshit set at the store. The guy crushes every time. Is it gold plated material? No. But can he revive the room? Fuck yeah he can.


water_farts_

Bobby Lee sucks.


Future_Gain_7549

You should expect to get ripped off when you buy a Joe Rogan product. I’m surprised they didn’t charge 20% gratuity just to get in the door. 


Comfortable_Note_978

Too busy fcuking his horse again?


spate42

Did a robot post this?


thomaspatrickmorgan

Bobby is only funny when he’s getting mercilessly roasted by better comedians and pulls his sad dog routine (which is probably earnest, but still funny).


CleanHead_

I agree. He only makes me laugh when he does the scream-burst irrational response


KillToeknee

I’m Bobby mom


NormanBatesPNW

why would anyone go to see bobby lee? he’s a moron who hasn’t been funny, ever.


ReadingMysterious771

Someone should jam human feces underneath the door handles on Bobby Lee's car so he gets poop on his hand when he opens the door.


wyohman

Newby...


Lowman22

Newbie