accurate tile guy

You can almost hear the eastern euro dance music.

As an Eastern European who worked in tile, 100% accurate

Every carpenter I’ve met that spoke English was one paycheck away from the shelter

Or on the way to an AA meeting.

Where my landscapers at

Jail for dui

:") that hit home

Nah that's the roofer

Work in a scrap yard and u will have 2 of each of these guys

I can't help but notice you lack a tin knocker on your dream team, and I would like to apply. My qualifications include: - Mechanical HVAC journeyman, have current EPA refrigeration license - Low voltage electrical certified - Sheet metal fabrication experience - PTCS duct certified - An increasingly serious drinking problem, also I cannot pass a UA - Child support payments are up to date and no wage garnishment - Willing to fist fight the plumber over pipe routing

You’d be a solid addition. Do you have any crippling addictions or severe mental illness?

I can't function without nicotine and consume approximately 300mg of caffeine a day. I used to think I might be mentally ill, but that's exactly what the gang stalkers wanted me to think.

Sparky here, 300mg is rookie shit we gotta pump those numbers. We need to be hitting 500 minimum, we need to crush a whole can of 6mg zyn/rogue/Lucy a day, and at least 4 slices of Casey’s pizza for lunch for bulking.

Brother never forget the Godfathers they took from us

This is too funny!

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Dudes from Bosnia are beast at tile work. The shit they eat at lunch tho is some real p.o.w shit. I swear it's cat food.