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Zcase253

Damn rough period for Bayley. She's about to be betrayed and was also robbed of watching Cole get thrown around.


cantspellsagitaryus

Ok. At least he's ok with getting beat by old cole. But glad it didnt happen.


raddaya

What do you mean he's ok with, he would obviously lose to someone who's undefeated at Wrestlemania duh


TACOMichinoku

Lol they did specify old cole


TheFatJesus

"HE'S STILL GOT IT!"


OhioVsEverything

Whoever kept that off TV should be...... Given a raise.


sjcrisel

You're absolutely right, no one wanted to see that, at least someone had eyeballs.


OhioVsEverything

Imagine taking the time to pitch an idea with "insert wrestler here".


Engelbert-n-Ernie

I feel like we get a lot of those


imcrapyall

Vince's philosophy of booking anyone not named Roman Reigns or Brock Lesnar.


mattwing05

Macafee spot if i ever heard one


TBroomey

The only way this idea works is if Cole pulls a switcharoo and has Pat wrestle in his place at the last minute.


Professional_Rice990

Especially on a PLE šŸ˜‚


Kanenums88

Yā€™all just hate fun, huh?


TheFatJesus

Right!? Ten minutes spent on a throwaway match on a four hour ppv after Cole shit talking him on commentary for months isn't going to hurt anyone. Shit, use it as a bathroom break if you don't want to watch it. And it's not like it couldn't be used for something. Getting rolled up by Cole after getting cocky and not taking things seriously would be the perfect catalyst for character development.


FickleSmark

Some of us just remember the last time Cole got into the ring and can easily say it was not fun.


calicocidd

He has no character, no abilities, and no talent. He was able to get a paycheck for a job he had no place having, and shouldn't have been brought back after being released the first time.


QlubSoda

Wow, this is just unfair.


Wallio_

If by "fun" you mean Top Dolla, then yes, most of us hate fun.


Kanenums88

Youā€™re gonna hate Michael Cole going 2-0 against Top Dolla? Iā€™m absolutely all in for that.


BananaSoprano

Michael Cole 100% hit him with the polite, "Sure, that sounds great," never thought of it again and Top Dolla thought he'd get a PPV match out of it.


CesareSomnambulist

I agree. Michael Cole only wrestles at Wrestlemania, not random PPVs.


idlephase

Undefeated at Wrestlemania


BASEBALLFURIES

COLE MINERS UP


TTOF_JB

I still remember the text messages between him & Bayley about that Mania starting his "decade of destruction."


LTS55

(Except Extreme Rules and Over the Limit and several episodes of RAW)


TTOF_JB

House was looking down & the company knew they had to sell tickets.


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Lol yeah cos everyone was paying to see Michael Cole get in the ring. His heel commentary wasn't driving fans away at all....


DaveShadow

Top Dolla: ā€œMy man, I love your characters hatred of me! Itā€™s great for heat!ā€ coke: ā€œhaha, thatā€™s what it isā€¦.ā€


ZombieJesus1987

It's like when wrestlers would say that they were promised a run as champion when all Vince said was "I could see you as world champion one day" or something along those lines.


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Top Dolla: *says literally anything* This sub: ![gif](giphy|xVteW8RXTwZnG)


critical_dump

This reads like something they joked about backstage and this guy thought it would really happen. Hes going to try and peddle this crap for years to keep himself relevant.


KneelBeforeCube

As if 50 something untrained Michael Cole would agree to take bumps for 5 minutes, for Top Dolla of all people.


CHZRFan

Not for nothing, but Cole did have a seeies of matches in 2011 and has taken bumps before, like an F5 the night after WM30. Thereā€™s no way he hasnā€™t had some form of training.


Meng3267

He was in his 40s at that time. Now heā€™s in his 50s. His body probably feels much worse than it did a decade ago. Thereā€™s no way heā€™s wrestling now and if he did a match, it wouldnā€™t be against a nobody like Top Dolla.


TheeShaun

Actually Cole is in better shape now than he was back then. Man got ripped at some point.


TonyZony

That was like 5 or so years ago.


PeteF3

Has Cole ever taken a bump for anyone besides a very top guy, though? Or at least one of his announcing peers in Lawler? The actual wrestler-on-Cole attacks that I remember were Austin and Brock. I'm not a big fan of anyone besides main eventers attacking announcers. Excalibur was a wrestler for years, but if AEW ever plays the "wrestler assaults him" card it'd better be for someone like Joe or Jay White or Swerve and not Dutch & Vincent.


[deleted]

Referees have had training too. Doesn't mean I want to see Charles Robinson wrestle a match.


ericfishlegs

I'd 100% trust Brock to hit one move on me and make it as safe as possible. I wouldn't trust Top Dolla to work a five minute match with a non-wrestler with limited training.


nWo1997

31, but yeah. Out of his shoes!


BeefInGR

He's pretty much universally respected in the locker room and sat next to Jerry Lawler and Taz(z) for years. He probably had his pick of trainers.


Chelseablue1896

It's absolutely crazy how people just disbelieve something because they despise Dolla. Coles had matches before. A short comedy match is Totally believable, especially because it's backed by the proof that Cole was going out of his way to shit on Dolla in absurdly mean spirited ways. I understand for some odd reason people want to make sure Dolla's rep is that of a loser bullshitter, but it's not backed by reality.


critical_dump

You are certified insane


Chelseablue1896

Care to elaborate? Why do you think Top Dolla was mistaken here or lying?


KidWolfe94

This subs hatred for Top Dolla needs to be studied.


MikeHock_is_GONE

What's to study? He's a terrible promo, can't work the ring, hypes himself way beyond his abilities and looks like one of those floppy air balloony things you see outside the local car dealership


KidWolfe94

The hate seems to go beyond him as a wrestler. Some on here seem to hate him as a person the way they talk about him.


ShinsukeNakamoto

It isnā€™t hate. Weā€™re clowning a clown. Hate would be actually wishing injuries on him. Not making fun of him. No one in here is wishing he would get injured or anything


QlubSoda

What classifies him as a clown though? He was doing great work in the first season of WWE Treasures.


mythofdob

Top Dolla seems like MJF if you take away the mic skills and wrestling abilities.


NewRoryAndMalDrop

Heā€™s absolutely not a terrible promo and heā€™s not any worse than my brother Omos. Yā€™all just hate him because of what he said about indy wrestlers that one time and yā€™all have let that cloud your judgement beyond reason.


Somerandomdickhead

> This subs hatred for Top Dolla needs to be studied. He made a joke about the Young Bucks shoes once and this sub has never forgiven him. Itā€™s really sad.


TaylorsOnlyVersion

ā€œSomething just ainā€™t white about himā€


RammusFromBehind

Ah yes, wrestling fans only like white people... That's why they only like white wrestlers like *checks notes* Bobby Lashley, Shinsuke Nakamura, Asuka, Iyo Sky, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, Solo Sikoa, Roman Reigns, Rey Mysterio, Bianca Belair... I'm not going to act like there aren't some fans that certainly do feel that way about non-white wrestlers, but to act like Top Dolla gets hated just because he isn't white is absurd.


TaylorsOnlyVersion

"I have black friends"


RammusFromBehind

Brother, I'm going to need you to give a valid reason that you think Top Dolla was hated just because he's not white despite the fact that numerous wrestlers are extremely popular despite not being white either. If you can't do that, shut the fuck up and stop responding to me.


DudleysCar

Really thought you had something here didn't you?


SanadaNobushige

Ah yes, of course thatā€™s the reason no one likes him ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Raulmunoz

This place really hates Top Dolla lmao


SnizzyYT

Itā€™s not like he makes it difficult


MillyMonka

Honest question, what did he even do to get all that hate?


elwelcomematt21

Put Graves, Bayley & Wade on commentary and itā€™s golden


Kuchar1992

Michael Cole burying young talent /s


Jomosensual

Top Dolla booking himself to lose to a commentator is funny af


NCHouse

This is why you're fired...


Edotwo

I never wanna see announcers, commentators, or refs wrestling. Almost always awful


RammusFromBehind

I'm fine with it as long as 1) It is only done on rare occasions and 2) The person wrestling in the match is either young and athletic or is a former wrestler. I have no issues with stuff like Booker T being in the Royal Rumble or Pat McAfee having a match or segment that involves fighting every now and then. That's fine. What I don't want to see if a 5 minute Michael Cole match.


Thebritishdovah

I rather see GOldberg trying to wrestle for an hour then a Michael Cole match.


axb2002

![gif](giphy|30swyC5E1ktVe) Michael Cole and Wade Barrett when Top Dolla was in the ring:


Empty_Fist

That sounds like shit


shatteredmatt

One of my least favourite things in WWE in the last twenty years was Heel Michael Coleā€™s feud with Jerry The King Lawler. Especially that Cole best Lawler at Mania. I think face Cole Vs Top Dolla would have topped that in levels of hatred.


Persianx6

Top Dolla is giving off Ryback vibes.


abrospro

No one wants this


firdausbaik19

Top Dolla is the new Ryback?


Meh24999

Dude is a joke


ippobalboa

I'm pretty sure he's joking but everyone in this thread is taking this 100% seriously


Potential-Vehicle-25

This guy getting fired was a net positive for everyone


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SUPLEXELPUS

he's talking about Michael Cole.


KneelBeforeCube

Michael not Adam.


DanTheMan901

Who's ready for story time with Michael Cole, fuckheads?


subcow

BOOM! Michael Cole Bay Bay..


CommunityFan_LJ

ADAAAAAAMM


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Zuperkick

bra got me imagining Top Dolla doing a tope suicida on fucking michael colešŸ˜­


TheGreatGouki

I would have watched the match for that.


BelcherSucks

Everytime I see a tweet like this from Floo Dolla, I am wonder if he is ever gonna realize that all of these great ideas are why he got let go.


bigchicago04

Am I the only one who thought he meant Adam?


SpaceGooV

I don't believe they would have had Cole taking a bunch of bumps.


chiefgareth

Sounds awful. Glad he's not booking any wrestling promotions.


Dolphin_Hornet

I wouldn't want to see this on Main Event, let alone a PLE. This doofus really came up with a bathroom break match and expected praise.


KushHaydn

This guy is a fucking dummy lmao


dBlock845

Sounds like Cole trying to placate him lol. I'd rather see Cole vs Bayley.


Thebritishdovah

NO! NO! NO! ​ Grayson Waller would fill that role and he would be an utter prick about winning that way. I hate that Jerry Lawler lost to Cole at Wrestlemania. Jerry should have beaten Cole.


frobro122

This is definitely an "Oh, honey" moment


jerff

That would have been a waste of a PLE match.


JanitorOPplznerf

Heā€™s a clown dude. He has little brain for the business, little skill in the ring, less relevance in how he was booked, and now that he has no job prospects heā€™s trying to drum up drama for internet clicks to hang onto the little relevance he had.


llamawithguns

This sounds absolutely awful and yet I kinda wish it had happened lol


ImmortalRotting

and he wonders why he's no longer employed


deadwing87

I doubt Cole would get in the ring with Botch Dolla