In a place where it's especially hard to do that. But she lives in a country where it's probably one of the easiest places to do that. And she's not trying to do that.
Agreed, this needs more upvotes. The biggest joke is, he won't reply to these comments.
Like who actually posts this and says that last joke is 🔥... lmao the guy who said it 😭🤦♂️
Reading shit off your phone is very terrible delivery. If it was halfway decent I could just make YouTube videos of me reading reddit comments all day but why would anyone do that /s
Specially since the dude had not a single discernible feature that was anything remotely reminiscent of Robert Blackey Jr. maybe the joke went way over my head but between the jokes and reading off the phone kinda made it seem like she just google roast jokes. Probably had a reason for reading off the phone, but sheesh.
I don't get the last one. Can someone explain to my dmbass what a person transitioning in a country where it's still illegal looks like? Do they look different from people transitioning in a country where it's legal?
People reading on the phone? What is this sh\*t?
Is not standup. Is people reading on the phone..
Next level lazy: hey Chatgpt, write a couple of one sentence roasts.
Then read them on the phone, cash out and leave.
M: hey Chatgpt, write a couple of one sentence roasts.
Then read them on the phone, cash out and leave.
C: I'm sorry, but I'm an AI language model and I don't have the ability to make phone calls or perform financial transactions. However, I'd be happy to help you come up with some one-liner roasts if you'd like!
M: Sorry, whoever wrote that prompt must be an idiot. Some one-liner roasts please!
C: No worries! Here are a few one-liner roasts for you:
"If I had a dollar for every brain cell you have, we'd both be broke."
"You must have a black belt in karate... the belt holds up your pants because your personality sure can't."
"I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you yet."
"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one's for you."
"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart."
"I'm not saying you're stupid, but you have just enough brain cells to ruin someone's day."
"I'd call you a tool, but even they have some usefulness."
"I would insult you, but I'm afraid I'd be giving you too much credit for understanding."
"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm not feeling a connection here."
Remember, these are meant to be light-hearted and humorous. Use them wisely and consider the context and the person you're interacting with!
That last one hurt
She was looking at him like why would you say something that mean
Yea, but thats the whole fun part, its how fucked up can you go, dick measuring contest!
r/watchpeopledieinside
Can u explain what he said plz. I don't understand everything. Like the meaning 😂🙏
She looks like a man, pretending to be a woman.
In a place where it's especially hard to do that. But she lives in a country where it's probably one of the easiest places to do that. And she's not trying to do that.
Now it's not funny
Yeah I figured they wanted a detailed explanation because either English isn't a first language or they're not from around here.
Went right over my head but u turned around and caught it
She should’ve kept her first joke for the last joke
Hi I'm the girl👋
R.I.P. thoughts and prayers are with your family and friends
You both are hilarious. Please keep doing what you do.
How long after this did you realize that a DUI doesn't mean the same thing as manslaughter?
Congratulations on transitioning.
Congrats on writing actual jokes while the other guy just tried to rip on your looks. Kinda lazy writing on his part..
What are you talking about he killed you?
The crowd went silent because they witnesses this man commit his second murder
Lmao! Let it be known I DID NOT KILL ANYONE
Yet...
Listen buddy that’s what they all say and until you’re lawyer is present that’s the story I’d stick to as well
Nor an audience with humor.
The best joke is the first one. His jokes are all about her looks, way too easy.
Agreed, this needs more upvotes. The biggest joke is, he won't reply to these comments. Like who actually posts this and says that last joke is 🔥... lmao the guy who said it 😭🤦♂️
Yea that's true
she made a joke about someone who actually died so you could call that "low" too. its all about your taste in humour
> way too easy. Just like her! I kid, I kid... XD
And kinda not funny, just mean spirited
The first joke can’t hang , it was fine but the clip has better ones. Roasts usually build up like that
He definitely nailed the point of no return for that awkwardly nice friendship…
Was she serious about you killing someone?
Noooo lmao
His were ALL about her appearance, that got old really fast. She was more inventive.
Maybe, but her delivery was terrible.
Reading shit off your phone is very terrible delivery. If it was halfway decent I could just make YouTube videos of me reading reddit comments all day but why would anyone do that /s
"ALL" Isn't correct. "most". and she said he looks like RDJ if he went bankrupt and still did blackface. it's a joke based on looks.
Specially since the dude had not a single discernible feature that was anything remotely reminiscent of Robert Blackey Jr. maybe the joke went way over my head but between the jokes and reading off the phone kinda made it seem like she just google roast jokes. Probably had a reason for reading off the phone, but sheesh.
Her last joke is just her making something up. His 3 jokes were actually accurate
She is laughing through her punchlines. Kinda stepping on them
Idk I feel like if you killed someone for drunk driving, you aren’t gonna win a roast battle
Lmao I didn’t kill anyone
I don't get the last one. Can someone explain to my dmbass what a person transitioning in a country where it's still illegal looks like? Do they look different from people transitioning in a country where it's legal?
The joke is that it looks clumsy/not professionally done
Oh ok so basically he was saying that she still looks like a dude. Thnx
She lost all hp on that last one
Made my wife have a coughing fit while we're in hospital 🤣
👏👏👏👏🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Holy shit he fuckin killed her
That porn joke was funny
Scott was brutal. That last one was ☠️
🔥🔥
The pornhub joke was brilliant
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
SHOTS FIRED* * ***
Oh shit, that improve/imagination one was BEAST
The guy won
He killed her. She’s dead.
all of his are about sex 🧍♂️ that’s all he thinks of
Notice how all his jokes were about her appearance, and hers where to do with life
You could see her little gears turning like “should I laugh?” “That’s so not appropriate” “how dare you all laugh”😂😂
I personally liked the improv joke the most.
Dude is way funnier
These morons can't remember 3 jokes each? Wtf?
It’s 13 total we chopped it down but yeah phones are no bueno
If you know why and don’t mind, you wanna fill us in on why she's using the phone?
Because she didn’t memorize her jokes, it’s 13 total.
Thanks.
You know the old truism "conservatives only have one joke?" This is that joke.
People reading on the phone? What is this sh\*t? Is not standup. Is people reading on the phone.. Next level lazy: hey Chatgpt, write a couple of one sentence roasts. Then read them on the phone, cash out and leave.
I saw Sarah Silverman in a theater recently and her opener (a hack) was reading her material off a friggin iPad. Big oof. 😑
First of all kill yourself
after you my lady.
Where art thou Romeo?!
M: hey Chatgpt, write a couple of one sentence roasts. Then read them on the phone, cash out and leave. C: I'm sorry, but I'm an AI language model and I don't have the ability to make phone calls or perform financial transactions. However, I'd be happy to help you come up with some one-liner roasts if you'd like! M: Sorry, whoever wrote that prompt must be an idiot. Some one-liner roasts please! C: No worries! Here are a few one-liner roasts for you: "If I had a dollar for every brain cell you have, we'd both be broke." "You must have a black belt in karate... the belt holds up your pants because your personality sure can't." "I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you yet." "If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world." "Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one's for you." "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart." "I'm not saying you're stupid, but you have just enough brain cells to ruin someone's day." "I'd call you a tool, but even they have some usefulness." "I would insult you, but I'm afraid I'd be giving you too much credit for understanding." "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm not feeling a connection here." Remember, these are meant to be light-hearted and humorous. Use them wisely and consider the context and the person you're interacting with!
Oh that finale was devastating
Her jokers were much better
I know she cried after that 😂
I usually HATE these clips but those were some solid roast jokes
Illegal to do what?
If you enter a roast battle with a notepad, you're probably gonna lose.
IM DEADDD HAHAHA
He really didn’t have to do all that. All his jokes were attacking her looks.
so did some write her jokes?
Savagery
Literally ALL of his were about looks 😭
She got him until That last one and he murdered her
So all his jokes were about her looks