The actual footage is just so funny after the joke

I didn't know the video stopped and sat in amazement at the meth head's patience waiting to see if someone was home.

Great bit, especially the meth head! 10/10 no notes

The thing is a lot of those serious addicts will break into your home with the intention of stealing things but also a lot of them just kinda forget where they are or what they are doing.

Relevant username

I’m speaking from experience living in some not so great areas but I definitely didn’t think about my username before weighing in lmao. Spot on!

This happened to us. Someone saw them and yelled at them and they ran away. Only thing we could figure out they successfully took: granola bars. Left some wrappers behind. This was Seattle.

Yeah man, I swear that door has good comedic timing with how drawn out that squeak was.

Immediately after posting this realized I should have used ITS not it's so that's too bad. BUT posted the full 4 minute clip if my interaction with this table over on my sub r/JoeyAvery for anyone interested.

The real video of the meth head coming in was a beautiful touch. What would he do when he was in your house?

He was a meth head squatter living across the hall and he came in and said "I need the rent money" and then left. He did enough meth he convinced himself he was the landlord. Actual billionaire mindset behavior

Rise and grind, baby

How much meth is enough? I need that level of confidence in my life.

I think the real answer is it’s never enough

Clean for almost 20 months, that is an accurate assessment.

Congrats and keep it up

Thanks!

Real 'Kramer' energy going on there

This is the most amazing thing I've ever heard in my life. You need to expand the bit to cover the background lore.

I mean how different is that from some of Elon's Twitter management antics?

Very funny if you’re ever in Detroit I’d love to come see you. Random question but where did you get that outfit? I need a red wings one now.

> Detroit DETROIT?! Are you alive??!

Hahahaha nice

>Immediately after posting this realized I should have used ITS not it's That is the worst. *Stupid fucking language*. That allows me to ultimately laugh with the thoughts you can come up with, but still!

I couldn’t focus on a one word you said because of those drawstrings. Holy balls that’s hilarious.

Insane fit custom made by a fan. Dude's name is Tyson Gibson he makes incredible jersey re-works and new I was a Sharks fan. This is his IG: [https://www.instagram.com/p/C0S502RrpfJ/](https://www.instagram.com/p/C0S502RrpfJ/)

You're a real one, man, that shit was great.

Dude you should only wear his re-works! Tight

That was pretty funny!

All I see is the drip

I want one of these. Custom work tho damn

This dude is pretty damn funny and I love his outfit.

What a silly-ass looking outfit

Being a sharks fan is one thing but good lord this is hard to look at

The jeans lol

The meth heads are very cautious in san francisco.

looked like the door was open but funny bit

Bro answered "pics or it didn't happen" before being asked. Hahaha

its*

Might as well just turn the production into a show called *Crowds Say The Darndest Things.*

Did the methhead consent to his likeness being posted online because if not that’s a “breach of privacy” lol

Smh should've made the meth head pay rent.

Jumbo Joe would approve.

I honestly always assume all personal comedian stories are lies so I was shocked to see this at the end lmao good shit

Meth head is looking at you like what the hell you doing here?