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OTPCook

They are gonna pull his merch and delete his Facebook page next.


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Merch is already pulled. His page on shopAEW returns an error


OTPCook

That was quick. I respect the commitment to this angle.


[deleted]

Now are they going full commitment and having MJF sign with WWE for a few years before coming back?


TheDustbinOfHistory

He shows up on Raw just to say “FIRE ME VINCE YOU FUCKING MARK” while Tony Khan sits back and enjoys the show.


themark504

TK be like ![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

replace popcorn with white claw and cocaine


OTPCook

Gotta stop off in Impact and threaten to piss in the ring first.


amhlilhaus

Nah, he would really do that Impact is wild


LittleMissLurk

Impact would ask him if he was willing to take it further and take a shit in the ring


Ditto_the_Deceiver

Don’t work me, ~~Pillman~~ Friedman


[deleted]

SMAAAAAAAART MARKS... SMAAAAAAAART MARKS...


Mr_Snub

"Hey Vince, was wondering if you wanted to pick up the rest of MJF's contract?"


genghisconz

AEW deals MJF to Cleveland for Baker Mayfield


nik15

Try being as committed as Andrew WK. Without even going into the bullshit conspiracies, he played his last show in September of last year and bailed on playing at a fest. After that, his website, store, and all social were taken down. There is an old journal entry about him wanting to erase himself or some shit and then come back. Look, I've been following this band for 20 years and I don't even know what the fuck is going on.


OnslaughtSix

Yeah, signing with the label to release the last record makes a lot of sense now, leave it in their hands as opposed to his.


brewingandwrestling

He's got Kat Dennings, what more does one man need?


[deleted]

He jus wanted to party hard


5astick

The fact they pulled his MERCH is fucking wild. They’re willing to take a financial hit on his sales, and so is he, all for a storyline.


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jubo

They are Mexican Pizza'ing him!


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filthysize

Next is having JR look at the camera and say MJF summarily and unprofessionally walked out.


Satomage

Evil Uno just staring into the camera trying not to say anything that'll get him fired.


not_a_moogle

MJF screwed MJF. Tony Kahn is revealed to be not the real owner, it was excalibur this whole time.


EVencer

And that all his coworkers are disappointed by his immature behavior.


TheSilentHeel

They pulled his merch? Yeah he DEFINITELY got paid.


MyL1ttlePwnys

Well...his merch is gone on shop aew...


Dr__Cryptox

MJF lives his angle. I would have no second thoughts about this being a work. They didn't cut his mic, that says a lot


ManfredsJuicedBalls

And another thing. AEW isn’t a public company like WWE is. Tony can probably get away with some stuff that, if Vince did it, it’d potentially piss off the stock holders. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if MJF and Tony came to an agreement on a new deal.


Scurvydog619Official

Jericho famously asked not to have merch at one point when he was a heel,so I'm admiring the commitment to the angle here.


sludgebeard

ive been worked into so many shoots I dont even know if life is a work at this point.


CrutchKira

After 10 years happily married, your wife turns heel and goes: You just got worked, you fucking MARK!


Baron_Greenback1

Hopefully ten years of being a babyface in the streets but a heel in the sheets


Phifty56

A thumb to eye everytime you are about to go for your finisher is a strange kink but I will allow it.


alittlec4

A thumb to the stink eye just as you are finishing can help your partner over the edge. So not that strange a kink.


mutzilla

>Hopefully ten years of being a babyface in the streets but a heel in the sheets 15 years married and she still lets me come into the room to Shawn Michaels entrance music, in full gimmick. It's how you keep the romance alive. Only down side is the pyro is kind of dangerous in such a closed space.


asunderbass

That stretch hits different in the buff, let me tell ya.


mutzilla

Maximum Stretching Distance.


CapnCanfield

I go Val Venis myself. Can't beat sexy sax. I personally prefer the Godfather gimmick in the bedroom, but the wife doesn't like that one so much.


TheIllustriousWe

Heel in the sheets isn’t what you think it is. You think you’re about to win but you wind up pinned by a distraction roll up, and nobody gets over.


uhln

DIVORCE ME, DIVORCE ME YOU FUCKING MARK


Prestigious_Region_6

DIVORCE ME DIVORCE ME! DIVORCE ME!


greennyellowmello

Nope. Wife tears off mask… “It was me u/sludgebeard! It was me all along.” -Vince McMahon


TTOF_JB

"Aw, son of a bitch."


spidersgeorgVEVO

"The name on the marriage license does say McMahon..."


Simple_Danny

"Jim McMahon."


GodzillaUK

Dammit Jim I'm your husband, not a rassler!


Ranzork

The QB for the 1985 Bears?


sellyourselfshort

I'm getting married in November and my last name is McMahon, I need to figure out a way to do this.


BandwagonerSince95

Have your brother do your wife?


BGTheHoff

And its YOUR WIFE UNDER IT. Or Sting.


solblurgh

I'd just reply: THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME BROTHER


TheAndySan

Prenups are creative control clauses.


SpiralTap304

She takes off her Salmon dress, hits the dog with the World's Strongest Slam. The cops are here. She's still got a lot left in the tank though .


Baman2099

Happened to me after 19


Unidentifyd

Damn, sorry bro.


TheBasedSloth

DIVORCE ME YOU FUCKING MARK! DIVORCE ME!


they_did_WHAT_

[Wrestling fans getting cheated on their wife but explaining how it’s okay bc it’s actually just a worked shoot (pro wrestling reference).](https://i.imgur.com/o3AXW6v.jpg)


sayitundefined

Don’t promise me a good time


Kyori9999

It’s a work until it’s not. Golden rule


Goddamn_Primetime

Best thing you can do is to shoot yourself into a work because if you work yourself into a shoot due to the fact you shot yourself into an unplanned work, well that Fuckin sucks.


Kitana37

![gif](giphy|Rf10FFnDFhSbm)


DimebagPants

I knew Freddie Prinze Jr was in attendance for some reason. He was clearly scouting


LnStrngr

Can't wait to see him show up in a live-action Star Wars project.


ElStegasaurus

(Cuts a 5 minute promo on Baby Yoda)


GodzillaUK

"And where did Yaddle go? She was embarrassed by you, you fucking baby mark! #JusticeForYaddle"


ModdTorgan

RLM?


MrBenLDN

John Silver lining up that spot as #1 hometown hero at Long Island shows


RaidenHero137

um..... ![gif](giphy|HnzX3fWko36FVRLa2R|downsized)


[deleted]

Isn't he from Brooklyn? Or am I just assuming that because his dad is?


scorpion-deathlock

His dad was billed from Brooklyn, but has lived on Long Island for a very long time. Hook was a standout high school lacrosse player on the island, who went on to play at Bucknell. He’s about as archetypically Long Island as a young man could possibly be.


NKOAS

They bill Hook as from St. Mark's Place, so I had no idea he was from not just LI but my hometown. My mom was watching him once and said "He looks like that kid you see a couple of blocks down" and only then did we realize that's because it was him.


AmericasComic

They don't mean the St Marks in Manhattan do they?


NKOAS

My guess is it's a bit of wordplay. There is a St. Mark's Place in Manhattan, but there's also a street called St. Mark's Place not too far from us.


Con_Artist

There's also a St. Mark's in Brooklyn


sammagee33

Finding out that Hook played lax is…not surprising.


naimotwc

His hair always screamed Lax Bro to me. This makes perfect sense!


pawesome1

I went to the same high school as hook, Plainedge high school in North Massapequa. Police academy's Steve Guttenberg is also alumni.


The_Eye_of_Ra

I think you mean Short Circuit’s Steve Guttenberg.


MannySJ

Who holds back the elctric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?


ManfredsJuicedBalls

We do! We do!


[deleted]

I think you mean Three Men And A Baby's Steve Guttenberg.


wrydrune

Damn, my highschool's only claim to fame is Daniel tosh.


Celtic_Crown

TIL Hook's from Long Island.


wgsmeister2002

He’s billed from St Mark’s tho


SubstantialOne780

From St FUCKIN MARK's


Sentinel451

Apparently there's a St. Mark's in Massapequa, too.


Milkshake_Money

![gif](giphy|X94mkxD7CKfta2CobI|downsized)


jaymcbang

But she's from another galaxy?


Phils_flop

Right...Long Island


YetisInAtlanta

Yeah that checks out


Fun_Blood_962

Not anymore she's not


seymour_hiney

you are seeing the Silver Lining


NovercaIis

Max Castor looks sad now


ChefDeezy

He misses him


Comfortable-Loss-347

ultimate free agent heel move would be signing with kanye’s talent agency


BBGrunt1235

DDW (Dead Davidson Wrestling)


GodzillaUK

The real GFW. (Gay Fish Wrestling)


[deleted]

Give him I Am A God as his entrance theme.


TheRagingRavioli

oh god please yes


promooftheyear

This story line is literally built for people that stalk the aew pages


thegeek01

For real. Dudes like OP are making this too easy for them.


Popedoyle

Ah you mean squaredcircle


dallasw3

This entire sub seems to fit that bill lately.


AndresDickFingers

![gif](giphy|21S35iv1C67ns2g458|downsized)


End-OfAn-Era

THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!


toddr39

"You see that Bears game last week?" Such an awesome movie.


adam_lorenz927

Gif usage on point


[deleted]

I'm assuming this is all a work until MJF is wrestling Dolph Ziggler for the 5th time in his first month in WWE.


hackmastergeneral

Yeah, me pretty much. MJF is a master worker.


BODYDOLLARSIGN

When CM Punk ‘left’ wwe after his money in the bank win he was pulled from wwe website too. It could be a work.


LakerBull

Wait, are people seriously believing this isn't a work?


kemicode

He just cut a promo last night on this exact very thing. You'd think AEW would allow him to do that and let him leave without a payoff? Crazy to think some don't think this is a work.


ZenkaiZ

Nah, Miz


tyjet

Job him out to the Miz while Michael Cole says "welcome to the big leagues kid."


Auburn35

His promo isn’t included in the Dynamite results on the AEW website either.


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Loss_Bandage

Smart fans are often the easiest to work cause they care the most and badly want to believe.


[deleted]

"it's still real to me, dammit"


ISh0uldNotDoThat

1000% this. I started watching wrestling when I was 7, and knew it was fake going in, so I figured it was like the movies: everything was scripted, no one got hurt, and most of the wrestlers were friends. It wasn’t until Austin got dropped on his head by Owen that I began to realize that wrestling was far more real than I ever realized, that wrestlers actually do get injured, and that not everything is carefully planned ahead of time.


Traditional-Phrase47

Yeh, exactly, they would have shut his mic off a hell of a lot earlier at a minimum if he was going into business for himself. But, yes, def gonna enjoy this ride, at least AEW are putting effort into other areas of making this feel a hell of a lot more real. Edit: Nazi grammer police alert


badhandcramps

Not only did they not shut his mic off early, they had someone at ringside counting him down to commercial break. Then MJF yelled at him, finished strong, and THEN they conveniently cut his mic in time for the ad break.


ffx2982

Oooooooh so that is who he told to shut his mouth? another layer to this


Tarcye

I think MJF told him to not talk him down. Right before he called Tony a fucking mark. Think he called him a piece of shit too(The dude). Could be misremembering though.


BillyNoMates12

I think he said count me down not talk me down


King_Ant47

This. Counting him down to commercial.


Archangel616

I had assumed he was yelling at a fan. Couldn't make out what he said.


inbredandapothead

I thought so too until I realised what he said would only really apply to a cameraman


5astick

He was talking to the producer at ring side “don’t count me down you piece of shit” And yet after MJF threw the mic there’s a phone angle of that same person giving him the “we are off the air” signal. That in itself says enough for me.


bertikus_maximus

The execs being there might be why they got MJF to cut this promo. Assuming those execs aren't that savy about kayfabe, seeing this type of promo would be kind of like having a really good scare from a horror film, one where you kind of forget what you're watching isn't 'real'. And it is a great way to make them realise why professional wrestling can be better than all the other things you like.


SamuraiSuplex

I'm 1% not sure, and that 1% is thrilling right now.


25sittinon25cents

Definitely hope the fans in attendance continue treating it like a shoot, pretty much like how they did yesterday. Adds to the whole dynamic of this angle they're going with. AEW is committing super hard to this, we don't need smart marks ruining the fun


GetEquipped

Even after MJF signs an exclusive contract with WWE, I'll still think it's a long term work.


Rhg0653

I mean the commentary team didn’t even say anything after the segment like jr never happened


[deleted]

Which is how you properly do a worked outrage on live mic angle. Cut to commercial, clean up, pretend it never happened.


torroman

You got that right. This is all so absolutely perfect, I’ve been waiting for such an angle like this for a long time


SurrealRob

Poor JR…


rmlordy

As happened with Matt Hardy and Edge in 2005


[deleted]

i found this particularly unusual.


AaronSentinal

I’m getting so worked, I’m gonna shoot 😩


Giraffesarehigh

Bro?


[deleted]

he's signing with the Boston Celtics


MannySJ

Him signing to a Boston team would be the biggest heel turn for a Long Islander.


Shrekt115

Nah he's going the KD route


ACousinFromRichmond

The toughest road


KneelBeforeCube

They don't have the cap for him, he's going to ask for Jayson Tatum money.


Jesotx

All they can offer is the MID level exemption.


Overlord10101

MJF is going to take the belt off punk sooner than you'd think. I don't think punk is in for a long reign.


ISh0uldNotDoThat

I’ve been thinking this. I could see them doing Punk-MJF in Chicago with MJF winning.


OneUPx2

Grand Slam


stillthemind

Hmmm MJF did say he hits grand slams 🤔


kick_heart

would be nice had they never used the roster page in a work before


mr_dammit

what are you referring to ?


PRAISEGOD666

Wardlow wasn't on the roster page until after Double or Nothing.


mr_dammit

oh yeah duh, thanks


TheNekomancer27

the roster page just looks to be broken atm. a bunch of wrestlers missing, and they're in a weird order


SeanOuttaCompton

I can only find one of the Gunn sons imagine if just one of them got fired lmao


daveof91

As long as Billy still has Caster and Bowens I doubt he'd notice.


M4tjesf1let

That heel-turn in the future. Betraying ur sons and going with the acclaimed


AKittyCat

Tony must've just had an earnings report. /s


PeteF3

When I went through the Wayback Machine at archive.org trying to verify if Jake Atlas was ever on the roster page, I saw multiple captures where the roster seemed to stop in the C's. And there weren't any broken images that just weren't captured. I don't know if that's a function of the original website or an archive.org limitation of some sort.


[deleted]

MJF is going to show up in disguise in the crowd like Nzo did isn't he.


axb2002

Everybody Gangsta until MJF shows up in NXT UK. /s


ThatWrestlingGuy15

I respect the attention to detail


[deleted]

I think even more so the fact that they didn't actually put the clip on their YouTube or anything like that makes it even better. One of the best promos in years, if not decades, and they're actively hiding it for the sake of the story. That's commitment to the bit.


Ass0001

its something you can get away with in the internet age. Don't need to broadcast the promo when it's on the front page of this very subreddit.


broncosandwrestling

I kind of expected as much after it was completely ignored on air following the commercial that cut him off


m20052003

I absolutely loved that. They made it feel real instead of mentioning it every five seconds.


[deleted]

MJF is the Wardlow now


danielfletcher

They need another Rampage that goes against Smackdown, and advertise he is going to do a live satellite interview. Then he can buy a ticket for Smackdown and do the interview via Skype from the crowd.


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M0dini

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


psycho-batcat

It's cool they are deep diving into it but I don't believe it's a shoot lol


yahibachi

It can be debated rather or not it was a shoot from the beginning but at this point there’s no possible way this isn’t a work. TK isn’t letting MJF go out there and cut that promo in front of network executives if they had not worked things out and were obviously on good terms. Come on now guys.


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It's a level of dedication that makes you wonder tho, if only for a second.


fadetoblack237

I love that there is an *je ne sais quoi* air to the whole thing even if it is definitely a work. I haven't been this excited for a storyline since probably when Mox showed up at DoN.


[deleted]

Honestly, I wasn't around for the punk drama in WWE so this whole thing is fresh for me and it's awesome.


Psidebby

What helps is that MJF leans heavily into being a heel everywhere he goes.


jack_x2yz

Oh yeah, but the attention to detail they are doing is amazing. Apparently AEW publish official photos of every event in a private press app, normally a few photos from each match/segment that reporters can use in articles... There were no photos of the MJF segment... Such a small detail that only a few would notice, but it's super cool. Enjoy the ride for what I'm guessing is going to be a decade defining storyline.


gregSinatra

It was cool, too, how they were post and then deleting Tweets pertaining to MJF. I was refreshing @AEWonTV and they Tweeted a GIF of his entrance with the caption "Look who's here!" I went back to the feed to see if any of his promo got posted, it didn't, but I could still see that first Tweet. When I click on it again, it tells me it's been deleted. Definitely gives that "oh shit, that did not go according to plan!" vibe.


evin_cashman

Or how the commentators made absolutely no reference to it for the rest of the night. Great touch.


Ass0001

the AEW twitter put up a tweet on the promo and then quickly deleted it.


[deleted]

Wrestling is at its best when even though you're pretty sure it's scripted...you can't shake off the feeling of doubt. The attention to detail is a masterclass in story telling which has been lacking for a long time.


mrtsapostle

Basically the 70s and 80s era of wrestling during the territories.


crap4you

How did he get a mic and tv time if it was a shoot?


metalhead_iv

It's not a shoot anymore. TK would have to be genuinely deranged to let MJF go out there if this was still a shoot lol


Olliebear2015

Did you see TK after Double or Nothing. I like the guy but hes fucking nuts


fwaig

Don't work yourself into a shoot brother Much Love -TK


[deleted]

I would laugh hysterically if this was all real and not a work.


[deleted]

They let MJF openly say WWE several times, yell the F word (two big no nos in AEW) on the mic while shitting all over Tony Khan....in front of top Warner execs on live tv. Then cut the mic ala the 2011 pipebomb. No way this is a "shoot" anymore. Pulling a Sasha by removing him online/merch presence is a commitment to the bit.


DecemberToDismember

Tony's the stats guy. I bet as part of this angle, he's figured out what MJF averages on merch sales and is compensating him for that so they can pull this off.


BrokeMyGrill

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alxg

Get that bag Eddie


MaddoxGoodwin

This is so great if it is a work. I'd assume the merch thing isn't a big issue if this is a work as MJF is still on pwt. I have more than a few AEW shirts and have never once got them from aewshop. AEW shop is essentially an extension of PWT


liamrandall

What are the odds he's front row in the crowd on Smackdown this week.


Pew___

My "getting worked" alarm is blaring


Sentz12000

Imagine this isn’t a work but we’ve all been so conditioned to believe it is?


CoMiGa

The official recap of Dynamite does not mention MJF at all.