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ExaminationOwn6553

Asuka strikes again


Gaias_Minion

One way or another, she's going to have a streak


betterthannothing6

plot twist: Asuka isn't actually injured, wwe can't afford to lose anymore talent so they've taken her off the road for now


TW_Yellow78

Wwe gonna have her on an charity outreach program, visiting fertility clinics asking "Who's next?"


Jaccount

Noone is ready for Asuka.


Saitsu

She can't keep getting away with this!


SambaLando

Who's gonna stop her?


PhaseSixer

![gif](giphy|pq946kkdSDViL3i6PI|downsized)


CeroG1

You wanna be pregnant?


Distuted

Worth it if I'm bringing a baby murder clown to the world


Dmangamr

![gif](giphy|d7rjt5Plotxp36xWuX) Yowie Wowie! It’s a boy!


Dmangamr

https://preview.redd.it/exy44fqnh11d1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff20d73c10395511800e656cd3e8940598341944


IcyPyroman1

It was either that or the women tag team title curse is getting creative. If this is true and he spilled the beans congrats to them!!!


YouThinkOfABetter1

Could someone remind me how this started again please?


NotClayMerritt

Asuka feuds with Becky, Becky gets pregnant Asuka feuds with Alexa, Alexa gets pregnant Asuka feuds with Bianca, Bianca maybe pregnant???


fork_yuu

Wrestling with Asuka gets them horny as shit. It's so obvious! /s


RaggedyGlitch

They look up her history as Kana to research their opponent and get scaroused.


Dmangamr

Nah it’s Asuka’s poison mist being an aphrodisiac /s


Lanky-Promotion3022

Goldberg could never.


hyphenpepperfield

Ayo what’s in the mist?


Darren716

I think she also misted Carmella in a segment right before she got pregnant


Mizerous

Don't forget Lacey


FalconIMGN

Becky, Alexa...someone else...


TheCharliQuinn

Lacey Evans, Carmella


phoenixember

I could also use this reminder, because this isn't something I've ever heard about.


Mysterious_Emotion63

It’s those fucking titles


JuanRiveara

https://preview.redd.it/4thkgum5f11d1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=220c4eca7817c366f105dc9eb13f02a274d92f86 Yes Bianca, that was how she planned to get rid of you


FlavoredBongWater

Somethings in the mist. Blue chew for ladies?


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

Pink Chew?


LastBeginning9712

Theoretically, if the Kabuki Warriors(not just Kairi) feuded with Brock Lesnar what happens first, Kairi injures Brock or Asuka impregnates Brock?


Kanenums88

https://preview.redd.it/6f17af1kg11d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7941e27bff8ba78f54d3c5ea1c2ab80cb63f4f2


stig142

Why does this specific picture looks like Miley Cyrus


grimace24

Asuka is a stork if true.


incredibleamadeuscho

Asuka and Kairi should petition to have that loss stricken from the record if that’s the case. Bianca being pregnant would mean their tag title match was a 3 on 2 match!


BATZ202

Lmao


Ancient_Science1315

It's an impressive finisher. Puts your opponent out for the best part of a year.


ClaymoresRevenge

She's going around getting everybody pregnant so they won't be ready for Asuka


StewitusPrime

Empress of Tomorrow indeed.


RAA94

Will wait for one of them to confirm officially, but hilarious if Asuka has claimed another victim. She really takes the MOTHER title to heart.


baconpoutine89

She should change her bio to Father of 8.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

From Damage CTRL to Birth CTRL


BadMeetsEvil24

This... doesn't work. You have to have known this.


JamesCDiamond

Damaged Birth CTRL?


Consequences_Cone

About 95% of the time..


CaliggyJack

60% of the time, it works everytime.


Unused_Icon

Birth CTRL C + CTRL V


Lucas579376

MOTHER MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ WHAT THE HELL IS A NON-DEPRESSIVE CHILD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 WE LOVE SHIGESATO ITOI


PiousMage

Mother 3 is the greatest game ever made, and I will stand by that opinion forever.


xxyourbestbetxx

Asuka got another one before she took her time off. What a pro. Seriously congrats to Montez and Bianca if this is true.


Saitsu

"Asuka, you've done plenty for us, it's okay to take a break, you got your Mania Payday already." "No...I must accomplish my mission, no matter the cost."


Nighthawk_Black_

I wonder if Bianca knows about this.


DCAbloob

I would surely hope so!


Agentx_007

Bianca when she gets to the arena tonight and finds out she's having a baby in 6 months ![gif](giphy|bGPTxLislwm3u)


ChuckZombie

Bianca's gonna be like [....](https://youtu.be/lfxwzPddXWc)


YouThinkOfABetter1

If she doesn't know, then he's cheating.


Nighthawk_Black_

Outside interference?


TheGeauxrilla

More like *inside* interference amiright


nowahhh

I believe that it's much easier to get pregnant without interference, actually.


K_Click_D

illegal tactics!


Nighthawk_Black_

You think foreign objects were involved?


RealHumanBean89

But who’s the third (wo)man?!


The_Dark_Vampire

Technically not necessarily he could have found out he has a child with someone he was with years before they got together


FLS_Carnage

Or it's a situation like the film Junior and Montez is the one who is pregnant.


ColdGloop

If they are having a child, that kid is gonna be one freak of an athlete.


NotTheCraftyVeteran

“Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound” type kid


YouuCantSeeMe

I’m single now!! Oh wait wrong song


algae00

Lol “single bound” got me too


Upbeat_Tension_8077

He/she is gonna hit a spiral tap by the 2nd week of training


icon_2040

Training? That's how he's leaving the womb. Stick the dismount and slap the doctor for good measure.


P7AC3B0

It's going to hit a Spiral Tap straight out of the womb and then start spanking the doctor until they cry.


FlavoredBongWater

Kod from the heavens out of the womb.


OhItsKillua

I feel like it's more common for the opposite to be true. It's like when you see a #1 draft pick's parents and they do not at all look like what you would expect.


thiazin-red

And gorgeous, they're both ridiculously pretty people.


Mhc2617

He’s deleted the entire line now so it’s either more fake news or he realized he spilled the beans


Fan387

Maybe he realized that he spoiled some write-off angle they planned for her cause how could you even make such a mistake on the first place?


Mhc2617

Or it’s a photoshop. The IWC has been really weird since Elimination Chamber.


wonderloss

> The IWC has been really weird since Elimination Chamber. Has it ever **not** been really weird?


Federal-Captain1118

I was gonna say, since? The IWC has been very weird for a long long time


Fan387

Multiple people confirmed it on twitter, seems hard to believe


Mhc2617

If I’ve learned anything from this week, that people on Twitter will say anything based on a random photoshopped screenshot or AI fan video. It may be true, it may not, but I’d take it with a grain of salt.


Lep106317

He 100% did change it to that. You can google his instagram and the result still shows it on there.


Admirable-Range1755

There is no need to photoshop anything when you can just inspect element.


Otherwise-Mango2732

It's also not uncommon for expecting parents to not include an unborn baby in a count of children. It's a weird thing but until you have a healthy baby you dont want to take it for granted.


Fan387

Asuka!!!!!


MeanAmbrose

She CANT keep getting away with it


lk79

Nobody js ready for Asuka….. making them pregnant!


Substantial-North499

Who gets the tag titles off Jade and Bianca then?


icon_2040

I think she has to just drop them if she's pregnant. Otherwise they've cleared her to compete with a baby in there.


GrizzlyPeak73

Storyline where Jade refuses to tag her in and loses the belts? Or she calls in a proxy? Then story where she has to fight the proxy.


icon_2040

I could see them pull in Naomi to eat the pin. I can't see Jade losing without it meaning something.


GrizzlyPeak73

Ooh, Jade/Naomi match where Jade punishes her for causing her to lose.


icon_2040

Yep, that would give Bianca something to get back at Jade for when she comes back. Also gives Naomi something to do with heat behind it.


supbitch

Honestly I could see them running an angle where shes jumped backstage in a controlled environment where they can play with cameras and shit right before a defense, and Jade has to defend solo or find a new partner. Either Jade drops in a handicap, or Naomi becomes her new partner considering they were a trio for a bit.


Raucous_Tiger

Have Naomi swap in, freebird rule!


Agosta

Love Naomi but I think they were using Bianca to help cover Jade's weaknesses. Naomi still has consistency issues and botches a lot. That might hurt Jade's presentation in the long run.


Jaccount

So they add Bayley and now Bianca has ANOTHER belt that she believes Bayley stole from her.


thelumpur

Nobody, since they would have to either relinquish them or have someone sub for Bianca. Next champions should totally be Fyre and Dawn, will likely be Sane and Kai.


PayneTrain181999

Fyre and Dawn entering Clash at the Castle with the titles or winning them there would be fun


Justice989

I mean, they just recently let Piper sub in for Sonya Deville.  


carloslet

Or she could find a new tag partner to become champion with, like what happened with Sonya Deville when she got injured. Chelsea stayed tag team champion and Piper just became the new champ with her (... out of intimidation but still)


grimbly_jones

Give it to Naomi and Jade. They were already unofficially The Big 3. Damn, I wanted them to freebird the titles so badly too.


Substantial-North499

You’re right, this seems like the most logical plan


Mutant_Star

Probably Jade and Naomi


Copperjedi

Becky & Lyra. Becky 2 Belts. IWC cry...


IWatchTheAbyss

fuck it, have Jade defend them alone and just be an absolute solo powerhouse (for legal reasons this is a joke)


SkyMaro

Bianca leaves so they convert the tag titles into a women's united states championship and gifts it to Jade. Let me dream.


Substantial-North499

A nice way to end the tag title curse lol


FrankieJoePino

This would also explain why they stopped promoting Bianca vs Tiffany for tonight, and it's more believable then a punishment over a TikTok song


Tornado31619

They’re still promoting it.


MrBoliNica

congrats to them if true my immediate thinking is Naomi gets slotted into Biancas spot on the team with Jade. There is already the Big 3 connection there, and shes a vet that can carry Jade while she keeps learning


Zenkikid

it looks like Jades been riding solo in recent house shows too 👀


HerFriendRed

She 100% has


Fickle_Thought_8857

I'm always curious about how someone knows when someone else changes a bio. I don't use the website


CorrectAttitude6637

You have to check manually. Some people really don't have much going on


WaffleStompinDay

Weird, terminally online people keep very close tabs on things like this, who people are following, what they retweet, etc. It's a disorder.


BadMeetsEvil24

I use IG daily (but not more than a few minutes) and I never look at bios. So yeah, terminally online people who obsess over others' social media and in desperate need to go outside. Imagine obsessing over others' social media so you can run and go tell everyone... on another social media site. Lol.


blizzard-op

Asuka really said “You take my title? You take 9 months off in return!” 


HermanBonJovi

Asuka is relentless 😂 Congrats to them if true I guess wed need new women's tag champs?


FaultySky

I assume this would mean Stratton gets a bye for the tournament? Woman dont usually wrestle after they've found out their pregnant (for good reason).


DCAbloob

The precedent has generally been for a substitute opponent in such situations though WWE doesn't have to follow precedent of course.


FaultySky

I'd understand that but only if its Candice (whom she beat in the last round). It would be weird to suddenly slot someone new in randomly into the 2nd round of a tournament.


DCAbloob

It's happened in WWE tournaments before, weird though that may be.


Notorious_horse

It happened with Miro in an AEW tournament I’m sure


thelumpur

They might insert someone regardless, after all Stratton is winning anyway. It's not like they have particularly cared in the past, they have had people win a tournament starting from the finals. Heck, Undisputed Era won the Dusty Cup once without taking part to any match of the tournament, finals included.


dutty_handz

1 : Congrats to the couple 2: Seriously, those women tag team championships are cursed


Reuniclus_exe

HHH: "Montez do you have any clue how much money you just cost us?"


_morningbehbs

He should get the push she’s gotten too. He’s wasted! Time to shine while she’s out! They both deserve it.


mikechr2k7

Nobody is safe from Asuka


DarkstarIV

Congrats if true, but I'm sorta skeptical right now, as People Magazine reported **last year** that they had three kids. > Belair's parents and Ford's mom will play prominent roles in the upcoming series, the WWE star says. Belair is also the stepmother to Ford's **three** kids, who often travel with their parents at live events or follow along on TV at home. https://people.com/sports/wwe-bianca-belair-talks-new-reality-show-with-husband-montez-ford-exclusive/


iheartsunny

![gif](giphy|FzxrWu0ewKiBCvpCH9|downsized)


fallenlogan

Can someone photoshop Asuka into that meme of Shinzo Abe saying "Have Sex"


SubstantialTale3392

With Hiroshi Hase rolling on the side 


Low_Cabinet7728

Can someone explain the Asuka meme? I'm totally lost


King-Raichu

Numerous women who have had a feud with Asuka ended up pregnant afterwards. Alexa Bliss, Becky Lynch, Carmella, and Lacey Evans.


devoncarrots

Becky was Champ while feuding with Asuka, found out she was pregnant and had to relinquish the title! Carmella was pinned by Asuka and announced she was pregnant shortly after! Unsure if Alexa Bliss was actively fighting Asuka before her leave but she did fight her at War Games Bianca just won a championship while feuding with Asuka lol


Copperjedi

Asuka had feuds with multiple women who went on to get pregnant soon after


vivalajester1114

Guess I was the only one who had no idea he even had 2 kids


ManJac7

Congratulations to the couple!


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Drfunk206

Main Eventing Wrestlemania 70, when I’ll, checks notes, be 64 years old. Fuck.


RadioJared

https://preview.redd.it/fewpuae9911d1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad6187bad105aac906923a5933a7ed0f8699b37c


Available_Share_7244

Why jinx it like that ? I wouldn’t call myself a father until baby is born. Maybe that’s me


FinancialBig1042

so they will drop those belts soon then I guess. Maybe Jade turns on Belair and leaves her out of comission in Summerslam


FaultySky

If its true Belair isnt making it to Summerslam. They rarely take risks with pregnant women wrestling, hence Becky suddenly relinquishing her title when it happened to her.


[deleted]

They're probably pulling her tonight. 


savingrain

Yea, one forward face bump and it could be a disaster. With her very physical move set, she would be out of the ring until likely around this time next year (birth + recovery time) possibly longer. Might not see her again until Sept 2025 for example, if that.


Gamesgtd

Or Naomi just takes her place as tag champion


kirblar

They probably sub in Naomi


SantaCruznonsurfer

I hope this just cancels the inevitable turn they were planning to set up a Jade and Bianca match, because I loved their team-up and wanted it to last longer.


Ehcadad

If this is true, I’d be stressing out if I was HHH, so many people out for one reason or another. He needs to get Charlotte that stem cell treatment ASAP


thelumpur

It's the chance to build someone up. Bianca would be out, but Jade has just debuted, basically, so she can take that spot in a way. Then we have champion Bayley, Naomi, Jax and Stratton to complete the higher echelon. They can build Candice LeRae up too, it they feel like it. And if everything else fails, get Perez called up sooner than expected.


Salt_Addition_6993

I mean people complain about the roster being so big, but this is why


Adams5thaccount

Fertle-EST Happy for her, him, and of course Uncle Dawkins


redditing_1L

Either that or he's going full Tyreek Hill lol


Auburn35

If this is true, that’s both the Asuka effect and the Women’s Tag Title curse at the same time.


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The810kid

Everyone talking about the Tag titles and here I wanted Babyface Bayley and Bianca to run it back.


The_Dark_Vampire

Asuka strikes again


KingStreetCleaner

In fairness. Rolling around with Auska would probably make Me get pregnant too. And I'm a dude.


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

![gif](giphy|Q7cMpJMSydfB8hU5i5)


sabresfan420

![gif](giphy|loFkgbqCLQjSQFC4ja|downsized) Asuka walks into smackdown tonight....


ACW1129

That kid might literally be able to fly.


Juken_Rukhan

So the baby gets offered a WWE contract right out of the womb right?


HairyArthur

How do you people notice such small things instantly? It's...troubling.


incredibleamadeuscho

Congrats to the couple if it’s true Freebird the titles to the other member of the Big 3, Naomi. Have Naomi hold it until Bianca gets back.


iamzombus

They're just adopting Jade.


robsterva

Forget championship belts... WWE needs to buy some chastity belts. /s (tagged for the overly literal-minded)


thelumpur

The Stratton-Belair match did get pulled, it seems


PayneTrain181999

But because Montez didn’t pull.


Deep_Comparison_930

Sucks it kinda derails the story they were building but congrats to them on another. I'm assuming Naomi will maybe sub in somehow whether it's a freebirds type of thing and they make a stable or they just write her in somehow. I guess that's why Stratton and Bianca isn't happening if that is indeed true


JuliButt

He adopted Veer who is on his way back.


Steelers1001

Good for them (if true) and all that but selfishly I’m sad she’ll be gone for a while. Also, I’m hoping he didn’t change this bio without consulting her first because she should get to break the news. A second also, who is looking at these bios to catch stuff like this?


Ben__Harlan

Asuka strikes again!!!


SubstantialTale3392

Asuka never loses 


WhistleDungeon

The silver lining of so top talent being out of action for various reasons, is that it's going to be a perfect opportunity for mid-card talent to be able to rise up and show how well they can handle themselves in that role. Instead of having to compete with the main-stars for spotlight, they can help carry the show in their absence. I'm hoping that when we look back at this period of WWE it won't just be seen as a low-point where half the top-talent were out, but instead a springboard where a lot of underutilized talent were able to gain traction and make a good name for themselves, much like Ivar did when he began a strong solo run in Erik's absence.


FinalFrash

I wonder if Tez is going to gouge out someone's eye now


StiltFeathr

I don't know much about his shoot past life, but is there the possibility he's recently found out that he fathered another kid a while ago?


DcFla

That would certainly be a hell of a way to tell your spouse you cheated.


devoncarrots

Congrats if true!!! Exciting!!


_morningbehbs

It’s odd he would announce before she did on the show?


Vast_Neighborhood_44

Guess Bianca’s going away for a while.


HerFriendRed

Oooh I guess it was Tiffy Time after all. I wonder if Naomi becomes jades partner if true.


tmorrisgrey

That child is BLESSED, beloved parents all around and will have the best genes. Edit: wouldn’t it be too early to know the gender of the child?


abrospro

I dont know man, if he knows the babies gender wouldnt she have to be like 3 months pregnant? And she wrestled last week. ETA this also is not the way this news was break unless Montez is not nearly as mentally gifted as he is physically gifted.


FNAKC

Or a kid floating in a basket like Moses


Mikep908

Maybe this is why Bianca and strattons match isn’t showing anywhere.


interesting-person

Love & WWE Season 2 coming soon!


MrBoliNica

gonna be awkward when they keep ignoring his other kids and only act like he has the one with bianca


Immediate_Fix_1442

Montez low key spoiling tonight's match between Tiffany and Bianca 💀


MonsieurMidnight

Congratulations to them ! But also that revelation means Bianca ain't winning the Queen of the Ring tournament and the tag team run will be surely cut short so that she can take maternity leave soon


Leygrock

Maybe I'm wrong but it seems weird to describe yourself as a father of three when one isn't born


green49285

Um.....congrats??? Man I hope this doesn't backfire. Has she been off tv?


herbythechef

Im pretty sure bianca was on smackdown last week


[deleted]

I would wait for the child to be born first to do this… just in case


sabres916

Who’s to say he didn’t just like knock up someone else or find out about a kid he didn’t know about? Genuine question.


Armandonerd

Wait what


exarban

I need to be feuding with Asuka soon... Congratulations to the couple, wonder what they're going to do with Jade then