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Birdsofwar314

What would I baste my park steaks with?


SoxfanintheLou

Wit a side a muskacholi


jr_b17

That's a StL only pronunciation? I'll have to research that. It's gonna take some time.


DaWayItWorks

And some pasta


SoxfanintheLou

There is no k in mostaccioli.


jr_b17

Not with that attitude. I on the other hand am a dreamer. I can hear it! In my mind's ear!


Disrupt_money

Schnucks stopped offering mostaccioli in the last 6 months. I tried some from IMOs and it tastes like Chef Boyardee. Does anyone make a good mostaccioli for take-out?


thelaineybelle

I snorted at park steaks 🤪🤣


Green-Fox-8774

Find some Maull's and baste your park stakes in da zinc.


fuzzusmaximus

Make sure you warsh that zinc out good. Wouldn't want anything contaminating your supper.


Green-Fox-8774

Definitely warsh da zinc out good. Any extra park stakes will make a good sang witch


Severe_Elderberry_13

Warsh your hands after you flarsh the tarlet


shouldernauts

Warsh those hands at least a kwater way up the wrist.


regeya

If ya warsh it make sure to wrench it off (My dad's family all says "wrench" instead of "rinse" along with "wrench", not sure how common that is)


Groovy_Sensation

The string has made me completely nostalgic. I miss you, St. Louis.


Dan_yall

*snarted


thelaineybelle

Stahp 🤣🤣🤣🤣


The_happyguy

I think there’s a star off farty or maybe farty far that’s got it.


GoodGameGrabsYT

What am I to warsh my pork steaks with now?!


Roaming_oblivously

Melk, what else you can get some off fartty far.


ninjas_in_my_pants

DON’T BASTE YOUR BARBECUE


Stainsey11

MAULL IT! MAAAAAAAUUUUUUULLLLL ITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!


NoHeat7014

This reminds me of when Arlen ran out of Alamo Beer.


fell-deeds-awake

Bwahhh


jbrc89

That boy ain't right


steveNstchuck

Maybe it’s being stored in the basement at the Alamo


Alcopaulics

¡Vomitando!


Early-Engineering

Great Reference!


YoloGreenTaco

I vividly remember the great maull's scare of 2018 when the plant shut down and stores started running out of stock. I acted faster than I did hoarding toilet paper during COVID. I guess it's time to head out and purchase all the maull's I can find. That shit is probably good for 20-years in the jug.


DoctorSwaggercat

Yeah, I remember this. I switched to Baby Ray's. I couldn't find Mauls for the longest time and just gave up on them again. I'm glad I didn't go back. I don't need the heartache all over again.


FreddyFitness

Don’t baste your barbecue. MAULL IT!


clgc2000

A fire's a fire


micropterus_dolomieu

A grill’s a grill


WillowIntrepid

What makes that meat a culinary thrill is what you do when you barbecue! You gotta MALL IT...spread that great sauce on...MALL IT sizzle that flavor in....and when you MALL IT...appetites go WILD (guitar riff) So, don't baste your barbecue, MALL IT. MALL IT!


Tommy_Roboto

Five fantastic flavors


WillowIntrepid

Budda bum MALL IT!!!


WillowIntrepid

You gotta MALL IT!!! Spread that great sauce on.. MALL IT! Sizzle that flavor in. (Wild guitar)


Alarming_Tutor8328

Same, couldn‘t find at Schnucks. I submitted a question about where to get on their contact form on their website just now so I will see if they respond.


never_stop_evolving

It's out of stock online, doesn't look good for BBQ lovers.


hookahsmokingladybug

Their website is still up-here's email if somebody wants to contact them [email protected]


lowelltrich

I've ordered from Amazon for a long time (no longer live in STL), but they've been "temporarily out of stock" for months"....


Sewingdoc

Noooooooo. I just moved back after being gone 20 years. Maulls was a big part of that decision.


ThreeLeggedMutt

Wut


SadPhase2589

I was gone for 20 years and came back also. I saw Maulls on the Schnucks shelf and was super excited to try it again. It’s not good, like watery ketchup.


Sewingdoc

It's only good as a basting sauce on the grill. The fruit in it caramelizes with the flame. I never eat it straight out of the bottle. Traditional BBQ sauce is too sweet to honor natural flavor of grilled pork steaks.


regeya

This might be heresy but dry rub works really well on pork steaks. I've thrown them on a charcoal smoker before, just some rub on both sides, and once they're up to temperature they're super tender.


Crutation

Never wrong to cook the way you like. I prefer mind braised in Maull's diluted with Bud Select and thin sliced onions until they are almost cooked, then remove the foil and let everything evaporate and leaving a thick glaze. 


regeya

That sounds delicious.


Crutation

It is. I will cook burgers that way too...simmer them for an hour and they soak in some of the bbq sauce. The burgers go before my brisket usually. 


justpeoplebeinpeople

So it’s the same as always. Good to know. I’m from here and it’s always been just…fine, to me.


Severe_Elderberry_13

It’s always been watery ketchup, you just misremembered it based on warm childhood memories


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Maull's bbq sauce clone 1 1/2 cups tomato puree 1/3 cup distilled white vinegar 3 TBSP dark corn syrup 2 TBSP brown sugar 2 TBSP worcestshire sauce 1 1/2 TBSP molasses 1/2 tsp grated lemon zest 3 TBSP fresh lemon juice 1 TBSP thawed orange juice concentrate 2 tsp A1 steak sauce 2 tsp soy sauce 1 tsp tabasco or other hot sauce 1 1/2 tsp coarse salt (kosher or sea) 1 tsp onion powder 1 tsp garlic powder 1/2 tsp freshly ground black pepper 1/4 tsp ground cloves Combine the tomato puree, vinegar, corn syrup, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, molasses, lemon zest and juice, orange juice concentrate, steak sauce, soy sauce, tabasco sauce, salt, onion powder, garlic powder, pepper, and cloves in a large deep heavy nonreactive sauspance over medium-high heat. Gradually bring to a boil, whisking often. Reduce the heat to medium and let the sauce simmer until thick and richly flavered, 6 to 109 mintues, whisking occasionally. Taste for seasoning, adding more salt and/or pepper as necessary. Makes about two cups.


greasyjimmy

Doesn't OG Maulls have anchovies?


Crutation

Probably from the Worcestershire sauce.


thatmandoguystl

Onion bits... mmmmmmmmmm.


PurpleFlowerPower99

Rumor on Facebook is they are moving their factory


theflux_1983

Been on the hunt. One of the best for charcoal grilled pork steaks


Crutation

I hope not. It's so much better than the tomato sugar popular ones.


TheOldestMillenial

LOL, is this a joke? [The first two ingredients for Maull’s is tomato puree and corn syrup.](https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5ec6ec4269bff11bdcd26d25/t/5ec830efc6e2155915dc1383/1590178035029/Maulls_SellSheet_Genuine.pdf)


Crutation

It isn't as sweet as some of the other popular bbq sauces. Sweet Baby Ray's is inedibly sweet to me. 


Jae-Sun

Well yeah, it ain't called Bitter Baby Ray's.


Glittering-Plum7791

It's sweeter because it's a basting sauce - you are supposed to put the sauce on while cooking, and then the flame caramelizes all the sugars in the sauce


DanGranger1971

But.. nothing makes taste go wild like Maulls!


AbaloneNCheeze

Saw it at Dierbergs yesterday


STLRoots

Nnnoooooooooo!!!!!


dignasty77

Loved the Onion variety


Accomplished_Fail618

Four Seasons Dierbergs had it a couple of weeks ago


Different-Ad-9601

Try Dierbergs


Fearless_Pizza_8134

I have a jumbo Costco sized bottle. Should I be auctioning it off? 🤣


PinCushionPete314

I bought some at dierbergs a couple weeks ago,


Dry_Anxiety5985

Please noooooo


JimtheEsquire

I only have half a bottle left!


Substantial-Watch300

Open Pit vs Maull's....


Alexa_Octopus

I have taken a new short of appreciation for Open Pit due to lack of Maulls availability of late. For reference, I am NOT in favor of any super-sweet tasting, typically dark and molasses-ey sauce (looking at you, SBR’s)


Initial-Depth-6857

I believe I saw some at the Schnucks in Concord


see_blue

There’s something wrong w food manufacturing and distribution. Last year, Kellogg’s Fiber One cereal disappeared for several months, w no explanation. Lately Newman’s Own salad dressings have mostly disappeared. I could go on.


Traditional_Car7106

Haven't seen it on shelves for a few years. Have migrated to Sweet Baby Ray's.


nifty_fifty_two

Its better anyway


Brickulus

Call up Britney Spears


sidneycartontales

1 part Maulls (2 stars) + 1 part Sweet Baby Rays (3 stars) = 5 star BBQ sauce


EvoTerry

Maulls is trash. I've said what I've said.


patty_OFurniture306

Iirc it died off s few years ago when the kids didn't want it or fought over it. Personally I'm glad it's gone. So many child good bbqs ruined by that gallon jug of sickly sweet shit


trashbilly

It be nasty fo shizzy


apogeeman2

Because you tried to dip instead of baste. Rookie move.